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Who tf is this freak !! Me and my gf teutates
#teutates taranis#thats not my neighbor#self shipping#self ship#f/o community#romantic f/o#dudes art#teutates posting#artists on tumblr
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Hehe sketches for nightmare mode
#I finally got a new hyperfixation#dw I’ll still post iz stuff#but like#cmon#you can’t blame me#art#artists on tumblr#teehee#my art#digital art#tnmn fanart#tnmn yog sothoth#tnmn nightmare mode#tnmn teutates taranis#milkplane#except nightmare#ishtar ereskigel#yan luo wang diyu#invader zim#abducius morail#barbatos barrabam#that’s not my neighbor
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oh no I have art block,,,
anyway here’s some silly doodles
#thats not my neighbor#tnmn#tnmn fanart#teutates taranis#gloria schmicht#robertsky peachman#mask clown#doodles#I posted this in a discord server like a month ago lmao#i think
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YOOOOOOO, Why your hand bloody????
Based on this reference:
HATSUNE MIKU??????? IS THAT YOU-
This song is from "The spider like kitsune" (EXPLICIT)
#that's not my neighbour#thats not my neighbor#teutates taranis#Currently battling my self to post this#Also like#Bye#tnmn fanart#tnmn#Peace ✌
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@double--hh @ishtates
HELP THIS IS Y'ALL

(I hc Ah Puch and Teutates as male, but Ah Puch has never seen a semi-feminine man before and that's what Teutates is, so IshtatesCEO and Double-hh have different headcanons from what I have for them and I respect it)
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(i might blow your ask box up because I don't see nothing with NSFW. I am 16 lol)
That good to hear. What do y'all like to do? I am curious because I like to give y'all a gift relating to that
I enjoy poetry and songs. Preferably ballads about lovers lost and death...melancholy things that touch the heart.
Anything food! I love a good feast, though I will never turn down some new plants for my garden!
Hmm...I like sculptures and paintings, but I would be soooo happy for some toys I can give to my babies!
I do not like physical gifts. I do enjoy a good game or battle though. The blood of your enemy will suffice.
Oh, yes. I also like blood.
#oh yeah#ishtar may have some suggestive dialogue but it's because in my headcanons she's a fertility goddess#but nothing explicit!#i do have a whole whackamole of lore posts for these guys if u want!#what's fruit without the pits?; shub#aren't i everything?; ishtar#until the day you die; teutates#you know suicide's a sin; yan luo
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Any favorite characters from TNMN?
I got that question twice, so will answer this one👍
This game is kinda interesting with the characters, in a sense that we don’t really get to know them as people
What I mean that we just see them pass by, so we as a player just kinda left guessing who they are
Just keep in mind that my opinion here is mainly based solely on my silly headcanons
(also I think all tnmn characters are fun in their own way)
Anyway 👏long👏post👏time👏
Teutates Taranis
What can I say
- long beautiful hair ✅
- goth ✅
- punk rock aesthetic ✅
- looks huggable ✅
- eternal pokerface ✅
Bro has it all
I honestly really like his design and I imagine him being chill make up artist of the neighbourhood
Sverchzt Twins
Sistors ���
Just generally love wholesome sibling dynamics
+ the decision to make 2 similar characters with a different mole placement in the game where you need to search for differences in said characters is genius honestly 👏👏
Like the sprites are the same, so your brain does not register that difference at first
Arnold Schmicht
This may be random lmao💥
I just like the guy
Fellow creative, I respect any writer
Any writing is cool and impressive man
🐻❄️< illiterate /silly
Also the moustache is iconic
Arnold is the character that brings me some sort of comfort tbh, I headcanon him as a chill wise man who enjoys his life and loves his wife
Anastacha Mikaelys and THE Milkman™️
The classics
At first I had no idea that they are actually related, I legit thought ppl were joking
But no, papa and daughter 💥
The tired family™️
I like Anastacha, as a recent graduate I relate to the struggle of homework 24/7
Also bonus points for being angsty teenager or whatever 💅
And the milkman oh the god the milkman
I like him, but not for reasons you might think
Tbh I headcanon milkman as this silly pathetic (divorced) man, who is just trying to get by in his everyday life
The guy is tired, he sleeps 2 hours a day
The whole internet simping for milkman, was hilarious to me initially
Like
🫵🫵omg THE GUY🫵🫵 JUST LIKE SOME RANDOM GUY🫵🫵🫵 MARRY ME 👰♀️👰👰♂️👰♀️👰♀️🤵♀️🤵🤵♂️👰♂️👰♀️💍💍💍💍💒💒💒
Later on it just started being mildly discomforting? Ppl were so down bad, that it was a bit too much for me personally lmao 💥
#bear answers#bear text rumbling#tnmn fanart#tnmn nightmare mode#tnmn milkman#tnmn#tnmn francis mosses#francis tnmn#tnmn anastacha#tnmn elenois#tnmn selenne#tnmn arnold#tnmn steven rudboys#that’s not my neighbor#that’s not my neighbour fanart#thats not my neighbor#thats not my neighbour milkman#thats not my neighbour francis mosses#francis mosses#milkman#milkman fanart#anastacha mikaelys#elenois sverchzt#selenne sverchzt#sverchzt twins#arnold schmicht#tnmn teutates taranis#teutates taranis#steven rudboys
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Yog Sothoth & Teutates Taranis Headcannons


A/N: Hi! This is my first post on here, and I would like to say a few things. English is not my first language so please forgive me if there’s any misunderstandings. I will make an intro when I can.
art isn’t mine, and they belong to their rightful owners! 🤍
COLLABORATION WITH :: @yogsbloodbag
YOGSBLOODBAG ‘ S HEADCANNONS
Yog is very willing to eat inedible things. 😭
Teutates was dropped out of a window as a child. It kind of explains a lot.. LMAOO
Teutates would be the kind of one to shop at hot topic.. ifykyk.
Yog probably has a diary that he uses a glittery gel pen to write with
Teutates would use the word “fuck” like a comma
Yog is too over dramatic
in middle school, someone thought Yog was gay because of how sassy he used to be 😭
Teutates traumatized himself by walking to the back of Spencer’s.
Yog is a messy kisser PROVE ME WRONG
Teutates is a whore for touch 😔
The way Yog would get on his knees and beg for your blood is scary tbh
Teutates is a thighs guy argue w yo mama
Teutates would probably fuck up his sleep schedule just to talk to you all night
DEADLYWISHINGS HEADCANNONS
Teutates would be the type of one to scream like an anime girl.
I could see him being an artist as well
Yog uses brainrot
Teutates barley knows how to cook and gets his dad to help him
Yog makes fun of him for it as well.
Yog knows how to do makeup but denies it everytime
Teutates would be the type of one to have his hand on your waist at all times
Yog is a slut for affection me and Izabella just said it right then and there
Teutates is probably the type of one to start getting whiny/bratty when he can’t get his hands on you
UHM THATS IT BYE GUYS 😋
— BYE GUYSYSYSSYYSYEGEHEHHEE - izzy / @yogsbloodbag
#x reader#thats not my neighbor#teutates taranis#teutates taranis x reader#headcanon#yog sothoth#yog sothoth x reader#tnmn nightmare mode#nightmare mode#Yog is papi#Teutates is papi
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Ever so kindly inquiring if you have any lore on Yan Luo, Zoth, and/or Chaugnar? :3c
I'm not good at telling stories but I'll do my best.
Chaugnar
Chaugnar is one of those beings in Astral Circle who make deals with humans in exchange of their souls. While he isn't fond of humans, he does not hold a grudge against them and prefers to contact them only during the 'soul business'. Since his profession is focused on occultism, he grants the said human to possess their chosen supernatural power for a week, and after that, their soul will belong to him. His relationship with the Astral Circle neighbors are not that too jolly nor that close unlike his counterpart Arnold. He is a stern, reserved half beast who prefers to mind his own business.

Yan Luo
Yan Luo is one of the most popular beings in Astral Circle due to her beauty and elegance, much like her counterpart, Mia. But unlike the human teacher who is known to be kind and humble, Yan Luo is cruel and arrogant. She pretty much likes to flaunt how can she easily take human lives in one flick of her finger. Speaking of humans, she has a great disliking towards them and would love to make them suffer if they unluckily come across her. Because of this, she is considered one of the most feared beings in the human world. (alongside Abducius, Xezbet, Barbatos, Exael, Teutates, Ah Puch, Ishtar and Izanami)

Zoth
Zoth is a common ritualist you would see and meet in any local Astral Circle markets for a living. Unlike Chaugnar and Yan Luo, he loves to interact with humans and prefers not to kill them, even though he is always thought to be homicidal. (Thanks to his giant axe) He is the complete opposite of his human counterpart; while Izaack is very conscious about his appearance and has that charming smile that would make any person swoon over him, Zoth doesn't mind what he looks like, nor can charm anyone. In fact, he embraces for who and what he is, and is considered the most approachable, laid-back resident in the Astral building. Quachil likes to hang out with him when her father is out busy hunting.

(I hope you like the stories I've just made, even though they may not make any sense, lol but I'm still glad I posted this. Thank you for reading! )
(Also! I may sketch more nightmare counterparts for fun. It helps me relax. Its my kind of therapy.)
#ask#thats not my neighbor#thats not my neighbor fanart#tnmn#tnmn fanart#tnmn nightmare mode#fanart#illustration#sketch#drawing#chaugnar faugn#yan luo wang diyu#zoth ommog#traditional artist#traditional drawing#pencil doodle#pencil sketch#pencil art#pencil drawing#doodle#sketchbook#art#artist on tumblr#artists on tumblr#sketch drawing#tnmn fanfic
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HOLY SHIT TNMN FANDOM WAKE UP. GET TF UP.
SCREENSHOTS NOT MINE, FROM A DELETED POST BY THE NACHO SAMA ON INSTA
TODAY WE FEAST, FEM TEUTATES FANS
Nacho sama wherever you are Im sorry for posting your deleted stuff ily/p please please make the clowns canon together please and ty
#thats not my neighbor#tnmn#thats not my neighbor nightmare mode#tnmn nightmare mode#that’s not my neighbor#nightmare mode#teutates taranis#nacho sama#nachosamagames#fem!teutates#Butch teutates#tnmn teutates taranis
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The gods of Gaul: The bloodthirsty triad
While Cernunnos, "the horned god", is the most iconic of the Gallic gods (hence why I made a post about him already), there are other famous male deities one need to tackle when entering the mythology of Gaul... Those I call the "bloodthirsty triad": Teutates, Taranis and Esus.
These three gods gained their association and their celebrity through Lucan's poem "Pharsalia", which described the trio as the main gods of Gaul. Not just that: Lucan also described them as bloodthirsty and cruel gods, "worse than the Diana of Taurid" (an incarnation of Artemis renowned for demanding human sacrifices). Scholia and ulterior Roman texts lists the various ways each one demanded human sacrifices to be offered to him. Teutates asked for people to be drowned for him ; Taranis to have people beheaded (though by the time of the Romans human heads had been replaced by cattle heads apparently) or burned alive (cue to the "wicker man" legend) and Esus to have people hanged from tree - but not to be strangled, rather to bleed to death from branches... For the Romans of the time, these three deities were the core of the Gallic religion and they had a worship focused on human sacrifices.
Of course, this is where the debate first begins. There are some who consider that the Romans were writing down the truth and that these texts were proof of human sacrifices in Gaul. There are others who completely reject it as pure anti-Gaul propaganda and the Romans nventing "barbarian" rituals to demonize their enemy tribes. There is a third side yet who thinks that there is a grain of truth, some historical foundations for these claims, but that it was heavily distorted and caricatured for literary purpose. So... Did these gods really asked for human blood?
The truth is we cannot say. If you read my introduction to the Gods of Gaul, you will know what I am talking about. With the Gallic gods, we can never be sure of anything, due to how the Romans reinterpreted/misunderstood/omitted a lot of things in their records, and how the Gallic people themselves left no complete or deep traces beind, only fragments we can just make theories and guesses about.
[Also, I don't think I need to remind you this, but I am not a reliable source, just a guy on the Internet collecting info and sharing stuff.]
(A depiction of either Teutates or Taranis)
The first of these deities we shall explore is: Teutates! Also known as Toutatis - a Gallo-Roman spelling that was made very popular thanks to its use in the Astérix franchise (By Toutatis!).
What we know for sure: Teutates' very name can be roughly translated as "father of the tribe/the nation/the people" (others argue it might rather mean "father of all", like the "All-Father" of Odin). It is commonly considered and agreed that Teutates was the "tribal god" of Gaul, found in almost every Gallic tribe at the time, he was a "unifying deity" present in all the different sub-groups of Gaul. Some see him, as such, as the legendary ancestor of the Gallic people and the original lawmaker and arbitrator of Gallic society (his name was used in various oaths). The Romans strongly associated him with the god Mars, saying that the Gauls believed battles depended on his will. This leads to people seeing him as a war-god: for some he was the defenser of the tribe during the war or the protector of the Gallic warriors (later of the Gallic men serving in the Roman army). For others, he was a dual god who acted as the guardian of the territory in time of peace and became a warrior-god in times of conflict (they point out that his "warrior-self" seems to appear on the Mavilly pillar). It is thought that the corpse of the slain enemies were offered to him after the war.
What we don't know however is... whether Teutates was "one" or "many". There are currently two factions in the studies of Gallic religion. One side argues that Teutates was a singular, unique deity, a god in his own right - was the "patron" deity of Gaul, the "lord-god" of the pantheon, one same god with a cult in every tribe, the "unifying" deity... But others argue that Teutates' omnipresence in a divided Gaul, and the fact the Romans seemingly assimilated him with various deities (he has been syncretized with both Mars and Mercury, with sometimes Apollo throw in), are proof that there are "many" Teutates. As in "teutates" is not a proper name, but a title or qualificative worn by the local deity or the god of the tribe - there are as many "teutates" as there are Gallic communities. Due to this fracture, an entity such as the Gallo-Roman "Mars Toutati" can be interpreted in one of two ways. Either Mars was added "Toutati" because the Gauls identified the Roman Mars with their god Teutates ; either Mars was given the title "Toutati" to designate the god Mars as the "god of the nation" and their new "national patron".
Some depictions present him as linked or manifesting through a boar ; we also have Gallo-Roman depictions presenting him as a Roman soldier with the mythical ram-headed snake, and a female warrior uncovering her left breast, by his side (it is the famous Mavilly pillar I talked about previously). Some argue that his association with Mercury, despite seemingly be a war-oriented god, reflected how in the Gallic thought eloquence, speech-making, persuasion were talents needed by the war-leaders to command their warriors and elaborate strategies: thus, war-chiefs had to invoke him before battle so he could "inspire" them to rally their troops and ignite their hearts with his words, resulting in the Romans perceiving the god as a Mercury-Mars hybrid (this also made some people link Teutates to Ogmios). About the "human sacrifices" attributed to him... Teutates' "victims" were not drowned anywhere, but in a vat/barrel in which they were plunged "headfirst" and maintained until asphixiation. Such a scene was thought to be depicted on the Gundestrup cauldron where a figure (identified as Teutates) plunges men into a vat... Though this "ritual drowning" has been identified with perhaps blessing rituals to confer immortality (a motif common in many mythologies, including the Greek one - see Medea's cauldron trick), implying that the "vat of Teutates" could be a deadly bath as much as a life-ritual (we find back here the "life and death" duality of Celtic deities such as the Dagda). Others have rather linked the use of a vat to this motif found in other Celtic mythologies of freezing baths being used to calm down the literal burning frenzy and boiling rage of extraordinary heroes after a battle.
Inscriptions also link him to a local Gallic god called "Meduris" or "Medros" that people link to the Irish "Mider" - also thought to be a war-god, and possibly another "syncretized" or "alternate" self of Teutates if we understand "teutates" as a title or qualificative (Toutates Meduris, like there's a Mars Toutates)
(A depiction of Rosmerta and Teutates together - as I said in my previous posts, some argued Teutates as the "Roman Mercury" was the same character as Cernunnos)
We know more about the god Taranis.
Taranis is accepted as a storm-god, notably due to his name being etymologically linked to various Celtic words for "thunder" (taran, torann, toirneach) - and the same European root from which the name "Thor" comes from. This is primarily why Taranis (or "Taranos") was syncretized with Jupiter - as the master of the sky and wielder of lightning (and possibly bringer of rain). Interestingly, while usually Taranis is explicitely identified as Jupiter (Jupiter Taranucus), there are some rare records where Jupiter is identified as the "son of Taranus". And things get even less clear when you realize that sometimes Taranis is identified with... Dis Pater (the Roman god associated with Hades/Pluto). Quite a strange decision for a god that seems to be clearly a sky-god/thunder-god, but it seems that every time the Romans associated Taranis with Dis Pater, it was to highlight his "cruel-self", especially the aspect of the deity asking for men to be burned alive for him (the beheading was rather identified as linked to the Jupiter-Taranis). When pointing out that Taranis was Jupiter, Roman authors also insisted on how it was because both were "supreme masters of the battle" - implying that Taranis had a "war god" aspect. As a result he might have been a battle deity just like Teutates (though it is no surprise as it seems most of the male gods of Gaul are linked to war, the same way all Gallic goddesses are about a form of fertility).
Taranis inherited a lot of Jupiter's iconography, since the Gallic gods only received extensive depictions by the Roman times. As such we have a middle-aged, bearded Taranis holding a lightning or a scepter, sometimes a mace (more about this later), sometimes with an eagle by his side... However the "Gallic Jupiter" or the "Roman Taranis" have some unique features clearly Gallic of origin. For example the presence of a horse or a snake by his side (the horse has been variously interpreted as a thunder-animal or a war symbol). Or the presence of an "anguipede" (snake-tailed) character by the side of Taranis, sometimes pulling his chariot (there are MANY theories about what these snake-tailed guys hanging by Taranis/Gaulish Jupiter's side are).
The symbol that however truly separates Taranis from Jupiter is the wheel. It is to the point that those that doubt Taranis' name prefer to call him "the god with the wheel". Taranis is always seen holding a wheel. For some the wheel depicts the "cosmic wheel" that moves the stars in the sky, around the polar axis ; for others it is a solar wheel, that Taranis would hold as a master of the sky... It is however more commonly believed that this is a symbol of thunder - the wheel being the wheel of the "chariot roaring through the sky" when storms happen (see Thor's chariot). Mind you, as Daniel Gricourt pointed out, the wheel could symbolize BOTH the lightning AND the Sun, the two manifestations of the "celestial fire". Similarly the spiral is a recurring element of Taranis' symbolism, and it is well agreed that the spiral is a sign for "lightning".
The wheel as Taranis' emblem made some people compare the god to the Dagda (also holding a mace, like Taranis sometimes), who had as one of his "avatars" the druid Mog Ruith, "Servant of the Wheel" - a wheel which blinds those that see it, deafens those that hear it, and kills whoever is touched by it. Another possible tie to the Dagda would be a component of male sexuality - some argued that Taranis' titles such as "boussourigios" implied a sexually active and accomplished god (like most thunder gods of Indo-European cultures, from Zeus to Indra) and that the mace he held could be a phallic symbol... But it might be a bit of a stretch since we have no actual proof that Taranis had sexual components to his myth.
(A statuette of Taranis)
Third and final: Esus. The most mysterious of the three... Taranis is pretty well-rounded up and defined. Teutates is a bit more unclear, but at least we get his rough deal, his vague business. But Esus? He is a very confusing deity...
Esus (also called Hesus, Esos, Aesus) is most famous for his clear iconography: a man working with a tree. On the Pillar of the Nautes, Esus appears striking a tree or cutting its branches with some sort of billhook. This reflects an engraving found in Trèves where he cuts down a tree with what seems to be an axe. (Sometimes these trees are identified as willows) This led people to describe Esus as a "woodsman" god, a "lumberjack" deity - some even making him a tree-god, forest-god or earth-god. However this picture doesn't explicitely make him a "forest god"... Indeed, these images of Esus cutting a tree are ALWAYS coexisting with a picture of the famous "Taruos Triganarus", the bull with three cranes on his back. This mythical animal is well-established as a legendary symbol of Gaul linked to the divine (like the ram-headed snake), however nobody knows exactly WHAT its deal is. Is the animal a companion of Esus? Or is Esus trying to reach, perhaps kill the bull? Indeed, many pointed out the tree seems to "shield" or "cover" the bull (sometimes the bull seems to be INTO the branches of the tree)... Everybody agrees that this recurring image is the reflexion of a legendary episode that is today entirely lost. There's a tale there that was not recorded - many have tried to recreate it, with various results...
[Anne Ross, in her article "Esus et les trois grues", used comparisons with Irish-Celtic mythology and other Celtic folktales to prove that this episode was likely of a solar nature and that the three birds likely depicted transformed goddesses. Paul-Marie Duval, in the article "Esus et ses outils sur des bas-reliefs" pointed out the difference between his two famous depictions - in one he cuts the branches, in the other the trunk of the tree - to prove that the core idea of the myth is that the god is simply "cutting down" the forest in an attempt to find back the animals "lost" in the woods]
So if we cannot know things out of this picture, what else can we find about Esus? We know that his name appeared in a recurring way in Gallic proper names: "Esugenus" (son of Esus), "Esunertus" (he who has the strength of Esus), "Esumagius" (powerful like Esus)... All these names implies Esus was some sort of "strongman" of the gods. Some argue that Esus comes from the etymological root "veso" (the best, the better, the good one) - and they can push it further by comparing it to the Dagda ("the very good"). Others rather defend that Hesus is etymologically linked to "herus", "lord" or "master", which led some to believe Hesus was just an alternate name or identity for "Teutates" - the two being one entity that the Romans thought were two. This latter theory is reinforced by the strange syncretism confusion between the two...
Indeed, Teutates has been identified as both Mars and Mercury... And Esus has been identified as both Mars and Mercury. In the Roman sources where Teutates is translated as "Mars", Esus is identified as "Mercury" because his worship was apparently common among merchants. However, when the Roman sources identify Teutates with "Mercury" they claim Esus was the Gallic name of "Mars"... (Things are further complicated by how on the Trèves depiction, Esus is depicted alongside the Gaulish Mercury - Gaulish because he wears a torc and has Rosmerta by his side). As a result, some people argued that Esus was the actual "Gaulish Mars" or Gallic war-god, the one causing battles, bringing rage in combat, the one to which the Gallic warriors dedicated their slain victim during or after the war - instead of Teutates. But other argues it is not the case - and as I said above, it seems that ALL the main male gods of Gaul were linked to war in one way or another, so things cannot be clear-cut.
However, one thing that CAN be said is that Esus is definitively tied to trees. Outside of his "woodsman cutting down a tree" iconography, there was the strong Roman belief that Esus' human sacrifices were performed by having people hanged from trees... Not hanged as in "strangled with a rope", but hanged and then dying from "losing all of their blood". The descriptions of these sacrifices has fascinated scholars, since the Romans described a hanging and then a bleeding without talking at any points of a wounding... But it is safely assumed that Esus "sacrifices" were done by tying someone to a tree and bleeding them out. Some defend the idea it reflects the role of Esus as a god of vegetal fertility, since such a ritual would lead to the victim's blood pouring onto the tree's roots and thus "feeding" the tree; they compare it to various "hanging and stabbing" rituals found in cultures to ensure the harvest. Others compare it to the myth of Odin hanging on a tree while stabbed for nine days and nine nights. Other similar deaths have been pointed out: Lleu Llaw Gyffes in Welsh legends, or the Christian martyrdom of saint Marcel of Chalon.
Many people have tried to find a character in ulterior "Celtic" fiction tied to Esus. Some proposed that by linguistic transformations Esus' name ended up as the "Owain" of Ireland and the "Yvain" of France. Others defended the idea that Esus had correspondances with Cuchulainn.
(Esus as he appears on the Nautes pillar)
Outside of all what I said above, there are also various theories, reconstructions and so-called "claims" that have been going around... But which I doubt highly due to them not having reliable sources, solid proof, and sometimes common off a bit from nowhere - giving off the feeling of being VERY imaginative reconstructions... I'll still list them below (after all many of them are based on comparative mythology, Indo-European archetypes or comparisons with other Celtic myths, so maybe there's some truth in there) but I want to keep them separate:
Some people consider that Teutates was likely the "judge after death" in the Gallic thought of the afterlife: they believe that when a person from Gaul died, they presented themselves in front of Teutates who judged if they were worthy. Worthy of what? Well, for some of an idyllic afterlife/otherworld of endless summer and bountiful orchards - yes, openly identified and linked with Avallon. For others, worthy of a reincarnation. [However to my knowledge there are no actual sources linking Teutates to the afterlife, Avalon, reincarnation or any "cosmic jugement"]
Some people "reconstructed" a myth opposing Taranis and Esus as a sky-god and earth-god, supposedly fighting for the love/ownership/marriage with the Mother-Goddess (imagined to have been Taranis' wife at first, then to have left him for Esus', and Taranis' revenge being tied to the episode of the "bull with the three cranes").
Some people believe that Esus and Cernunnos were one and the same, the two faces of the "earth god". Supposedly, Esus was the more "human" face of the god corresponding to springtime, to the blooming vegetation of the "surface", while Cernunnos was his more "monstrous" face, corresponding to the winter and to the nature retreating "underground", in the underworld over which Cernunnos ruled.
(A Roman sculpture of Jupiter-Taranis)
#the gods of gaul#gallic mythology#ancient gaul#taranis#teutates#esus#gaulish gods#gaulish mythology#gods of gaul
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Guys. Relationship ended with Francis, now I'm with Teutates Taranis. My boyfriend PLEASPLEASEPLEASE I'm coping
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Sorry my gay ass fell asleep but ok ok. Gonna start with the hierarchy first because I think about it too much.
The Horsemen are all technically the rulers (Yan Luo, Shub, Ishtar, Teutates), but since the place they live (which is honestly just more of a small village with a huge castle where all the Horsemen live) is owned by Yan Luo's family she technically holds the title of ruler. As I said in my headcanons post she is the youngest because Death and War are hereditary titles (Death and War tend to leave no survivors and be generational. Famine will keep whoever is causing the famine alive, and Pestilence requires creation and life). When the Horseman title is passed down, the next in line will be "branded" with a magic sigil which allows the older Horseman to transfer their powers. A Horseman cannot die when holding the title, but once they give it up they very much can die. Consorts are anyone with relation to the Horsemen, be it family or lover. They are required to have the symbol of their Horseman somewhere on their clothes or an accessory, and it is a sign of great disrespect to align yourself with a different part of the apocalypse. Next are ritual performers who. Perform the rituals or provide sacrifices (Abducius used to sacrifice people but in my version one of the fankids I made took over). These three upper rungs are privvy to information the general public doesn't know. Common Nightmares are everyone else. The extra guys (Chester, Clown, Nightmare Clown, Mask Ghost) aren't part of their society, and dopples are regarded as animals. 42 and Peach Peach are just. Outdoor cats you aren't supposed to feed.
Alignment is just which part of the apocalypse you aling yourself most with. Death is the absence of change and. Death. Pestilence is creation, Famine is constant change and being able to handle it, and War is destruction. You can choose to wear the symbol of the Horseman you are aligned to, but it often doesn't curry you any favours and can even make people just. Really mad at you. So most people do not do this.
There are marks you can get that do magic things though! Yan Luo's handmaidens and Teutates' army all have magic sigils on their shoulder blades so they can be easily summoned by their respective boss. Summoning people they know is something all Horsemen can do, but it takes a lot of energy and focus so having it as a button press is just so much easier. Other Nightmares can also create marks, but those take a lot more power and time, so most won't. You can also create charms to override any magic placed upon someone by a Horseman.
The group has a sacrifice every full moon to replenish their power. Everyone must attend because in order for this to work in any capacity the power must flow through each member of the Nightmares, completing the "circuit". There are also week long festivals dedicated to each Horseman because. Again they are really important. Spring has a fair with games and such, and Ishtar's special ritual includes no sacrifices. Summer has a week long feast with a mass sacrifice right in the middle so they can have meat. Fall has the tournament where a bunch of humans must fight both themselves and occasionally a Nightmare, and the winner fights Teutates. Winter has a week long funeral, concluding with a final sacrifice to start the new year. Also, each Horseman has a certain thing they go through each season, and all of the other Horsemen are affected but people with opposite seasons (Yan Luo and Shub, Ishtar and Teutates) are less affected. Yan Luo does into a deep depression each winter, Ishtar gets a certain way, Shub gets ravenously hungry, and Teutates is consumed with bloodlust. This also affects the rest of the nightmares too, just also to a lesser extent.
Going back to the Mask Ghost I just want to say I think she is a victim of the Nightmare Clown and now is forced to ask to be let in but never stay.
Also! In my version, the Nightmare Realm is a real place because my doorman character (the dOOrman) is connected to like. My pantheon of gods. They are also not human, they are a type of extra dimensional being known as a Contrivance which are beings created from the pure hope someone will come to save them. That's why they are a doorman! But yeah they had intrusive thoughts so bad they created a whole pocket dimension (I personally think the Nightmare versions are how the outside world perceives each of the neighbors so. Yeah :). ) They still aren't a human in the nightmare realm, they are an angel. A different kind of angel to Quachil though.
That should be it for now but. If you have any questions. You can totally ask :3

bro i LOVE how deep your horsemen au/hc is, id love to see this as a fanfic/comic!!!!!!!
#thats not my neighbor#tnmn nightmare mode#yan luo wang diyu#shub niggurath#ishtar ereskigal#teutates taranis
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.hi ii forgot ii could post art here so have a teutates
.ii dont have the energy for a whole drawing so this doodle is all youre getting
#that's not my neighbor#teutates taranis#doodle#drawing#art#heehee ^_^#🎪#hes my favorite#little meow meow
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Ishtar and Teutates Discord server emojis !!!
Pspspsps down here !!! Yeah here !!!

Discord server link is in my pinned post !!
#that's not my neighbor#tnmn#tnmn nightmare mode#that's not my neighbor nightmare mode#teutates taranis#ishtar ereskigal#ishtates
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I haven’t posted my headcanons here for ages but I believe that the nightmare residents operate together like a guild. They do their own jobs tormenting humanity together but they have a ranking on who’s the most to least powerful. They have a tournament once every 50 years to compete who’s the strongest. The competition will be hosted by Zoth and Chaugnar (who also competes) because so far they’re top most powerful beings. No one has outranked them yet.
The arena will be held in a dark coliseum with gladiator styled magic/power battles. For each round, the nightmare residents will be randomly paired against each other and fight until who’s the last one standing. The winner of the tournament will move to a higher rank. So far the power tier list is:
Most powerful: Zoth, Chaugnar, Yan Luo
Very powerful: Quachil, Lilith, Anazareth, Teutates, Shub
Mid tier: Xezbet, Drugia, Ishtar, Yog, Abducius
Least powerful: Orcus, Izanami, Dagda, Exael, Barbatos, Nyogtha
Hi anon! Glad to see you again!
OHHH thats honestly so cool!! I like that! And it makes sense, after all how else would you rank their power
I really like your ranking for them too, it makes sense for Yan Luo to be one of the highest. And I do feel like the ones you out at the lowest rank aren't exactly all that powerful.
Wait, where's Ah Puch-
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