#that folks in South fuckin Amboy
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Watching Coyote Ugly for the first time since it was in theaters and wondering why I ever took this opening sequence seriously lmao
all the people acting like they're never gonna see the Protag again because she's moving to NYC, away from her home in far away SOUTH AMBOY, a town with its own train station with NJTransit trains running the 45 minute ride to Penn Station constantly from 3:30 AM to 11:30 PM that literally thousands ride back and forth every day because going into the city even just for a couple of hours is a normal thing to do in that part of Jersey ┗( T﹏T )┛
#listen#I literally grew up#right next to South Amboy#I would've taken the train from there more often#but they don't have any parking#for non-monthly ticket holders#so instead#I drove a half hour up the parkway#to metropark#oh#and don't even get me started#on the accents#jfc#you wanna argue with me#that folks in North Jersey#have more of that Brooklyn-lite accent#fine#whatever#but you can't tell me#that folks in South fuckin Amboy#talk like Carl AquaTeenHungerForce#I lived there#I know how they talk#'cause they talk like me#'cause they ARE me
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