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I’ve remade! You can find me at da4protag now!!! I’ll be queueing up this announcement for some time to come (plus I still have a bunch of regular old fandom posts in my queue that’ll be posting as well) so dw, this blog isn’t going anywhere just yet! but, if you follow me now + would like to see more of *gestures vaguely* w/e this is, please follow me @da4protag!!!!
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when you click on the Idol of Silvanus thinking that the game will allow you to do a history check but instead you end up stealing it which prompts all of the druids in the grove to attack you and your party members
#playing baldur's gate 3 and it's been a blast lads :o)#dw i loaded a previous save all is well!#but FUCK did this scare me kljgfnklngfl#baldur's gate 3#texty thingamajig
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Nicky, after being captured and forced on to a plane: There's a TV, Joe!
#i'm finally watching this movie and this really made me laugh#also joe's whole romantic speech ckvlncfgl that homophobic soldier just like 😬 the whole time#anyways i'm having a blast it's a very good movie#texty thingamajig#the old guard
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ok ok before I have to go clean my apartment and get ready for work tomorrow ;n; here’s my faves from the new Tasha’s subclasses!!! bc I am very excited for them!!! manifesting for 2021 that I get to be a player in a regular game and try them out myself~
Artificer - Battle Smith!! they’re all fun though, I love the homunculus servant + replicating magical items.
Barbarian - Path of the Beast is just everything to me. adds a lot of flavor to rages beyond just “rawr I’m angery.” I’m obsessed with Wild Magic in all its forms, but I do wish the subclass actually allowed you to cast. even fighter gets a casting subclass, you know? :/
Bard - eh. you can’t even make magic items with Creation and Eloquence is just okay? not really my type of thing.
Cleric - Order domain is really fun, you’re sort of paladin-y but combine that with cleric abilities? Sexy. I love Twilight in aesthetic/vibes, but the subclass itself is a bit lacking.
Druid - Circle of Stars!!! not just bc it’s STARS lol I really love the starry form ability and how it gets even more powerful later on. it doesn’t beat out Shepherd as my favorite circle, but damn does it come close. Spores is also very good and Wildfire is too though I feel like only focusing on one element is a bit meh.
Fighter - PSI WARRIOR I AM OBSESSED!!!! I am rolling up one as we speak. RIP to those who think fighter is a boring class, but I’m different. <3 I like Rune Knight a lot, but the giant thing I wish was more optional? I get why they added it, but maybe you’re running a game where runes aren’t made by the giants and then it’d be weird to have those abilities, you know?
Monk - Way of Mercy. there is literally nothing about it I do not like. it is everything I have ever wanted out of the monk class which was already my favorite class to begin with, so like???? I’m in love. Astral Self is interesting too, not normally my sort of thing, but I think they made it functionally better and it has a lot of neat abilities.
Paladin - FINALLY some good fucking food! Paladin’s my least favorite class, so WOTC had their work cut out for them making me care, and boy did they deliver. while Watcher is a bit campaign dependent (if you’re not running a game w extraplanar threats then like RIP), but GOD those vibes. and Oath of Glory is just so goddamn sexy even though I wished they kept calling it Oath of Heroism like in the UA. whatever, I love both a lot.
Ranger - nothing beats out Gloom Stalker IMO, they really peaked w that one. Swarmkeeper’s interesting in theory, but it’s kinda weak. I do like the fix they introduced for Beast Master though, that’s nice.
Rogue - Phantom is just so sexy. I’ve already rolled one, my girl Iridessa whom I am obsessed with, and look at those damn abilities. ty WOTC for the excellent meal. Soulknife is also so fucking sexy. I love them both.
Sorcerer - them new metamagic options though 👀 Clockwork Soul’s so interesting omg, but I gotta give it to Aberrant Mind. just an absolutely batshit powerful but weird af sorcerer is everything to me.
Warlock - I think both patrons are just a bit lacking, but I have to go w Genie bc A it really coincidentally fits in w my campaign I’m running for my friends hehe but more importantly B I am obsessed w limited wish!!!!! that is so GOOD!!!!
Wizard - Order of Scribes is SO good, wow! it’s everything I’ve ever wanted from wizard!!! Bladesinging is interesting, but if I wanted to go more combat heavy, I wouldn’t go wizard lol so to me I’m not super into it. I’d much rather have a sentient spellbook.
#texty thingamajig#xanathar's guide to everything walked so tasha's cauldron of everything could run#d&d
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I wanna roll a firbolg. I don't really have any concepts for one, I just keep seeing beautiful art of firbolgs and I decided I need to do it. I'm thinking cleric, maybe druid...
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fuck it’s been like 5 minutes and I’m already in love with Fabian Seacaster
#what up my name's jay and i'm playing hooky from work today kicking back watching some fantasy high!!!#texty thingamajig
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so thankful that during this stressful and scary time in my life (and let’s be real here for the rest of the world as well) that i have somebody who will cup both sides of my face and remind me to breathe bc we’ll be okay bc we have each other and we can get through anything <3
#i know i rarely talk about bf on here bc this is my silly place to meme and cry about viddy games but god i love this man#and he loves me! on purpose!! that's fucking WILD!!! i thought i'd be alone forever but the universe had other plans#and maybe it'll all go to shit one day maybe we won't make it idk i've stopped obsessing over the future i'm in this moment#and in this moment i am happy. i am at peace. i am loved and i love and on god i'm going to hold on as tightly as i can#how does that song go? i know it's bad when you look outside but the bad bad people don't live in our house#texty thingamajig
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alright, now that i’m done making fun of the crappy spn finale, we can go back to our regular programming here on this dumb little blog of mine:
after receiving my copy of tasha’s cauldron of everything, i wanna see a wlw couple that’s an aasimar light cleric and a tiefling twilight cleric.
#texty thingamajig#it's about the parallels!!!!! it's about the sun and moon motif!!!! it's about the LADIES!!!!
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ran bf’s first session!!! he had so much fun <3 and is already addicted to dice hehe (welcome to the club)
the party is a minotaur barbarian named Aegon, elf wizard named Hadarai, elf fighter named Larson, and a tiefling bard named Lucifer who sadly couldn’t make it tonight but hopefully next session if there is a next session
#texty thingamajig#highlights: mined for an hour got NOTHING out of it#killed a giant spider and tried to remove its venom only to accidentally poison themselves in the process#spent a very long time debating the height of a dwarf standing /right/ in front of them
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god i forgot just how painful s6 of buffy is. like yet a-fucking-gain here her friends go with their own damn selfishness. “oh well we wanted you back because it was just too hard for us personally to deal with you being gone.” like even factoring in that willow had somewhat of a reason to think maybe buffy was suffering in death like angel had, it’s still fucking shitty to just not even consider what their friend would want. when dawn tried to bring joyce back, buffy was not on-board with that! why would they think she would just automatically be okay with being brought back when they all knew how incredibly dangerous and risky this sort of magic would be? and they didn’t even like attempt to maybe contact her spirit first to see if she really was in a hell dimension first like what the fuck! i get that willow didn’t know buffy was in heaven, i do, but i just think it’s kinda fucked up that she even did this in the first place. when buffy lied to them and said she was grateful for what they did, my heart was hurting so bad for my girl.
and THEN the whole house situation on top of all that!! were willow and tara even working during that time? it doesn’t fucking seem like it. they just dump all of that on buffy’s lap to take care of (lmao what else is new) like “oh it’s your responsibility to get a job sweaty (:” um y’all can fucking contribute?? y’all just moved in to a house that your names are not legally attached to (I’m pretty sure since buffybot was impersonating buffy to keep custody of dawn so i assume the house also went to buffy too.) and are basically freeloading??? they didn’t even help out with all the bills, they basically just told buffy they used all of her and joyce’s money to cover the bills like??? they can’t go get jobs and help the fuck out since they decided to move on in like they own the damn place? but, as always on this damn show, everybody just expects buffy to swoop in and fix all their problems for them! why should anybody else have to pitch in ever right (:
#somebody please respect buffy please i'm begging you i really don't want to have to only rely on spike for that after he tried to r*pe her#texty thingamajig
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bros i am straight up not having a good time having to go back to work 😔
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I want to play in a D&D game so bad ;n;
#god i am hoping i can quit my job soon + find something w less hours so i actually have free time again#i just want to roll dice w my friends again is that too much to ask @universe?????#texty thingamajig
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applying for jobs i’m definitely underqualified for bc i just so desperately am hoping somebody somewhere will give me a chance :o)
#it's tough when i really don't have a lot of practical experience and i only have an associate's bc that's all i could afford to do like (:#how the hell am i supposed to get experience if nobody will even interview me (:#how the hell am i supposed to get more education under my belt if i cannot afford it bc i cannot get a better paying job (:#it is an endless cycle of just being fucked bc i wasn't born rich#texty thingamajig
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I want to play a new game. except I don’t really want to play a new game. I want to play Dragon Age: Origins for the first time all over again. see my problem?
#i want to create my own character make story choices + romance a companion and guess what!#there aren't actually that many video games that let you do that!!! i'm Bummed!!!!#texty thingamajig#dragon age
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me, an impulsive shopper who should've never been given a debit card unsupervised: baldur's gate 3 sure looks pretty :)
#kljgnflhk not ACTUALLY gonna buy it except.....i have no impulse control so maybe. maybe i might....#my computer can run it on the minimum requirements LIKE??? is that NOT a sign????#kdfbkdfjko god i've been so stressed out bc of work + just everything in the world so i have been impulsively shopping way too much#and eating badly but we're not gonna get into that that's a whole other issue bflkgnklgfkl why am i like this#i know it's a temporary serotonin boost and yet. yet.#texty thingamajig
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AHHHHHHHHHHHH I BEAT THE BONE HYDRA IN ONE TRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#FARTHEST CHAMBER REACHED 32 BITCH LET'S GOOOOOOOO#I AM FINALLY GETTING THE HANG OF THIS GAME HELL YEAH#texty thingamajig
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