#thanks for the ask.

[crusaderiguess]

6, 13, 18 from progressively darker asks

6. Depending on the day the answer will change, but right now the answer is Masochism Tango written by the rather witty and currently still alive Tom Lehrer (Check him out, can not recommend enough).

13. So I have a combined answer for this one. If I was in the States, public intoxication/underage drinking. I've been drinking since like 14, why can't I have a beer in the US? So dumb, fuck you Reagan.

18. The easy answer is my appendix. I don't trust the damn thing. However, if I can't lose my appendix I would want to be rid of my left leg (below the knee if possible).

[badscientist]

hello i would like to learn more about your ocs. holds microphone up to u. can you tell me a bit about your favorite oc atm, or just one you're eager to talk about?

IM ALWAYS RARING TO TALK ABOUT ANKHANUM! hes a character that relies a lot on his context so some background is necessary. this bitch has been living rent free in my head since i was 11 or 12 years old. hes had a number of iterations over the last two decades, but currently.

he hails from a species of immortal beings that got to be that way thru biological tampering, the eldest of which had a hand in that tampering, and is the very same one who would eventually sacrifice themself to bring ankhanum into existence, to undo their people by spreading a virus specifically tailored to kill the undying.

ankhanum - in his original form anyway - carried the memories of his maker and carved quite a bloody trench through the immortals. a 'cure' was made, carrying side effects of its own, and the remaining immortals tore ankhanum apart and abandoned him on the rock that would become earth.

there, ankhanum would rot away over millennia, the world passing him by...until life formed, and he discovered a remarkable compatibility with living things. in particular, humankind.

so thats his backstory; theres a lot of iterations of him existing on earth these days, often with different backgrounds and personalities and identities. we meet clive and A ankhanum in my work dead meat, but with their viral properties, iterations of them exist in several main cast members and differ based on their host, etc. some are more distinct than others; sanderson & mina dont really acknowledge theirs as separate from them, but norman does consider his a part of him, but with a distinct identity. (reus his emotional support ankhanum that keeps him chill.)

some bonus sketches of norman and his ankhanum, for fun.

i have more info coming abt them as a species when dead meat wraps up, particularly a 'handbook' written in the perspective of the cast about them, so PLENTY TO LOOK FORWARD TO!

[welldonekhushi]

Womp womp. “Positive place” “no hate” my ass. If we looked into your past we’d see a different story. 

You likely don’t care to address it but you gravely hurt one of my dearest friends. I doubt you realise anything you did, before or after they broke it off. And with reason. You took so much interest in everyone’s characters and stories but theirs, instead devaluing their opinions, spamming their inbox with shit they didn’t ask for without bothering to send them even one question or prompt in return. 

I want to laugh that only after he cut you off did you start asking others even a bit more about their projects. Only after it was too late did you bother to make a change. It’s pathetic, really, that you must have been trying so hard to cover up your true habits, that falling into your blatant disinterest in him. He’s better off without you. 

Speaking of your covering shit up, don’t think your queerphobia has been forgotten. Don’t think he and I didn’t see you delete a reply saying your OC “wouldn’t really get along” with his, when meanwhile your stoic, guarded military man is out there making friends with literally everyone else. The difference being everyone else who isn’t openly gay. Don’t think we’ve forgotten when your muse cried and tried to guilt-trip my friend’s when the latter came out to her. 

You prop up Scarlet as a friendly-to-all but Strong™ Female Character but I know she’s not. She’s a homophobic, insensitive, spineless little bitch - sounds like someone, doesn’t it? 

Who I am doesn’t matter. What matters is that there’s a third party who knows the truth. You’re fucking horrible. You might have other friends now but I hope one day all this comes to light, no matter how much you might have tried to change. Whether or not this letter ends up posted, I want you to read it once, twice, three times over. They say to forgive and forget but some of us never forgive and always remember. There is someone out there haunted by what you did to them and you can’t keep running from it.

Okay, anon. After reading your message, I would first like to mention that I don't know who you are, or the friend that you're talking about. So let's put the points together of what you said that you and the "he" you're mentioning feel.

First, you said that I'm queerphobic because I said that my OC wouldn't get along with your friend's OC because their character was "openly gay". It's the same meaning as saying "You hate me because I belong here." by directly coming to a conclusion, instead of not understanding the mindset they belong to or their indulgence in something that could be disagreeable to others. I don’t know who or which OC you’re mentioning, but If I said my OC would not get along with them, it doesn't mean I directly hate their OC (whoever they are). This doesn't make sense when I never disrespected or showed hatred towards anyone who presents their OC as queer. I have friends here who have queer ships with their OCs and canon characters and I support them fully by heart. I even had their OCs interact with them.

Second, you proceeded by saying that I never bothered to send your friend an ask, a question or a prompt. Can I be honest, anon? I have a life. I've always been busy with my uni and now I have finals on my head. I can’t even find time to draw, academic pressure is already stressing me out, and I don't even have inspo at times to be here and publish stuff here. If I happened to miss out on your friend (whoever they are), then I'll say sorry. Because it feels that they were only relying on ME to send them the prompts and asks, and not “the shit which they asked for” as you nicely mentioned. It seemed to me that they (whoever they are) don't really see the rest but me and me only, right? I'm sorry, I think their 'friend' got so busy that they tend to forget that the friend they have has a life out there, too.

Third, you proceeded to call my OC Scarlet a “spineless little bitch, homophobic, and insensitive". Huh. Seems like while proving your point, you thought to add some more spice to your heartfelt thoughts by shitting on my OC as well. You thought you cooked anon, but turns out your dish got rejected. Sorry, you are eliminated from the MasterChef Competition. (Talking about ‘spineless’ while hiding behind anon. The irony.)

Fourth, you thought I guilt-tripped your friend when they came out. Huh. I don't remember a day when I insulted or ridiculed someone for coming out when originally I'd be happy that they finally had the courage to represent themselves for who they are. If you're saying I guilt-tripped them, be a good anon, reveal yourself in the public to me and give me proof. If you're confident enough, then do it. I'll have no hesitation. I'll admit it was my fault. But show yourself first. It "doesn't matter who I am" but it does, because even if you're a person typing that, you're just an anon with no personality to me. No appearance. Nothing. Just blank. I explained who you are. Hope you're happy with that.

Fifth, you said that some forgive and forget, but some don't forgive and remember. Honestly, I understand how disturbed and angry you feel inside because of me, anon. Well, even if you say that I acted like that with your friend (whoever they are), so, here's the third time I'm saying this. If it makes you feel better. I am sorry. Instead, I feel pity that you might be feeling so frustrated because of my presence. If you don't want to forgive me, I'm okay with it. You have a right to do so.

In the end, sorry for you and for your friend. But I hope one day, you'll learn too that to 'forgive and forget', means to move on, letting go of the people who hurt you so you'd be happy as well. If I hurt you and your friend, you can block me, and move on. Be happy without me. I understand I wasn't a good friend to them, I don't refute you at all. Besides, you have every right to be angry. I'll not even say that you're all at fault here. I made a mistake? I'd fully admit it. But you accusing me for what I did while hiding behind anon is… unsettling for me. I don't know what else to say.

You thought you were making me scared and afraid by saying “Read it once, twice, three times over”, but no, you’re completely dismissed out of my mind when you come at me out of nowhere, attacking me with baseless accusations, and insults me and my OC. You’re just another hate anon to me. “You’re a horrible person.” Look in the mirror. I’m not the one sending someone a whole essay of a hate anon.

Have a good day anyway, anon.

[randommoodposts]

Can you do yandere doffy

Yandere Doflamingo

• Doflamingo known as the heavenly demon or "Joker" (the underworld of business). Doflamingo is the man no one dares to challenge.

• Doflamingo is the definition of yandere. prideful, arrogant, the type to do whatever he wants and will get it without trouble, The yandere that sees what he likes and goes "they would be perfect for me".

• The situation is you're a villager & never met him but he saw you, part of the navy crew or you come from a line of wealth (if it benefits him than he'll work to be allies)

• Doflamingo will try (and won't stop) until you agree to be with him. Doffy will go on how he can spoil you with anything you love or want. I do see him brag about his success business

• His love language is quite difficult to tell as he has his moments yet he always have his darling by his side on his lap or have arm around. (privacy what's that?) Seriously this man will not care only laugh if asked for privacy. "fufufu..you can't hide from me after all we're together"

• ⚠️ We enter the ways of Doffy⚠️, Doffy will not hesitate to use his devil fruit on you if you try to escape (it lead to a punishment). He likes to see fear in eyes and he'll kept you lock in a room until you're good and will go on how you need him "you may hate me now but it's for my our best interest"

• Doffy has a romantic side but it's a rare thing as he prefers it private. no one is allow to see you only him (there's the usual guard but they can't interact unless they want death). Doffy isn't a patient man so to speak as he'll do what it takes to have you (and I mean anything)

[rye-in-a-coat]

are you reblogging EVERY FUCKING SP*RKLEC*RE IMAGE

Of course not. The closest thing I have ever done to that is ryeblogging basically every artpiece from the blog of my dearest friend Bloom, and I am not doing that again for such large blogs.

I sometimes reblog some not recent art because I haven't seen such before and of course by doing such it's like a wave crashing back into the coast sand that had been taken away far from the beach into the ocean.

[elline]

hey um. could you draw mx wiht a huge ass? thanks

never ask me for anything ever again

[killyourrdarlingss]

So, curiosity piqued

What happened in fc5?

Edit: Omg I think this might be referring to that might I made that post - if it is here's the link to it that explains LOL. I was slightly confused and wasn't sure if you were asking in general - MY BAD 💔 regardless here's my ramblings lol.

So, i could probably go on for a day straight about the plot of fc5, but here's the short of it in case you're actually thinking of playing it. It's truly a game i recommend with my whole heart... AND you get to make an OC to insert into this story as well.

The story of fc5 is you're a police deputy who's going to arrest this cult leader, Joseph Seed, who's running this 'program' in Montana called "Project Eden's Gate" with his brothers and sister. They're all extremely dangerous in their own ways and people seem to be going missing because of them. Since they have such a strong following no police up until you (the dep) have been able to get this close - So, the game starts and hey - !

You get this guy in cuffs, you get him on the chopper to take him away to jail and uh well . uh.

the chopper crashes, your fellow police officers get taken but you - you get away and run for your life!

So, now the game is: you're stuck in Montana and trying to find your friends who have been kidnapped all the while taking it into your own hands to take these people down...

there's three main regions that each sibling controls and you play through the game and liberate each area and honestly its just so much fun and pure CHAOS. I've played this game probably four times fully through and i never cease to laugh playing co-op... which did i mention you can play the whole game co-op with a friend?? best way to play imo.

anyways the whole game's story is VERY good and if you haven't played but are interested i say go for it, it has amazing characters and amazing writing and in multiple occasions on my first playthrough left me STUNNED ....

but if you aren't thinking of playing and are just wondering "why the hell is Gothie yapping about this Joseph guy - and who's Dennis?!" well i can just explain that too LMAO .

[amu-azu]

Thank you for replying ! There was another question asked during the autograph session, which is : Why did you ( or Amuro) use that method aka "confessing" and not something else? to which Gosho replied with :"I wonder why fufu^^". I’m not sure if I had sent it before : 「好きです！」のところもなんでわざわざあんな確認の仕方をしたんですか？と尋ねましたら「なんでだろうね〜😊ふふ」と笑顔ではぐらかされてしまいましたｗ

Gosho and his *laughs* will kill me.

please, someone was to bring Amuro's strategy up in the manga

Conan, I'm counting on you 😣

[hereitgoesagainwsunflower]

You haven't posted a photo of yourself in a bit, so I had to go through the archives for a reminder. You are really pretty! I hope you're doing well with your health goals and putting money in the bank. Thanks for being you!

This is so sweet, thank you. My kidneys are awesome right now although we officially have cyst growth in my liver (I think that info is floating around here somewhere.) I'll get a new photo out this weekend.

Work has been a challenge, but im getting through it.

My creepy old lead gets to come back to work, although he stalked and abused his power with me. My jobs hands are tied because he left on FMLA not because he's a creepy fuck head.

But since he "apologized,"human resources never followed up so that's cool.

I changed departments and get to learn something new to put on my resume until I can find something better.

I am in the gym a few times a week..I'm planning to beat my time for my second 5k.

Life is weird but im doing it.

I'm still, wildly in love with my person, and my dogs are the best.

I'm just fucking exhausted.

[slayersaided]

UNPROMPTED ASK || ALWAYS ACCEPTING @2citiez said: “haru. have you ever tried catching snow on your tongue before?” mikey had already caught a few by now & he wanted the kakushi to join in too!

     ❝ i have before! i used to when i was younger whenever winter came. ❞ he replied in a happy manner. even though winter was not particularly his favorite season of the year, there were still aspects about it he does enjoy, specifically getting the chance to witness the japanese cameillas in bloom & watching the snow fall from the blue sky. it was a sight to behold during his childhood.

     the kakushi lowers his mask enough for his mouth to show & sticks his tongue out to catch a snowflake. afterwards, he turns his head towards his companion. 

     ❝ even though i much prefer spring, winter is still very beauty, isn’t it? ❞ it was hard not enjoy the season sometimes, even though the kakushi could not bear the cold, ❝ after all, my favorite, the cameila blooms during this season. would you like to see them sometime with me, sano-san? ❞  

[hatredcurse]

♡ + Sasuke and suigetsu

SEND ME ♡ + A SHIP AND I’LL TELL YOU…

Sasuke + Suigetsu

Who is the most affectionate? Suigetsu by a long shot. Not even a question.

Who initiates the handholding? Suigetsu, but Sasuke will if he feels the other is wandering off on him.

Who worries more for the other? Sasuke worries more only for the fact that Suigetsu is so free-spirited that worry for him doesn't come through until actual danger is present.

Who is more likely to ask for help? Sasuke, since he's used to asking Suigetsu to do things back on Team Taka.

Who is the one always losing the keys? Suigetsu. Sasuke has to carry the keys with him.

Who leaves little love notes for the other? Suigetsu, even if they're drawings on paper.

Who can’t sleep unless the other is there? Sasuke. I'm sure he rests easier knowing Suigetsu isn't running amuck somewhere.

Who is more likely to propose to the other? Sasuke.

Who introduced the other to their family first? Can argue that Sasuke did take Suigetsu to Itachi (business only), but neither one of them for the obvious reason.

Who is more likely to play with the other’s hair? Suigetsu.

Who makes sure the other has meals/stays hydrated? Suigetsu since he's drinking water most of the time anyways.

Who is more likely to stand up to anyone for the other? Sasuke most definitely.

Who is the most likely to prepare a surprise for the other? Suigetsu. Sasuke couldn't surprise Suigetsu with anything unless it's a gift or a meal. Which doesn't take much preparation.

Who makes the other pinky promise not to do certain things Suigetsu.

Who puts a blanket over the other when they fall asleep on the couch? Suigetsu, but Sasuke will do it on the occasion.

[i23kazu]

how i feel when someone reblogs my stuff with a really really nice tag

[randommoodposts]

Hiii can I react Yandere luffy headcanons please 🥺

Yandere Monkey D. Luffy

• Has a goal and it's to be the king of the pirates, known as straw hat luffy and having his own crew that is very well known in the pirate world.

• It depends on the situation (if you happen to be childhood friends with Ace, Sado and him) or if you happen to capture his interest with your skill (devil fruit or not). either way he would ask you to join his crew

• The yandere that is delusional but believes it's for the best mix with who acts the same yet he will give the most scary glare with a smile to those who he believe are bad (even if it's just some stranger being nice).

• Quite very protective for his darling as he wants no harm or anyone even looking at them (in his eyes everyone is). Luffy wouldn't trust just anyone around you overall (including friends)

• Luffy's love language is affection and he can get little too strong due to his strength (hugging). He'll apologize saying he just love you so much, clingy with you as he wants you around his side or wants to know what you're thinking about, how was your day, (have you missed him when he left). Also if want he can have sanji make your favorite

• Depends on the punishment with what you did but the escaping is bad as he will give the glare and ask why (punishment is ignoring and have you lock in the room for who knows how long)

• Even if you try to leave a hand will be place on your shoulder as he'll give a serious tone with he lines of "think about the danger risk all my enemies will go after you..I just want you safe with me" or at times he'll put the sad eyes saying how he lost his brother and the fear of being alone.

• Luffy is not afraid to show affection in public also as he'll go on how he adores you,kisses, and yes he'll even growl at strangers if they seem too friendly to him. (not afraid to fight for you). Meal time, going in the town of an island together for stuff, hanging out with crew and bath time is all together with him.

• it's rare to not be away from the ship as he'll want you to stay on board (in case of possible danger) but don't worry Zoro will watch over you for him.

[rye-in-a-coat]

sigma mewing my skibidi up! got me edging my gyatt of banban

I love you too Woim /p.

[abuadam86]

Emergency: Help save my children's lives

Dear humanity,

I am Habib from Gaza. I am married and have four children: Menna, 12 years old, Adam, 10 years old (suffering from quadriplegia), Maria, 6 years old, and Ezz, one year old. Although they are young, they have survived previous wars, but this current war is the most difficult of all. This is a war of genocide, and the difficulty of the war lies in the inability to meet the needs of my son Adam, who needs special care.

Over the past ten months, we have been caught in the crossfire of the ongoing conflict in Gaza. Our once peaceful home in Khan Yunis has been reduced to rubble, and now we find ourselves displaced in Deir al-Balah, living in squalid conditions in a makeshift tent on the streets. The devastation not only deprived us of our physical shelter, but also destroyed my livelihood - the once thriving business that supported our family's well-being, is now in ruins. The daily struggle for survival is exacerbated by the scarcity of basic necessities such as clean water, adequate sanitation and basic medical supplies

Our home was the place where we found hope and safety, and where we made precious memories. Losing him was like losing years of our lives.

Not only that, they destroyed my source of livelihood, burned it, and demolished it with bulldozers, and today I am without a home and without a job. I was working in a store I owned that met the needs and expenses of my family

Living in tents is miserable. There is a lack of drinking water, hot sun rays, and strange insects that have terrified my children. What hurts me most is my young son Ezz, who I see growing up in an unclean environment and with no healthy food for him. I believe he has not received his right to life.

At this stage, my husband and I decided to go to you and create an account on the Go Fund Me website and ask you to help us in these difficult times until we get out of Gaza, from the land of war to the land of peace. All we need from you is to support us and help us to get out of the war, even if you cannot help. You should spread the word. This campaign is everywhere and among your friends. We thank you for your stance and support for us. Thank you, my friends

The amount that will be collected from this campaign :

We will spend it by paying the amount to coordinate entry through the Rafah land crossing, which connects Gaza to the State of Egypt, since, as I mentioned, they charge an adult $5,000, but depending on the pressures, crises, and waiting, the amount may reach $7,000 per person, and children $2,500 to $4,000.

We will also use it for the rest of the travel and safe transportation expenses to provide for all family members.

A picture of my children's life before the war

A video of my children's lives living the war

May God reward you with all the best and may God bless you

Best wishes with sincere gratitude,

Habib's family

My Instagram account link

My account vetted by:

@dlxxv-vetted-donations

(vetted)

[bob-artist]

Since the Canada griffin was proudly mentioned recently I figure it can’t hurt to ask if you do happen to have plans to design Canada griffin goslings at some point in the future? (muse permitting)

I DO NOW.

I present to you

honklings