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florida is trending in canada…. i am so tired
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i’m so FUCKING upset i was supposed to be at the detroit show. but life happened so i don’t live in the midwest anymore and i can’t afford plane tickets to michigan nowadays so i CANT GO! and ticketmaster is evil so i couldn’t try to sell the tickets for under 150$ each cause i paid a lot for them on drop three gdamn years ago. so now they���re going to waste cause nobody wanted to drop that. cries myself to sleep
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ANNA IM STRESSED ABOUT PAYING THE BILLS I WANT TO ENJOY LIFE I DONT WANT TO PLAY THI GAME WHY IS EVERYTHING NOT FREE I WANT TO TRAVEL im working two jobs and it sucks please please hold my hand i love u x
Oh heck being a “Grown Up” sucks ... I mean, ME, for example: if I want oranges, I have 2 buy them myself. NOONE tells u about that kind of thing when you are younger!
No but 4real, on a more serious note ... u are an absolute star 4 doing what u r doing, and ONE DAY when we r all a little older & a little less, WORRIED abt dumb stuff like power bills & water bills & grocery bills & DAMN taxes (! Still dont GET how they work but they dock tf out of my pay. Not a fan,) & rent & medical bills & ... what ELSE do they charge us for? What do they not charge us for?anyway, one day when we are not stuck in that kind of rut, we can just board a plane and GO, we will go and go and go, and we can see EVERYTHING we ever dreamed of, and we can forget the gdamn 9 to 5 and live a! RICH and VIBRANT life w all the world has 2 offer ! And u need to keep that dream CLEAR and on the horizon ... distant but eventually achievable, u hear me? THATS how u get through the ruff & tuff, ok ! !
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rlord christ uh okay
1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
kitchen Table. ;3
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
good!!!!! it was early morning and aiden was off work so we decided to mess around and it was just v low stress and nice
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
hm uh. who;s that one tiger from zootopia? shit dice drew a commission of him a while back. the sexy one. he’d treat me right.
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
there are like a million dumb fucking things aiden does that makes me lose my gdamn mind!!!!!! like, when he loosens his tie and gives me The Sex Look or kisses my neck in a certain spot... luv that husband
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
somewhere kids could see :/
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
one time admittedly when i was new to anal i had the inevitable ShitDick scenario bc i didn’t know how to prep myself properly........im so fucking sorry, trey, im so sorry
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
this petsmart flyer came in the mail once. that was a weird jerkoff. made me realize im deep in petplay pff
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
aiden;s been practicing shibari and it’s pretty fun! i’d say its my fav way to be restrained rn
9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
it aint hard idk
10: Top or bottom?
this bitch be bottomin, my ass is Ready
11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
it depends on how much stamina u have or if you’re in the mood for more? that time waiting for the refractory period tho suuuuuuuucks, im so jealous of dfab ppl that can come multiple times :/
13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
a valentine’s present for aiden, shhh
14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
sometimes aiden fuckign. does French Shit and i dont know what he’s saying until after but it’s kind of become a joke because we’ll be having a really nice moment and he’ll lean in and like, whisper some bullshit like “my little lima bean” or “my sweet polished fork” and i fuckignt rftg,,, IT STILL SOUNDS HOT, WHY IS HE LIKE THIS
15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
that “pop” noise when ur mouth comes off the dick. also, when he like, holds your head with his fingers tangled in your hair and bobs your head down on his cock g gg go gogfdoood thats so hot i love it when he does that to me its nice
16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
welcome 2 Trauma Land next question
17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
yeah. it’s a pretty slutty thing to do, it’s not great tasting if u don’t like, pineapple and shit but it’s a pretty good way to get your partner turned on more
18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
if u and ur partner get tested together and r clean and not seeing anyone else
19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
my sophomore year humanities teacher in my study abroad program....holy Fuck. hooooly fuck. mr. nakamura still gets me going to this day. he has a wife tho :(
20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
whipped creaaaam!
21: How big is too big:
some bad dragons are really intimidating. christ.
22: One sexual thing you would never do:
let ppl use me as an object again :/
23: Biggest turn on:
humiliation is pretty good
24: Three spots that drive you insane:
my neck
my back
my pussy, and my crack.
25: Worst possible time to get horny:
driving is pretty rough.
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
ch r is t y es
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
define “worst,” anon.
28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
who fucking calls it “fapping” still
29: Best sexual complement you ever got:
Yikes^TM
30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
is this like, a lesbian thing? i dont get it
31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
YA GATTA NUT!
32: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
IF THEY TRUCKIN WE ARE FUCKIN!
33: What your favorite part of your body:
my belly........? idk i used to Hate My Mcfuckin Self but aiden blows raspberries on me and its fkin cute holy hell
34: Favorite foreplay activities:
if i suck on aiden’s fingers he basically fucking Dies on the spot, so that’s fun to use. for myself, uhh. thigh kisses are hot. so hot.
35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
there was a a time when i wouldve said sex is bnetter but no, it’s Lov....i Love Husband
36: What do you wear to bed?
boxers, and my husband
37: When was the first time you masturbated:
probably when i was like nine or ten? in the “i dont know this is masturbating but it kinda feels nice” way
38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
there’s a lot floating around there but most of it is during The Bad Time
39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
uhhh shit its been a while i can’t really remember?
40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
mhm. it’s not my fav tho
41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
i;ve had more than a threesome, buddy
42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
when i was young and desperate and trying anal for the first time i used a vibrating toothbrush but no one told me you’re supposed to not use the brush end. the bristles were rough.
43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
yes to both?? im a tiny troglodyte man what do u expect
44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
maybe? this is a very specific situation, i know aiden would rather die than do anything on a plane tho
45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
i feel it coming - daft punk
46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
literally like anything can make me hard im fucking easy
47: Most attractive celebrity?
my husband....he’s a star, to Me...
48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
yes. source: am gay
49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
Unborn.
50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
yes. i dont particularly like to think abt it but there’s a. big fan community wanting me to “come back” and it makes me super uncomfortable.
51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
girls :/
52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
i have a couple on my thighs and my belly from some healthy weight gain, but aiden doesn’t mind. he likes em
53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
dick....me Sucky Cock...nya
54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
i dont rlly care
55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
i was a few people’s first lay and it was uh. difficult. they think they can just pound a man’s ass like their fleshlight and it’s rough when you’re like, laying there and your ass is on fire while you remind them to use more lube and also fucking go slower to start
56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
sticky rice. good fucking lord, do not use sticky rice.
57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
not really? we don’t hide things from each other
58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
we own a Shit ton. i’ve had some since i was like, a teenager but i’ve been collectin some over the years
59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
oh god no. aiden barely knows what memes are
60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
no, me and aiden have already discussed like, scar reduction shit. i have a few nasty keloids :/
61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
neither?? i mean, i was both for a while but *SLAMS TRAUMA BUTTON*
62: Do you watch porn?
duh
63: How small is too small?
all dick is good dick!!!!
64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
continues to Slam the Trauma Button
65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
probably not because aiden’s in a group chat with his work buddies and they’re all middle aged or young mom nurses. im a fish out of water.
67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
sure, as long as its not like skinny jeans or something
68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
not rlly. good dick is good dick
69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
im p sure everyone tries but usually i get my husband to B)
70: Booty or Boobs?
ass. please god, i’m all about ass
71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
Ass Blaster 69
72: Have you ever been on an official date?
yes? like a movie and restraunt thing?
73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
not that i know of, but there was a point when i was pretty low in life that i hopped around w/ partners and one night stands.
74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
the Pole Faller. i have no body strength and im named that bc i’d fall off the pole
75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
no??????????? nO??
76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
what...what kind of question even is this
77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
“god i wanna put my mouth all over that”
78: If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do?
DOUBLE PENETRATION!!!!!! DOUBLE PENETRATION!!!!!
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