#that dumbass would ABSOLUTELY jump to the most batshit insane conclusions

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i think there's a serious lack of fics where xie lian and hua cheng meet during xie lian's fang xin era and lang qianqiu either aggressively tries to wingman (because this stranger makes his usually stoic and serious goushi happy, and qianqiu cares about his goushi like family so on the gods he is getting these two together) OR--the more likely scenario--to defend his goushi from this shifty man who is clearly some devious shapeshifting monster with devilish intentions for his dear goushi (who is fully capable of defending himself from said devious shapeshifting monster even if he did have ill intent) but accidentally keeps wingmanning, much to his dismay.