#thank you Sidney Crosby for tethering me to my sanity
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strohller27 · 2 years ago
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Okay I fixed my other problem with Elan but this programme is on thin fucken ice
Anyway it’s actually hilarious to do discourse analysis on Sid’s interview register/speech style according to speech act theory since his utterances are a wonderful example of non-performative acts because they add net zero information (he literally repeated the interviewer’s own words in an earlier utterance and he does it with such monotonous flair that nobody notices, like he says so much without saying anything at all and I love him about it your honour)
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strohller27 · 2 years ago
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strohller27 · 2 years ago
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Legit the only think keeping me from chucking this computer programme into the goddamn sun is how beautiful this man is when he speaks
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WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY TIER NAMES ELAN. GIVE THEM BACK.
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