#that has historically gone well.
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ATTENTION VAIS OF THE GERUDO TRIBE. STOP NAMING YOUR SONS GANONDORF. YOU ARE JUST ASKING FOR TROUBLE.
#legend of zelda#link#zelda#ganondorf#reincarnation cycle#gerudo#breath of the wild#haven't played tears of the kingdom yet so no spoilers please#voe#vai#nintendo#hyrule#seriously#what dumbass learns any part of gerudo history and goes ���I'll name the first son in 100 years ”Ganondorf“?#that has historically gone well.
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can't it even be more obvious thomas. why are you surprised that a sudrian historical site filled to the brim with armor and weaponry that dates back to the middle ages has old people afflicted with the gold dust working around the castle
#thomas the tank engine#thomas and friends#ttte glynn#ttte millie#ttte stephen#casa tidmouth#senjart#MORE OF LADY'S EXPERIMENTS GONE WRONG#WHO UP ULFSTEADING THEIR CASTLE#stuff for the kotr arc of casa tidmouth. now this is where gold dust has historical significance#going crazy right now. my friends are influencing me#I had 12 tabs opened just to draw young glynn's armor. they dont have plated armory in the 10th century!!!! only mails!!!!!!#(looking at you KOTR intro)#I remember reading some inputs on my 1k milestone poll and saw someone put ''the misery of growing old'' and honestly. Checks out#glynn's eyes are goldish brown because well. that's the perks of being the first bearer of the gold dust horrors#lady during 989 AD do not know anything about human thoughts and ethics and emotions. she was literally freestyling that!!!!!#Oh a wounded soldier on the verge of death. what if I *dumps 200 kg of gold dust on him* yeah that'll do the trick.#then she saw how glynn aged so so slowly and went Oh well I messed up. Good thing there are lots of other sudrians here#funny coincidence that young cstm glynn's helmet resembles canon glynn's funnel#I wanted to make millie's design resemble a tour guide more with her scarf and more stylish than usual tie#shes so pretty. I'm so proud of her design#(AND I REALIZED TOO LATE THAT HER TIE HAS THE COLORS OF THE FRENCH FLAG)#<--- said the guy who has beef with the french#stephen's crown is translated to a hat decor! was about to draw a top hat but whatever just imagine he has a collection of various hats#that he can put his crown on#also I want to give him that cool hip-with-the-kids I-am-still-young-at-heart energy#sir robert norramby is balling in the background.#hope you enjoy..... won't be able to draw as much from now on but I'm excited#also whos ready for old man yaoi........... 2!!!!!!
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Loki surveilling the skyline of New York from the top of Stark Tower and clocking that his favorite paired set of buildings are gone. sad
#everyone wants thor and loki to have visited earth a bunch of times and obviously they wouldn't be too invested in earth politics#but i think the concept of much time passing between visits should be taken advantage of#like what if one of them missed seeing the statue of liberty on their past 3 visits and now that's 'suddenly' a famous historic landmark#Loki like wow I sure hope that restaurant in the Soviet Union is still around!#and Natasha's head whips around so fast like you mean Russia or one of the surrounding countries that used to be part of the USSR#Loki: uhm. well. what's the difference#Natasha: here is a map of the countries does this help#Loki: it does not help but thank you for trying#Thor: what do you mean Rome is gone???? Rome was HUGE?????#Tony: well it's been a few centuries since then Europe is very different now#Thor: (visibly distressed) so the the sweet effeminate men enjoy the streets no more??#Tony: ...I don't keep track of foreign border laws about that#Thor shows up after 3 years and there's a new president and he's very confused through the entire meeting#brodinsons being so detached from the political scene but being so used to realm politics they come to correct conclusions about things#even though the timeline and how long things stay the same on midgard still messes with them#Loki: at least Egypt is still around#Thor: China also#Brodinsons visiting New Zealand(Aotearoa)/Australia/various British mandate islands before the British formally showed up#returning 2 centuries later and 'the gene pool has altered drastically' 'must've been a war'#well it's either that or since Asgard seems spared of colorism they treat all humans as the same and don't notice. which might be worse#on the colonisation and liberation side of things
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WE LITERALLY KNOW THEY HAD A PRIVATE TALK ABOUT IT BECAUSE TOMMY KEPT MAKING JOKES LIKE THAT AND IT MADE DREAM UNCOMFORTABLE BECAUSE DREAM TOLD US IT HAPPENED
right like they are saying all these things when we can look back on the streams and see that it's just. not true LOL
#cq.asks#discourse#cc fight club#or we can return to our behind the scenes argument#which has historically not gone well for anyone but dream!
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i understand that the modern day segments are the thing that binds the assassin’s creed games together and that they’re essential to the story. but consider. they suck dick and balls.
#the most interesting it gets is with shbject 16’s conspiracy board and like that *is* interesting. but it’s also like. not ever commented on#in ac2 actively. and a lot of the actual conspiracy bits seem kind of like throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks?#this is not unsalvageable okay but the fact that it’s 1) by necessity the periphery of the actual interesting game we want to play and 2)#full of the blandest fucking guys imaginable not doing anything ever is like. why are we doing this.#the *concept*. of a centuries old conspiracy battle between the assassins and templars? fascinating! endless potential for how that’s gone!#the execution? a bit shite ain’t it.#the game’s strongest connective tissue is in the codexes and the tombs. like *that’s* interesting!#the way that we’re already in a historical setting but ezio himself is uncovering what’s history to him! these figures who are basically#myths! but they were real! and then that leaves a room to go well. if they were real. like ezio is.#then when ezio dies and becomes history he will be a myth too. but we *know* him!! we could know them!! it’s in knowing him that the tragedy#of history is cemented. that he is already a myth even as we play through his story.#but like these are not themes i think the game has picked up on existing or gives a shit about so. fuck it i guess.#this story happened a long time ago in a country far far away. you can’t save ezio’s family. because he never did.#but you can avenge them. only. you know his quest for vengeance for justice. however it might have tipped the scales to a better world for#a time? it didn’t change things forever. the war outlived him. it outlived his ancestors.#you know?
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just realized that it's October which means INKTOBER which I was going to try to do this year
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#inktober has not historically gone well for me (wooo adhd i forget everything)#but. I'm going to try. if i can catch up today we'll see if i can get it going consistently#I'm planning to use emilybeemartin's prompt list because it looks fun so!#we will see how all of this goes#draco talks
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This post has at least 3 threads on it that I've enjoyed and the most recent one going around is a great bit of meta work (special mention to @bromelads 🎉), but since apparently it's now generating Izzy drama (lol naturally) I want to pull a piece from one of my earlier threads that I think sums up my stance succinctly:
Izzy did not support Edward in running away to start a circus OR support Edward emotionally while shuffling the circus off the table because he's Izzy and also having a breakdown, but people will genuinely act like the first one is the greater and perhaps unforgivable crime and it's insane.
#our flag means death#of course i cannot *see* any of the izzy drama because the block wall holds lol#but historically the idea that actually yeah izzy was justified in objecting to the 'new direction' has not gone over well 🤣#was he unnecessarily cruel? did he get mad halfway in and turn it into yelling insults? yes and yes (and you can point to the trigger)#but that is not actually intrinsically tied to whether or not edward was healing / acting healthy / proposing a good life direction#blackbeard ofmd#izzy hands ofmd#ofmd 1x10#ofmd meta#ladyluscinia
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i need to walk into a field and just sit for for a while.. maybe forever hbfsh...
#just me hi#turns out my brother and i share a lot of views on stuff hfbvshvfha#he was spamming me on discord the other day and i forgot to read them up til now lol#/the world has always been like this...#it's something after something after something. and horrible things may be steadfast but i think we forget about the general constant of#kindness#and why are we surprised it's there? we'll see pictures or videos of people who are not too long ago gone and be pleasantly surprised at th#joy that's found there#who said we didn't used to laugh?#forgetting the good is easy i guess. i get that hfhsvh#idk. i'm putting exploding pngs over some people's faces khfvjhvsbh :)#//anywho aside from that i think i'm gonna writeee#ik i said that earlier and i Did forget. but maybe this time i've got it hfbvhs#or nooot cuz i wanna watch a show too... oh the decisions lol.... :3#nom nom nom....#i also wanna draw smth i think.. or maybe i just Really wanna write cuz i need to get some character stuff out NOW hfhs#questions questions!!#guess i'll go see what i'll do about that now :3#.maybe the cowboy au.. cowboy au my beloved....#still tryna figure out what would be the Big Problem there hfhvs#cuz i want it to be more historical fiction than fantasy.. hmmm....#cults are a classic! always fun lol :>#or maybe cattle theft.. hmmmmm..!!#well i'd better get on it hfhs#toodles ciao :D
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Scribbly doodle between dashes
#ToTK link#link#ToTK#LoZ#leeleeart#that whole ‘how to draw top surgery scars CORRECTLY’ drama is very funny to me#tell trans people what to do with their bodies including how to draw them#historically it has always gone very very well
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There’s no way this goes well
#bro Caramelinda I love you but this is not the move#my two queens Caramelinda and Saccharina who will I choose#like historically keeping secrets has not gone well#fyi this is about Amethar actually being king of Candia#a crown of candy spoilers#a crown of candy#d20 acoc#this bitches coming for my boy Theobald#dimension 20#caramelinda rocks#amethar rocks#king amethar#saccharina frostwhip#is she talking about killing saccharina?!#what the fuck girl#fuck Caramelinda actually#theobald gumbar#if you can’t tell I wrote these tags while watching the episode
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ultra moon has been exceedingly kind to me in the shiny odds department over the years because it is trying to apologize to me for being the origin of what went on to warp my mind and soul forever
#context i picked it up to do some soft resetting while i tried to get to sleep bc i just kinda had the urge#and it's a mindless thing that has helped me fall asleep before#cue like. maybe 15 minutes in tops. under 20 resets. shiny mewtwo#and even with the absolute lowest odds you can get in this game that is Fucking Absurd#and this is the same game i had a like. 4 reset shiny palkia in#i think every single reset hunt i've done has flown WAY under odds#which is kind of funny considering my brother has gone over double odds with the same base odds before. Erm#anyways thank you ultra moon very cool#i actually want to hunt gen 4 rayquaza but i have to do some work so i can actually meet the conditions for it to show up#i wanted to start gen 4 mewtwo tonight but i did not bc UM was already in my 3ds#and i simply Did not feel like getting up to find heartgold. oh well#i have been itching for the masochism of older gen full odds for a while and just haven't gotten around to it#actually editing tags to add this bc it makes it funnier somehow#but my egg hunts in the original moon. not ultra moon. which have better odds than the resets. have historically been terrible#and way over odds#but for some godforsaken reason ultra moon reset hunts have always been like. blink and you might miss it
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who here thinks I should get high when I have to wake up at 6am tomorrow
#historically waking up after being high the night bfr has not gone well for me but i am really feeling it#blabs
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If you want grad school apply anyway. I've seen so many cases where technically they're not eligible but they got in anyway
Thanks for the advice!! yeah, I am not sure it is what I want because I don't think it would solve my problems but I DO think it would create new different problems and sometimes that's the best you can hope for? idk
#replies#I'm rethinking a lot of stuff this year based on the relatively new info that i'm not going to one day switch personalities#groundbreaking. shocking even#i had assumed one day my social challenges and the whole way the world is would simply go away but after 27 years#i'm forced to admit one cannot simply reframe repress recant one's way out of personal characteristics#shame. it was worth a try#now i'm faced with the dilemma that i need to find a job where i work in a cave alone or suffer the health consequences#a problem i'm not sure grad school would fix at all#maybe before i experienced the horrors i could have held a more collaborative position but it has historically not gone well to plan based#on past or future versions of myself
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How long can we keep anon asks open challenge
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ohhhh this is a bad idea. i should really not be doing this
#my writing is the most important thing in my life to me#historically... uploading new fic chapters while i'm hormonal and in pain and cranky has never ever gone well#i just get in my own head abt how it's bad or whatever and then i have a crisis#BUT... i haven't posted since the beginning of the month and chapter 3 is finally done and jhfdjksjhdf#nothing even HAPPENS in chapter 3 and i'm also really unsure about chapter 4 and what if it's all garbage actually and#ah i see the crisis is already starting#hmm. bad!#posts by me
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I don't have expectations. I have hopes and desires, but no expectations.
#expectations feel like a luxury#for people who have had their needs and desires met by others#I learned long ago that I can't expect anything from anyone#because historically that has not gone well for me#even when it's basic things like don't be mean to me
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