#thank u dad for the norwegian cheekbones and chidlhood trauma lol tbd
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the good thing about being 32 is that i keep becoming hotter. The bad thing about being 32 is that i am also extremely poor and if my cheeks keep becoming less chubby i will look like the after picture for a buccal fat removal ad. The goal is to avoid that and go straight from yassified lisbeth salander to willem dafoe
#yes the septum ring gets in the way because its massive but i continue to try to look as not Normal as possible#dad wants me to move back in to the asscrack of wyoming because theyre bored in the snow#theres a chance the neighbors would actually think i was a witch#thank u dad for the norwegian cheekbones and chidlhood trauma lol tbd#constantly on the verge of a panic attack no one cares what i say on tumblr so out come Sentences with little meaning hi
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