#than my mom laughing at vegeta failing to crack eggs

[flannelepicurean]

Okay, so I was describing this whole situation to my mom, to whom the uterus conversation was relevant, and after a bit she was like, "Honey--sweetie--I...yeah, your voice is doing that...you've gone into the pitch that my phone can't really..."

So I brought it back down a notch, and gave her a very brief explanation of the above. And then I sent her the clip of Vegeta trying to crack eggs. And she texted me back, "ROFL!!!" And I proceeded to further add:

"Have you ever cracked an egg before?" "SILENCE!" Extremely indicative of his whole personality, BTW.

One of the reasons he's my favorite. He is a cat, at heart.

The lady with the blue hair is his wife.

He was THE #1 BAD GUY for like...THREE SEASONS of the show, early on.* He was THE SCARIEST THING IN THEIR GALAXY.** More than one of the guys on the team have probably died fighting him.

Which makes this more funny to me, somehow. They all hang out, now.

And do stupid crap like this, in addition to all the martial-arts-yelling.

And the guys who died got better. They're still around...Again.

To which she replied, "Too funny." Which, if you know her, is GLOWINGLY HIGH PRAISE for something this far from her central interests.

So there you go, my mom's a Dragon Ball Super fan now, and Vegeta's practically her blorbo. (Although TBH, she'd be a Bulma fan, no contest, and she would not stand for Discourse about it).

*Wildly estimated based on conjecture of my recollection of some shit I saw 20 years ago.

**I know this is technically inaccurate, but I had to condense a lot of concepts in a short amount of time. He was still a big fuckin' deal. He did some terrible shit! For a long time! I am a huge fan, but I'm also fully aware! It's just...it's that much more funny to me that he's so goddamn failblog at cracking eggs...😂😂😂

Uterus: God of Destruction

This is literally gonna be batshit nonsense about my AFAB anatomy, and I am goofed out of my mind on being "wheel me to the veranda" ill with not-COVID whilst also floating into Shark Week, so there you go. Fair warning.

Me: [Complaining about my duderus, which is nothing but trouble, and has developed a habit of sharking every 1.5 - 2 weeks, for almost a year now, and continues to do so, despite having been remodeled on the interior with a flamethrower.]

My partner: You should work some kinda...Lord Beerus...God of...y'know...something. Destruction and duderus.

Me: Hmm. Well, I do words sometimes, and you're right, that thing is fucking horrible and OH MY GOD, VEGETA'S IN CHARGE OF THE EGGS, THAT'S WHY IT HAPPENS TOO OFTEN, HE'S JUST DROPPING AND BREAKING THEM LEFT, RIGHT, AND CENTER

Partner: Oh yeah, that definitely tracks.

Me: I think I can just call it "Lord Beerus." It's finicky, it destroys EVERYTHING, it's impossible to entertain...it's probably purple. And I am hungry...

Partner: Cool. Yeah. I think that works.

Me: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAH vegeta's cracking my eggs...