#thank you for the promot dear😈

[nalyra-dreaming]

still obsessed with the last chapter of "love the rolling thunder" where louis fucks lestat in his marie-antoinette get up. could we maybe have something with the similair? by similair i mean louis fucking lestat in a period gown. (if you need inspiration there's a wonderful art by luminarai if lestat in madame x dress 👀)

Oh sheesh. *fans self*

YEP. (Also looking for that art now.😈)

[vidavalor]

Hi my dear! 😇😈 I've been enjoying reading your metas recently - the one about the kiss is fascinating. I'd been thinking about how the Metatron seemed rather devilish and saw other theories with that theme. 🤓😎 Another one is that maybe Aziraphale and Crowley did a body swap or, like you said, mixed essences. It's all really interesting and I'm looking forward to seeing which type of theory is the closest to canon! I had a giggle in the kiss meta at the line about a Derek Jacobi character skulking around with a creepy coffee 😆. I was wondering something - you referred to a past meta you wrote outlining the clues of Metatron really being Satan, is that the one called "the devil takes the hindmost", or is it another one? Also because I saw that one is mainly about Aziraphale having a breakdown and you mention the Metatron being the devil in that too. So can you link the Devil/Metatron one for me please? Thank you very much! 💜🩵🩷

Hi there, @queentorizira! Happy weekend! Thanks for reading & I'm happy you're enjoying them.💕Glad you found some of that post humorous as I was going for a little lightness since that scene is also devastating. *slices up the Devil's Food Cake* I'd be happy to link you to some more on the Satan in The Final 15 topic.

In truth, a lot of my posts for awhile now have had different aspects of the idea that it is Satan in The Final 15, even if that isn't always the main subject, because I keep finding indications of it and I like looking at it from different angles. I haven't exhausted the topic yet because it kind of runs through everything. Besides what I'll link below, I'd say that if you like this topic, keep an eye out for posts still to come as well. You've said you read The Kiss, which has some of the elements of the theory in it, but there are posts that are focused on it a bit more. I'll link a bit of a variety below so you can choose which one(s) seem the most appealing.

The Devil Takes The Hindmost: Even though the main topic is about Aziraphale's mental health struggles in S2, that's actually connected to it being Satan in The Final 15, and how will become more clear as you're reading it. This post also gets into dialogue supporting the theory from Mrs. Sandwich, Mrs. Cheng and Mr. Brown and shows how The Meeting Ball has the characters acting out a teaching about "keeping The Devil at bay" that is, in my opinion, the whole story, and sets up Satan in The Final 15. I would start with this or with Wrong Boy (linked below) to get the main ideas.

Wrong Boy: Talks about the parallels of Warlock's birthday party & Crowley & Aziraphale having the identity of the antichrist kid wrong in S1 and The Meeting Ball & the "wrong boy" of S2 being that it's Satan, not The Metatron. This & The Devil Takes The Hindmost are probably the ones that outline the whole idea in full most completely; other posts look at different angles reinforcing these ideas.

The Maggie & Robbery Theme post: Talks about the weird behavior of Maggie in The Final 15 & what that could have to do with the Satan theory, as well as gets into the theme of robbery in S2 & how that relates to it as well. This also looks a bit at the scene where Creepy Coffee is glaring at Crowley as the Big Villain Music gears up and how that is more suggestive of it being Satan than it being The Metatron.

How S3 Could Start: Talks about how S3 could potentially start, using elements from how S1's finale is structured to support the idea of it having been Satan in The Final 15 of S2 & that setting up Aziraphale's fall in 3.01.

The S1 plots referenced in S2: How the references to the bookshop fire and Gabriel not knowing that it was Crowley and not Aziraphale he was looking at in 1.06 are both about identity and recognition and hinting that it's not The Metatron in The Final 15.

Crowley & Hastur in S1 mirroring/foreshadowing S2's The Final 15: Talks about how the scene in S1 in which Crowley pretends like Hastur has been promoted to entrap him is a mirror to what Satan & The Metatron are doing in The Final 15. (Short.)

Gabriel's Trial Video: About how luring Crowley up to see the "institutional problem" part of Gabriel's trial video is part of the villains' plan to squash Crowley's fears about Aziraphale falling to Hell if he were to be the Supreme Archangel and is The Metatron helping Satan out with his temptation of Aziraphale.

The Devil & The Theme of Recognition: What it says on the tin. 😂

Perfectly Splendid: About references to Mary Poppins in The Final 15 that are signaling that it's Satan and not The Metatron. (Short.)

Bodysnatching: Just basically pointing out Crowley's "My side's gonna love a spot of bodysnatching" in 1827 as foreshadowing of not the graverobbing type of bodysnatching but the horror movie type setting up Satan in The Final 15. (Very short.)

The Unauthorized, Unescorted Demon: Looks at Crowley's explanation of the angels-are-bees analogy to Muriel in Heaven and how the unauthorized, unescorted demon that has gotten into the beehive is really Satan in the bookshop in The Final 15. (Short.)

Gabriel's Hint in 2.01: Looks at how some of Gabriel's dialogue about recognition in 2.01 is telling the audience to be wary of trusting someone based on visual recognition alone. (Short.)

"You Aren't Trying to Trick Me, Are You?": The parallel between Crowley tricking Muriel into the elevator & The Final 15. (Very short.)

"Extremely Alcoholic Breakfast at The Ritz": Crowley unintentionally saying the end of S2 on one level of his euphemistic speak in front of Muriel. (Very short.)

The Cardboard Box: Looks at how the seemingly throwaway line of Dagon warning everyone that cardboard boxes are scary traps is hinting at Satan in The Final 15. (Short.)

The ties to the movie, Clue: My response to someone who liked the theory involved mentioning that the movie, Clue, and Aziraphale and his Clues in S2 are possibly, well, a Clue. (Short.)

The first post I wrote on the topic ages ago-- The Devil in Disguise-- is in the pinned post on my blog but there are a couple of minor details in it that I have changed my mind on since and I don't think it's the strongest post so I didn't include it here, even if it's technically the first one. Wrong Boy and The Devil Takes the Hindmost are much better at conveying the ideas.

Just to clarify something from your Ask-- I don't really have a mixed essences theory, in the sense that I don't think that they did anything successfully. I think the point is that it all fell apart. They will ultimately win in S3 but they very much did not win in S2. In every story, there's that time when the bad guys win a battle, if not the whole war, and that's what I think S2 is. We need our main characters to lose a little here so that there is story for them in S3.

That's really why I don't think that doing a body swap actually would have saved them from the threats this time around-- in those moments in The Final 15, anyway. They did one of sorts earlier in the season with swapping the car and the bookshop and, like I was saying in The Kiss post, I'm pretty sure that Aziraphale driving The Bentley created a Fly of sorts and is how the story can ultimately get around Aziraphale losing his memories, which seems likely to be right upon us in the story in 3.01.

I think the villains are really the ones taking a turn with mirroring a body swap in S2-- and it's really funny because Satan and The Metatron are the two characters who have the least amount of, ya know, body, of all of the ones on the show. We still haven't seen Satan in his true form-- he was basically some kind of vapor-like bit of matter the first time we saw him in 1.01-- and The Metatron is a floating head. But, look at 'em go, cobbling a body together and kids-stacked-in-a-trenchcoat-ing The Final 15 here. 😂 Gotta give 'em credit for getting their revenge by doing to Crowley and Aziraphale the same thing Crowley and Aziraphale did to escape them in S1. Pretty dastardly stuff, that. 😉

[w4yf1nder]

give oddly specific compliments to a couple of your moots! also here’s one for you: you’re super funny and i love your blog and writing!

OMG ANON 🥺🥲💞💖 YOURE SO SWEET ANDJSJ HEHE YOU BET 😈 IM GONNA TRY AND FIT AS MANY MOOTS AS I CAN IN THIS HEHE btw if i tagged you and you don't remember ever talking to me this is me trying to reach out and make friends SKSJSK

@ataraxyystories - i literally love your vibe, you have tiny fantasy creature vibes and i want to put you in my pocket

@kazu-sun - youre literally like my most favorite person ever??? just *hugs intensely* youre literally so soft i can't 😔

@dinoshimaaa - i love ur brain 😩 u have big brain 😩😩

@126dvtn - are you ok? actually ik youre not. but ily anyway. the unhinged energy in our dms is off the chart

@yonaraee - youre always sending weird roblox memes that remind me of early 2000s graphic tee diluc and i love that for us??? if i ever write about early 2000s graphic tee diluc it will be because of you. and yes this is a compliment even if it doesn't seem like it. YOURE MY MUSE 🧎‍♀️

@tighnaeri - ik youre deactivating soon but you better see this or else 😡 ilysm 🥺🥺 you have chaotic but sweet energy you >>>

@mooncreates - dude idk why but you have tall vibes and you kinda remind me of ayato but also you're so unhinged when we talk smth isn't adding up here. then i remember that you're a kaeya simp and everything starts to make sense

@seveninchesfrominsanity - you have such older sister vibes fr i mean i don't often slide into your dms but WHENEVER WE TALK i feel v comfortable 😩 we can go from simping to "generational trauma" real quick and honestly so true bestie 😔

@shoyotime - my bestie imy you're one of the only 2 moots from my old blog sjshsj

@xiaosimp3 - you have been here from the k-pop days and honestly??? youre a real one 😔

@catcze - we have talked like 3 times since we became moots but you have such hot girl vibes??😩 maybe it's just the yae miko theme sksjsk

@wrenhyperfixates - i always associate you with langa and that is a compliment in and of itself.

@telemi - i swear we have talked like 2 times since we became moots but ilysm??😩 what a queen fr

@solaaresque - we have talked once (1) and immediately talked about kissing girls. safe to say you are very based and correct. women >>

@dawndelion-winery - sometimes you concern me because why do you simp for a boat, sometimes you scare me and sometimes you make me laugh. that is a lot of feelings. i have a lot of feelings for you (this is a confession /j /p)

@genshinparty - we have never talked but i love seeing you around sksjk sometimes i'll spot you liking my posts and feel very validated SKSHSK

@hanniejji - i have a soft spot for your pfp you literally have no idea how much i love it whenever i see it i want to cry and squeeze kazuha

@i23kazu - dear ying, i do quite enjoy our conversations. SKSJSK you're v funny and ily sksjsk although i can't help but think you're an overachieving student 😟 pls calm down

@lilikags - you promote ensemble stars better than happyele it's true they told me themselves (acco and moon also agree, just so you know) sksjsk I LOVE HOW PASSIONATE YOU ARE 😭😭 thanks for introducing me to enstars even tho i barely keep up sksjsk the songs are v catchy 😩

@xingqiusleftearring - your theme is literally so sexc i aspire to have a blog like yours (i feel like you're into alt fashion and honestly that is ALSO v sexc of you)

@captaincryolicious - ZEP! we talked like once (1) 😭 ily tho sksjsk you remind me of an unlikely friend i went on a school trip with about 4 years ago to a theme park and i couldn't go into the water rides cos i was on my period so we stayed back and got some ice cream while the rest of my friends left me like the traitors they are

@ventuswhat - we have never talked but you seem unhinged and that is an energy i need more of in my life (this is an invitation, let's talk more)

@baeshijima - SOPHIE!! i'll always have a soft spot for you omg sksjsk you were my first genshinblr friend sksjsk all because i was an anon first 😔 i have known you the longest here sksjsk (i also associate you with iu which is why i want to protecc)

@mccnstruck - i have always wondered what your username meant and i have always wanted to talk to you and i have also noticed you a lot it's frankly scary why do i keep noticing you but maybe it's a sign that we are soulmates /j /p

[sleepypete]

You are just delightful, my dear! Definitely doing the Sexy Dark Lord’s work and possibly more importantly, taking my mind off my chronic pain😈

oh uhhhh thank you...... mr sexy dark lord hasn’t gotten in touch directly recently but it’s a rather large organization. i’m glad my employee evaluation has gone well. i think i’m up for a promotion soon