#aphmau shalas’haska

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Playing around with concepts for some of Aphmau’s new s2 outfits.

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Aphmau loves big arms because she just loves the feeling of being completely encased by another person, like pressure-wise. Autism things. And luckily for her, Shad, Aaron, Garroth and Katelyn have the biggest arms to Grace Ru’Aun.

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MCD but Aphmau uses salt as currency because her brain is still wired to how society used to work back when she was Irene and salt was still a symbol of wealth.

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Women loving women because I love women.

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Zoey’s hand. I wanted to draw it to practice for Drawing Aphmau’s because I wanted to do a post about their little wife things, but I cba to draw Aphmau’s hand rn.

Main point:

Zoey wears a golden wedding ring to partake in Phoenix Drop’s culture of rings being symbols of affection, and Aphmau gets Zoey’s forehead marking tattooed on the back of her hand, in accordance with Elven marriage traditions (since it’s typical for Elves to marry/bond for life).

Zoey has her ex’s forehead marking on her palms, and only keeps them because her son had the same markings, and she wanted reminders of him.

Levin has a marking on his forehead too, since he’s half-elf, and Zoey gets that tattooed behind her ears. Malachi feels left out so she draws a marking on his forehead, and gets a tattoo of that on the side of her wrist. Lilith doesn’t have any markings or tattoos, but Zoey keeps one of her baby teeth on a necklace, and she has tattoos on her back that match Alina’s body markings.

Oh and her skin easily stains, so her fingers are a little red from potion making.

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What if Aarily and Zoeymau on Double dates

Yes.

Just yes.

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aralily meeting {cannon} aarmau?

Hell.

Couldn’t say precisely what would happen because I have long forgotten canon characterisations but I’m 80% sure that canron would be a dick to Lily, Lily would obviously sass him back because… don’t stir shit unless you’re willing to lick the spoon, and then Aphmau would get all ‘you don’t know him! You don’t know what he’s been through! You have no right!’ And then aphmau gets decked because no one knows Lily’s husband better than Lily herself so how dare she, and then canron gets all shovey with Lily over that and then he gets brutalised by the superior version of himself (my version)

Just fists flying, basically.

(This is not to shit on aarmau as a ship, btw, but it also is. Take it as you will)

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If Derek and Rachel had lived long enough, how would they react to Aphmau having a baby? Specifically Alina

Derek would be a little upset that wasn’t a son, ever since Jacob was born and hadn’t carried the curse, he wanted to have more examples of it, to further test why it was (he couldn’t really accept that it was just because Aaron made a comfortable vessel)

Rachel would’ve been pleased. She would also probably be the only one of the two allowed to actually see her. She would also be there to give Aphmau tips for the child birth, as someone who had four children with a man much taller than herself (I realise how many pairings there are with taller men in my rewrite, I promise this one is solely because of what kinds of werewolves they are) and would buy Alina lots of little clothes and toys because this would be her first shot at actually being a grandmother, since she’s still not allowed to meet Jacob because of Derek’s weird fixation on him not being the ultima.

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What was Zack and sylvana relationship like in the past and how did they start dating

They started dating in highschool. Which is to say Zack kind of just asked her out because she was pretty and she said yes because he wasn’t too embarrassing to date.

They only really stayed together though because Sylvanna got pregnant and it was just easier to get married than try to navigate being split up ontop of being young and not yet financially stable enough to be parents. Their relationship was rocky at best because it was clear neither of them really wanted to be in it. Sylvanna was there for her daughter and was just hoping they’d grow to tolerate eachother, and Zack stayed because he did actually want them to be a family unit, he just thought Sylvanna wanted too much from him, and he wasn’t willing to have a conversation with her about that. Sylvanna was quite mean, he was quite manipulative, it was overall quite a toxic relationship. And then Zack cheating happened, Sylvanna was pissed but agreed to stay with him, provided nothing else came from the affair, even started going on some dated herself, and then he got his side piece pregnant and that was it for her. She kicked him out and their relationship ended there, aside from him trying to get back into contact with her when Aphmau was in highschool because he wanted to be in his daughter’s life again, but Sylvanna wasn’t having any of it.

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I really want to give aphmau a dark naturalism aesthetic mixed with vulturecore because that would slap so hard but I’d have to override so much of what I’ve done with her

Like my current version of her is very soft, feminine, coquette-cottage core. Very sweet and innocent in appearance. (She may not come off this way but this is how I write her lmao)

But unhinged forest woman that collects bones and dangles them from her ceiling to ‘honour’ the dead?? That shit slaps

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I want to hug and squish your Aph design so badly 💞💕

Me too, anon, me too.

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Idk how to describe the difference between ‘marinating in brain juice bc I want her but I’d have to change everything’ aphmau and the one I’m writing in amaranth. But it’s this:

The first is brain marinated, amaranth is the second

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When they actually have time to themselves, do they plan out date nights in advance? Since Aaron has 3 partners + sharing Aphmau with Zoey, it’s gotta be a mess trying to go on dates with each other with a bunch of toddlers running around and work

One plus side to having three partners + Zoey is free babysitting.

But date nights are heavily planned events, usually only between two or three of them at a time because the others have plans or work the next morning or need to look after the kids, etc, and they’re often cancelled too if things come up. and when they can’t find the time to go out for dates, they just have a nice little dinner at home whilst the kids are left at someone else’s house to terrorise them.

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Everyone: ew that’s a whole murderer with no eyeballs.

Unhinged bird woman:

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Aarmau and Kim n Lily going on a double date to make Kim more comfortable with the giant polycule, I feel like Kim and Aaron would bond over the fact they both solely read manga while Lily and Aphmau are talking about the kids

Not to mention Aaron and Kim bonding over having someone that isn’t themselves in their heads (Lily and Aphmau have a type, clearly).

And Aphmau and Lily bonding over their poor relationship choices. (re: the behemoth man sat gossiping with their girlfriend)

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Aphmau au where it’s just Pll

Like none of them fit exactly into the liars personalities, but you’d have Katelyn as the queer jock, Teony as the overpressured smart one, Lucinda as the hot one that was previously not, and Nana as the one with bad taste in men that is the central arc for her character. Aphmau’s the one with the A name so she’s missing to keep the ‘A’ theme.