#tfp primes

[peace-hunter]

we're just oblivious to these demigods seeing our humble species.

YEAH already the autbots themselves are so very big and so very old that it's hard for the humans to wrap their mind around it, so very few can begin to understand what it means when optimus tells them his family is much, much older (and taller :/) than he or most of his friends

also i'm stuck with the mental image of one of their humans being completely in awe of the sheer size of the autobots, especially optimus, and saying something along the lines of "there must be little that can make you feel small, uh?" and optimus being like "you'd be surprised :|" because he's literally being used as armrest by solus as they speak

but you are absolutely right about them being so, so, so glad to see optimus bouncing back after losing cybertron, even if it involves squishy, weird looking tiny aliens. they're just grateful there's something that can make optimus smile agan even if it's not nearly the same as before

(and oh does it ache to know that even their before isn't really what optimus used to be. that they never got to know their youngest at his brightest, that they only met him when he'd already tasted death and betrayal and heartbreak)

they're especially relieved because they too are dealing with the fact that they couldn't save their world again. they too are grieving their planet and all the lives that were lost with it. they too are struggling to keep going after everything that happened.

and, perhaps not the worst of all but certainly the closest to heart, they failed optimus. they were supposed to guide him, to support him, to help him lead their world to a better future. and they failed.

they weren't enough then and they doubt they could be enough now

so when optimus latches onto a tiny, primitive, weird little species that nonetheless brings him a meassure of joy, they cannot help but be grateful at the unexpected lifeline they were granted.

they do kinda wish he could've chosen something less squishy. or delicate. they would even settle for a longer lifespan at least OTL

so what would the primes think of humans?

it kinda depends on who you ask but in general they find them just. very tiny. and squishy looking.

some like onyx and quintus find them kinda cute. others like prima and amalgamous think they're kinda ugly but in a cute way. liege just thinks they're plain ugly. he learns to appreciate them in his own way but he never stops finding them a little weird.

solus is impressed by how much things they can do and how much destruction they can create when they're so tiny and their technology so lacking. their tech is soooo primitive but she's making grabby hands at some of those explosives to see what they can do.

zeta is grateful solus cannot in fact get her hands on any of those explosives.

and megatronus is for once glad he's incorporeal. just the thought of how careful he would have to be to not step on them at all times stresses him out.

[melishade]

does a line of Dark Energon

AoP AU where it's not just Optimus who gets sent to Paradis, it's all his siblings. (yes, Solus & Megatronus are here too, no, the Allspark is still functional) Primus did a big oopsie. Cue sibling drama (Prima dealing with a guilty conscience over his List, but unable to articulate it, Megatronus being sad over stabbing Solus, Maximo being ostracized by his siblings over causing the above & him hiding how he feels with his own dickery) while Eren & Co have 12 new dads & a new mom.

Optimus: "How do 12 Primes not have one emotional braincell among them?' Prima: "I-" Megatronus: "That was your job, little brother. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some Marleyan military units to deal with in the Middle East."

This is some of the wackiest shit I've heard...gimme that dark energon.

I actually have brought up with @justawannabearchaeologist and @echoblaze5 lol

But I'm gonna tweek this crack idea for fun.

So Optimus and Megatron still end up in the AOT world like in AOP. However, Primus and Vector monitoring the situation and realizes that not much is changing and see the Rumbling still coming into play.

Primus to his disciples: ...Soooooo.....

Half of them: NO!

(They are not happy with Primus' decision to not let Optimus rest for once!)

The Primes, excluding Vector because he has to watch time unfold, get dropped off in the AOT world. It's a bit awkward to see 11 new titans with crazy appearances and abilities. No one knows what to say, but then:

Nexus: Wanna see what I can do?! Half of the Primes as Nexus falls backwards: No! NO! NO!

Nexus falls apart and splits into his five parts: Hello!

Connie faints in response.

The Primes then immediately spot a flabbergasted Optimus and half of them tackle him into a hug. Happy to see him. Optimus has to explain that they are the original Primes, getting visible reactions out of everyone there. I, of course, won't go into a whole story. This is crack, but I have a few notes:

-Pixis passes out at the sight of Solus.

-Quintus and Hanji immediately become friends, only to have them be separated from each other because of unethical experimentation they've been conducting. Hanji gave Quintus too many notes on Titans.

-Everyone, and I mean everyone, has issues with Alpha Trion and how he completely fucked over both Optimus and Megatron. Megatron is surprised that some of the Survey Corps are actually defending him against him.

-All the Primes are eyeing Eren with extreme caution because Vector has described him as a coin-toss in regards to future events. He either destroys or saves the world and it terrifies them.

-Megatronus does his best to not be involved. (RID2015 is non-canon and I liked the Aligned Megatronus better). He doesn't want to fight and does his best to refuse to help because he's afraid of making the same mistakes. He's also not happy with Megatron for tarnishing his name once again! He's already sabotaged himself once! C'mon! (That doesn't stop the Survey Corps from trying to talk to him)

-All the Primes want Megatron dead, especially Liege, because apparently Megatron was the one who graverobbed him and stole his arm.

Liege pulling out his dagger: An arm for an arm, fragger!

Megatron: You weren't even using it!

Liege: THEM'S FIGHTIN' WORDS!

Megatron gets stabbed a lot.

-Amalgamous scares everyone with how much he shapeshifts.

-The Survey Corps see how often the Primes argue and feel bad for Optimus. He's just the youngest sibling in a sea full of idiots that share only one braincell.

-Sasha enjoys Onyx Prime greatly.

Long story short, Marley is screwed. They can't counter divine intervention.

[darks-lair]

Young Prima warmup sketch

[dailymothanon]

After enough consideration of my own I have concluded the reason these two are the odd ones out because they are actually bugs that think in very different ways than everyone else 😌 it’s a sound assessment… must be why they just stare at things happening like you just lifted up a rock they, the insects, were under

[violetaquadelight]

From 0 to 1000+

A Transformers xover

[cloowwwwn]

Oh crap…guys…I think…I have a new hyperfixation..

[spophiearts]

LIVE MIKO REACTION❗❗

[lazy-veo]

I drew them base on G1 but in Ones design✍️

[keckleoid]

[f-ai-n]

It’s from that meme on twitter but 2024 version for me

[chymphaea]

I'm watching season 3 of TFP and they are animating the shit outta Starscream:

I know his pathetic ass took up all the budget.

[ukiyoebirds]

Dreadwing did not, in fact, understand the assignment.

Megatron is ringmaster of a clown circus and only Soundwave went to a professional clown college.

May need to click on the image for better resolution.

Joke workshopped with @krazycat6167

[oldrudshore]

The Archivist vs the Old Ass Man

(s02e20 / s02e08)

[darks-lair]

This year valentine's day special!

(Yay I finally finished something in time)

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This is one of my favourite pairs in transformers universe. Forever. (I also really like Onyx x Micronus and Liege x Quintus but shhh I already went to bed past midnight and still recovering from my zombie state)

Tumblr collectively decided that tall Solus is superior, and I am very happy to agree and support.

Megatronus is the little spoon. You can't change my mind. He may be able to lift entire buildings with his non-dominant hand, knock out most of his siblings in battle after only a few seconds and self-ignite when angry, but if you are giving him affection, he will melt into your arms instantly.

Also...curly hair wires? Maybe?

[arshis]

- - this bro struck me with his beauty 💟

[skelekerrry]

"Never seen Optimus laugh, cry or lose his cool" my ass. I have a theory why y'all haven't

Ain't no way he isn't doing ""venting missions"", my boy Optimus has always been a kind sensitive soul...he just doesn't want to demoralise the team, I refuse to believe he's a stranger to emotion