#thank u sososos much sam

[salty-spaceship]

UM GUYS

I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

@7-ferrets-in-a-coat HAS BLESSED ME WITH THE MOST GORGEOUS WOMAN EVER......

THE DUSCIPLE FINA N3DKENRK SAM DESIGNED HER FIR ME AND IM SICK SICK SICK

SHE GORJUS

[junicult]

i absolutely love your writing and all of your work !!!! this question has been on my mind for like ever but which of the bachelors do you are the most likely to whimper in bed ??? id love to hear your thoughts on this !!

!! how the bachelors sound in bed

contains ; nsfw. smut. suuupper sexual content. fem!farmer. men whimpering <3. oral (m!receiving). just a little degradation. praise. dirty talk. overstimulation. i was high while writing alex’s & shane’s so that’s why theirs is extra horny😇. will proofread later.

note ; my favorite topic ever

from most likely to least likely

sam.

- i mean this WHOLEHEARTEDLY when i say he’s a fucking whimperer.

- a moaner. a whiner, if you will.

- he’s the whole package.

- which is why he’s the first on this list🤷‍♀️

- when he’s in the moment, he gets so into it. he’s hardly focused on anything else now, all he can concentrate on is how good you feel and how he can’t get enough.

- he is so fucking loud. you don’t even compare, no matter how loud u can be.

- each drag of his cock drenched in your warm cunt has him pinching his eyebrows a little tighter, mouth falling more ajar, and his hips shuddering.

- and nearly every time he pulls back out he lets out a breathy, stuttering, “n-nghh,” right into your ear where he’s buried his face in the crook of your neck.

- he always whimpers when the smallest thing feels like ecstasy. like your soft palm just gently wrapping around his dick, or barely sticking his tip into your entrance.

- and every time he finds himself between your thighs, and hearing your moans and gasps has him letting out the same.

- he’s just always making some sort of sound. whether he’s plain moaning, or talking.

- bc i’ve said this before, but he just spews the first thing he thinks of. he has no filter.

- “nngh—s’good, sososo ggood…aah ngg.” shuddering as he cums, head thrown back and body shaking.

- “fuck…you feel so good, so good ‘wanna be here forever, s’fucking’wet nngh…”

- and he’s also the type to express his gratefulness just from fucking u.

“aah, thank you…nghh’thank youu,” even though you’ve been dating for years and fuck him basically any time he wants.

- you’re so thankful you live on a farm, or else you’d get constant noise complaints.

sebastian.

- he’s just like sam, except less talking.

- just constant pants and whimpers that he tries to muffle, but to no avail.

- like, he’ll cover his hand over his mouth, face boiling and beet red, fucking whining while you suck him off.

- he tends to cover his mouth a lot, which only makes it so much better when it doesn’t help anything. he’s still sobbing as his length aches inside of you.

- i know he’s so sensitive, even the slightest touch has him shuddering.

- and for a man who isn’t super sexually driven, he becomes a SLUT during sex.

- his eyebrows pinch, and he always tries to hide his face somehow when he comes, but he can’t hide his whines.

- “ahh—hhn, s-sh-shitt…” he’s a fucking mess.

- when he’s in the moment, his mind doesn’t really trail to dirty talk. the most he’ll do is say your name and a couple curse words here and there.

- he’s not as loud when he whimpers—mainly bc he tries to cover it up somehow—but that doesn’t mean he can’t get loud.

- i promise you, he fs can.

- which is why you can never fuck at his house.

- he also squirms a lot. like if you’re sucking him off, he’s staying put for the most part, but his thighs and legs are shaking.

- and he grips the cushions so tight, head throwing back before he cums and his body loosens,

- but he’s still so sensitive, so he’s panting and moaning like crazy.

- they’re soft, but fuck he sounds so beautiful.

elliott.

- he’s not so much a whimperer as he is a moaner.

- but he’s still third for a reason. so listen.

- he would be a whimperer if he tried to quiet himself, but he does not😭😭

- he is proud to show you that ur making him feel good!! no shame at all!!!

- he kinda starts off with a few airy sighs, and pants. a couple super gentle moans.

- he’ll even do so when ur only making out. like rly passionately making out.

- when you’re on his lap, dry humping through both of your layers of pants.

- he’s not thinking anything other then, “she kisses me so well, i don’t want to stop,”

- which is why he can moan so easily.

- he wants to show you in every way that he doesn’t wanna be with anyone else—that you’re the reason he’s so loud.

- although it is subconscious. he’s not pretending or anything.

- he’s always touching at least some part of you. one minute they’ll be on your back, the next on your ass, and another in your hair.

- he definitely doesn’t sit still either. he’s a squirmer lol.

- he also just gets louder as time progresses.

- and by the time he’s already inside you, it’s like a reward. fr.

- “feels so good, you always feel s’so’good,” he slurrs, head hanging while his hands grip your hips.

- he talks a lottt during sex.

- it’s mostly just cus the minute he gets in the mood, he just shuts down.

- running on autopilot, letting the first words that pop in his mind spew out of his mouth.

- he doesn’t even have to cum before he’s whining and moaning.

- but he’s all about making sure you feel good.

- because it’s only a small portion of sex when he’s not shutting up. usually, he’s making sure you’re the one who’s being loud (all the while still being loud)

harvey.

- my man my man my man

- is a whimperer.

- he’s similar to sam, but a little less pathetic (affectionately 😇)

- he’s similar in the way that, when he’s pussydrunk he just won’t shut up. like he’s drooling.

- but unfortunately, this man gets in his head too much.

- he would be just like sam if he wasn’t so anxious all the time.

- it takes a lot of build up before he can really forget about what he’s doing.

- for the most part, i feel like he’s the loudest whenever you give him head.

- which honestly isn’t often. like, it’s definitely not every time you have sex, only sometimes.

- and the reason he’s the loudest is because he’s not doing much movement on his own. he doesn’t have anything to think about other then what you’re doing,

- like, during sex he can get trapped in his mind a bit while he wonders how you’re feeling.

- when you give him head, he’s the only one receiving physical pleasure, therefore he’s not doing anything that causes him to overthink.

- but i just know when you get on ur knees in front of him, & carefully pull on his belt, he easily shuts up.

- especially if you’ve been expressing how badly u wanted to do it. he always says, “you don’t have to” like you’re not the one literally on your knees pleading cus u want to that bad.

- he bites on his lip or covers his mouth at first, still overthinking about everything he does just for a moment.

- his eyebrows pinch, and he finally sinks into the cushions after a short bit.

- mostly just quiet pants that leave his lips, until you finally get into it.

- “a-ah, shit,” he breathes, relaxing and leaning his head back. he’ll always moan ur name whenever you do something particular good.

- nails digging into the cushions at first, before he brings them to your hair.

- “ah aah—ngh, hold on…” he sighs, shaking his head to counteract the word vomit cus he definitely doesn’t want you to stop.

- his throat bobs when he swallows, becoming more and more fidgety the closer he is to cumming.

- and when he finally does, he relaxes like he’s about to pass out, loud and shaky whines as he release into your mouth.

- his eyes water in overstimulation, yet he still whimpers when you pull away.

alex.

- i’m so excited to talk about how he sounds.

- now this may hurt, so take a deep breath,

- but i wanna say he used to be one of those guys that thought it was weird to make noise during sex, so he just…wouldn’t.

- it’s not that he couldn’t, just that he would purposely hide them.

- definitely thought for a bit that it made him less masculine (i’ll never understand that.)

- so when you were fucking, he wasn’t dead silent by any means. it was mostly just quick dirty talk and a couple groans.

- could be better but at least he didn’t make you feel unbelievably embarrassed u know?😭

- it isn’t necessarily easy to just tell him, “hey, you should make more noise while we’re having sex. it’s weird that you don’t,” right off the bat,

- so you kinda had to learn to tempt it out of him.

- which involved a lot of learning what especially turns him on, and gets him going.

- it’s the one thing he does sexually that you want to change. he always leaves you satisfied, trust.

- and surprisingly, it’s not hard to get him to make more noise. he can easily be higher up on this list if he allowed himself to.

- i’ve said this many times, but he has the longest stamina ever. thankfully, he loves overstimulating u.

- & he definitely loves being overstimulated 😊

- theres only one way to do it, tho;

- and that’s riding him.

- everytime he fucks you in a way that gives him full range of motion, or mobility (like he’s in control ig), he always knows his own pleasure to stop before he overstimulates himself.

- he never gave himself the chance, so really, he didn’t even know he loved it.

- it wasn’t until you asked to go on top for once (as another one of your plans) and he obliged, was when he figured it out. u both did.

- he still held onto your hips, using some strength to help lift you. & trust me, he loved the view, so that was already helping.

- your stamina doesn’t hold up as much as his, so believe me ur a trooper!!!!

- you nearly sigh of happiness when you watch his eyebrows furrow, jaw clenching before he mumbles a little, “shiit, just like that,”

- feeling his hands press onto your hips to get you to slow down while he finishes, only to realize ur not stopping.

- “o-ohh ffuc—“ he moans, squeezing his eyes shut at ur still unrelenting speed.

- it’s then when he starts to shudder, whining your name & profanities while he lifts your hips the best he can.

- so you—overstimulated yourself—drop on his torso, trying to catch ur breath & admiring the image before you.

- his arm flies over his forehead, just above his eyes as he pants.

- it’s satisfying to watch him take his time. usually it’s the other way around.

- i don’t think he’d have time to be embarrassed. you made him feel so good, starstruck even that he’s just pulling you down to makeout with you, repeating mutters of disbelief and praise over your lips.

- that might also be when he realized he never wanted to sleep with anyone else in his life. he’s never been able to cum like that (and he’ll let you know <33)

shane.

- the last on this list for a reason.

- he doesn’t whimper. he just doesn’t i fear 😞

- it just isn’t his first reaction when he receives something that feels particularly good. it’s nothing against you, that’s just who he is.

- but!

- this does not mean he’s silent by any means.

- cus he’s not. ugh, he probably won’t even shut up sometimes.

- he’s the kinda guy who talks to you while ur fucking. not like, “hey, how was your day?” while he’s inside of you—

- it’s more like, “s’that feel good? mm, i know baby.” and “someone’s extra needy today, hm? can hardly go without me for a few hours, can you?”

- he’s a big fan of lowkey degrading you while praising you at the same time.

- like, sorta making fun of you for being horny as if he isn’t all the damn time.

- or when you’re louder then usual, he can’t help but throw in a little, “c’mon baby, look at you, you’re such a mess.” or “s’it feel that good? you just love putting on a show, huh?”

- he likes being a little asshole when he knows he’s making you feel good.

- plus he’s an asshole in general. (said with love)

- when he cums he shudders a bit, and that’s when a quick, quiet moan will slip out. it’s like a shaky sigh, low like a groan but trust me—he’s moaning.

- it’s so hot. he’s so hot when he finishes lmfao.

- and if u ever try to tease him about it he’ll just counter it by mocking ur own💀

- “acting like you weren’t begging me to let you cum,” he snorts.

- so, for shane to whimper…hm. it may be a harder task, but surely not impossible.

- ur best bet is for it to happen while you’re giving him head.

- technically you have full control, and you know him like the back of your hand.

- when your end goal is to get him to whine or whimper, you’re always a little bit better at sucking him off—so he can sometimes tell.

- he always gets a bit of a shocked look on his face—eyebrows raise and jaw slightly ajar as he looks down at you.

- but in absolutely no way is he making you stop. he’ll just have to be stubborn & try his best to not give u what u want LMFAO

- which doesn’t end up working😇

- you end up making him feel so good that he entirely forgets his plan. every time.

- at first he’s panting and stifling quiet groans.

- then he’s sinking into the cushions, head back and hand lightly pressing against the back of your head; moaning.

- & finally, when he’s close to cumming he won’t even have the chance to let you know before he’s clenching his jaw, doing his absolute best to hold his grunts before he’s reached his peak and he’s releasing with a whiny sigh.

- it’s only when you don’t stop, overstimulating him quickly when his will crumbles, and he’s whimpering and shuddering.

- “a-aah, o-kaay ok-ay—” he moans as he gently pushes you away.

- it takes him an extra minute to catch his breath, but he already realizes what he’s done which is why he is not looking at u😭

- ur just smirking proudly, not even bothering to mention it because you know he’s already basking in the embarrassment.

- but as much as you try to use it as an excuse to tease him, he’ll always have plenty more to fire back at u💀💀

[sketchingdemonss]

GOOD MORNING HIII SKETCH HI SAME GUY FROM JAN 17 I WANTED TO ASK IS YOUR STAR GLASSES OC GUY IN THE SAME OCVERSE AS TARO AND UR INVESTIGATOR WOULD THEY GET ALONG WOULD THEY BE CONTENT GOING ON AN 8 HOUR JOURNEY BY TRAIN TO PHILADELPHIA WOULD THEY HAVE GOOD CONVERSATIONS WOULD IT BE DEAD SILENT. WOULD THEY SHARE A TRAIN MEAL WITH JOY??? PAIN???? A TRAIN BREAKFAST??? I LOVE YOUR OCS SO SO MUCH AND I WISH YOU THE BESTEST DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHAKING YOU AROUND!

WAHHHH THANK YOU ANON!! i hope you have a lovely day too!! :)! sam (star glasses) is in fact in the same universe!!

(a longggg explanation under..)

sam is friends with the investigator (who i named orochi a long time ago (a bit cringe but im too attached to change it)) I think they generally dont want. Orochi to be snooping thru taro’s stuff (they are under the impression taro *is* a human and not an alien <= its obvious they are but i think it’d be funny if nobody believed orochi LOL)

i think… in this hypothetical scenario. Taro would try to become friends with Orochi and Sam.. I think they would have success with Sam (YAYYY!) but Orochi is way too wary of them. There would probably be awkward silence ‘til sam is like “look dude. Look at how Human they are its literally fine there’s nothing to be suspicious of” “..mmm. Tch. Fine. Whatever.” <=begrudgingly tries to become friends with taro (SUCCESS!! mostly bc taro likes people and orochi. (doesnt elaborate))

ohhhh… i think it’d be fun for taro to enjoy more human foods. They’d really like eggs. They’d love eggs. They’d love eggs sooooo much. I dont think they’re used to food other than supplements… having a delightful time. sam would. Continue to be like “cmonnnn stop investigator..ing.. and enjoy the ride..” orochi is trying his best to NOT investigate and Enjoy the ride… (success!! They have a joyous lunch! Breakfast not so much. Breakfast would suck. Pure dead silence.)

Thank you SOSOSO much for asking and for finding interest in my ocs‼️here is a quick doodle just 4 u!

[pinkandblueblurbs]

gill!!! congratulations on 10k angel !!! you deserve it sososo much x

could i please request tuxedo sam for the marauder’s era if that’s ok? i’m a bi woman , 5’6 with (dyed) ginger hair and blue eyes :D i’m pretty studious and am quite serious about my degree, and i love to read and when i get the chance will read at least a book a day ! i’m fairly sporty and play netball, and despite being only mediocre at it i absolutely love it and it’s a big part of my life - i’m super competitive too :D i also love a good party and spending time with people i love <3 often described as the mom friend and a good laugh ! i’m a terrible overthinker + worrier, i often struggle to admit when wrong + i struggle with self belief :)

thank you so so much, and i’m very sorry if that was too much information haha <3 sending big love x

hmm i’m gonna say james!!! i feel like your studiousness and motivation academically would be a good balance with him, it can help keep him on track too (along with u being a mom friend). and ofc he loves your sporty side!!! ya’ll would go to one another’s games. you’d also get into a lot of little competitive bets and arguments that would drive remus crazy lol (it’s drive sirius crazy sometimes too, but sometimes he’d join in.) James is so sweet he’d be great at comforting u and calming you down!!!

join the celebration!

[dearskz]

RULES: ANSWER 21 QUESTIONS AND THEN TAG 21 PEOPLE YOU WANT TO GET TO KNOW BETTER.

i got tagged @trashfbin  !! thank you for tagging me !!!:))

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NAME: Eileen 

NICKNAME: my parents call me bb LOL 

GENDER: female

ZODIAC: Sagittarius 

HEIGHT:  im like 5′2 and a half i think?

TIME: 8:10 pm

FAVOURITE MUSICIANS: stray kids, bts, got7, twice, pentagon, astro, eric nam, sam kim, shinee, etc. 

SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD: CRUSH CULTURE BY CONAN GRAY a song that represents the mood of my life

LAST MOVIE I SAW: coraline 

LAST THING I GOOGLED: VLIVE 

OTHER BLOGS:

@namjoonlyfe is my main multifandom!!! (so if i follow you it will be from this blog!!)

@straybabes my stray kids side blog (i made it bc i spam skz posts too much to the point where my main became a 90% skz)

DO I GET ASKS?: nope LOOL (im always here to talk tho!! im just a lil shy)

WHY I CHOSE THIS USERNAME: I WANTED TO START WRITING SCENARIOS AND I THOUGHT OF DEAR JOHN even tho i’ve never watched it before dkm i don’t rlly watch romance movies SO ORIGINALLY I WANTED DEARCHANGBIN OR DEARSTRAYKIDS but they were taken SO WE GOT DEARSKZ (im acc quite happy with dearskz!)

FOLLOWING: 184 i need to follow more people wow

AMOUNT OF SLEEP I GET: at most 6 hours on school nights 

LUCKY NUMBER: 1, 8 & 9

WHAT I’M WEARING: MY PJS :) a button up top and fleece pants

DREAM JOB: if i were good at sciences i’d be a veterinarian :( i love animals :((

DREAM TRIP: Taiwan!

FAVOURITE FOODS: FRIED RICE, Burmese food, fries 

INSTRUMENTS: piano, alto sax, ukelele, i also played percussion elementary and high school band LMAO

FAVOURITE SONGS:

I HAVE TOO MANY FUCK (imma just list non-skz songs bc i would like to reccomend these songs to y’all in case you don’t know them already 😊)

icarus by jj project 

i am me by got7 i love got7 and uplifting songs pls

GOOD NIGHT BY BOYFRIEND (IT’S BEEN ONE OF MY FAV BOPS SINCE 2012 AND I NEVER GET TIRED OF IT)

lonely by astro okay it’s such a cute song 

L.O.U by the boyz as u can see i love cheesy upbeat songs 

lose you by eric nam i had to include this bc IT’S SOSOSO GOOD AND ERIC NAM IS SLEPT ON!!

okay so i don’t have 21 mutuals to tag D: LOOL rip 

@seungjinlix @pinksunit @ban9ch4n @theboyswhomwelove @loveseungs @sleepyracha @uhuhtytrack @hellevatored

[theofficeofsupremegenius]

3, 17, 29, 12, 20, here are some random numbers please answer them

hahah ok thank you sam! 💛

3) favorite color?mm either light yellow, pale orange, or light pink!

12) choose between ___ and ___uhhhhhhh ok i’m just gonna plug in dogs v cat bc that’s the first thing that came to mind and i definitely very much so like dogs better (sorry cats i still like u)

17) can you sing?poorly, yes :0

20) books or movies? ok i used to like books sososo much but now i’m too lazy so movies i guess

29) something you regret Not doing? i regret not doing more extracurriculars and stuff (how will i get into college now)

LOVE YOU SAM

[hufflepoofin]

silver and pearls my dude

pearls: what's something about your personality that surprises others?

I think people get really surprised when I start to feel comfortable with them and start talking more and just generally being more active and out there? Because people meet me and they’re like “oh quiet innocent Sam”. But then I get comfortable around them and people say thing’s like “We’ve corrupted Sam! We’ve taken away their innocence!” (which, uhg, bothers me sososo much) or they think I’m drunk even when I haven’t had a drop to drink. They just don’t realize how loud I can be I guess?

Also I’ve been told my “sassiness” surprises people, but thats probably for the same reason.

silver: do you have any obscure hobbies? what are they?

hmmmm I like doing math problems? and uhhh for a little while I would crochet mini scarves for stuffed animals? haahha

(also monica i love u thanks for sending these)

Send me things!