#thank you for the meal!!!!

[qirongmycancelledwife]

god bless

[phantom-kiwi]

Venom 3 spoiler warning but like

"Ride me cowboy", "we've been together for a year?", "Sometimes I think we would've been happier you and I living a life like this", them calling each other Thelma and Louise? Them talking about future plans and the camera directly cutting and staying on literal happy newlyweds?? "BUT I NEED HIM BACK" ???? A montage of their time together???? Hello ??? Symbrock nation can you hear me !!!!

[lamina-tsrif]

you’ve changed (for the better)

for @where-does-the-heart-lie ‘s fighting game au I love ur designs I love them dearly

[dryya-doesnt]

Some guy is telling me to sit down and have a nice meal…he’s so nice I hope I meet him again!

More encounters!!

This took a while I love Senshi so much he’s so real for that

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Never underestimate the healing power of a good meal!

(For @nibbelraz!)

[smoky-moka]

Hello there! First off, I absolutely love your depiction of Spideypool! Second, how does Ellie get along with Peter? Does she even know he’s with her dad?

Ellie thinks Peter is awesome!!! He always helps with her homework, even when Dad's enemies are coming after her and they have to leave on one of their fun road trips, yaaay.

But don’t get it twisted— Dad’s dating Spider-Man, not Peter (She figured out they’re the same guy ages ago, but everyone's trying really hard to hide it so she plays along).

[beautifulprincewithadisorder]

Listened to the wisdom saga (which is just banger after banger) and was forced to make this and by forced I mean I was laughing the whole time

[lowpolyanimals]

Mr. and Mrs. Pollywanna from LEGO Island

[zorionbbq]

party chat #56: nanba's transformation

(transcript both in alt text and below)

[image description: five-page comic of a "party chat" conversation from yakuza 7.

beneath the scaffolding of a construction site, nanba holds a bottle of tea and asks "hey, you think i've changed at all since we met?"

the rest of the party, standing or crouching on the side of the path, turn to look at him.

"hm? have you?" ichiban tilts his head, hand on chin, and lets saeko pick from his chip bag. "i dunno, lemme think..."

adachi leaps to his feet, splashing his can of beer and surprising saeko. "got it!"

adachi snaps his fingers with a triumphant smile. "you changed how you part your hair!"

"huh?" nanba reaches toward the back of his own head. "nope, it's still the same..." adachi sheds a single tear.

hand raised high, saeko announces "right! your prescription changed!" ichiban taps a canned coffee on his palm in an "i get it!" motion. "what, are you trying to be funny now!? and that's wrong, too!" nanba retorts.

"okay!" han looks serious. "you changed the frames on your glasses!"

"you started wearing contacts instead of glasses!" zhao finger-guns with a grin.

"will you quit it with the glasses thing!?" nanba snaps at an unfazed, juicebox-sipping han. "and does it look like i'm wearing contacts!?" he gestures at himself. zhao smugly bites an onigiri, still squatting on the ground.

adachi frowns around a pocky. "huh? then what's changed?"

"never mind... sheesh." nanba turns his back on the group.

a view of the vending machine and soccer field across the way. "i just thought maybe i'd grown a bit cheerier since i met you guys."

"that's all." nanba doesn't see the party staring in shocked silence.

saeko, han, and zhao exchange fond looks.

nanba chugs his tea as ichiban approaches.

ichiban bumps his drink hand against nanba's.

"well, we already knew that, man." ichiban grins so wide his eyes shut.

"yeah, you smile a lot more than you did before, nan-chan." saeko concurs, offering him her chip bag.

nanba looks up, eyes wide. "ichiban... you guys..."

a hand lands on nanba's shoulder.

arm slung over his friend's back, ichiban cheerfully assures "and i noticed that you got some new lenses on your glasses, too." nanba's face falls.

the party loses it. saeko collapses on adachi, both doubled over in laughter, zhao cackles as his glasses fall off, and han clutches his head in despair.

"i didn't change anything about my glasses!" nanba roars. on the ground, a plastic bag of leftover snacks reads "#56 nanba's transformation".

end image description]

[boomposhpow]

whiteboard doodles i did with my lovely incredible friend @veiledren GO LOOK AT HER ART ITS SO GOOD

mabel talking to ford and big pink stan drawings are by her :3

[kolbalissh]

NORAPINTO NATION HOW ARE WE FEELING OMG

[anbaisai]

He's not beating the allegations

(A continuation of the Tibetan foxmil discovery from my previous post)

Bonus:

[calamarispiderart]

everything i do is derivative

[chiiinglebells]

all it took was the hex for me and my best friend to get dragged into warframe, it has been a real toot :3

no spoilers please i just arrived at deimos i am just waaaaaay ahead of myself and arthur is just so.......

[ot3]

The average tumblr user operate on the following series of assumptions:

Anyone posting on their blog about a problem they're having is looking for advice from internet strangers

You don't need any further context about op's circumstances in order to give this advice

Op has never tried anything to solve this problem at any point in their lives so you should start with the absolute basics

This is the primary reason why my askbox is only open for a maximum of several hours a month.

[baduzzxy]

late ass valentine hairball that was dusting in my drafts:

giving your virginity to Soap as a valentine gift mdni, 18+

and he’s so thankful that he busts a nut in his pants before you guys even start? yeah.

laid on your bed as he softly eats you out, cus it’s his bonnie thing’s first time and he needs to be good to his angel.

embarrassingly, you fell asleep after cumming 2 times. Holy shit, isn’t this the best gift ever?

the sweetest girl, all naked and soft and vulnerable,

all for him? yeah.

waking up to him violenty slurping your pussy up baby i know his mouth is PRUNEY with how soaked it is with your slick. Legs kicking and thighs trembling but he just growls when you attempted to close your legs, because how dare you take his gift away? and he hasn’t even fucked you yet.

you get all teary eyed at the way he’s looking at you through his lashes, brows furrowed and eyes pinpointed at the way your face contorts when he licks up a fat stripe from your slit all the way to your clit. Helpless in a way where you tell him to “plea-eash….! n-no more-“

you feel the vibration of his chest as he chuckles deeply, a thick hand carressing your cheek at the palm of his hand lovingly, cooing at you, before blindsiding you with a slap! at your puffy pussy; making you squirt sweetly.

This smug bastard licks it all up, looking so evil as he only smile and praise you, that you’re “such a good girl, bon. Now, hold your knees open fer me, oughta give ‘ye ya gift.”

your body jumps, can’t help but whine as you feel his thick mushroom tip kiss your slit, huffing at him as he plays with your pussy with the fat head of his cock, his amusement evident from the way he laughs lightly when you start to pout up at him.

Johnny only presses a warm kiss to your forehead before he pushes in, inch by inch, his abdomen clenching tight so he won’t cum too damn early as your gummy cunt hugs all his thick length, cooing and hushing at you; even stopping to make sure you adjust perfectly fine.

And when you do, he licks up a nasty line to your tits, all the way to your neck, as he pounds you down on your soft pillows.

Pussy all swollen and pink as he fucks into you, and he makes sure it’s deep so you’ll feel his birthday present for weeks <3

when you woke up all sore and muscles aching, Johnny loves on you so sweetly, massaging your thighs and your back muscles while telling you how “good you were ‘for me, ‘ye were a dream, you sweet thing.” Swatting at his hand as it cups your mound under the guise of “she needa lil massage too, bon!”

Spending the rest of the weekend all cooped up in bed after he bathes you, all cuddled up with snacks and a movie marathon <3