#thank you for this friend to friend call out ask XDD i loved it haha
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slashingdisneypasta · 2 years ago
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Jokes on the grouchy old man, that's exactly your taste (yes this is indeed a friend to friend call-out ask XD)
Oh no... I've been called out... what'll I do?
Maybe SHOW EVERYONE MY FAVOURITE UGLY, HORRIBLE, GROUCHY OLD MEN???
This is an OPPERTUNITY! XD
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Jim Bickerman is my absolute favourite- lemme just list some of my favourite things he's done and said:
Gotten 'attacked' by giant anaconda skin falling from the trees above and then had the people he was with just walk off without him- while he's still getting up like I'M FINE I GUESS??? THANKS FOR YOUR HEARTFELT CONCERN! Yeesh!
"... As if you got the stones to pull that trigger, boy... " (I cant, he sounds like a cowboy XD)
Been called 'Captain Hook' and 'Long John Silver' cuz of his prosthetics/eyepatch in the second movie.
He did this thing in the first move where he's drinkin out of his flask and then sorta- swoops down to be CREEPY and make UNSOLISITED COMMENT on poor Elaine and I just- it makes my skin crawl. Jim man, I cant-
Also on his creepiness- he later corners poor poor elaine and says something like 'when i get rich maybe i come back for ya??... '. CHARMING, RIGHT?? Oh my god, Jim, stop. I got the second hand embarrassment and serious case of the creeps-
*Looks all casual and kinda lame/cute* "Listen, I'd love to hang and... chat, with y'all, but- " *Yanks up a hostage, switches to grizzly tone* "Max, is comin with me."
*Acts all bashful when Reba asks if she can call him Jimmy like yeah sure, no problem, its not like everyone around him is ready to shoot him in the knees or anything*
Gets overly offended about her then calling him a nutbag (Sidenote- i also love Reba and their interaction is the BEST part of the movie)
Gets all dark and intimidating when someone insults his family.
Nope's right out there when everyone else is getting chomped by a giant crocodile- but not without grabbing the bag of money first. Obviously.
"- but right now I'm just trynna save Dennis' tree-huggin ass."
"I'm about to be rich boyyy~ YESSIREE I'M ABOUT TO HIS THE JACKPOT! You with me?... giddyup." (3 different emotions in one sentence. Englund just flexing his skill on everyone else XD)
Goes 'here kitty kitty kitty' at a giant crocodile 😂😂
There's more but its been a while since I saw 'vs anaconda so this is it for now XD I'll move on XD
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Otis. Oh definitely XDD That line 'You, are as delusional, as fucken ever' plays in my mind a lot XDD
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Drayton is the GROUCHIEST.
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I feel Chucky deserves to be here at this point!! XD He acts- and he is- the grumpiest fucking old man. And he is a blast to watch.
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Hoyt! Uhh... this one I maybe should be a tad ashamed about... but no thank you.
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Scar. As per usual I have - possibly, depending on who you ask, not me, - too many pictures of him XD
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Rourke acts like the definition of long suffering XDD
Annnd my non-villain ones I'll put down here clumped together just to try and stay with the blog theme a little XD But i LOVE THESE ONES SO MUCH STILL!
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(I can here snake saying 'Why' just lookin at that picture XDD Also I love doc's eyeroll haha, the man is so done. And lookit sheriff trynna act like he hasn't emotionally adopted lightnings speedy ass. We know your soul, mr. Don't even try it! I love him)
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