#text:gani

[hemimanawa]

text 💬 heni

Hemi: So uhhhhhh question! Or three!

Hemi: Did you maybe curse Ariana and if you did could you... uncurse her?

Hemi: Also, did you really poof into my room and kiss me or did I dream that?

[lunadealva]

text 💬 luni

Luna: How drunk am I right now?

[addisonpendragon]

text 💬 ganison

Addison: Holy moly where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from???

Addison: GANI!!! Is this punishment for forgetting Alanna's birthday? I GOT HER CATNIP!

[malbfaery]

text 💬 malni

Mal: The last time I heard someone say ‘YOLO,’ I ended up getting arrested for pole dancing in the middle of a shopping mall. Too soon.

Mal: I mean, it wasn't a REAL arrest, but a friend slapped handcuffs on me and said I was such a bad dancer that I was committing a crime. Rude.

[hannaharendelle]

text 💬 gannah

Hannah: Are the plants on this list for you to use in drinks, or like... magic potions?

[gretagesundheit]

text 💬 grani 🙈

Greta: I've asked Jane before and she doesn't think SHE could pull off some kind of magical lessening of my allergies. Do you think Gani Ambrosius would be able to do it or is it not worth selling my soul to the devil?

[kalasinambrosius]

text 💬 ambrosisters

Kally: You're not going to give me the silent treatment again this year if I take advantage of this lovely, awesome, socially acceptable excuse to cosplay, are you?

[emmett-thunderstrike]

TEXT 💬 GAMMETT

Emmett: Does your dad really wear floral shirts all the time like he's fucking Magic Jimmy Buffett?

[haleyofhearts]

text 💬シ galey

Haley: Do you ever wear topknots just so that you can feel taller?

Haley: Oh my gosh, sorry, I can't just like... ask people if they want to be taller, that's tacky, right?

[neilbubbles]

text 💬 ganeil 🗑️

Neil: [unsent] So like... is your magic strong enough to create a whole new planet or what?

[bobotomago]

TEXT ✉️$ BONI

Bowie: I didn't try to dye my hair blue, I just woke up with it like this.

Bowie: But uh... since you're good at hair colors, can you help me???

[hemimanawa]

text 💬 heni

Hemi: did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?

Hemi: Because if not, I think Alanna might have stolen your phone again.

[blakedanger]

TEXT 🔮 BLANI

Blake: I saw your future in divination and it was looking preeeeeetty bleak, Gan-man.

[addisonpendragon]

text 💬  ganison

Addison: Real talk: do you think I could pull off a beard?

Addison: I kind of want to dress up as your dad instead of mine for Spirit Week this year!

[kalasinambrosius]

text 💬 ambrosisters

Kally: "It’s not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm."

Kally: IS THAT REALLY JUST A NORMAL NIGHT AT THE BAR FOR YOU? This makes me feel like I'm so much better at drinking than other people are.

[hemimanawa]

text 💬 heni

Hemi: Whatever I had last night messed me up more than I thought, because when I woke up this morning I thought I heard my breakfast talking to me.