#thankfully by the time Alina and Lilith are around the boys are all in the 9-13 range so they’re all off at sleepovers and stuff

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When they actually have time to themselves, do they plan out date nights in advance? Since Aaron has 3 partners + sharing Aphmau with Zoey, it’s gotta be a mess trying to go on dates with each other with a bunch of toddlers running around and work

One plus side to having three partners + Zoey is free babysitting.

But date nights are heavily planned events, usually only between two or three of them at a time because the others have plans or work the next morning or need to look after the kids, etc, and they’re often cancelled too if things come up. and when they can’t find the time to go out for dates, they just have a nice little dinner at home whilst the kids are left at someone else’s house to terrorise them.