#text:alison

[sterlingfitness]

TEXT ✉ Alison & Jeff

Jeff: Hey, Alison! Is it finally today that you will come to a Blaine party?

[kassidyfk]

TEXT:ALISON

KASSIDY: I'm so fucking hurt KASSIDY: you meant everything to me KASSIDY: and you can just throw me onto the streets?! KASSIDY: I thought we had something more than that KASSIDY: but it's cool, my best friend is a razor blade KASSIDY: bye

[francono]

[text] I mean, I wanted to come back and spend time with you, but if you don't want want me there that's cool.

[text] I want you here more than anything, beautiful. I just don’t want to be a burden, if that makes any sense. But if you want to come, then please do. All the nurses and everyone are fucking annoying me, I need to see someone who can actually make me smile. Oh and if it’s not too much trouble, do you think you can stop by my place and grab my lap top? I need Netflix. 

[nerdfabray-blog]

Text @ Rachel's Phone

K.C (Quinn): This is Quinn and K.C just texted me to let me know about your messages. Considering I'm with Rachel right now, I know she wasn't the one to send them. Just thought you should know that before you try and pretend to be someone else again.

[kassidyfk]

[text]: CALM YOURSELF CHILD

I HATE LIFE

[kassidyfk]

[text]: SWEETIE YOU KNOW ALL EYES WILL BE ON U OKAY

IM PRICKING MY FUCKING FINGER TOO WHICH IS MAKING IT WORSE

[kassidyfk]

[text]; ill look for the most revealing costume and assume its you, yeah?

MY HAIR IS CURRENTLY IN FOILS AT THE HAIR DRESSER GETTING DAMN DIED AND I’M SAT WITH A FUCKING NEEDLE AND THREAD ADJUSTING IT BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE GETTING FUCKING CUSTOM MADE COSTUME AND I WANT ALL EYES ON ME WHY IS LIFE SO FUCKING HARD?!

[kassidyfk]

[text]; if you aren't going to this party tonight i will personally murder u, k

TEXT: DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH IM DOING TO THIS FUCKING COSTUME??? THERE IS NO OPTION OF NOT GOING!!!

[francono]

[text] But you look really cute when you're sleeping, plus you're all injured and stuff, I didn't want to wake you!! Besides, if you were awake I probably would have struggled to leave and work called. I'm almost done though, I can come back? Do you need anything?

[text] No, no you don’t have to come back. I don’t want you to feel obligated to spend every minute at a hospital just because of me. Hospitals are depressing anyways, they remind me of death and it sucks. You can go enjoy your afternoon, seriously.

[francono]

[text] James James James! Are you on morphine again today? Are you insane today? I got up really early and I'm in a really good mood and do you want coffee when I come later? Because I want coffee. Okay, bye loser.

[text] Holy shit Alison, I just slept for 15 hours. I didn’t fall asleep last night until, well this morning until about 1 a clock. And I just woke up about twenty minutes ago. Did you come by and not wake me up? You should have woken me up!ex

[francono]

[text] James-- I need to talk to you. Like, I really need to talk to you. I'm going to call you, okay? Don't ignore me.

[text] Alright.

[francono]

[text] I don't mind though, you love your job, I love my job, this is all new and we can figure it out as we go along. I don't expect you to put me before everything else. But I'm definitely not going to complain about getting you, Taco Bell and M&Ms, sounds kind of perfect actually. But I'm also not putting pants on for you, and you're not allowed to complain about that.

[text] Good, that means I won’t have to waste time getting them off later. 

[francono]

[text] It's fine, stupid, your work comes first anyway, especially if you're teaching. So shut up, you're perfect. We can definitely still do whatever though, I've spent my day watching Netflix with my cats. Please save me from my raging social life.

[text] Work shouldn’t come first, though, should it? I mean, this is the first relationship I’ve been in…in awhile. But I don’t think the rules have changed that drastically, have they? I’m going to work on being better, I promise. I’m coming over right now. And I’m stopping at Taco Bell. And I’m bringing left over m&ms from Valentines Day. 

[francono]

[text] I'm pretty great like that. :~) You should come hang out with me then because yes.

[text] When you sent me this text I was just leaving for UCLA to go teach my class, and I literally didn’t check my phone until two minutes ago when I got home. I’m so sorry, Al. Are you still up for hanging out? Shit, I’m probably the world’s worst boyfriend. 

[francono]

[text] Hey babe, do you feel any better yet? Cause you're not supposed to get sick. You're James Franco.

[text] One hundred and ten percent better, beautiful. Some rest and a dose of Alison Brie Schermerhorn seemed to be the perfect cure. 

[francono]

[text] I'll just watch you sleep like the creep that I am. Do you want me to bring anything?? Like, how sick are you?

[text] Just don’t take any pictures, there’s enough pictures of me sleeping on the internet. And my throat is the only thing that hurts, so if you want to bring some ice cream that’d be great. I’d be a very happy James if I got some chocolate ice cream.