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[liesmyth]

Which cities in Italy are the best and worst place to be a werewolf?

SICILY IS BOTH. Local folklore believes in werewolves! You have sun and food and fun and people might be able to spot u as a lupunaru for better or worse

[rvspecter]

top ten favorite things about harvey?

MY FAVOURITESTESTEST TOPIC EVER 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

in no particular order but we should get the superficial out of the way

look at him

ahahaha he's perfect dahsdhadjhsakhd

to quote this embarrassing creature

2. secret softie

look at this dumb boy acting like he doesn't give a shit about mike ross "TOO MUCH WORK TO FIRE HIM" <- PLEASE

meanwhile behind the scenes he's leveraging his entire career for him

3. the lengths he'll go to protect those he loves (while being a dick)

he was willing to lose his licence, go to jail, break a billion laws WHATEVER IT TOOK to keep the people he loves safe but that doesn't stop him from being an asshole to them

4. his eyes ahahsdhkjsahdkhskdhak

i mean aside from being extremely expressive and emotive he just does the WHO HURT YOU face so well ok

5. HE'S JUST SO FUN AND FRUITY

6. arrogant but pulls it off

7. he doesn't impose his moral code on others (also doesn't want u to think he has a moral code)

8. he respects women

i'm gonna paraphrase u to u but not once do we see him gloat about the women he's slept with or objectify them. u don't see him flirt with his insubordinates (HE NEVER FLIRTED WITH RACHEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or noticed her existence prior to her involvement with mike ross)

he sells himself as a womanizer and commitment phobe BUT in 9 seasons we see him a) have 3 one night stands b) try to have actual relationships

9. HE'S A WOUNDED BIRD!!!!!

10. HIS ABANDONEMENT ISSUES

he thinks if he employs ppl and pays them well that he can make them stay SWEET BB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH AND BECAUSE I DO WHAT I WANT

11. he's the most sentimental character i've ever seen

i made a post

he sobbed a million tears over his mom's painting. HE KEPT MIKE'S ENTIRE APARTMENT WHEN HE FUCKED OFF TO SEATLE!?!?!?!?

[thewrothode-if]

Will you play other DA games??? Will you show us your MCs???????? Will you???? 👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁

This ask has me so excited. I'll cut this for people who aren't interested bc it's long.

I am a massive gamer geek. I love games, especially open world ones. But I have this massive problem where I start a game, but never finish it. I have already begun playing all three Dragon Age games, but not yet finished them.

Here are all my characters for each game, and don't ask me for their names because I literally don't know. I am horrible at remembering names, even though I literally came up with them myself. :D

Dragon Age: Origins:

Elf, rogue, and very hot (my humble opinion). Y'all, I fucking fell in love with Alistair. But can you imagine my disappointment when I found out you're not able to romance him as a male warden??? Like I was so devastated, and I am not about to replay and grind all over again. (I have this problem where I HAVE to complete every little side quests before jumping to the main story which makes replaying so tedious.)

Dragon Age II:

I love her so much. She can be very mean, but that's why I love her. This Hawke is a rogue (don't judge me I like being fast). I have a thing for falling in love with characters that you are not allowed to romance, and this time I fell in love with Aveline. I LOVE her, even though she judges me for trying to complete Athenril's side quests.

Dragon Age: Inquisition:

A Qunari warrior this time! I struggled so hard to make her look pretty. I had to follow a tutorial on YouTube to actually make her look presentable, but I love how she turned out. I honestly like the older games a lot more, so I don't have much to say about it other than the Iron Bull is hot as fuck.

I also don't plan on buying the latest game because from what I've seen, it's really cringe. 😭 Good dialogue and lovable characters are what drive me to play these games. And it doesn't seem like Veilguard has any.

[shroompunk]

the woodsman and the beast

...this started as a shitpost and then i put in too much effort.

(it's much funnier if you know that's a certain evil dead god of illithid mythos)

ID: Digital illustration spoofing Over the Garden Wall characters with D&D characters. The central figure is a bird man with black feathers with iridescent highlights in a autumnal orange tone. He's dressed as the woodsman in his heavy gray coat and crooked tophat, holding a large red lantern in one hand and a woodcutter's axe in the other. Behind him, a silhouette looms overhead, reminiscent of the beast from the show but instead of antlers on his head, he has a series of spooky black tentacles reaching towards the front of the image.

[voidzphere]

What main brushes do you use in ibis paint x?

these are my main ! i dont tend to use a lot of brushez, i usually just use the one i use for lineart for everything ^_^

[mothscotch]

May I draw

Bad Form Ashley?

HI YES!!

all my ocs are free to draw if anyone wants!! ⸜(*ˊᗜˋ*)⸝

i made some refs for him if you want

[kindahoping4forever]

"SAUCE 'EM!!"

[bisexualnamjoonie]

me listening to take two:

[tetsuskei-archive]

What I’ve been thinking about ALL day is your post about kneading biscuits on his tummy & I just the thought of you innocently perched on top of his lap petting his tummy & you can slowly feel his cock swelling against your pussy…

nana i’m so unwell and unstable about this question i would say you have no idea, but i think you know EXACTLY what you’re doing…

because for childe im sure touch is a big love language for him and im honestly shy about touch but if its someone im close with then i will divulge and give it as much as said person.

so he’s already going crazy because i’ve unconsciously plopped myself on his lap and made myself at home there. as we know im obsessed w tummies and especially his so im like mindlessly rubbing at it and feeling over his abs.

i would say a lot of times my actions are not intentionally sexual but bc my hands are so close to his pelvis he can’t help but get hard (because let’s face it, anything gets him going).

childe’s so playful (and horny) so he starts grinding up against me and rubbing up on me and whining, telling me to stop being a tease.

this probably ends up being dry humping tbh, and will end with him cumming in his pants (he’s incredibly sensitive). he then demands i take care of him properly and clean him up (i do bc im not mean) because it was my fault to begin with.

[waberblobble]

[le-trash-prince]

📓

Put "📓" or some other version of a book emoji into my inbox and I'll explain the plot of a fanfiction that I haven't written but daydream about.

I like to think about this AU where Kenta gets cursed to turn into a dog, and Kim picks him up as a stray, not knowing who he really is. Kenta is standoffish and snippy for a long time, but Kim is nothing if not patient and persistent and commanding.

Eventually Kenta gets used to laying his head on Kim’s lap for scritches, and it’s right about then that he turns back into a human, and Kim suddenly ends up with a lapful of naked former captor, which is maybe one of the few things capable of throwing that man for a loop.

It was easier for Kenta to ignore his own touch starvation when he hadn’t known a kind touch in years, but now Kim’s hands are all he can think about and he does not know how to cope with it; meanwhile Kim has got to re-examine the past couple months through a completely different lens.

Anyways in the end they keep the doggy collar.

[vault-kid]

Ooh! My turn!

64, 48, and 26

YAY THANK U FOR ASKING I LOVE YOU

64. How / where do they generally sleep?

Luna usually, if not always, sleeps in her Megaton shack. She might be a little restless sometimes, though. Occasional tossing and turning, but nothing too crazy! However, she tends to get nightmares, which started after the death of James, but she's gotten used to them... If she wakes up, she usually just calls out for Dogmeat to calm her down a bit.

She doesn't like sleeping elsewhere, and always tries to make it back to Megaton. She def hates spending caps on rooms, or sleeping in random spots (because that's dangerous, realistically LOL). She'd much rather throw an all nighter until she gets back, or at LEAST a place she feels safe in. Nothing better than crashing in her own bed, though.

48. Do they collect anything?

Yes! Other than the bobbleheads, she likes to collect metro tickets! She used to collect teddy bears just for fun, scattering them around her shack and putting them in different poses, making Wadsworth a bit frustrated whenever he tried to tidy up. But, once Butch began traveling with her, she kind of felt embarrassed about it... (He teased her about it and she took it personally 😭).

26. How would others describe them / their disposition?

I answered this in my other post!

[okkalo]

Alrighty, based on what you know abt them, what do you think the bllk boys’ rooms would look like? (Just a fun lil ask)

-🪻

HAHA THIS IS FUN also hi again 🪻 anon!!

i’ll add sendou + oliver to this (not sae bc it’s probably plain asf so it’s not even worth mentioning [even though i just did])

also going super out of order so have fun

isagi: literally a hotel room. his room is so boring bless his heart. probably has a noel noa poster but that’s it

bachira: im pretty sure we saw a peek of his room (i think but i won’t go back to check) and it was super duper colorful and pretty open. without any of that i would’ve said his room would probs be the messiest one

kunigami: has those small weights in his room no doubt, probably even a yoga mat. you walk in and immediately smell sandalwood.

chigiri: i’ve seen a lot of doodles with him and stuffed animals so he probably has a lot. his sister probably visits his room a lot and it shows. a girl could walk in and immediately say “this is so cute!”

gagamaru:🐻🌲🌲🌳🌳 💀

reo: bro’s room by itself is a penthouse. nonchalantly mentions his private kitchen/bar in his room like it’s a normal thing to have.

nagi: yk how sometimes ur room gets a mess even though u don’t do anything. it’s him. choki’s table is clean though

barou: hotel part 2. literally nothing wrong with his room, not a thing out of place. not a single dust particle.

shidou: now. 💀💀 bro probably lives in a dungeon and he chose his room to look that way

rin: i think we also saw a peek of his? plain, probably pictures of him and sae that he drew over with sharpie 💀

kurona: i know he feels so connected with sharks. i know it. probably has shark posters and a shark plushie

nanase: he has polaroids on his wall and literally every kind letter he has received on his desk, other than that it’s pretty plain

sendou: so many idol posters and i KNOW after the u-20 match he frantically tore them all down like he was having the biggest mental breakdown to replace it with hollywood actresses

oliver: old spice smelling room 💀 has a huge list of numbers that belong to girl’s he had flirted with (has to have a name and description to remember her too) and a bunch of football posters on the wall

yukimiya: probably one of those ✨aesthetic✨ rooms. has a closet but has a rack he prefers to put his clothes on. BEST SMELLING ROOM

karasu: keeps all of his trophies and medals in his room to show off whenever he gets the chance (“yeah, i’m pretty cool” 😏😏) and a bunch of football posters

otoya: think of a cool teenage boy room and there you have it. is a part of the skater aesthetic and shows it off.

hiori: we saw a peek and it was pretty plain as well,, small and the computer is the main attraction. not a single mess in his room

nikko: hotel part 3. lots of skincare products

tokimitsu: actually so plain as well. probably has cute animal posters and magazines (HE HAS THOSE CUTE POSTERS WITH A CAT HANGING OFF A TREE THAT SAY “Hang in there!” LMAO)

aryu: idk the style name but has a lot of pictures like picasso or people posing in weird positions and has a whole wall dedicated to hair care products

EDIT: I FORGOT ZANTETSU BUT HE PROBABLY HAS A LOT OF SMART LOOKIBG BOOKS (bro bought the dictionary without even knowing too) TO TRY TO FOOL PEOPLE BUT NO ONE EVEN COMES OVER LMAO

[bradhotshots]

why beef w sarah snook?

my girlfriend is obsessed with her. this to me should be punishable by death

[studiofelix]

hi!! i saw your post about asking questions about sylvix baby when you posted it. and I couldn't think of any good questions. but i still want to hear about sylvix baby so much 🥺

SYLVIX BABYYYYYY ok to spare the rest of u ill put this under a cut. cw for trans pregnancy

ok so. i think she is an accident bc they were starting to get a little Not Careful At All and also someone told felix that u cant get pregnant on t (which is false) and he believed them. oops.

so like they decide to keep the baby and she is born and she is like a carbon copy of sylvain. with felixs nose and hair color but like basically sylvain jr. and felix is like kinda superfically mad that she doesnt really look like him but he loves that she looks so much like sylvain bc he loves sylvain so much. they name her cal bc felix wanted her legal name to be gender neutral in case she every wanted to trans her gender but they call her callie.

they love her very much and felix becomes so so soft bc of her. like the scene in parks and rec where donna is like "ur family has made u a more kind and thoughtful person" and ron is like "u take that back right now."

felix is kinda like germaphobe parent bc he tends to be more overprotective of her and sylvain is like the "let her eat sand it builds her immune system :)" parent bc they tend to have a more like "let her figure it out herself" parenting style.

i think she calls sylvain dada for her first years and then she starts calling him dad. and i think she calls felix daddy forever and thats how she differentiates the two.

i know i said felix is more overprotective but even he is not immune to big brown sylvain eyes x2 when she and sylvain wanna do smth fun. i Do think felix wants to start teaching her how to use a sword when shes like 3 and sylvain is like "Are you fucking joking. no way" and felix is like "i started sword fighting when i was her age and i turned out ok" and sylvains like "DID YOU?" and felix gives them The Look

also felix is very glad to not be the shortest one in the house finally and then she grows up to be 5'10. also shes a lesbian

felix would defend her to the ends of the earth like if her preschool teacher told him that she bit another child he would be like "well the bastard probably deserved it. so" and sylvain would be no help either bc hed be like "YEAH! what my husband said"

also she says fuck when shes like 2 and sylvain is like egging her on and they bring her over to felix like (laughing) "babe. baby listen to this. ok say it again sweety" and shes like (baby voice) "FUCK!" (baby laugh) and felix is lile "sylvain. sylvain she cant go around saying fuck. r u fucking kidding. did u teach her that"

theres probably more but thats all i can think of rn I HOPE U ENJOYED

[pendleton-manor]

DEE & CUSTIS.... DA AU YOUVE MENTIONED 🤨🔍

YEA!!

So this is the same AU where Jessamine isn’t assassinated and Hiram is thwarted right away. Custis and Dee marry that same year.

Custis realizes that the fortune is slipping and in a last ditch attempt to keep them from going under, decides to marry. Problem is that most other noble families in the Pendleton’s league are either dead from the ongoing plague, too well acquainted with them and know of their oddities and cruelties, or simply don’t want or need to tie themselves to a sinking ship.

So Custis sets down with Morgan and a list of bachelorettes who fit the criteria—which is very small—and he settles of Diana, who is an idiot, and whose Father will gladly toss his daughter into a sinking ship as long as he can climb up the ladder a bit more.

Their marriage is pretty much nonexistent. Diana gets to live in a big beautiful mansion and call herself Lady Pendleton, but that’s it. At the start, Custis takes her money and her virginity but then publicly flirts with and beds other women. Dee wouldn’t mind so much, but he hits too much and too often and too hard and her pretty face is just about the only thing that will save her if Custis decides to divorce her.

Oh also!! Lord Pendleton’s brother is still alive in this AU and he pretty adamantly demands the two of them produce an heir or else he’ll, again, challenge them for the title. Custis wont bed her now that he’s done his duty, deeming her beneath him in every sense of the word except the one they need to keep the damn title. And so she turns to Morgan. Who, this whole time, has become progressively more smitten with her and more jealous and resentful of Custis.

I think Morgan does manage to “get the job done” and Dee announces she’s pregnant. Custis is of course immediately outraged, assuming she’d cheated on him, but she claims he came into her one night while drunk. Regardless, he does eventually find out bc of Treavor, who is scheming in the background and knew all along. And, as awful as it is, I do think Diana would—whoopsie daisy, oopsie, omg what haaappenedddd— end up dead.

Yay fun!!