#tfw you contract homophobia from the reaper's barge

[bazkrekkerbrokemyshin]

six of crows modern high school chatfic! jordie lives!!!

i'm starting this because i need more of kaz fulfilling his annoying little brother role :]

check out what i have for the characters so far, below the cut (age, username, pronouns, facts, etc.)

masterlist

Kaz Brekker - Dirtyhands

17, Any Pronouns (bro does not give a shit) (agender) (just like me frfr)

Aromantic (I love projecting) and has zero interest in relationships. Non-SAM, by the way.

Did online school and graduated when he was 16. Works at the Crow Club.

People started calling him Dirtyhands because of the rumors that have gone around about his gloves and stuff. He goes with it because it builds his reputation as a spooky cryptid.

Has haphephobia from the Reaper’s Barge, despite Jordie living. Also not a fan of swimming, but that’s about the full extent of it.

BFFs with Jesper

Jordie Rietveld - Pigeon

21, He/Him (trans masc)

Sole legal guardian of Kaz; surrogate older brother to all.

Works mostly from home, but sometimes goes on business trips.

Kaz calls him Pigeon because he got plucked like one when they were children. At this point there’s no malice to it, just some friendly teasing.

Has thalassophobia from the Reaper’s Barge.

Nina Zenik - Corpsewitch

17 - She/They (queen)

Bisexual, dating Matthias.

Junior

Wants to be a funeral counselor and collects bones, so people started calling her Corpsewitch. She likes to think of it as a compliment.

BFFs with Inej

Matthias Helvar

18, He/Him (cis)

Sexuality? No comment. Dating Nina.

Senior

Doesn’t see the point in making up a fake name to text his friends. His real one will do just fine.

Jesper Fahey - Jes

17, He/Him (cis)

Bisexual, dating Wylan.

Junior

Kaz started calling him Jes when they got closer a few years ago, and it felt special getting a nickname from him. He kept it.

BFFs with Kaz

Inej Ghafa - Spider Queen

16, She/Her (nonbinary)

Lesbian (sorry Kanej shippers)

Junior

Known to be the greatest spider of them all, she sticks to walls and doesn’t make a sound. Some people know her as the Wraith, but Spider Queen has a nice ring to it.

BFFs with Nina

Wylan Van Eck - Sunshine

16, He/Him (cis)

Gay, dating Jesper.

Sophomore

Jesper called him Wylan Van Sunshine sarcastically a while ago because of his blunt attitude and (impressively) chaotic/violent ideas.