#testimoni hammer of thor

[birdybirdnerd]

👀 bifrost incident stage play????

youve opened pandoras box my friend. get ready

okay so i had this idea back in 2019 when i first got into the mechs and specifically first heard tbi. im a theater kid and have chronic amv/animatic brain where i visualize things real easy, so when i first listened to this album i was SLAMMED with the realization that, actually, tbi is PERFECT for a stage adaptation

imagine, if you will:

inspector lyf, at his desk side-stage and in front of the curtains. stalking across the stage, talking direct to the audience as he waves the black box, setting the stage and the story ahead and theorizing as to whats going on

the first chords of odins launch speech are heard, and the curtains open wide on the exterior of the train, odin at a podium, and a crowd listening intently

during each of lyfs speaking parts (cold case/person of interest/etc), he walks across the stage and explains things, as the set changes behind him. new characters arrive, spotlights shining as lyf wonders what theyre doing there, if they were the one that sabotaged the train

in the style of kabuki theater, the stagehands are dressed all in black, silently moving the set around the actors, changing things and completely invisible, the audience accustomed to ignoring them at this point

lokis song comes, and the whole time she sings, she is beset by these stagehands, dragging her around like another set piece, harassing her, interacting with her but still invisible to everyone else. sigyn tries to get her attention during her song, tries to pull her into their wedding dance- but the stagehands keep pulling loki into dances of their own, all while sigyn has no idea why her wife wont so much as look at her

losing track, lyf is losing track and the suspects are lined up onstage, singing, taunting as lyf stalks among them, grabbing their arms and faces and demanding answers. as he loses his mind, falling into despair, they turn to him and grab him back, pull him down, yell the only words they have left at him as he despairs.

the live band is dressed in theme, all steampunk-ed up, on a mini stage off opposite lyf with minimal lighting on them, until- expert testimony comes by, lyf bemoans having to go to the imprisoned bandits that annoy him so, as he crosses the stage, only for the lights to rise on the band and guess who theyve been the whole time!

red signal. lyf stands center stage, frozen in place as he chants, summoning that squamous something from beyond the veil, as those stagehands, all-black, all-invisible, shift and change before the audiences eyes, pulling out rainbow scarves, makeup once hidden shining bright and vivid in sudden black light. they dash off the stage as the rip between worlds widens, run amok the audience, slamming through doors and screeching as lyf voice raises higher, higher, until-

intermission

and when the audience comes back, the stage is... wrong

more black light, the set has warped and twisted. rainbow lights shimmer brighter on the backdrop, splashing in pools on the stage and the actors faces. the stagehands run free now, the monsters from behind the veil, the unholy things now attacking the actors directly, tearing them apart as the train falls into chaos

thor confronts the all-mother, transformed; she stands at the top of a podium now, the top of a platform while her costume has expanded around her, grandiose robes melting into a massive, writhing puppet manned by the stagehands, a bright and staring eye projected behind her head, staring at the audience, watching. thor fights off the hands, loses, and finally throws his hammer at the eye- replaced with a bright, white crack as the stars claim them both

loki and sigyn share a final tender moment in the engine room, they get their dance in before sigyn slips the line into her wifes arm. they share a final kiss as the curtains close on them, leaving...

lyf, standing center-stage. bottle in hand, exhausted, terrified. he bids the audience good luck, laughs wryly about the bandits disappearing - at some point, the live band quietly disappeared from their side-stage - and slips behind the curtain

terminus

the radio static fizzes, and as we hear the panic spread across the galaxy, the curtains part for bows. the bell tolls, flashing that bright, staring eye back as all other lights go off, plummeting everyone into dark and stark relief

-

so yeah, ive thought of this a normal amount

[honestlyboringperson]

This entire project took almost all of summer vacation…

I know both Cub isn’t part of the life series, but I just couldn’t resist!

Southlanders

Team B.E.S.T.

The Scottage + Gem

Fairy Fort

Joel - “Bolt” - The Chariot Arcana - Zeus/Thor

“Former” delinquent and architecture student, Joel is abrasive, sarcastic, and even a little mean spirited. He has a short temper, but is highly protective of his friends, especially Jimmy. He tends to poke fun at his friends, and refuses to give up on anything, even if the odds are against him and it’s best to admit defeat. The only one who can reign him in is his girlfriend, who he is hopelessly in love with and can match his stubborn personality with her own. And remember; He’s not obsessed with that stupid engineer with the face mask.

His persona in the metaverse is Zeus. Joel’s Empires character was a Zeus like figure, so why not have him as his persona? Zeus is known for messing in mortal affairs for better or for worse, either punishing those who wrong him or “inconveniencing” anyone who catches his eye. He is the god of storms and can summon lightning with ease, and has an ego to match.

His Ultimate Persona is Thor, The Norse god of strength, storms, and thunder, much like Zeus. Thor wields the legendary hammer Mjolnir, which can smite anything that it hits. He’s noted for his temper and the time Mjolnir was stolen and he had to dress as Freyja in a wedding dress to take it back.

Scar - “Mage” - The Fortune Arcana - Pied Piper/Mephisto

An actor for an up and coming popular superhero show. Although he appears as a non-serious, goofy, and lighthearted demeanour, beneath that silly exterior is a cunning and intelligent hitman, with several kills under his belt. With the helps of his teammate and co-owner Cub, he created a hitman business (called “ConCorp”) with several people, ranging from politicians to businessmen, requesting his and Cub’s services for a hefty sum of money. He is in a shaky alliance with the Phantom Thieves, with his and Cub’s cooperation bought through a large amount of money.

His persona is The Pied Piper, the titular character of the german folktale and legend where a Piper in colourful clothing helps a town with a rat infestation by luring the rats away with his flute music. When the citizens refused to pay him for his efforts, he lured away their children, never to be seen again.

His Ultimate Persona is Mephisto, the antagonist of the german tale of Faust. Within the story, he offers Faust a deal; he’ll aid Faust in his pursuit of both knowledge and happiness, but if he ever feels complete and fulfilled, his soul is his to own. This created the adjective “Faustian” meaning someone who risks spiritual values for something in return.

Cub - “Warden” - The Death Arcana - Zeta Reticulan/Sisyphus

Cub is Scar’s business partner, and fellow hitman. Much like Scar, his laidback and chill demeanour hides a cunning sharp as a knife. He handles most of the business and financial matters in his assassination business. Many of his clients often assume he is more put together or “sane” compared to Scar, but he simply appears more laidback and is possibly even more unstable compared to Scar. The alliance between the two hitmen and the Phantom Thieves is intensely unstable, with both parties having contingency plans in case of a betrayal.

Zeta Reticulan is another word for Martian or alien. They are stereotypically inquisitive, and one of the most popular tropes in media is where an alien steals a person or livestock to experiment with. They appear all over the world with several people giving testimonies to seeing them. They are typically seen as on par or exceeding human intelligence.

His Ultimate Persona is Sisyphus, a king who trapped and evaded death itself. By locking Thanatos, the personification and god of death in a trunk, he was able to continue living beyond what was originally planned. As punishment however, he was forced to push a giant boulder up a mountain in death, unable to move on.

[fmp2anyapriceundrill]

Famous items ( research)

--- VHS Tapes - ( The Ring ) ---

--- The One Ring ---

--- The Holy Grail ---

--- Excalibur ---

--- Mjolnir ---

It was used both as a devastating weapon and as a divine instrument to provide blessings. The hammer is attested in numerous sources, including the 11th century runic Kvinneby amulet, the Poetic Edda, a collection of eddic poetry compiled in the 13th century, and the Prose Edda, a collection of prose and poetry compiled in the 13th century. The hammer was commonly worn as a pendant during the Viking Age in the Scandinavian cultural sphere, and Thor and his hammer occur depicted on a variety of objects from the archaeological record. Today the symbol appears in a wide variety of media and is again worn as a pendant.

--- Pandora's Box ---

Pandora's box is a container left in the care of her husband, thus releasing curses upon mankind. Later depictions of the story have been varied, with some literary and artistic treatments focusing more on the contents than on Pandora herself.

It's also an artifact in Greek mythology connected with the myth of Pandora; who is a forced wife of Hades.

--- Ark of the Covenant ---

The Ark of the Covenant is also known as the Ark of the Testimony or the Ark of God.

Is supposed to be believed to have been the most sacred religious relic of the Israelites. It is described as a wooden chest coated in pure gold and topped off by an elaborate golden lid known as the mercy seat. According to the Book of Exodus and the First Book of Kings in the Hebrew Bible and the Old Testament, the Ark contained the Tablets of the Law, by which God delivered the Ten Commandments.

[the-firebird69]

Tommy f is getting hammered on and he deserves it he's going to pest for a long time and a massive one to our son he needs to pay for it and a lot of people need to pay for their activities didn't really do them any good and he's stupid and he's going to die surely too his movie start up and he's out and they're starting out edge of Tomorrow will be soon very soon. Several ships leave and they moved the sarcophagya and he's forced to leave yes things to come back and really they can stop him and they go over there and the items are collected together in the sarcophagus to remember he opened it and they all want to see what it looks like cuz they think he may have put it in there and they thought about it he may have sent the bodies back without the item just doesn't make any sense it makes him a stupid person so he's going to around and if he takes it in the past it won't be there some people need to know if he's going to do that or if he did it and it's already happened and there's one witness and it's the guy that got shot and Captain and what's the name of the guy with Justin and he could not stop him from hooking up into the window and saying let someone else do that and it was the same guy and he would not stop doing it at one point to see Justin wrestling down to the ground he says I want to see where we're going he captures us I'm dead since you didn't get shot you can see them up there so he can't make the shot using power they have new bullets he says how old it was too late he says tell me what was it this is just a body

And nothing else here's why are you insane is that what this is all about he says yes since I'll knock you off too and he had the weapon and he said you told me nothing's in it cuz most people don't believe me he heard our son say most people are clones and that's Justin he's not a clone. He heard as a friend of yours he said what do I do said I need you to not get shot and we need your testimony desperately so he's trying to stay down and get hit and it was very bad so we know what happens and we know that the item did not go back and he said it he can hear him say it and this already happens and Tony f is after Justin so these guys say this we need you to say this to us and so they figured it out and they turned around they said we're going to get this guy and get out of here started working and they still are and he's losing and he's going to lose in Egypt and he will lose because I need to see where that item is

Thor Freya

Olympus

Going to put a hit on you Tommy f and especially it's just keeps you occupied f****** go outside of your bones plucking bullets out of your bones

Zues Hera

[sherrybaby14]

Prompt Challenge Masterlist

Marvel

Lust Royale by @oh-its-nova   

Smut with Steve Rogers, where the reader just want sex all the time to the point that he is exhausted and she’s still insatiable and asking for more to the point where they almost doesn’t leave the bedroom anymore and everyone in the tower makes fun of them. maybe with some fluff at the end where Steve explains to her that he needs a break.

Change of Plans by @siren-kitten-his

Dark!Stucky where Bucky and Steve both intend to kidnap the same girl and only realize it when they arrive to do the kidnapping at the same time

Smoke Screen by @opheliadawnwalker3

Modern day Steve uses SHIELD technology to make himself appear pre serum and tiny and uses his gentlemanly guise to lure reader into liking him. Only to reveal his muscular form.

Record Break by @opalsandlacemain

Breeding with Sam Wilson 

Uneasy Lies the Crown by @awesomerextyphoon

After dealing with Hela and the destruction of Asgard, Thor settles the remainder of his people on Arcadia instead of Earth. He slowly starts to crack under the weight of being king and an Avenger. Thor soon looks for a queen, and decides that you are the one…whether you want to or not.

Tardy by @readytowalkthestars

Dr. Strange uses his magical powers to his advantage.

Moonlighting by @blue-like-barnes

Tony or someone takes Steve to a sex shop and left him there to freak him out but instead he ends up f***ing the girl/boy behind the register’

Hindsight is 20/20 by @threeminutesoflife

Stalker!Steve finally gives up and the reader misses him so she starts stalking him and he likes it

Don’t Touch Thor’s Hammer by @angrythingstarlight​

Don’t let Steve see you play with Thor’s hammer

Seeing Double by @allaboardthereadingrailroad​

Steve takes you and he just seems really sweet and innocent at first and then at other times he almost seems like a completely different person

A Pirates Life by @bunkerbucky​

A pirate!bucky x shy maid reader in which the readers friend is the adventurous princess that wants more outta life so she convinces reader to sneak away and they get caught up with pirates and bucky takes a liking to the reader and dubcon too please

Little Mix by @saiyanprincessswanie​

Dark!Steve drugs the reader with sex pollen and has his way with her multiple times. Bucky finds out what Steve is doing and tries to convince him that it is wrong. But, once Steve shows Bucky how good the reader is during drugged sex he can’t help but have his way with her too

Jealous Sea by @thran-duils​

Jealous dark!Tony smut with a reader who’s already in an established relationship.  Get that Suit involved as a side too.

My Beautiful Annabel Lee by @cherienymphe​

Half the town thinks Loki Laufeyson is a caring employer. The other half thinks he’s a murderer.

Anywhere by @sapphirescrolls​ 

Steve looses control when drunk!reader throws herself at him

Elan Vital by @deboryanne​

Bucky spanks you with his metal arm as a punishment

Savior by @lostinthoughts23​

Dr. Strange knows that he must fuck the reader (because of time stone knowledge) or she will die, even though she is apprehensive to the idea.

On the Line by @tropicalcap​

Early morning lovin’ turned into shenanigans with your best guy.

There’s No Saying Goodbye to me by @caffiend-queen​

“Steve Rogers left you for another woman and then comes back. You won’t forgive him, but he won’t give up until you have.” 

Karma is a Bitch by @sweetness47​

After finally getting her freedom from mob life and putting her brother, James “Bucky” Barnes, behind bars with her testimony, a chance encounter with a wounded man puts everything she’s built for herself in jeopardy.

My Princess by @nekoannie-chan​

What will Steve be able to do to have the person he loves with him?

A Compersive Nature by @mariessecretfantasies​

For years you’ve hidden your identity, but without your suppressants, it begins to show itself at a most inopportune time. (DARK FIC)

All Tied Up by @ohwowreallycool​

The reader ties Bucky up but Bucky, being super strong, just breaks through and is really angry.

Loves In The Little Things by @fanfictionaries​

A little story following the progression of Steve and a musician falling in love. With a little added extra at the end!

Good Boy by @etherealwaifgoddess​

You discover a new kink of Loki’s during sex

Things Said in the Dark by @impala-1979​

Loki x reader based off. Beneath a Moonless Sky from Love Never Dies? (Reader is married to Thor.)

Beg by @gothgirlmahi​

Established dom!reader x sub!Steve where she gets him to agree to pegging for the first time

Buttercup by @sophiria​ 

Steve comes back for you 

The Witcher

Somnium by @scribbles-and-dribbles

Geralt spending the night at an inn reader works at after killing a monster that had been terrorizing the town, and reader sneaks into his room at night to give him her own thanks but then gets frightened at how actually Violent and Strong he is and makes to leave, but he insists on following through

[imagine-loki]

Two Hot Chocolates, A Brownie and A Norse God of Mischief

TITLE: Two Hot Chocolates, A Brownie and a Norse God Of Mischief

CHAPTER NUMBER: One-shot

AUTHOR: Inspired-snowflace

ORIGINAL IMAGINE: imagine that you are really interested in MARVEL and you and your friend are always like quoting the movies and so one day ur in a cafe and u say a Loki quote and then someone behind u finishes the quote ur saying and it sounds hella like Loki so u turn around to be like whoa great impression but when you turn around it’s actually Loki and he’s like nice impression and ur like dead and just fangirling and Loki is just loving being adored so much and so u two end up hanging out and fall in love

NOTES/WARNINGS: I haven’t written anything in the past 3 months. So this is my attempt to get back to writing. I am sorry if it isn’t good, but I tried real hard. I am sorry it I disappointed the original imagine writer due to not putting the same ending. (And not to mention half of it iust got deleted by itself)

"When you said you were opening Wakanda to the world, this is not what I imagined."

“Well, what did you imagine?”

“The Olympics, a starbucks maybe?”

That was it. That was all your crazy friend had to say to lead to this moment. You had shifted to a new place and this was the first time your friend was visiting you. You took her to the nearby Starbucks, because Olympics wasn’t really your cup of tea. As you entered the store, the only noise was the small bell on the door. Well, that you and your friend were here, not anymore.

“I am Loki of Asgard and I am burdened with glorious purpose" Your friend screamed, testimony to the statement that you both quoted the movies so much that you wont notice even if you came face to face with the real avengers.

You looked inside to see a couple sitting and a man with his back turned to you. Hm.. Didn’t look like the kind of people who would call an ambulance on you guys to take you to the mental hospital.

You liked this branch because it was cosier as compared to the others, with a very few people. The shop had mahogany furniture which mingled beautifully with the smell of freshly brewed coffee and hints of vanilla. You went to place the order while your friend picked a seat.

“Is that your friend?” The barista asked you sceptically. He didn’t think you mad and you attributed that painful fact to the inability to scream quotes when you were alone.

“Loki is beyond reason but he is of Asgard and he is my brother.”

He stared at you blankly. Ahhh... not a fan. Probable candidate of calling the ambulance.

“I would like two hot chocolates, a brownie and a Norse God of Mischief please.” You placed your order.

“Hot chocolates- 2, Brownie-1 and... what was your last request?”

“Never mind.. you guys don’t have it on the menu” You wish you knew how wrong you were at the moment.

“That will be 12.50.”

You paid and waited for your order. When it arrived, you picked it daintily and turned around. You saw her sitting ahead of the man. Yet, she took matters in her own hands.

“Cap, On your left.” She turned and waved as if there were a hundred occupied tables instead of just three. She was sitting on the table ahead of the man, which were the only two tables on the left. She had purposely chosen that table. Cheeky girl!! A+ for the effort.

Placing the order down you sat opposite to her your back to the man. Immediately, she picked the cup with your name on it.

“He spelt your name wrong!!! He had one job!! Just the one!!”

Well, you had corrected the man the last time you were here. But people spelt it wrong so often that you stopped correcting them. It wasn’t exactly new for you.

“If it’s all the same to you, I will have that drink now.”

You friend turned to look at the barista and scream some Tony, or better yet, Falcon quote. Instead she turned back without screaming and said, “Oh God!! He is cute!!”

Trust your friend to fall in love with someone who is minutes away from calling the ambulance on you guys.

“There is only one God ma’am, and I am pretty sure he does not dress like that.”

“Loki.” You both said at once, laughing and high-fiving.

“I swear he exists only to raise my expectations in men. Normal men- yeah! They will never be God.” You added.

“Your world on the balance and you bargain for one man?”

“Any day... If you are talking about Loki, that is.”

There was a few minutes of silence where you both savoured your hot chocolates and the brownie. You hear footsteps and saw the couple leave.

“I wanted to tell you something..” Your friend said, interrupting the peace.

“I was having 12 percent of the moment.” You added closely after, “I am listening.”

“I understood that reference.” She said pointing out like Steve.

She continued, “Since you have given the breakfast treat, allow me to take you lunch. There is a Shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I don’t know what it is, but I want to try it.”

“Why do you wanna take me to lunch? Tell me!!” You whisper screamed.

“Its really not that complicated. I got red on my ledger, I'd like to wipe it out.”

The next dialogue was more malicious, but cursed be you if you allowed a chance to say Loki’s dialogue slip. So you steeled yourself and began, “Can you?”

“Can you wipe out that much red? Dreykov's daughter, Sao Paulo, the hospital fire? Barton told me everything.” Came a voice from behind you, nailing the dialogue, the British accent and the snark down to a T. You literally froze, a chill went down your spine as you understood the dread that must have sparked in Agent Romanoff. However, it died as soon as the dialogue ended. Not for your friend though, she sat with her jaw hanging as if she had just seen a ghost.

“Umm.. wow man!! That was flawless. You nailed it down perfectly.” Under normal circumstances, you would have quoted the movies but all flew out of your head when he spoke.

Your voice seemed to snap your friend out of the daze she was stuck in. Her eyes widened and she pointed the space behind you. She tried to speak but no words came out. Her eyes were unblinking as if she feared that a blink will turn it into a dream.

“Cap, to your left” She finally said, but you figured her words from reading her lips rather than what she said, for her voice was completely inaudible.

You turned around.

No. No way.

Sitting there was a man, with a chiselled marble face, framed by night black hair, his bluish-green eyes seemed so deep that you could not look away. It seemed like the sea had engulfed you with its beauty. But your focus was stolen by the smile. Despite the mean comment, the smile was hopeful, was genuine.

You had argued with you friend that the first thing you would do if you ever saw Loki would be to scream, jump up and down no matter the situation. But even as you tried to say his name, your voice got stuck with the various emotions having a party in your throat. This time your friend snapped you out of the temporary muteness by whisper screaming.

“This is madness!!”

“Is it?” His eyes softened as he looked at you, “Is it?”

“OhMyGodLokiThisIsUnbelievableIAmAHugeFan!!” You squealed in an incoherent language.

“Darling, I am pretty sure even allspeak cant translate that.” He said with a laugh.

“Oh my gosh!!! Can we get a hug?” Finally, all the quotes flew out of your friend’s mind.

He had such an innocent smile on his face that it seemed impossible that this guy had tried to attack New York. He stood up and green light shimmered around him, changing his coat into the costume from the avengers. He held his arms open calling you both for a hug.

You were quicker to respond. “Mmmm.. Brother, you look ravishing.” And proceeded to throw your arms around him and bear hugged with as much love as your body could muster, making sure to convey the love and make your tumblr friends proud. Behind you, your friend had completely lost her mind at the change of outfit.

“Dont faint. Don’t faint. Don’t faint....” She repeated like a mantra while pressing her fingers into her temples as if that would keep her alive.

“Does she do this often?” Loki asked you amused at the effect he had on your friend.

“Only when she meets incredibly hot Gods of Mischief in their armour.” You said with a smirk.

You nervously glanced at the counter because it was about time for the ambulance to be called. He was busy cleaning the counter, leaving you guys to your own shenanigans. Phew!! No ambulance.

Then you noticed the mischievous glint in Loki's eyes with the words, “Just a bit of illusion magic dear.”

Meanwhile, you saw that your friend was crushing Loki in a bear hug so tightly that you doubted he was able to breathe but he didn’t say anything, happy for the love and attention he was getting.

“Now, now, darling, even if I am a God, an occasional breath of oxygen would be nice.” Your friend loosened ever so slightly, taking his words ‘occasional breath of oxygen’ too literally.

“Hey!! Get off him!! Get yourself your own Loki. He is my God of Mischief!!” You pouted and started playfully hitting your friend, urging her to stop hugging him so that you could be in his embrace again. After all, how many people are luck enough to hug their fictional crush.

Loki threw his head back and laughed and opened his arm, “Well, I can definitely handle two mortals crushing me.” You threw yourself into his open waiting arm after poking your friend a bit so that you could squish your cheek against his armour.

“I must say; it was easier to breathe with Thor's hammer on my chest. You mortals are pretty strong.”

“You have an army.” Your friend’s muffled voice came and then added, “And we will most certainly kneel.” Loki laughed at that though his cheeks were sprinkled pink.

“How about my beautiful ladies stop crushing me like a bilgesnipe its prey, and then perhaps we talk and exchange, what do they call it, phone numbers?”

“Deal!!” You promptly screamed. Your friend promptly fainted.

“I am honoured?” He questioned, winking at you.

“Oh don’t worry about her”, you dismissed. “She wouldn’t want to miss your phone number.” You said while facing your friend.

“Of course I will not!!” your friend said while keeping her fainted pretence. “Haven’t you seen enough movies to know that this is the cliché where he falls in love with me?”

You all laughed.

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[atombombblonde]

‘I’ll be right back. I promise.’

Oh how those few words had fallen apart on her so quickly.

She had left her family with a warm smile, a tight hug for Sarah and a long kiss for Steve before she had departed in a car provided by the CIA, her infamous catsuit packed into the bag next to her. 

It was a highly secretive mission, one that she had been unable to tell even Steve about let alone Sarah despite how much she wanted to put the young girl’s anxieties to rest. However, despite how secretive it had been, it was only meant to be in and out, with Sharon home in two weeks.

And then the world ended.

Or at least that was what it felt like as the people around her started to panic, limbs and faces turning to dust around her, screams and chaos erupting onto the streets surrounding the safe house she had been in. And then she felt it herself, like everything inside of her was just, letting go. And Agent 13 was no more. 

- 

Sharon awoke in the same place she’d fallen, on the dusty floor of a safe house in isolated Russia, surrounded by two men who seemed equally as confused as she was. Their communications back to. HQ didn’t work and mayday calls home weren’t being received. No one could tell them what happened. 

It took a month for the team to get back to America, after hiking around Russia, gathering scraps of information from confused and scared locals. They were slowly welcomed back into a world that had moved on without them. 

The most startling thing to Sharon was the large bronze memorial statue of her husband at the airport, showing off his brave face and powerful stance, protected by his own shield and Thor’s hammer, Then they filled her in. 

They won. All those who were dusted were brought back into the world. And her husband had died a hero. 

“Where is she!” Sharon slammed her hand on the desk of a random woman who was apparently in charge of the will and testimony of Steve Rogers, the woman shaking in her seat. 

“We thought you were dead. No one could contact you.” 

I was abandoned by them. My family was abandoned by them.

Sam’s address was eventually given to her with the promise that her daughter was safe behind the four walls that held the roof up. 

She didn’t bother waiting for a car and instead ran for the nearest taxi. Cash was tossed in the driver’s direction once he came to a slow enough stop by the curb and Sharon left the door open in a desperate attempt to get to her daughter faster. 

The door was kicked open, proving how feeble Sam’s locks were, revealing a tired, stressed, and scared Sharon with wild eyes and trembling hands. 

“Sarah?”

@chaoskept

[sabine-leo]

Hammered & A lovely surprise

Author: HAMMERED by @sabine-leo & A LOVELY SURPRISE by @only-kneel-before-loki

Collaboration : A lovely surprise by @only-kneel-before-loki

Genre: Fluff, Humour, Teasing,

Part: ONESHOT

Idea: @sabine-leo Chat 

Note: Hey there, after writing the chat @only-kneel-before-loki wrote me if I´d like for her to write a Oneshot regarding the conversation in the chat-post. After some messages we decided to each write a story and give them both to you! So, basically 1 idea 2 different scenarios in a collaboration project!!

We do hope you enjoy each idea!!  

Maybe it wasn´t the last time we collaborated!!

@sabine-leo & @only-kneel-before-loki

HAMMERED:

This was the 9th fluffy looking drink with a little umbrella in it that he sucked through a too thin looking straw. His cheekbones standing out, ready to cut anyone who dared to touch them, when he sucked the blue, frosty looking liquid into his mouth. Leaning back and licking his lips he grinned.

“Thisss is by far the best!” The s was slurring a little but the raven-haired god didn´t mind, no he felt wonderful for a change! 

Tony grinned watching Loki scan the crowd after putting his drink down and said

“We just have ordered half the cocktails on their menu, don´t give a testimony before you tasted them all!” Clint nudged Tony’s side and showed him the next thing they should order.

“There is a cocktail called Hammered!” Clint laughed loudly.

Thor leaned in and said “I want one of those!”

“Alright!” Stark snapped with his finger. “Hammered 4 times it is!”  

The fluorescent lights twitching over the people on the dancefloor and the dim lights around it wrapped the 4 normally noticeable men in a comfy darkness of anonymity. The music was loud but rhythmic and the bodies swaying to it kind of calming. Loki’s gaze had pinned down one body in particular for the last 30 minutes. Yours. The way you danced, the way you let the music flow through your body and gave it form was enchanting to him. Not to mention that he liked the way you smiled and almost could hear you laughing when your friend said something funny into your ear.

 Opening the collar of his black dress shirt, he got rid of the tie and his suit jacket to roll up the hems of his shirt a bit. Thor looked at him a bit confused. Loki never seemed to relax out on Midgard after he had tried to take it over. But that was a long time ago and he really had proven himself as part of the team lately. Tony padded his back “FINALLY…you got rid of the stick up your ass…always so regal, I wanna see you let loose!” Loki just smirked and downed the rest of his drink.

“I think you may regret saying that Stark!” Thor boomed but Clint only laughed

“Nah, he won´t…he likes a bit of chaos and destruction when he parties AND he can pay the bill, so nobody cares!”

 Tony followed Loki´s gaze. “Oh, found something interesting on the dancefloor?” Never taking his eyes off you Loki nodded. “This particular Midgardian has a way to move that is bewitching!”

He tilted his head and licked his lips. Standing up he swayed on his feet a moment. “Wooah…”

That was a headrush. Tony stood to steady him for a second and said into his ear “Go get her!”

“Oh yes!” Loki grinned mischievously. Thor didn´t seem to be on board..

“Sit back down brother, Now!”

Tony looked irritated at Thor and lifted an eyebrow “Thor, let him be...for once he´s having fun”

“Yes but...” The look Tony gave Thor was exasperated and displeased.

Clint still sitting on the couch had trouble following the conversation

“But what? It´s too damn loud in here”

Clapping his hands together Loki nodded. “I´ll do it!”

Thor stood up “NO!” But Clint tucked at his jeans, hard! And he fell back into the seat.

 Loki walked over to the dancefloor, Tony sat back down and laughed

“Oh this is gonna be fun to watch! I thought you were on board with this Conan!”

Thor just rolled his eyes and leaned forward.

 A little misstep and Loki tumbled almost into you. Regaining his composure, he cleared his throat and tapped you on the shoulder with a smile on his handsome face.

“Xcuse me! Your lips look lonely...do they want to meet mine?”

Turning around you looked a bit startled at first. Oh boy, he looked handsome but this line…that was a No-Go. Was he making fun of you?

You couldn´t formulate an answer quickly enough before he tried again.

“Kiss me if I am wrong, but I think I am drunk... No wait…that was false…You look hot by the way...”

All you could do was stare at this tall, dark and handsome man in front of you and grin a little.

 Loki waved his finger, thinking hard and then he let the most handsome smile tuck up his lips and laughingly winked at you. “ I got it...”

He turned away from you, then back to you again and tapped your shoulder another time.

That alone had you smiling. He really mimicked to do it all over again?

 “That´s a nice shirt...can I talk you out of it?” His voice had dropped into a deep sonorous rumble and his eyes had a captivating quality to them. But before you could even think of a comeback a mountain of a man came nearer and turned the dark haired handsome away from you.

In the sitting area Tony and Clint had tumbled over with hysterical laughter. Tears streamed down their faces and they were holding their bellies as if it hurt them to take in one more breath.

“Thank god for STARK tech! I was able to hear all this!”

Tony snorted with another fit of laughter.

 “I am so sorry! Those idiots over there gave him a book with bad Pick up lines. He´s not from here...”

With those words and an excusing smile the blond mountain steered himself and the dark haired one off the dancefloor. Loki slumped down into the seat, looking beat.

“You tricked me?” He asked a bit pale around the nose. “Oh yes!” Tony rubbed his eyes to get rid of the tears in them. “Boy, you had it coming….for a loooong time now!”

Still on the dancefloor you looked over to the 4 sitting man and watched them for a minute. They looked fairly familiar but that was not what bothered you. Yes, the pick up lines had been very cheesy and kind of lame, but the way he presented them was not. He had looked genuinely trying and a bit lost after he messed up the second one. At first you had thought he was making fun of you but now you knew for sure that he got pranked from his friends.

And to be honest, you wouldn´t have minded a little more time with him, or meeting his lips as he had asked at first. You weren´t one who let men pick you up all over the place. No, you normally never did that, but this particular one got you interested and you didn´t like the way he looked just now. Getting your phone out you looked up an equally cheesy line and laughed at your friend. She just shrugged her shoulders. “He was hot, go for it! Rescue the tall dark and handsome one in distress!”

 Walking over to the area they were sitting in you heard the laughter from his friends who still couldn’t seem to stop. He was sitting on the end of the sofa, so you came in from an angle and tapped his shoulder for a change. “Excuse me....Do your lips taste as good as they look?”

That got you 4 pairs of bedazzled eyes watching you. But one pair lit up and a grin toyed with very tasty looking lips indeed! “Feel free to try!” The smooth voice was back and you just bend down and smacked him a good one.

 One of his hands shoot up and held on to the back of your head as he stole another kiss, just for good measure. Next to you the man who had laughed the most looked dumbstruck and his voice was a little high as he yelled “DOES HE GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING?”

Thor just laughed and leaned back. “Don´t trick the Trickster!” Tony shook his head and downed his Hammered Cocktail AND Loki´s. “This can´t actually work!” He got up and pointed a finger at Clint.

“Don´t tell Pepper, this is just for research purposes!” He strode on the dancefloor and tapped the shoulder of a dancing woman. You couldn´t hear what he said but the smack from the slap his cheek caught was very much noticeable. Shaking his head and rubbing his face he came back and took the Hammered Clint offered him silently but grinning from ear to ear.

“Stark, you just got Hammered!” Thor boomed out and laughed to the hoots of everybody else.

 Loki just grinned at you and said “Thanks for saving me from embarrassment. Care to dance?! I am Loki by the way and I really would like to talk you out of that shirt later!”

“Let´s start with a dance Loki, I´m (Y/N)” Loki stood up and bend down to let your lips meet another time. “Hello (Y/N) nice to meet you” He entwined his hand with yours and tugged you onto the dancefloor.  

General tags for : @drakesfiance @confessionsofastrugglingteen @inlovewithfreyamikaelson @heart-shaped-hell

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[fandomwtightsunderneath]

Ragnarok 4D | TWH

Summary: During James Corden’s 4D debut of Thor: Ragnarok, Tom doesn’t realize that his girlfriend is in the audience.

A/N: If you guys haven’t seen James Corden’s Thor: Ragnarok 4D, PLEASE GO CHECK IT OUT. It is TOOOOOOOOOO funny. There are SOME Ragnarok spoilers, please be aware.

Word Count: 1766

[Y/N] couldn’t contain her excitement. She had kissed Tom goodbye earlier that night, telling him that she was going to go out for girl’s night. She knew that he had been exhausted from the Press Tour for Ragnarok and that if she had asked he would have accompanied her, but he had one more interview scheduled for that evening.

What she didn’t tell him was that she was sneaking out with her best friend to an early screening of Thor: Ragnarok. Not that she didn’t want to tell him what she was doing, but more so so she could fangirl over her favorite Tom character, Loki.

When she finally met up with her best friend, they couldn’t help but notice more security at the theater than usual. They were checking everyone’s IDs, they were checking everyone’s bag, they were insisting that everyone’s phones where turned off and put away.

[Y/N] scoffed at the idea of having her phone out during a movie. “Why would anyone have their phone out during a movie?”

“I know right?! Having your phone out during a movie just plain rude.” Her friend, [Y/B/F], agreed.

Pausing only for a moment to hand over the tickets to the ticket checker, “plus… pirating is stealing!” [Y/N] continued.

“Spoken like a true actor! You already know what some of the movie secrets are.” [Y/B/F] nudged her slightly. It was true, [Y/N] did already know some of Marvel’s secrets, considering the fact that she had been casted to play a part in the next Thor movie. (A/N: NOT IW COMPLIANT)

“I think pirating are less about the plot and more about the hot pieces of ass that cover the screen! It’s not like everyone gets to go home to the real thing, [Y/N].” [Y/B/F] teased.

Finally walking through the theater to find their seats, [Y/N] couldn’t help but smile and blush. When she had been called back into the studio for a costumed audition, she hadn’t accounted for the script read to be done with Tom Hiddleston.

She was even more shocked when Tom had asked her on a date. The rest had been history, but the mere mention of Tom had [Y/N] blushing.

The two of them had been over the moon in love with each other.

The lights in the theater began to dim, signalling the beginning of the movie. (A/N: I know there are like 15 minutes of trailers, but for the story’s sake I’m omitting it - even though trailers are the best part of the movie-going experience)

Just as the studio production logos came on screen, the film roll stopped. Everyone in the theater began to murmur in concern. Suddenly James Corden’s face popped up.

“Hello everyone… this is TV’s James Corden. Now you’re probably wondering, ‘what happened to the movie I was just watching, Thor: Ragnarok?’. But what you don’t realize is that… you have purchased a ticket… to the future. Ladies and gentlemen… live on stage, it’s television’s James Corden.” Everyone began to go crazy at the mere sight of James walking up.

[Y/N]’s face broke out in confusion. “Wasn’t Tom suppose to have an interview with this guy tonight?” [Y/B/F] questioned.

“Yeah… I’m so confused right now.”

James began explaining how instead of the movie being played as usual, the audience was going to get a special viewing. Even as the crowd began to clap awkwardly, James smiled through it.

His eyes quickly scanned over the crowd, before landing on [Y/N]. She had already interviewed with the crazy brit once or twice before, during the cameo stages of her Marvel films contract. James almost beamed at her before raising his finger to his lips in a silencing manner. Nodding her head, [Y/N] understood - something was about to happen and he didn’t want her to speak out just yet.

As the crew hands began to set up the tiny makeshift stage, [Y/N] could feel her heart race in anticipation.

“Once upon a time… on the planet of Asgard lived Thor, the God of Thunder, who wielded his trusty hammer…” James read from his book.

Suddenly the audience broke out in cheers, [Y/N] and her friend whipped their heads in the direction of person joining James on stage. [Y/N] couldn’t stop the laugh that ripped through her when she saw Chris run out in a poorly made costume.

As Chris began flexing and posing with Mjolnir, a camera testimonial played on the movie screen.

“OMG. [Y/N] IT’S ACTUALLY HEMSWORTH! YOU NEED TO INTRODUCE ME!” [Y/B/F] gripped onto [Y/N]’s arm.

As the crowd calmed down a bit James continued, “Thor fought alongside his brother, Loki, the God of Mischief.” [Y/N] could have sworn she saw James throw a wink in her direction.

[Y/N] found breathing a bit more difficult. Then Tom emerged, just as poorly dressed as Chris. As “Loki” came out, Tom’s testimonial played.

[Y/N]’s face broke out in the largest smile imaginable. “OMG! [Y/N], did you know that he was going to be here tonight?”

“No! Of course not! I thought it was going to be James’ usual trolling interview! I should have known James was going to step up the trolling.” [Y/N] laughed. James caught her eye again, giving her a mocking bow.

James continued with his production of Thor: Ragnarok. Everyone in the theater ABSOLUTELY loving it.

When “Loki” whipped his hair, causing the wig to fall off, [Y/N] found herself falling out of her seat laughing.

Even through terrible costumes and wigs, simple backgrounds and props, hilarious camera testimonials, and horrendous acting, the crowd could NOT get enough of Thor: Ragnarok 4D.

After the cast took their bows, and James pushed everyone aside to take his dramatic bow, James announced that the cast was sticking around to answer some fan questions.

“That was the best thing I’ve ever seen! I can’t even right now…” [Y/N]’s friend pretended to faint in her seat.

The audience didn’t seem to mind at all that their movie experience was ruined, they reveled in the fact that they could see the actors in action.

James moved the set around so there were chairs for everyone - even though they were all still in costume. [Y/N] quickly noted that James had purposely left a chair open right next to Tom.

The audience took turns shouting out questions, before one particular question caught [Y/N]’s attention, “this questions is about the next Thor movie. I know you guys aren’t allowed to disclose too much, but what can we expect in terms of Loki? I mean he’s a changed character now!”

Tom chuckled slightly before picking up his mic, “well it’s always refreshing to hear that the fans have picked up on Loki’s growth as a character. Yeah, he’s no longer the same prince who feels like he’s entitled anymore. He’s just happy now that he’s considered his brother’s equal. As for the next movie there will be something big happening in his future.” He had answered as vaguely as he could.

“Does this have anything to do with [Y/N]’s character? We know that she’s been cameoed in a few movies already.” The same fan countered.

[Y/N] could feel her friend elbowing her.

Before Chris or Tom could answer, James jumped in, “it’s so interesting that you mention [Y/N]…” Tom’s eyes lit up a bit at the mention of his girlfriend.

“I’m so sorry Tom… We truly didn’t plan this…” James giggled. (A/N: James doesn’t chuckle, he doesn’t laugh… James Corden fucking giggles)

Tom was about to question him when the spotlight suddenly lit up where [Y/N] was sitting. Giving him a pathetic wave, the crowd cheered. [Y/B/F] began shoving [Y/N] out of her chair, and pushing her in the direction of the stage.

[Y/N] could see Tom shaking his head while smiling. Speaking into the mic as [Y/N] approached the stage, “oh no… no no no… please don’t say you just watched that performance.”

One of the crew handed [Y/N] her own mic. “I’m sorry my love….” she responded with a giggle.

“Ladies and gentlemen! [Y/N] [Y/L/N]! For those of you who don’t know… [Y/N] has had a few cameos in some of the Marvel movies. AND she is Tom Hiddleston’s girlfriend!” James introduced.

Someone in the back of the room yelled out, “WE KNOW! THEY ARE OUR OTP!” Everyone broke out laughing, even the cast.

James couldn’t help himself, “if [Y/N] and Tom are the OTP, then believe me when I say it… Chris and Mark were their biggest shippers.” The pair of them couldn’t help but nod their heads in agreement.

“Hi everyone!” [Y/N] waved as she took her seat next to Tom.

“That’s why you left an open chair next to me!” Tom exclaimed looking at James.

“If it’s any consolation, mate. I didn’t know she was going to be in the audience. I only found out right after I walked out in stage.” The audience laughed at the tv host.

“You told me, you were going out with your friends!” Tom said taking her hand into his. (Insert crowd ‘awwwwwww’ing)

[Y/N] pointed out [Y/B/F] who waved at Tom, “I was going out… I wanted to watch Ragnarok. You know how Loki is my favorite.” (Insert another ‘awwww’)

Chris spoke up, “Loki’s your favorite [Y/N]? You wound me!”

Mark couldn’t help but chime in, “yeah…. Loki? What about the STRONGEST Avenger?” (A/N: LOL… Ragnarok killed me with that)

[Y/N] peered at the pair of them, “nope. Sorry boys. I love a man who has amazing wig work.” She couldn’t help but laugh again at Tom’s faulty wig.

Tom brought your hand up to his lips, gracing your knuckles with a soft kiss. The crowd began to roar in excitement.

When the crowd calmed back down the same fan spoke up, “so… [Y/N]’s character?”

[Y/N] smiled apologetically, “yes… sorry. Got so caught up in this whirlwind of a performance.” she jabbed lightly at James.

“My character meant to play a larger part in Loki’s development. Sigyn is going to remind him to stay grounded.” [Y/N] replied, remembering the face of professionalism.

“Sigyn? As in Loki’s wife, Sigyn?” Someone in the oppose corner shouted.

Tom was quick to respond, “we can not confirm nor deny that.”

But before they could react Tom slipped into Loki. He stood - whipping his hair and pulled [Y/N] to him, “but I will say this, mortals. A Prince could never become King without a Queen at his side.”

The crowd broke into a frenzy while Tom and [Y/N] shared a knowing look.

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Exodus, chapter 15:1-21 comments: Moses and Miriam praise God

Exodus 15:1 ¶  Then sang Moses and the children of Israel this song unto the LORD, and spake, saying, I will sing unto the LORD, for he hath triumphed gloriously: the horse and his rider hath he thrown into the sea. 2  The LORD is my strength and song, and he is become my salvation: he is my God, and I will prepare him an habitation; my father’s God, and I will exalt him. 3  The LORD is a man of war: the LORD is his name. 4  Pharaoh’s chariots and his host hath he cast into the sea: his chosen captains also are drowned in the Red sea. 5  The depths have covered them: they sank into the bottom as a stone. 6  Thy right hand, O LORD, is become glorious in power: thy right hand, O LORD, hath dashed in pieces the enemy. 7  And in the greatness of thine excellency thou hast overthrown them that rose up against thee: thou sentest forth thy wrath, which consumed them as stubble. 8  And with the blast of thy nostrils the waters were gathered together, the floods stood upright as an heap, and the depths were congealed in the heart of the sea. 9 The enemy said, I will pursue, I will overtake, I will divide the spoil; my lust shall be satisfied upon them; I will draw my sword, my hand shall destroy them. 10  Thou didst blow with thy wind, the sea covered them: they sank as lead in the mighty waters. 11  Who is like unto thee, O LORD, among the gods? who is like thee, glorious in holiness, fearful in praises, doing wonders? 12  Thou stretchedst out thy right hand, the earth swallowed them. 13 Thou in thy mercy hast led forth the people which thou hast redeemed: thou hast guided them in thy strength unto thy holy habitation. 14  The people shall hear, and be afraid: sorrow shall take hold on the inhabitants of Palestina. 15  Then the dukes of Edom shall be amazed; the mighty men of Moab, trembling shall take hold upon them; all the inhabitants of Canaan shall melt away. 16  Fear and dread shall fall upon them; by the greatness of thine arm they shall be as still as a stone; till thy people pass over, O LORD, till the people pass over, which thou hast purchased. 17  Thou shalt bring them in, and plant them in the mountain of thine inheritance, in the place, O LORD, which thou hast made for thee to dwell in, in the Sanctuary, O Lord, which thy hands have established. 18 The LORD shall reign for ever and ever. 19  For the horse of Pharaoh went in with his chariots and with his horsemen into the sea, and the LORD brought again the waters of the sea upon them; but the children of Israel went on dry land in the midst of the sea. 20  And Miriam the prophetess, the sister of Aaron, took a timbrel in her hand; and all the women went out after her with timbrels and with dances. 21  And Miriam answered them, Sing ye to the LORD, for he hath triumphed gloriously; the horse and his rider hath he thrown into the sea.

As Moses and then his sister, Miriam, give glory to God we come across this passage in verse 2;

2  The LORD is my strength and song, and he is become my salvation:

God has delivered the Hebrews, the children of Israel, here from death and destruction at the hands of Pharaoh’s military.

Moses declares that the people of Canaan, Palestina, which we call Palestine today, will be afraid and sorrow for what is coming. The city-states of Canaan are under the sovereignty at this time of Egypt. They have lost their defense. I want to repeat something from the last chapter’s comments.

Numbers 14:9  Only rebel not ye against the LORD, neither fear ye the people of the land; for they are bread for us: their defence is departed from them, and the LORD is with us: fear them not.

The Amarna Letters tell us of Canaanite kings pleading for military help against the Hebrews, military help that was not forthcoming because the Egyptian army was destroyed.

Here is a great fact about reality. Modernism, even Christian modernism, in a process that has been going on since the time of Isaac Newton, reduced God to a sort of ‘first cause’ who wound things up and then they run on their own. Here we see something that is said very plainly in the book of Job starting at chapter 38. Here, in verse 6 God’s right hand destroyed the enemy but it is also stated in 10 that it was the agency of the wind but back in 12 it is His right hand again. What we must understand is that from the Biblical perspective things which we see in the physical universe are caused by God whom we can’t see. They are not caused by theoretical entities of Physics.

For instance, theoretical scientists today, working from mathematical models and computer simulations postulate Dark Matter and Dark Energy, two results of their guesswork as being the stuff that holds the universe together because their own theories of mass and gravity show by their own Math that the universe could not be held together without those two unseen, unproven forces. Dark Matter and Dark Energy have no basis in reality but only in their explanatory power to explain what is observed without bringing God into it.

But, we have the testimony of the Bible that it is God who holds the universe together.

Colossians 1:17  And he is before all things, and by him all things consist.

As man moved his heart away from God he imagined all sorts of spiritual beings as moving the wind, causing the weather, the clouds, the processes of life. He called them gods and they were often based on heroes of the past and larger-than-life men, the mighty men of renown of Genesis 6:4. In our pride and arrogance we eventually moved to imagining fictional and quite dead objects, particles, as causing the things we see as well as natural processes. As an example we have the Big Bang Theory with all of the matter and energy we see coming from a Synchronicity, the size of a period in a sentence. This is just a reworking of the occult’s medieval Jewish Kabbala’s mustard seed or the Hindu cosmic egg from centuries past. The modern pagan’s gods are now just inert things rather than a Thor wielding a hammer. Still, they are pagan gods, nonetheless.

But strip all of that back to the beginning. God makes or permits all reality to happen. Nothing happens, no process, no disaster, no beautiful sunrise, baby’s birth, or fiery volcano without His active role either by direct command or by permission. It doesn’t just happen by a random process.

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So i saw Captain Marvel opening day. I was part of that rush, yes. Cap was one of my most anticipated films of the year for me. She’s actually my fifth favorite Marvel character, second favorite female character. When i heard she was getting a film, i was apprehensive. No one knows who Cap is. They don’t know how powerful she is. Hell, how would that power-set translate to the MCU? When they announced Brie Larson was going to play Carol, i was concerned. Not because Brie is a feminist or man-hater as the less intelligent parts of the internet would like to focus on, but more she didn’t fit the bill for an MCU hero. Larson is an excellent actress, one of my favorite working today. What she ain’t, is charismatic. There’s a different type of energy you need to carry an MCU film and Marvel has done an excellent job of finding people who capture that spirit. Brie has never demonstrated, in any of her roles, an ability to do that. I was super on the fence about this entire situation. I want this film to succeed. I want it to be good. I want Captain Marvel to get he shine she deserves. My fingers were crossed this would be good. And then the less intelligent parts of the internet got to it.

I wrote about this at length in my Captain Controversy post. The thing about Captain Marvel, the thing that i love about her, is the small moments. When she interacts with other characters, she's super on point. In a team dynamic, Carol is amazing. On her own? Not so much. This stems from the fact that the origins of her character are from that whole women lib movement of the 70s. She's a rule 63 of the original Captain Marvel, Mar-Vell. She-Hulk kind of has the same issues but, given proper writing and development, they both shine. Carol, however, has not had the same luck in that department as Jessica and it shows. Throughout the years, as a comic entity, Carol's had, like, three stories that have been dope - all of them occurring in the late 00s until now. Bendis has done a great service in developing Carol into her own, independent, personality and the recent revelations in her new origin, The Life of Captain Marvel, have gone a long way to establishing a future where Captain Marvel can be great. She has a ton of potential to be excellent and I think, as a creator, I am drawn to that aspect of her. Plus, she has had some really dope costumes over the years. Now, I said three good stories because the bulk of Captain Marvel in modern Marvel comics, has, more or less, become a poster child for gender politics and THAT sh*t is whack! That sh*t is why none of the fanboys want to have anything to do with this character. And casting Brie Larson, a very vocal feminist, does not help in any capacity. All of that White Male Outrage has review bombed the f*ck out of this film and I don't think it deserves any of it. I think, removed from all of the butt-hurt Menisists and fragile male egos, there are very real issues with this film. Issues that hinder but never detract. This is why I took so much time before writing this review. I actually wanted to digest what I saw on the screen and try to distance myself from my admitted bias and this weird, sad, unwarranted hate, this flick has been getting. So, with a properly digested understanding of what I saw, here is what I thought about Captain Marvel.

The Good

They changed the opening Marvel title card from MCU events, to all of  Stan Lee's cameos and that sh*t hurt, man. They ended it with “Thank You, Stan.” The entire theater lost it. It's been a few months, but that loss still hurts, man. Marvel Comics means a lot to me and Stan is one of the principal architects. Say what you will about the quality of his character, the strength of his work will stand the test of time.

Speaking of Stan Lee cameos, this is easily his second best after the one he had in Spider-Verse. If you're a 90s kid, or someone who grew up during the 90s, you'll know why. It's f*cking brilliant and I loved it. I bet Kevin Smith did, too.

Sam Jackson knocks it out of the park as usual. His Nick Fury has been the linchpin of the MCU since way back in the Iron Man stinger. You see a lot of who he was before all of the responsibility and SHIELD clout, which was mad refreshing. If we loose RDJ, I think we'll be alright if we can keep Sam around for the occasional pop-in.

I think Brie Larson did fantastic in her first stint as Carol. I mean, with the exception of RDJ and Tom Holland, who f*cking knocked it out of the park as Pete, every other MCU hero needed time to grow and figure out HOW to be those characters. We had, what? Three different Hulks before they hit that sweet spot with Ruffalo? It took Hemsworth four movies before he cracked Thor? Hell, Cummerbund had to have two films and an end credits stinger to get Strange right. What I'm saying is, a lot of what cats are dinging Larson for, will work itself out over time. Especially when she gets into the think of it with everyone else in Endgame. Also, a better script and director would go a long way to helping that growth, as well.

The chemistry between Carol and Nick was wonderful. His movie is a buddy cop flick more so than any other in the MCU so far. I think Carol needs that to play off and, in the comics, she usually has Jessica Drew, Spider-Woman, to do a lot of that with. Considering it looks like the MCU is going in another direction with that, which is a shame because that dynamic would be awesome to see onscreen, what we got with Fury and Danvers was great.

This guy Ben Medelshon? How great of an actor is he? Dude is almost always the best part of any film he's in, even if they're trash. Like, he was the best thing but Ready Player One and that movie was a right clusterf*ck. Mendelsohn in this, is just as brilliant as he was in that, pulling off what no other villain in the MCU forced to wear such heavy face make-up has been able to do; Act. Mendelsohn's  Talos, even caked with an inch of green paint, was never not charismatic and human. Dude was amazing and it kind of paints the MCU into a corner as to how to make these cats terrorists later which is messed up. I was kind of looking forward to Veranke...

The soundtrack for this thing s probably the best since Black Panther. Personally, being of negro descent, I think THAT soundtrack is the best of the MCU. Kendrick created a goddamn masterpiece, man. But I would imagine the more accessible Awesome Mix vol 1 is more the masses speed and, I agree. That sh*t is awesome. I haven't heard all of Vol 2 so I can't comment on that one but, what we got in Captain Marvel, was absolutely wonderful. There's a scene where No Doubt's Just a girl starts playing and it made me smile. It's a little on the nose but still, a great time.

Goose was awesome. I kind of hate that they changed her name from Chewie to Goose, but I get why. Air Force. Top Gun. Danger Zone. Clever. Flerkens and Feminism, man.

Speaking of, the message this movie sends for little girls is amazing. Wonder Woman had kind of the same effect but I think Captain Marvel is the superior film, overall. That and Carol is literally the nuclear deterrent of the MCU. She is, by far, the most powerful hero on the Avengers roster. For it to be a woman? Fantastic! I've seen so many positive affirmations and uplifting testimonials from women about how this movie made them feel. That sh*t is important, man. I'm all about representation in media so to have such a monumental moment being taken in like it should, in spite of such... immature hostility, was great. When I was walking out of the theater, I saw a little girl absolutely gushing about how cool Captain Marvel was and that sh*t legit made me smile. She's a fan for life and might grow up to be the next great creator who makes some pretty cool stuff because she went to see a movie, about a girl who can do some pretty cool stuff. If that sh*t doesn't make you feel good, you're an asshole and need to get off my page, post-haste.

This movie is f*cking gorgeous. Cap's powers translated to the screen brilliantly and even her Binary mode was something to behold. Like, if we ever get a proper, live action, DBZ, they should take note because watching her go super saiyan was f*cking amazing. It kind of sucks she had no one to go super saiyan against. I'd loved to have seen her go up against Ronan and his hammer but nope. Maybe next time? Even more than that, the de-aging effect of Fury was kind of miraculous. Sam Jackson looked younger than his stint as Jules in Pulp Fiction, which is suppose to be out around that time in the film. I was shocked.

The Meh

The supporting cast in this was a little flaccid. They felt more like meat targets than viable characters in this flick. Everyone touted Gemma Chan's Min'Erva as someone to watch but, nope. She didn't do much but sit on a rock/platform and shoot things from distance. The return of Son of Coal? Nope. Like, 4 minutes of Clark Gregg, which sucked. Annette Bening? One of the greatest actresses to ever grace Hollywood? Pulling double duty as a gender swapped Mar-Vell and The Great Intelligence? Nope. She literally just stood or laid around in every one of her scenes. Lee Pace? Man, this didn't even bother giving Ronan the face makeup. Jude Law was Yon-Rogg was completely underused. I think, though, that everyone except Jackson and Brie were underused.

Kind of in that same vein, the overall character development In this was... underwhelming? You never get a feel for who Carol is. Even when she commits to one personae over another, you don't really care. She's dope, overall, but that's more because of her interactions with Fury than any semblance of self realization on her part. Essentially, the weakest part of this film stems from how the writing let the main character down. This thing doesn't look like there was a lot of Marvel Films edicts to bog it down so there should have be a wealth of free range to develop this character. We did not get any of that. Maybe in future films but this one? Nah.

This thing has no idea what it wants to be, where it wants to go, or how it wants to get there. The tonal whiplash in this movie is crazy jarring. The performances and effects do a great job of distracting  you from most of that but, if you're paying attention to the structure of this film, you can see it clearly. There was no path, no consensus, on how to introduce this character and her story. In that regard, this is one of the weakest of the MCU films, for sure.

There are hints of a grander scope in this flick. We saw a bit of Hala. We saw a bit of the Accusers. We learned a bit more about the Kree. The Starforce interactions were awesome. The second we get to earth? All of that out the window. That could be forgiven if what we witnessed on earth was more fleshed-out, more organic, but this was kind of a paint-by-numbers tale. I think that has a lot to do with the direction. Speaking of which...

The Bad

Anna Boden and Ryan Fleck were the wrong people to make this movie. You needed someone with the vision to deliver a massive space opera but focus in on the character struggle and inner conflict of Carol Danvers. You had a great actress to help pull of that vision but the ones trying to guide that performance were out of their depth I think. The pair do a lot of low budget, character driven, indie flicks, and that's fine. Those films have a very specific tone, a very specific line of execution. That type of storytelling does not lend itself to a tent pole MCU film. Sure, Marvel has been great as finding diamonds in the rough to make masterworks out of the mundane (The Russos, James Gunn, Ryan Coogler) but they have also had a lot of misses. Whoever did the first two Thor films, letting Edgar Wright go over creative differences, and now these two cats. I'm not saying they are bad directors but, for this type of film? Horrible choice, I think.

Kind of in that same discussion has to be the mediocrity of the overall writing. The dialogue in some of these interactions was outright awful. Like, anytime Ronan was on screen, I kind of groaned. Anytime Bening had airtime, I rolled my eyes. These excellent actors that I've seen give much better performances in other flicks, had next to nothing to work with in this flick. That can be said about everyone in this movie. I feel like there should have been much more care given to this script considering it's going to be Carol who carries the next Phase of Marvel films.

While I loves the Grrrl power message laced throughout this flick, the way it was delivered seems a little heavy handed at times. That scene where Just A Girl playing? I love that sh*t. But, at the same time, I can see how it could alienate a vast swath of fans. It's ill to me because why shouldn't we celebrate a powerful woman coming into her own? I, personally, don't see anything wrong with it but I'd be considered a cuck by men less than myself and that's who will have an issue with this. Unfortunately, they make up a massive portion of the fanbase who see capeflicks. That being said, even with all of the tirades, tantrums, and review bombs, Cap might break 100 mil, which is great for the franchise and the MCU overall.

There is a real lack of imagination in this movie and I think it goes back to the the choice in directors. I touched on it a little before, but, I mean, you have a galactic space opera, taking place on two planets, with a ludicrously OP, female, protagonist who has amnesia so is an absolute clean slate, and the best you can do is a sun-of-the-mill, fish out of water tale? F*cking really? There are little moments of brilliance here and there but overall, this was underwhelming for 9ne of the most powerful character in Marvel comics.

The Verdict

I really enjoyed Captain Marvel. I thought it was a decent introduction to a character that had, up until very recently, no direction in the lore of the Marvel mythos. This movie has it's issues, for sure, but I think these things can be fixed with a different director, a better script, and much, much, more imagination. I think the biggest issue with this thing is the utter lack of Marvel. It doesn't feel like a Marvel film. It feels like a Marvel film by way of Fox or Sony. This is, more or less, because the character of Captain Marvel is also so wayward. There are a lot of good ideas here and I am convinced Brie Larson can develop into something special, but it's going to take a while.  It's going to take someone with a clear vision for spectacle and respect for character. Thor took a while and Taika Waititi to be great. Strange took a while and the Russos to feel organic. Lang took a while but, I mean, Paul Rudd was awesome from the get. He just shines much. Much better when alongside others. I think going forward, if Feige can find that right balance of creativity and vision in the creatives behind the camera, Captain Marvel will be great. As she is now, just like this movie, she's fun but hollow. Marvel hasn't cracked Captain Marvel just yet but when they do, she'll be absolutely Marvelous. Ultimately, I'd say check it out. It's beautiful, entertaining, and Sam Jackson is always awesome. For a weekend distraction, you can do much worse.