#tf2 JOAT

[meet-the-courier]

“It won’t hurt. Much.”

[OOC: Hi my silly couriers!]

@the-jack-class

Brodie: "Worth every dollar I think. Hope that helped!"

[sicc-nasti]

RED Courier - Ready to Kick Ass and Take Names! (with fraudulent intent) Based on mangahlo's original version But Courier-fied with Brodies wonderful voice actor, Trenton !

ft @mickmundane 's Jack of All Trades <3

[mickmundane]

Introducing a Class for the Multi-Classer - The Jack of All Trades

You know him, you love him--it's everybody's favorite everyman, the one-of-a-kind Wolfgang Stahl! This Jack of All Trades hails from the great state of Arizona, but don't get it twisted--he's no Phonecian. A veteran of war and a helping hand, this middle-aged man has climbed mountains great and small for work, and it seemed to him like TFI would be the next best place to be! At least, that's one half of the story.

Was his life stolen from him, or did a twisted reflection follow him down from that lonely mountain peak? What happens to the parts of yourself that you ignore, run from, and leave behind? The anger and grief that you sowed--not for the world, but for yourself--will come back to haunt you, face-to-face. It's only a matter of time. Keep your chin up, Stahl. We'll look out for each other.

[meetthejackofalltrades]

Fucking hell.

Have you seen my matches anywhere?

I can't find it and I already checked in our room.

💙📫 @meet-the-courier

"Haven't seen yours, but I have a spare here."

He strikes a match off the box, lighting it easily.

"You can, uh... Keep the box, if you'd like."

[tf2occontest]

ROUND 1 COMPETITOR MATCH-UP LIST

Seen below is our complete list of competitors and who they will be facing off against first! We encourage you to check out the versus art announcement as well. Usernames for each contestant are included in case competitors would like to communicate for mash-ups!

!! Clicking on the names of each matchup will take you to their poll!!

Flynn McKinney VS Maple Linwood/The Marksman

@/connicoxd & @/fishiiwasdrawing

The Bandit (Evan) VS THE HUNTER

@/evangelina830 & @/scozthewoz

The Cartographer VS “Splatter.” Or The Cleaner.

@/fratboycipher & @/awkward-writes-shit

Yorick Youngest VS PILOT (Viktor Lewis Lovelace)

@/god-mouths & @/karlmanly

The Trapper (Real name: Angel.) VS Alexandria Marie Pierre

@/vsc-art & @/hypernova-writes

Detective BLU Spy VS Nicole Whitman (The Craftsman)

@/hawki-doodles & @/krispygalaxy1018

Pages/Stickmann VS navyman's bane (navy for short)

@/cometthecoolest & @/scoutbot

Akari Tanaka/Aoki Aojima (aka: The Chef) VS The Reverend

@/mg-dango & @/coopster3d

Mathilda Vogal VS Isaac Shale / The Cyborg

@/stangeranfanficion & @/meet-the-cyborg/elliotbizarre

Vasya Pupkin VS Ned

@/leharpiste & @/moldforest

Matchstick VS {The observer} real name {Koa Leilani Lopez}

@/bennykinnie & @/yourfavoritecuntist

BLU Scout / Maxine Fox VS Miss Kimiko (the Instructor)

@/scorpiolight-madd & @/calsartisttrashbin

Trapper VS The Glider

@/transfrogwithcoolsocks/meet-the-trapper-tf2 & @/ruthytwoshakes

C.A.A.T VS The Jack of All Trades, Wolfgang Stahl! (Bundled with Bluey, BLU JOAT)

@/coquettesinclair & @/mickmundane

Dr. Valentina Rosa García, The RED Chemist VS Assassin/Carissa Eirwyn Artemisia

@/archerwolfposts & @/cherry-blxssxm-chaos

Reynold “Roy” Aiken - Class name: The Rascal VS The Barman (Thomas Armstrong)

@/thenumberonerascal & @/trypo-p

Hacker VS SUN! Spy

@/robertazombie & @/moss4ev3r

Elijah King & Egon; The Assistants VS The Escapist

@/gordonfreemanreal & @/waffleincorperation

Ivan “Volk” Katerzhnik VS Addison Pavone, Scout

@/lifenconcepts & @/theshelledonespods

Balloonimedic VS The Blade (class name) / Hemi LaBoh (real name)

@/jolluxiscool & @/bohemianette

Jack and Maya: The Jack Class VS The Deerhunter

@/msmoon-andmsmoon-and-the-cyberdemon & @/cervianthropy

Maria Humboldt VS The Therapist

@/ilovegayvampires & @/hazardtoons

Conrad VS Logan Fisher/ The Assassin

@/vixendoesstuffz/orangestrawberries & @/gnarlygoth

The Ammomancer VS Undertaker ( Martin )

@/catpixi & @/rubyshimmer0x

The Nightguard VS Muzzlemed / Meyer Stein

@/updogs-blog & @/shadyisabasicblog

The Archeologist VS THE BUTCHER!

@/the-depressed-comedic-relief & @/junkbrainz

Pierce / The Supplier VS The Renaissance Man

@/sharkk-fin & @/mnyehlike

The Wildcard (RWC/Red Wildcard: Kaito | BWC/Blue Wildcard: Haru) VS The Intern

@/ura-0m0te-lovers & @/queensqueercourt

Ágatha, the Nurse VS Scurple (Purple Scout)

@/arts-of-gjb & @/cyantt-does-stuff

María José Fernández González (The Cook) VS The Mafioso

@/h_xy0k & @/hodgepodgle

Dmtryo / The Chemist VS Rico Black

@/loverboy-cc & @/blackblackheart

Cherry - Scout VS Guǒyuán, The Gardener

@/reptil-enjoyer & @/goosecorp

Nathaniel Tumble VS Ray Wexler (GRN Conductor)

@/toyfriskman & @/mxcrowave/conductor-on-grn

Katherine Slyvia / The Burglar VS The Mecha

@/shepswrath/kleptomaniask & @/clovert3a

Hannah Wallace AKA "The Slinger" VS Armani & Marcel, The Decoys

@/bunkless-bed & @/friendlyengie

Joseph Panganiban (Defuser Class) VS The Courier

@/that-one-digi & @/sicc-nasti

[sicc-nasti]

Another TF3 courier doodle dump be upon ye ft friends ocs ✨💖

Dooley belongs to @/queensqueercourt

Target @/inputs-chaos

Wolfgang (BLU) @/mickmundane

Couriers me B)

[mickmundane]

If I Lead, Would You Follow?

c. February 4 2024

[sicc-nasti]

Just normal admin things <3

(This is an old piece haha. Their designs have def gone thru some changes. Brandie (bottom) belongs to me and David @mickmundane )

Ummmmmm teehee I think about The Jacks and The Couriers a normal amount

They are totally just. Normal roommates. That do very normal roommate things. As observed here.

Jack of All Trades belongs @mickmundane and courier me! :3

[mickmundane]

A reprieve <3 late night date night

[meetthejackofalltrades]

Heya Jacky! Got a letter for ya here! Ohhh well would ya lookit dat- its from your favorite roommate in the world! Why don'tcha pop it open 'n give it a read? Could be important! - @meet-the-courier

❤️‍💌

"Awh, jeez. Thank you, Brodester. She's a real beauty of a train, that's for sure : ) I'm glad you had fun."

[meetthejackofalltrades]

🚀 - You have to put them in any game other than TF2. what game do you put them in? :3

[Celeste! Many themes in common.]

[meetthejackofalltrades]

The Jack of All Trades Masterpost

A class for the multi-classer!

Now open for questions!

Here are the primary three, with more to come eventually!

(Text desc under cut)

Wolfgang "Wolfie" Stahl

1st place

Has horse named Rose Anne

Right handed

Coyote

Mountain climber?

RED & BLU

"The Jack of All Trades"

6'/182 cm

36 y/o in 1963

Yiddish-American (AZ)

WWII Vet (Medical discharge)

36 prior jobs

Yiddish, English, Spanish, Hebrew

Regularly journals

Good at getting by

Very outdoorsy & well-read

Battlefield adaptable - Has own weapon set but can pick up and use others'

"Bluey" Stahl

2nd place

Has situs inversus totalis

Left handed

Street mutt

Water diver?

Mr. Stahl "David"

"The Overseer"

Third place

Ensures jobs and tasks are seen to completion

Manages reports and complaints from every department

Relays ^ information to The Administrator

Anything else The Administrator asks of him

At All Costs

Keeps dream journal only

A bit of a shut-in - lives (mostly) alone in apt

Ambidextrous

They don't know, but he knows

Exotic pet wolf

Star gazer?

[meetthejackofalltrades]

wolgie

"Me?"

[mickmundane]

December 12 2023

The duality of man or however the sayin goes

[mickmundane]

Sep 2, 2023

Some distinctions between the RED and BLU Jack of All Trades! (Somewhat outdated) (Transcript of gif text under the cut)

RED -

Triangle hair, sweet cheeks, radiant smile, rugged bandana - Scar, beautiful brown puppy eyes, wrinkles, beauty marks - Good at getting by, remarkably average at everything else, loves his job, loves his teammates, loves to be helpful - Silly homie with an air of profound sadness - Wolfgang Q. Stahl!

BLU -

Longer & darker hair, downtrodden, rarely smiles, droopy bandana - Drinks more, he's seen the other side, the living reflection of what might have been, hope is fleeting, quieter than usual - Not so good at getting by anymore, loves his teammates, hates his job, needs help - Profoundly sad homie with small streaks of joy - Same Wolfgang, different attitude!

[mickmundane]

Puzzle Pieces

c. January 31 2024