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The Mouse Prince
If I could do anything I think I would… shrink myself to the size of a mouse. I’d leave the world of men behind me forever, and live amongst the mice. And I would bring technology in and art to those uncultured swine. And I would build tiny tools for their mouse hands made from toothpicks and marshmallows. And I would be there king, NAY, their prince. THE MOUSE PRINCE! Ruling from my grand castle inches high, carved from the finest cheeses. And there I would dwell with my three mouse wives, and my twelve mouse concubines. (Laughs). Oh, but the wars we’d have with the frogs, terrible, just terrible. Those metal mice warriors, the atrocities they’ve seen. Yes, that is my dream… My secret dream.
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Please stop and read this.
I’m doing a project on gay rights in today’s society.
So if you believe that same sex couples should be allowed to get married, please reblog this.
This would be a lot of help, thank you.
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How dare you do this to me.
its quiet uptown
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Kind of late but CONGRATS ON 4 MIL @amazingphil 🎉
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i headcanon that claude faustus dances so fast that his legs blur and he likes that because then he thinks he has four and that makes him a little bit more like a spider
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Headcanon
Claude dances like one of the inflatable balloon men at car lots
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how does phil put up with this shit
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REBLOG IF YOURE VERY GAY AND IN NEED OF VERY GAY FRIENDS
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I don't know how to flirt with anyone
I’m a lesbian who doesn’t know how to flirt with girls and all I want from life is a wife
Reblog if you are also a lesbian who doesn’t know how to flirt with girls and only wants a wife from life
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