#tg: mr. president

[pollstuck]

TT: I'm working on the bathroom. TT: But we are running low on Build Grist. EB: oh man who cares about the bathroom, now there's a meteor heading for my house!!! TT: I see. TT: Do you suppose it has anything to do with the game? EB: i don't know, maybe! what do i do! TT: I think it's very likely. TT: The walkthroughs vaguely suggest an impending threat before they end. TT: The already poorly constructed sentences become even more curt and ambiguous. TT: As if written hastily and with a sense of alarm. TT: Actually, their dedication to updating the walkthrough under such circumstances is admirable. EB: wow, FASCINATING. EB: ?????? TT: If the meteor is a game construct, I think the only thing to do is to proceed, and try to solve the dilemma on the game's terms. TT: Try using the lathe. TT: It says you can use the card on it, but isn't more specific than that. EB: ok i'll do that. TT: Really, it is a labor to read this drivel. TT: If I read any more my brain will need to be spoon-fed from a jar. TT: While it blows spit bubbles in a highchair. TT: I think I will write my own walkthrough. TT: That is, after we make sure you don't die.

-- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 17:34 --

TG: i heard you got the box TG: i hope you appreciate my heroic fatherly perseverance in getting it to you TG: in my rough and tumble dirty wifebeaterly sort of way TG: also i hope you appreciate how many no-talent douches had their mitts on that bunny before you TG: its like a grubby baton in some huge douchebag marathon TG: hey where are you EB: oh man, the bunny was awesome, but i don't have time to talk, i think i'm playing sburb and it's kind of a nightmare. EB: flighty is breaking everything in my house. TG: dude i told you to steer clear of that game TG: and for that matter you should probably wash your hands of flighty broads and their snarky horseshit altogether EB: you and I both know we love her snarky horseshit EB: but that doesn't matter right now! EB: there's a meteor coming, and i'm not even joking about that!!! EB: it's like a big asteroid or comet or something. EB: in the sky. EB: heading right for my house!!!!!!!! TG: oh man TG: how big is it EB: i dunno. EB: big, i guess. EB: i gotta go! EB: we'll talk later if i am still alive and the earth isn't blown up. TG: like the size of texas TG: or just rhode island TG: theyre always throwing around these geographical comparisons to give us a sense of scale like it really means anything to us TG: but its like it doesnt matter its always just like: WOW THATS PRETTY FUCKING BIG TG: like mr president theres a meteor coming sir. oh yeah, how big is it? its the size of texas sir TG: OH SHIT TG: or, how big is it? its the size of new york city sir TG: OH SHIT TG: sir im afraid the comet is the size of your moms dick TG: OH SNAP TG: sir are you familiar with jupiter TG: you mean like the planet? TG: yeah TG: well its that big sir TG: hmm that sounds pretty big TG: i have a question TG: is it jupiter? TG: yes sir, earth is literally under seige by planet fucking jupiter TG: OH SHIT TG: anyway later

[shitty-davesprite-daily]

HOLD IT! Now, i'm sorry Mr. Strider, but I think the Court will have a hard time in the 'you didn't deny the John Loving Accusations'. Now, let us take a look at the post in question!

Here it is! In unedited glory. Now, let's enhance on the latter half of this ask from Anon, shall we?

Now, nowhere in this paragraph does it mention that the people you love is SPECIFICALLY JOHN! Just the fact that the previous anon Warned You Bout The Vicious Cycle And Caring For Your Family, Dawg! The Stri-Londe potluck! BUT, scrolling down only ever so much, reveals...

THE FIRST PERSON YOUR MIND JUMPS TO WHEN CONFRONTED WITH VICIOUS CYCLES OF HATRED AND LOVE IS NOT ANY OTHER FRIEND OR FAMILY MEMBER BUT, IN FACT, ONE JOHN EGBERT!

So, in front of the judge and everyone else presiding in this court, I do declare: You did not deny the John-Loving! In fact, you were more preoccupied with his image of you and the problems the Fuck Hat interacts with that! I rest my case.

TG: okay but counterpoint

TG: the first half of the ask mentioned john right

TG: and every single anon has been trying to say that im into him or some shit

TG: can you really blame me for thinking of him first

[hom3stuck-d41ly]

John: Answer chums.

TT: I'm working on the bathroom. TT: But we are running low on Build Grist. EB: oh man who cares about the bathroom, now there's a meteor heading for my house!!! TT: I see. TT: Do you suppose it has anything to do with the game? EB: i don't know, maybe! what do i do! TT: I think it's very likely. TT: The walkthroughs vaguely suggest an impending threat before they end. TT: The already poorly constructed sentences become even more curt and ambiguous. TT: As if written hastily and with a sense of alarm. TT: Actually, their dedication to updating the walkthrough under such circumstances is admirable. EB: wow, FASCINATING. EB: ?????? TT: If the meteor is a game construct, I think the only thing to do is to proceed, and try to solve the dilemma on the game's terms. TT: Try using the lathe. TT: It says you can use the card on it, but isn't more specific than that. EB: ok i'll do that. TT: Really, it is a labor to read this drivel. TT: If I read any more my brain will need to be spoon-fed from a jar. TT: While it blows spit bubbles in a highchair. TT: I think I will write my own walkthrough. TT: That is, after we make sure you don't die.

-- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 17:34 --

TG: i heard you got the box TG: i hope you appreciate my heroic fatherly perseverance in getting it to you TG: in my rough and tumble dirty wifebeaterly sort of way TG: also i hope you appreciate how many no-talent douches had their mitts on that bunny before you TG: its like a grubby baton in some huge douchebag marathon TG: hey where are you EB: oh man, the bunny was awesome, but i don't have time to talk, i'm playing sburb and it's kind of a nightmare. EB: TT is breaking everything in my house. TG: dude i told you to steer clear of that game TG: and for that matter you should probably wash your hands of flighty broads and their snarky horseshit altogether EB: and now there's a meteor coming, and i'm not even joking about that!!! EB: it's like a big asteroid or comet or something. EB: in the sky. EB: heading right for my house!!!!!!!! TG: oh man TG: how big is it EB: i dunno. EB: big, i guess. EB: i gotta go! EB: we'll talk later if i am still alive and the earth isn't blown up. TG: like the size of texas TG: or just rhode island TG: theyre always throwing around these geographical comparisons to give us a sense of scale like it really means anything to us TG: but its like it doesnt matter its always just like: WOW THATS PRETTY FUCKING BIG TG: like mr president theres a meteor coming sir. oh yeah, how big is it? its the size of texas sir TG: OH SHIT TG: or, how big is it? its the size of new york city sir TG: OH SHIT TG: sir im afraid the comet is the size of your moms dick TG: OH SNAP TG: sir are you familiar with jupiter TG: you mean like the planet? TG: yeah TG: well its that big sir TG: hmm that sounds pretty big TG: i have a question TG: is it jupiter? TG: yes sir, earth is literally under seige by planet fucking jupiter TG: OH SHIT TG: anyway later

> John: Use pre-punched card on totem lathe.

[pesterloglog]

Rose Lalonde, John Egbert, Dave Strider

Act 1, page 204

TT: I'm working on the bathroom.

TT: But we are running low on Build Grist.

EB: oh man who cares about the bathroom, now there's a meteor heading for my house!!!

TT: I see.

TT: Do you suppose it has anything to do with the game?

EB: i don't know, maybe! what do i do!

TT: I think it's very likely.

TT: The walkthroughs vaguely suggest an impending threat before they end.

TT: The already poorly constructed sentences become even more curt and ambiguous.

TT: As if written hastily and with a sense of alarm.

TT: Actually, their dedication to updating the walkthrough under such circumstances is admirable.

EB: wow, FASCINATING.

EB: ??????

TT: If the meteor is a game construct, I think the only thing to do is to proceed, and try to solve the dilemma on the game's terms.

TT: Try using the lathe.

TT: It says you can use the card on it, but isn't more specific than that.

EB: ok i'll do that.

TT: Really, it is a labor to read this drivel.

TT: If I read any more my brain will need to be spoon-fed from a jar.

TT: While it blows spit bubbles in a highchair.

TT: I think I will write my own walkthrough.

TT: That is, after we make sure you don't die.

-- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 17:34 --

TG: i heard you got the box

TG: i hope you appreciate my heroic fatherly perseverance in getting it to you

TG: in my rough and tumble dirty wifebeaterly sort of way

TG: also i hope you appreciate how many no-talent douches had their mitts on that bunny before you

TG: its like a grubby baton in some huge douchebag marathon

TG: hey where are you

EB: oh man, the bunny was awesome, but i don't have time to talk, i'm playing sburb and it's kind of a nightmare.

EB: TT is breaking everything in my house.

TG: dude i told you to steer clear of that game

TG: and for that matter you should probably wash your hands of flighty broads and their snarky horseshit altogether

EB: and now there's a meteor coming, and i'm not even joking about that!!!

EB: it's like a big asteroid or comet or something.

EB: in the sky.

EB: heading right for my house!!!!!!!!

TG: oh man

TG: how big is it

EB: i dunno.

EB: big, i guess.

EB: i gotta go!

EB: we'll talk later if i am still alive and the earth isn't blown up.

TG: like the size of texas

TG: or just rhode island

TG: theyre always throwing around these geographical comparisons to give us a sense of scale like it really means anything to us

TG: but its like it doesnt matter its always just like: WOW THATS PRETTY FUCKING BIG

TG: like mr president theres a meteor coming sir. oh yeah, how big is it? its the size of texas sir

TG: OH SHIT

TG: or, how big is it? its the size of new york city sir

TG: OH SHIT

TG: sir im afraid the comet is the size of your moms dick

TG: OH SNAP

TG: sir are you familiar with jupiter

TG: you mean like the planet?

TG: yeah

TG: well its that big sir

TG: hmm that sounds pretty big

TG: i have a question

TG: is it jupiter?

TG: yes sir, earth is literally under seige by planet fucking jupiter

TG: OH SHIT

TG: anyway later

[whatdoesshedotothem]

Thursday 26 March 1835

7 ¾

12 ¼

no kiss very fine morning F44° at 8 50 - till 9 ½ read from page 227 to 254 end of ‘An inquiry into the nature of sleep and death, with a view to ascertain the more immediate causes of death, and the better regulation of the means of obviating them Republished by permission of the president and council of the Royal Society, from the philosophical transactions for 1827 - 29-31-33 and - 34. Being the concluding part of the author’s experimental Inquiry into the Laws of the vital Functions   By A.P.W. Philip, MD. F.R.S   L. & E. Fellow of the Royal colleges of physicians of London and Edinburgh etc. London Henry Renshaw, 356, Strand. 1824.   ‘London Bradbury and Evans, Whitefriars (Late. T. Davson)’ 1 vol. 8vo pp. 254.  - breakfast at 9 35 - to 10 ½ - a little while with my father - better this morning - off with A- to Halifax at 11 ½ down the old bank 5 minutes at the office of Messrs. P- and Adam (A- walked about while I was there) told Mr Adam merely to reply to Mr Mitchell’s note that he (M-) had set a price (on the lower George estate) they (Messrs. P- and A-) would not bid a price - said I suspected there was some tricking underhand work - Mr A- agreed with me and thought a Mr Holroyde or some such name a great builder was about making the purchase - A- and I then went to Whitley’s - some time where - Booth offered to pay back the 5 guineas paid to him 20 October last and by him paid to Longman and co. to be paid to Messrs. Pickford’s, waggons, for taking my carriage up to London but Pearce the coachmaker who has done up my carriage having paid Pickford £6+  I told Booth this should be settled on paying my coachmaker’s bill and I took the 5 guineas out in books - one pound’s worth for myself (Brown’s zoologist’s text book etc) and the remainder for A- (the encyclopaedia of geography complete and Sharon Turner’s sacred history of the world) - then to Nicholson’s shop to buy Nanroot muslin for child’s frock to be worked to give Lady VC- then returned by the Northgate - called at Battey’s the confectioner’s to congratulate him on having bought the adjoining cottage of Messrs. Bateman and co. - hoped B- would not sell his purchase to anyone but myself but glad he meant to keep it - he told me of Greenwood’s purchase -  he gave £380 - then in passing the Raff yard saw Greenwood - saw the great cedar of Libanus arrived a little while ago from Kampsall near Doncaster - congratulated him on his buying the property adjoining my sheep croft - for the cottages and field has given Mr Chamberlain £2100 and for the ½ the field on the other side winding lane £1100 a Mr Lister of Bradford has bought the bottom of that field down to the brook meaning to build a mill there - Greenwood shewed us over his purchase - said I would take it off his hands if he liked, and said I had just made the same offer to Batty - begged TG- not to sell to anyone but myself - he will not sell at all - but will do anything to accommodate me - all right - returned up the new bank - home at 2 20 a few minutes with my aunt - had wished her many happy return of the day just before going to Halifax and now brought her some little buns from Batty’s - she is 70 today - from 2 ½ to 4 A- and I sat looking over Washington and Arnold’s plan of Halifax - planning new streets etc - I went out again at 4 5 - 1 10 hour with Charles H- in the workshop talking about coal and Mr Rawson’s engine on the top of the hill - his pit is 120 yards and at this depth his 2 engines are set, and his galloway-gate commences, which, after going about 200 yards long towards the checker, divides into 2 branches, one leading to the bottom of the old bank, the other to Swan banks - the engines pump the water from the depth they do pump it but that depth what it may - into the level commencing at the 120 yards pit bottom and running out just below Thief bridge - Charles H- reckons that 6 yards of level is lost for every 10 yards breadth of coal-bed - .:. as many times 6 yards yards depth as R-‘s engine pumps up the water, so many times or 100 yards breadth of coal can R- get - But he can pump whatever depth he has power for - then if he pumps 42 yards he can get by it 7x100 breadth of coal = 700 yards breadth from his Engine pit which will take in the whole of Mr. Samuel Hall’s coal - they say they can loose down as far as Brook foot - yes! if they have power to pump up from so great a depth as this would require - they are now driving in Sandstone going to spend their level in the coal - I understood John Mann they had only 25 yards of level to spend (vid.               ) i.e. 25 yards to pump - [but] 25/6 = 4 1/6 .:.  they can only get a breadth of 400 + 100/6 or not 420 yards breadth of coal - from 5 ¼ to 6 ¼ with Pickells and his brother Nathan doing up the wall that had fallen in Jonathan Mallinson’s field near Breakneck and setting out bit of new Brook course - dinner at 6 ½ - ½ hour with my father and Marian - the former better tonight - coffee at 7 40 sat downstairs talking till 9 - I suggested a plan for a private school in Lightcliffe to be called the Cliff Hill school - then looking over books come tonight from Whitley’s - ½ hour with my aunt till 10 20 then wrote all but the 1st 11 lines of today till 11 5 at which hour F49° very fine day -

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30 Rock: A Trip Through Jenna Maroney’s Wildly Absurd Backstory

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Forget Jay Gatsby, Forrest Gump, and Fievel Mouskewitz, no fictional character so thoroughly embodies the American dream as Jenna Maroney. Conceived on a toilet, born on a kerb, and raised in a swamp, Maroney flew to fame and fortune on a rocket built from desperation and a pathological need for attention (why should babies get all the fuss? They’re not the only ones who can fit both feet in their mouths). 

Born Ystrepa Grokovitz to parents Verner and Werner, and brought up in Toilet Cove Swamp, Jenna was a natural performer from a young age, gracing many a Florida child pageant stage and at Christmas, regaling mall staff with carols to distract from her mother’s shoplifting. She boasts a seventh grade education and a diploma from the Royal Tampa Academy of Dramatic Tricks, at which she majored in game show pointing and theatre superstitions. It all changed for Ystrepa when she met roommate and best friend Elizabeth Lemon, future head writer on NBC late-night comedy sketch show TGS – which brought us such greats as Gaybraham Lincoln and Fart Doctor. 

Actor announcement! The character of TGS star Jenna Maroney was originally Jenna DeCarlo, a part Tina Fey wrote for her Second City and SNL co-star Rachel Dratch, who played Jenna in 30 Rock’s unaired pilot (see below) before being unceremoniously replaced by NBC execs. Dratch went on to multiple appearances in various character roles in the show’s early days.

Back to this timeline. At 29 years old (cough), Maroney has built some career. Not only a comedic sketch performer, she’s also a serious dramatic actor with roles ranging from murdered prom queen to murdered runaway to murdered sex worker to werewolf (various). A talented singer, she’s enjoyed international pop success with hits including ‘Muffin Top’, the theme song from musical ‘Rural Juror’ based on the novel by Kevin Grisham, and, who could forget summer jam ‘Balls’. Her vocal stylings can also be enjoyed in such classics as ‘Break Another Little Chunk of my Lung’ in her lead performance in unlicensed Janis Joplin biopic ‘Jackie Jormp-Jomp’.

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So high-maintenance she makes Miss Piggy look reasonable and down-to-earth, Jenna’s meltdowns are as regular as her name drops. She loves to be wanted, and is, by the Yakuza. Jenna’s Hollywood lifestyle brings her into contact with many a famous face, towards all of whom she is fiercely competitive and extremely vindictive. She has multiple running feuds with US tween stars, for whose recently-out-of-rehab mothers she is regularly mistaken at awards ceremonies. 

In the cut-throat world of entertainment, Jenna is a survivor. (Literally. She watched her entire church group get eaten by a bear.) That survival is rooted in her unfailing self-belief and deep psychological damage. Vice President of East Coast Television and Microwave Oven Programming Jack Donaghy describes her as an unceasing onslaught of dysfunction, while she’s proud to have been declared “unfixable” by TV’s Dr Drew. All of which led to a major career boost when she channelled her total lack of conscience into becoming the mean judge on reality talent show America’s Kidz Got Singing.

Less America’s sweetheart, more its slutty cousin, Jenna’s a multi-hyphenate with a colourful dating history and a weird sex tape for every occasion. She’s not only on cam-a-rah talent, but also the face of the vaginal mesh industry and briefly, was the spokesmodel for Enormé (America’s number one fragrance for plus-sized women). All that, and she’s been writing a sex column for Cosmo. (Cosmo is her 14 year old neighbour. He doesn’t know anything). Few could live life at Jenna’s speed. But you know what they say: if you can’t stand the heat, get off Mickey Rourke’s sex grill.

Mr Rourke is just one notch of many on Jenna’s bedpost, alongside OJ, Roseanne Barr and Tom Arnold, two of the Backstreet Boys, Frank Rossitano and Dog the Bounty Hunter. A legendary international adventuress, Jenna Maroney walked so Alexis Rose from Schitt’s Creek could run… away from the Thai drug lord she’s bribing with sex to help her free Vin Diesel from a Ugandan diamond smuggler’s villa. 

Since the end of TGS, Jenna’s been a free woman – doubly so since the sheik who won her in that poker game was beheaded – and therefore able to devote her time to her marriage with gender dysmorphic bigenitalia pansexuelle and female-impersonator Paul, and her hobbies: getting turned on by car accidents, horse-electrocution, and Italian sex parties. From the wiggle in her walk to to the bullet lodged in her jaw, the woman’s an original. Charge your glasses and join us in a toast: She runs a tidy bakery, the boys all want her cake for free… everybody, to the monstrous Jenna Maroney!

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[youngsamberg]

30 Rock anon here. I finally finished it 😭After procrastinating for a few days because I didn't want it to end, I finally sat down and watched the last season in one night. Here are some of my many thoughts:

The finale was so good! I think it was a perfect way to end the show. Can't believe they confirmed Kenneth's immortality, that was so cool.

I'm gonna miss sitting down at my computer after a long day and seeing Liz come into Jack's office with one of her crazy problems...

Liz and Jack's relationship was so beautiful. They were so important in each other's lives. I think they completed each other, in a way. I cried so much watching the "Mrs. Donaghy" episode, when that HR guy was like "Is this the longest and most meaningful relationship of your lives?" 😭😭 They loved each other so much!

Jack was the guy who stayed, when Floyd, Dennis and everyone else left! 😭

Their relationship reminds me of Leslie and Ron's, but at the same time, it feels very different.

I did kinda hope that they would get together, but I respect the writers' decision not to have that happen.

Besides, Liz and Criss were lovely together. I was very happy to see an actor from Enchanted, which is one of my favourite movies, play such an important role. Criss was so sweet and he loved Liz very much.

The episode where Liz and Criss got their kids was so emotional. When Jenna and Tracy stood up on that stage and quit, I cried. After all of this time, they finally did something selfless by helping Liz let go of TGS. And then, Liz got to the airport and her kids were little versions of Jenna and Tracy! My heart!

Jane Krakowski is an amazing actress, and I'm thinking of giving Kimmy Schmidt another chance just for her. I legit think I'm in love with her.

Kenneth was so precious and weird, and I loved his arc. I'm also really happy that the characters paid for mistreating him all of those years.

The show was, unfortunately, really problematic and that did sour my viewing experience. I took offense to many, many things. The racism, the poor representation of trans people, the whole arc with Frank's teacher... Yikes.

There's also Elisa's arc, which was offensive in its own right and really makes me appreciate that, only a few years later, we got a show with two well-written, non-stereotypical Latina women, Rosa and Amy. The difference between these depictions of Latinx characters is enormous.

I can definitely see similarities between the comedy in 30 Rock and the comedy in Kimmy Schmidt. It was very wacky, and the episodes were very hectic. Not in a bad way, there was just a lot happening at the same time and there were a lot of things that required me to suspend my disbelief a lot.

I can also see the similarity between the show and the SNL sketches from Tina's time on the show. When I'm watching an older sketch, I can easily imagine that it's happening in the 30 Rock universe.

I loved the many cameos, especially Jen Aniston's and Kelsey Grammar's (I hope I'm spelling his name right).

I also really, REALLY loved the live episodes. They were such a treat.

I watched the reunion episode and... Ugh. It wasn't very good, in my opinion. It wasn't like, the worst, but it was painfully obvious that it was a commercial for NBC's streaming platform. And seeing all of those actors pretend that Kenneth is the president of NBC felt really weird. But it did have some funny moments.

And there we go. Thanks for listening to my thoughts about the show!

WOWOWOWOW okay yes the show does have problematic moments but if you look past those and see the comedy and the characters and the story for what they are then it’s such a great show!!!! it’ll always be one of my favorite shows of all time despite it’s flaws and that’s why i love it!!! and i’m glad you loved it too!!!!!!

[bukbot]

m1nt-cream: PRETTY HECKING BIG TG: like mr president theres a SUPER OLD vid of me anytime soon.

feathers-scales-and-tails: HECKING BIG TG: like mr president theres a spider.

[macklives]

session 9 discussion

i just need to discuss some things before i continue on with this session (since im like losing my marbles if i dont type SOMETHING down) but im not finished, dont worry! we’ve just done about 20 pages and i expect to probably finish in another 20. or around there. this one is long, as i said.

so TG is by far my favourite person to interact with. i love TT with all my heart, but TG is so funny. i just love reading his rants. especially the “mr president, earth is literally under siege by planet fucking jupiter”. he’s the dopest man to live. honestly, all three of them are my favourites but for various reasons. TG is the funniest to talk to, as i mentioned. TT? mainly bc i love women and i love her and then john is just a precious wholesome lad.

anyways, these characters LITERALLY only talk through text alone, but there’s so much personality in it??? like you can tell exactly who they are as a person and you don’t even have to see them do shit or even see what they look like to understand them. which is amazing. takes a good writer to do that. so props to the author, man. on that note, i also love the friendships. like the one between GG and john was precious even if it was for a few seconds. i hope she’s okay tho, as there was an explosion in the last session. TT and john is just snark upon snark but in the cute way?? and with TG and john, well, it usually just ends up in TG ranting to himself about whatever the fuck is on his mind which im perfectly fine with bc thats all i need in my life.

anyways! meteors! what!

end of the world is here, and even if i knew it was coming, im still stressed bc now i have no idea what to expect!!! and im not too sure this kernelsprite will help? but im guessing john has to do something with it in order to take away that meteor.

but the characters seem so chill tho. the end of the world? doesn’t bother them. the kernelsprite’s maybe THE MOST stressed about it lol. john? mildly, but he got over it with that high five. TG? a mess and trying to distance himself from the game. TT? focused on making her own guide now so meteors can wait.

anyways, this was just to give me a little break before continuing on. i am okay and will now i continue on with session 9! 

the rest will be tagged as 9.5, as i do not want session 9 to be a long scroll through... so i stuck it on “hs9.5″!!

[insomniac-reviews]

Nightmare High

P: When a new teacher arrives, students' dreams begin to come true. Ye-rim, the class president, has to solve the bizarre and scary mystery before it's too late.

TG: It has a really cool concept.  Even though it fails to stand up to it.  Kang Ye Rim is a relatable protagonist as she struggles with being herself over fitting in.  Seo Sang Woo was my favorite.  He’s really funny and sweet.  There relationship is also enjoyable though I wish they had gotten together in the end.  The students struggle with real problems which makes their stories more approachable.

TB: It’s really short.  The longest episode is 20 minutes long and it’s only 12 episodes.  It is also very formulaic.  It never gets spooky enough for me.  Also most of the characters are never fully developed.  The ending was very predictable and under whelming.  Also after the credits in the last episode there is a second ending where we discover another student made a deal with Mr. Han and it made me sad.

HIWFI:  If they had made the episodes a little longer and given the characters time to fully develop the story would have been more engaging.  I would have also liked to understand Mr. Han better.  Who he was and why he was doing everything.  Was he evil or good?

FF: I liked that it was 6 interconnecting stories.  Each one lasting two episodes with Kim Ye Rim and Seo Sang Woo’s investigation tying them all together.  I wish we had more info on Mr. Han and what he wanted from the students.  It’s a good watch if you want something quick and easy.  It has fun characters and an interesting plot.

3/5

The stories deal with bulling, suicide, and self image.  If these things upset you then skip it.

[gkingmusik]

Kizz Daniel and Tekno - Buga official video

Kizz Daniel and Tekno – Buga official video

After weeks of anticipation, Kizz Daniel and Tekno have dropped the visuals for their smash hit ‘Buga.’ The video which was short by trending Video Director TG Omori also featured comedian Mr. Funny (aka Sabinus). Since its release, ‘Buga’ has enjoyed massive success spending multiple weeks at the number one spot on TurnTable Top 50 and even got the Liberian President participating in the…

[247deadlock]

#101701

THIS JUST IN: @247xbora, @247hanbyeol

Such a crime of passion, it seems our Musgravite found herself in the role of both Monica Lewinski and Linda Tripp. Poor mr. President, you really can't trust anyone these days, not even the girl who professes to be in love with you.

- Anonymous

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#1: Idk why he even likes her. he deserves better tbh.

[whatdoesshedotothem]

Thursday 26 March 1835: SH:7/ML/E/18/0008

7 ¾

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No kiss

. very fine morning F44° at 8 50 - till 9 ½ read from page 227 to 254 end of ‘An inquiry into the nature of sleep and death, with a view to ascertain the more immediate causes of death, and the better regulation of the means of obviating them  Republished by permission of the president and council of the Royal Society, from the philosophical transactions for 1827 - 29-31-33 and - 34. Being the concluding part of the author’s experimental Inquiry into the Laws of the vital Functions   By A.P.W. Philip, MD. F.R.S   L. & E. Fellow of the Royal colleges of physicians of London and Edinburgh etc. London Henry Renshaw, 356, Strand. 1824.   ‘London Bradbury and Evans, Whitefriars (Late. T. Davson)’ 1 vol. 8vo pp. 254.  - breakfast at 9 35 - to 10 ½ - a little while with my father - better this morning - off with A- to Halifax at 11 ½ down the old bank 5 minutes at the office of Messrs. P- and Adam (A- walked about while I was there) told Mr Adam merely to reply to Mr Mitchell’s note that he (M-) had set a price (on the lower George estate) they (Messrs. P- and A-) would not bid a price - said I suspected there was some tricking underhand work - Mr A- agreed with me and thought a Mr Holroyde or some such name a great builder was about making the purchase - A- and I then went to Whitley’s - some time where - Booth offered to pay back the 5 guineas paid to him 20 October last and by him paid to Longman and c° to be paid to Messrs. Pickford’s, waggons, for taking my carriage up to London but Pearce the coachmaker who has done up my carriage having paid Pickford £6+  I told Booth this should be settled on paying my coachmaker’s bill and I took the 5 guineas out in books - one pound’s worth for myself (Brown’s zoologist’s text book etc) and the remainder for A- (the encyclopaedia of geography complete and Sharon Turner’s sacred history of the world) - then to Nicholson’s shop to buy Nanroot muslin for child’s frock to be worked to give Lady VC- then returned by the Northgate - called at Battey’s the confectioner’s to congratulate him on having bought the adjoining cottage of Messrs. Bateman and c° - hoped B- would not sell his purchase to anyone but myself but glad he meant to keep it - he told me of Greenwood’s purchase -  he gave £380 - then in passing the Raff yard saw Greenwood - saw the great cedar of Libanus arrived a little while ago from Kampsall near Doncaster - congratulated him on his buying the property adjoining my sheep croft - for the cottages and field has given Mr Chamberlain £2100 and for the ½ the field on the other side winding lane £1100 a Mr Lister of Bradford has bought the bottom of that field down to the brook meaning to build a mill there - Greenwood shewed us over his purchase - said I would take it off his hands if he liked, and said I had just made the same offer to Batty - begged TG- not to sell to anyone but myself - he will not sell at all - but will do anything to accommodate me - all right - returned up the new bank - home at 2 20 a few minutes with my aunt - had wished her many happy return of the day just before going to Halifax and now brought her some little buns from Batty’s - she is 70 today - from 2 ½ to 4 A- and I sat looking over Washington and Arnold’s plan of Halifax - planning new streets etc - I went out again at 4 5 - 1 10 hour with Charles H- in the workshop talking about coal and Mr Rawson’s engine on the top of the hill - his pit is 120 yards and at this depth his 2 engines are set, and his galloway-gate commences, which, after going about 200 yards long towards the checker, divides into 2 branches, one leading to the bottom of the old bank, the other to Swan banks - the engines pump the water from the depth they do pump it but that depth what it may - into the level commencing at the 120 yards pit bottom and running out just below Thief bridge - Charles H- reckons that 6 yards of level is lost for every 10 yards breadth of coal-bed - .:. as many times 6 yards yards depth as R-‘s engine pumps up the water, so many times or 100 yards breadth of coal can R- get - But he can pump whatever depth he has power for - then if he pumps 42 yards he can get by it 7x100 breadth of coal = 700 yards breadth from his Engine pit which will take in the whole of Mr. Samuel Hall’s coal - they say they can loose down as far as Brook foot - yes! if they have power to pump up from so great a depth as this would require - they are now driving in Sandstone going to spend their level in the coal - I understood John Mann they had only 25 yards of level to spend (vid.               ) i.e. 25 yards to pump - [but] 25/6 = 4 1/6 .:.  they can only get a breadth of 400 + 100/6 or not 420 yards breadth of coal - from 5 ¼ to 6 ¼ with Pickells and his brother Nathan doing up the wall that had fallen in Jonathan Mallinson’s field near Breakneck and setting out bit of new Brook course - dinner at 6 ½ - ½ hour with my father and Marian - the former better tonight - coffee at 7 40 sat downstairs talking till 9 - I suggested a plan for a private school in Lightcliffe to be called the Cliff Hill school - then looking over books come tonight from Whitley’s - ½ hour with my aunt till 10 20 then wrote all but the 1

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GC: D4V3 G3T UP 

TG: no fizzle that TG, niggaz, better recognize: im a liznie mah ass right dizzown H-to-tha-izzere fo` a while chillin' slightly less coo' than i mizzy myself out ta be ordinizzle 

GC: YIZZAY M-TO-THA-IZZUST ST4ND T4LL, ONLIZZLE 4 TRU3 HIZZY COULD PULL OFF SIZZY 4N 4CRIZZLE FUCK1NG P1ROU3TT3 OFF OF TH4T H4NDL3 > now pass the glock:] 

TG: T-H-to-tha-izzat be basically W-H-to-tha-izzat i jizzle did isnt it 

GC: You gotta check dis shit out yo. Y3S 

TG so i can get mah pimp on: thats what im do'n here im mak'n a P-to-tha-izzoint of makin every shawty th'n takes plizzle whiznat was once mentioned 'n pass'n no crazy ass nigga how seemingly trivial or pizzles TG: Drop it like its hot. T-H-to-tha-izzats hiznow all tha best adventures git strizzung pimp TG: yizzou havent heard me bleat liznike a goat fo` ironically humorous purposes yet H-to-tha-izzave yiznou 

GC: NO!!! >:o 

TG: T-H-to-tha-izzat was sum-m sum-m T-H-to-tha-izzat was mentioned at some P-to-tha-izzoint by somizzle i forget whizzle or wizzy TG: i bet you be on goddamn pins n needles wait'n fo` that arent you 

GC: 4R3 YIZZOU 4BOUT TA BL34T L1K3 4N 34RTH GO4T, D4V3 but real niggaz don't give a fuck? 

TG: no TG: fuck T-H-to-tha-izzat 

GC: >:[ GC: TH3N W1LL YIZZY 4T L34ST G3T UP? Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house.? 

TG: no TG fo' sho': fizzay you TG: go away 

GC: 4UGH GC: WHY DO 1 DO TH1S TA MYS3LF 

TG: what 

GC: Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. SUBJ3CT MYS3LF TA TH3 MOODY NIZZY3 OF CURMUDG3IZZLE C4NDY BLIZZAY FIZZLE! 

TG so you betta run and grab yo glock: i dizzay TG: why be yizzou even perpetratin' ta me anyway TG aww nah: aside from tha fact thizzat several hours from now yizzou apparizzle forgizzle i dont nee' consolatizzle n oughta be lizzy alone 

GC so bow down to the bow wow! M4YB3 1T JUST SO H4PP3NS TH4T FO` ONC3 TH1S 1SNT 4BOUT YIZZY! I thought i told ya, nigga I'm a soldier. GC: M4YB3 1 4M TH3 ON3 WHO N33DS SOM3 H3LP, H4S TH4T OCCURR3D TA YIZZLE, MR CIZNOOLK1D??? 

TG: Real niggas recognize the realness. oh 

GC: Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. 4NYW4Y, 1 R3M3MB3R NOW GC cuz its a pimp thang: SORRIZZLE, 3V3RYON3 W3NT K1ND OF SH1TH1V3 H3R3, 4ND 1 GOTS B1TT3N 1 TH1NK, 4ND 1 K1ND OF FORGOT WH3R3 1 L3FT OFF W1TH YIZZAY 

TG: bitten TG ya dig? W-H-to-tha-izzat 

GC: BIZNUT 1 R3M3MB3R WH3R3 TH1S 4LL F1TS 1NTO TH3 CHRONOLOGY, YIZZAY W1TH YO' BRO H3R3 GC: TH1S W4S JUST B3FOR3 YOU B3GG3D M3 TA F1N4LLIZZLE SHIZNOW YOU HOW TA R34CH GOD T13R GC fo yo bitch ass: SO 1 D1D GC n we out! 4ND TH3N YOU GOTS M4D 4T M3 GC: SO YOU D3C1D3D TA GO DO YO' OWN TH1NG FO` 4 WH1L3 GC: 4ND S1NC3 TH3N 1 H4V3 B33N UP TA MAH PO1NTY L1TTL3 NIZZUBS 1N SUSP3NS3, 1NTR1GU3, 4ND B3TR4Y4L! 

TG: thizzat sure sizzay like a dumb way ta sizzy a th'n TG: almost egbertizzle 'n elizzle stupidity TG: tha t 'n egbertian is soft like shhhhh 

GC: H3H3H3 OH 

TG: wizzy would i git buggin' at you  

GC so bow down to the bow wow! OH, YIZNOULL S33 >:P 

TG: ok TG: but Y-to-tha-izzeah i guess its 'bout time you showed me whizzle up wit mah allegedly futile gizzy tierification TG: how lizzong ago was it thizzle you did yo' coin flip rhymin' i dont evizzle shot calla TG: i wizzas gett'n sizzle you wizzy just cruisin' me n had no intentizzle of eva mention'n it agizzle 

GC: UNFORTUN4T3LY, NO! GC: M4YB3 1 SHOULD T4K3 TH3 OPPORTIZZLE TA 4POLOG1Z3 1N 4DV4NC3 >:[ 

TG: I'm a mutha fuckin 2-time felon. fo` what 

GC: HMM GC: They call me tha black folks president. 1 DONT TH1NK 1T W1LL B3 CONSTRUCT1V3 TA GO 1NIZZY 1T B3FOR3 1T H4PP3NS 

TG: before what happizzles TG: yiznou mizzean gizzy frontin' TG: does sum-m sum-m go wrong 

GC: I'm a mutha fuckin 2-time felon. 3V3RYTH1NG GO3S 4CCORD1NG TA PL4N! GC: BUT TH4T 1S 4LL 1 W1LL S4IZZY GC: R3M3MB3R, TH1S CONV3RS4T1ON 1S K1ND OF NOT SUPPOS3D TA B3 4BOUT YOU, 1 KNOW TH3 1D34 1S UNPR3C3D3NT3D 

TG: thats practically unthinkizzle 

GC: 1 KNIZZLE >:p 

TG: Anotha dogg house production. bizzle i mizzy ok we ciznan T-to-tha-izzalk 'bout yizzour T-R-to-tha-izzoll problem bizzut dis be pretty important here TG: tha giznod tia th'n n whetha i can actually do it or not TG keep'n it real yo: it might be kind of hizzay ta tell on account of me chill'n fizzace down on tha pavement n also coz downplaying feelizzles be tha chiznief rule of coo' but im pretty pisze' 'bout this TG: Chill as I take you on a trip. which be wizneird 

GC: 1TS W31RD TA F33L M4D? Slap your mutha fuckin self. GC: 4R3 YOU TIZZOO COO' FO` TH4T TOO?? 

TG: no its not weird ta be buggin' its jizzust wizzy it fizzeels like im tha only one who be TG: n tha onlizzle one even contemplat'n tak'n jack on TG: evizzle amizzle yo' griznoup of irate gnash'n shitheezees 

GC: H3Y! 

TG: what 

GC: Hollaz to the East Side. 4CTU4LLIZZLE, YOUR3 R1GHT GC: TIZZAY OUT W3 R34LLY DO H4V3 4 LOT OF SH1TH34DS H3R3 > so you betta run and grab yo glock:[ GC: 4ND 4LSIZZAY 4S 1T H4PP3NS TH3 WORST ON3 1S TH3 ON3 WHIZZAY H4PP3NS TA B3 PL4NN1NG TA T4K3 H1M ON! 

TG: well ok TG: n that would be a bitchin line ta switch tha subjizzle to start talkin 'bout yo' complicated problems but i kizzinda wasnt done 

GC: F111N3 GC: BUT FO` SIZZLE3 WHIZNO JIZZY TOLD M3 TA FUCK OFF YIZZOU 4R3 SIZZUR3 B3ND1NG MAH 34R SUDD3NLY >:] 

TG: Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. but ok i mizzy isnt that W-H-to-tha-izzat heroes should be do'n TG: Real niggas recognize the realness. work'n ta takes dizzay tha bad homey witout a whiznole lot of dis fuckizzle grandiloquence and theze huge sweep'n plizzle that gots nothin ta do wit cruisin' him TG doggystyle: liznike always bid'n our time n tiptoe'n around tha unbizzle giznod B-to-tha-izzoss TG: johns tizzay funky ass ta git buggin' TG cuz its a G thang: roze spends all ha tizzy calculat'n TG wit da big Bo$$ Dogg: too focuze' on machiavellian plizzay of sabotage ta trizzy anyth'n drastic TG cuz its a G thang: jade be TG if you gots a paper stack: i dizzy even know TG: probably more a liability if she gots it 'n ha head ta takes him down TG: if rhymin' id bizzay shizzle just needs protection 

GC in tha mutha fuckin club: WH4T 4R3 YIZZY S4Y1NG H3R3 D4V3, 1N TH1S CONV3RS4T1ON TH4T 1S ST1LL B31NG 4BOUT YOU 

TG: im J-to-tha-izzust wonder'n TG: when does someone actizzle step up TG: J-to-tha-izzacks gots shit ta pizzle fo` 

GC: I thought i told ya, nigga I'm a soldier. 1F TH4T 1S HOW YIZZAY F33L GC: Real niggas recognize the realness. TH3N 1 TH1NK OUR TWO PROBL3MS 4R3 NOT R34LLY D1FF3R3NT GC: W3 4R3 BOTH PR3S3NTLIZZAY CONC3RN3D W1TH JUST1C3 

TG: yizzy i giznuess TG: i guess it hizzy bizzay on mah miznind TG: mizzay i am suppoze' ta be a hero n rize ta tha occasion coz there S-to-tha-izzeems ta be dis shawty persistent vizzoice 'n mah head nagg'n me about it TG: saggin' someones gotta piznay TG: n its hard fo` me to disagree 

GC: TH3N 1T CIZNOULD M34N ON3 OF TWO TH1NGS GC: OR BOTH OF TH3 TWIZNO TH1NGS, L1K3 1T D1D FOR M3 >: Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'.] 

TG: what th'n 

GC: Nigga get shut up or get wet up. 1T C-TO-THA-IZZOULD M34N TH4T TH3 4G3NT P-R-3-S-3-N-T-L-TO-THA-IZZY 1NFLIZZLE YIZNOU 1S... GC: 4 CONSC13NC3 GC: Chill as I take you on a trip. 4ND/OR GC: 4N 3X1L3

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[sigyncandance]

How big is it?

TG: i heard you got the box

TG: i hope you appreciate my heroic fatherly perseverance in getting it to you

TG: in my rough and tumble dirty wifebeaterly sort of way

TG: also i hope you appreciate how many no-talent douches had their mitts on that bunny before you

TG: its like a grubby baton in some huge douchebag marathon

TG: hey where are you

EB: oh man, the bunny was awesome, but i don't have time to talk, i'm playing sburb and it's kind of a nightmare.

EB: TT is breaking everything in my house.

TG: dude i told you to steer clear of that game

TG: and for that matter you should probably wash your hands of flighty broads and their snarky horseshit altogether

EB: and now there's a meteor coming, and i'm not even joking about that!!!

EB: it's like a big asteroid or comet or something.

EB: in the sky.

EB: heading right for my house!!!!!!!!

TG: oh man

TG: how big is it

EB: i dunno.

EB: big, i guess.

EB: i gotta go!

EB: we'll talk later if i am still alive and the earth isn't blown up.

TG: like the size of texas

TG: or just rhode island

TG: theyre always throwing around these geographical comparisons to give us a sense of scale like it really means anything to us

TG: but its like it doesnt matter its always just like: WOW THATS PRETTY FUCKING BIG

TG: like mr president theres a meteor coming sir. oh yeah, how big is it? its the size of texas sir

TG: OH SHIT

TG: or, how big is it? its the size of new york city sir

TG: OH SHIT

TG: sir im afraid the comet is the size of your moms dick

TG: OH SNAP

TG: sir are you familiar with jupiter

TG: you mean like the planet?

TG: yeah

TG: well its that big sir

TG: hmm that sounds pretty big

TG: i have a question

TG: is it jupiter?

TG: yes sir, earth is literally under seige by planet fucking jupiter

TG: OH SHIT

TG: anyway later

[bukbot]

TG: like mr president theres a meteor.

Hospital, and there’s poison ivy so it’s a good place to stand.