#thanks mum I would've been down after the first shot I'm not waiting until he's done to say my line
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Magnus: Can you pass me a knife?
Alec: For what?
Magnus: To cut this cake
Alec: Well, I don't know where the knives are but you could use my seraph blade
Magnus: Do I seem like I'm dramatic enough for that?
Alec: I mean...yeah. You definitely do.
#Magnus might be a downworlder but I feel like he can use a deactivated seraph blade to cut a cake#you can cut a cake with anything if you try hard enough. well if you tried flinging your friend into the cake it might squash it instead#but that's minor details#malec#shadowhunters#alec lightwood#magnus bane#sh#alexander lightwood#high warlock of brooklyn#sh crack#shadowhunters crack#this movie I just watched 'firequake'#'but I'm claustrophobic' bitch me too but if there's a 100% chance of death from either a) lava b) fire c) falling rocks or d) gas#you'd best bet I'm crawling through that fucking gap#like a bat out of hell#flap flap leaving this death trap#also the timing in a lot of scenes? like the guy shoots and THEN the mum screams get down after he's finished#thanks mum I would've been down after the first shot I'm not waiting until he's done to say my line#'bang bang' oh excuse me could you stop shooting so I can clearly say my line of get down? oh you want to finish your round first? cool#hell no#mine
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