#tf guyhawk

[telesodalite]

I don't know if this has any meaning or connection, but I thought it was sort of an interesting rabbit hole to fall down.

+ Bonus other MiG NATO reporting names.

[baebeyza]

Give us the most fucked up fact you know from any tf.

Lemme just pick something from each show:

G1: The episode "Webworld" is pretty entertaining and also fucked up in how it parallels real life practices. Not surprising since one of the writers of the episode used to work in a psyche ward and showed some horror of horrible practices in this episode in the way the tried to "delete" Galvatron's mind after a half-hearted attempt of "fixing" him Headmasters: CYBERTRON DIES! Like Cybertron just gets wrecked in episode 10! I did NOT see that coming, it was such a twist and surprise and I love it, but it sure is fucked up for that to happen. They kill Mars too for good measure

Super-God Masterforce: I absolutely adore this show, and I think the fuckest upest to happen is Hydra and Buster actively killing random truck drivers in the hopes of killing Ginrai. It sure has a more mature tone than what came before Victory: How horrible the prison Guyhawk was in was, you'd think Autobots, the ultimate good guys, would be more humane to prisoners.

Beast Wars: How Predacons and Maximals alike have basically the same sentiment about Transmutate, a TF who doesn't fit their own image of perfection - thinking it is best dead. Beast Wars II: The implication of tiddies

Beast Wars Neo: Vector Sigma just making Big Convoy say inspirational shit. Like its fun, but why, Vector Sigma??? Why can she do that anyway??? Beast Machines: The whole show RiD01: How Yuki's father doesn't get saved by the heroes, but by Gelshark being an idiot Armada: I hate this show, and the fuckest upest thing to me is how they manage to make no sense. Also, Megatron fleeing from a half dead blob of orange like a pussy. PUSSY I SAY! WHY THE FUCK DOES HE FLEE FROM A HALF-DEAD BOT HE JUST SHOT WHAT THE FUCK IS THE LOGIC-

Energon: Galvatron and Inferno. If you watched the show, you know what I mean

Cybertron: I love this show and recommend it so damn much- Fuckest upest thing is Starscream fighting Primus and Primus using the moons as morningstars. VERY fucked up and entertaining

TFA: The implication that Cybertron would use Blackarachnia as a test subject

TFP: Soundwave's fate

RiD15: The one dude who still thinks the war is ongoing and just happens to have an earth-destroying machine around him

Prime Wars: Starscream's voice and that one very disturbing scream

Cyberverse: This show is so boring to me, I can't even think of stuff that was fucked up and not just me hating the writing

WFC: Megatrons actions becoming worse and worse but him still trying to justify them

Bayverse: Okay so, there is this mini show set between the second and third movie and in one of them Ironhide stops Bee from falling on a flower saying they must protect all sentient life, implying that this flower is sentient and WHAT THE FUCK- Why do they drop this information of a sentient flower and just leave! Why is nothing done with this! Why did they add it in the first place! I can't with this I wanna know about the sentient flower ffs-

[zzxid]

I kinda have the feeling Arcee and Elita-1 get less and less pink time to time is probably either “TF is a boy toy, and boys don’t like pink” or “we don’t want stereotype” or even both at the same time, to what I have two counters:

>> we’re really past that era of TF being only for dudes, I think at this point is clear everyone likes TFs plus men are anyways more open buying a “girlish” looking toy and enjoy them so, let them be pink,

>> while it was an issue originally that they both were pink out of gender stereotypes, i feel with more female characters being added over decades with different palettes, AND also having a few male characters being (hot) pink (Misfire+Guyhawk) I think both releasing toys for girls with diverse color palettes AND boys with pink palettes is the answers against stereotyping, rather than making Elita less pink.

Plus I think making all your girls have a barbie body type is a worse stereotype than pink, because atleast is 2 girls being pink versus the time a series gave us like 7 girl characters all the same body type recolor.

[kingofmeatballs]

I had to redraw this iconic shit.

I. Had. To.

[needs-to-stop-looking-at-valves]

Reasons I like Transformers Victory #122:

HOT ASS BAT-

[fighter-spirits]

the ultimate bird babe

[wingwaver]

Transformers baby text meme, Breastforce edition

[gayhawk-leowo]

i have noticed guyhawk closes his mouth once in the victory manga. stop screaming you’re gonna scare the hoes

also he really said “: 3” huh

[gaydinobots]

some stuff lying around on my com...i rly wanna get back into drawing gay robots 

[macadam]

Worst Transformers Name Poll

Welcome to ROUND 2 of The Worst Transformers Name Poll, a bracket-style poll battle... to the Death.

As I have previously recommended, hit the #worst tf name poll tag on this post to easily scroll through every poll. It's far easier than selecting each link individually.

Most importantly: Vote for your favourite name!

Although the poll is named worst transformers name, everyone on the list has names we all find really funny. Vote for the ones that make you laugh or smile. This is meant to be silly, after all

And yes, these are all canon lmao

Links:

Lube VS Erector

Lord Imperious Delirious VS Valvotron

Railspike VS Sky-garry

Discharge VS Buckethead

Bulge VS Dipstick

Breastforce VS Joe the micromaster

Tentakill VS Scissorboy

Loafer VS Guyhawk

Chromedome VS Vroom

Enemy VS Drillnuts

Hexadeathimal VS Clench

Big Daddy VS Dirtboss

[rdivo]

14/10/18 birthday present. i made this yesterday. the birthday was the day before yesterday. @megarowboat is so patient.

impromptu group photo

[cybernetic-oreos]

may i request TF Victory Guyhawk failing dramatically at cooking something? He’d get his cereal bowl in the ceiling fan somehow, if that helps you as inspiration

and here, some references! (he’s hot pink, btw)

[selfship-monster-lover]

TF Victory F/Os

Romantic

Leozack

Deathsaurus (& Esmeral poly)

Goryu

Hellbat

Blacker

Crushes

Star Saber

Machtackle

Galaxy Shuttle

Platonic

Lyzack

Holi

Boater

Fire

Pīpō

Jan

Wingwaver

Lyzack

Jaruga

Drillhorn

Guyhawk

Dinoforce

Enemies

N/A

[needs-to-stop-looking-at-valves]

okay so like. i was going through your thing i like about tf victory and i noticed you commented a lot on starsaber and jan’s relationship. and i was wondering if you knew that jan is canonically adopted by starsaber.

- @gayhawk-guyhawk

I did! I mentioned it in a post actually!

[fighter-spirits]

i am so sorry about what's happening to you, it's disgusting that someone would do that over a fictional character. i make jokes often about gatekeeping my favorites - primarily my main kin, who's not even from tf - but i don't tell people to die if they mischaracterize them. i don't call people slurs. the fact that it's happening over a victory character (outside of dez) of all things is what gets me, because i've been in this fandom since 2017, and i hardly ever see victory talked about. hell, i'm surprised you're getting harassed over guyhawk, because fandom culture/past experiences have led me to only ever see people getting flak for loving the djd or overlord or etc. i hope staff gets on it and kills her account as quickly as possible.

She started bothering me in April 2021 on Ao3, and it's even more disgusting that everything on her blog is taken from MY Ao3 and edited to be her instead of my self insert

like she wouldn't have any problem from me if like. she didn't post it all, y'know???

[baebeyza]

TF Victory rant

Now I did like Victory a lot! I was so hooked up on it that I finished it all in six days, it was a lot of fun with exciting episodes and I was barely ever bored!

But there are some things I didn’t really appreciate and I gotta voice them, so lemme talk about the Breastforce!

Heads up, I love the Breastforce, they are all my bois and I really digged their interactions, especially that mixed messages filled relationship between Leozack and Hellbat.

But what I found disappointing is that it felt like they had no real end to their arcs. 

What I mean with that is mostly: 1. Leozack’s dynamic with Deszaras 2. Hellbat’s place in the team and the fact that he killed another member Leozack actually cared for 3. Guyhawk’s rage-boner for Greatshot

So, Leozack and Deszaras!

I mentioned in a previous post that they have the Megatron&Starscream dynamic going on, Leozack being the second in command and acting like a loyal soldier, but actually wanting to take control of the decepticons himself.

In that previous post I also talked about the fact that unlike Megatron and Starscream, Leozack and Deszaras don’t really interact with each other a lot. But we still had moments in which Leozack thinks about taking control for himself, making vague plans and also being pissed at Deszaras for obvious reasons. (= Deszaras is a fucking asshole)

I was under the impression that all of that bottled up anger and desire for power in Leozack would actually end with him fighting Deszaras, like actually trying to take him out like a true Starscream. (Or Black Convoy in RiD01)

Then there was this scene - in which Deszaras explains that he always knew that Leozack had plans to betray him and that he will give him the choice of death or swearing his loyalty. And Leozack chose Loyalty.

And that scene was the end of Leozack’s arc.

And damn, that was disappointing! 

When I watched the scene I still thought that Leozack would try something, especially because Deszaras abuses him a few times afterwards, like really badly.

But nothing happens! Leozack stays true to his oath and is loyal to the end.

That was anti-climatic, I was really hoping for Leozack to punch Deszaras in the face and standing up for himself! 

So yeah, that’s an arc that was just shoved aside.

What about Hellbat and his bullshit?

So, Hellbat is the friend nobody likes - he’s untrustworthy, does his own stuff all the time and really just wants to fuck with Leozack. As in wants Leozack’s place and make him look bad. (but as a shipper I am sure he also just wants to fuck with Leozack)

His bullshit doesn’t go undetected however, as Leozack calls for an old friend of his to replace Hellbat. The Breastforce only needs six members. 

This doesn’t stick well with Hellbat and he tries to talk the new member, Deathcobra, into leaving and that talk ends with Hellbat killing Deathcobra. Like, accidentally, but still. 

Hellbat blames it on the autobots and Leozack believes it. But more importantly, Leozack is sincernly shaken by Deathcobra’s death, he really cared for the guy. 

And like that Hellbat keeps his place in team boobies.

And I am thinking: Damn, will the fact that it was Hellbat who killed Deathcobra come up? Will that come back to bite Hellbat in the ass?

Turns out - no. Deathcobra never comes up again. 

The only real thing between Leozack and Hellbat afterwards is that Hellbat gives Leozack the credit for the Atlantis scheme, which works well for both of them. Not sure how to interpret that, but it doesn’t seem to relate to Hellbat being a friggin buddy-murderer at all.

So here again, they have this set-up but it doesn’t go anywhere and after one episode it’s forgotten.

And last but not least, Guyhawk and his murder-crush ex-boyfriend Greatshot!

I don’t have much to talk here, I just found it disappointing that it was never brought up again at some point.  The last battle even included Greatshot, they could have worked something here! But nah, the last battle doesn’t include any of the Boobieforce members doing anything unique. 

So to sum it up, the three boobie fliers had some really nice shit going for them at the beginning and middle of their arcs, but the ending episodes just forgot about all of that.  And I think a plot about Leozack finally snapping and attacking Deszaras, about Hellbat’s murder action being revealed and even just Guyhawk being allowed to fuck up his ex would have been so much better ending points for these three than like. No ending points.