#tepo

[sivatherium]

[raurquiz]

#otd #startrek    #APieceoftheAction #kirk #spock #mccoy #bones #uhura #sulu #chekov #scotty #BelaOxmyx #JojoKrako #Kalo #Tepo #Hood #Zabo #startrek56 @startrekonpplus https://www.instagram.com/p/CnUhmucuezX/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[adhdo5]

I have been asked twice if I am a bot

[doodle17]

Sorry for screaming in your tags every time you post Psychonauts art (I am not sorry)

Your art is SO GOOD AND I AM LOVING IT

The way you draw Raz is so 👌👌👌🥹🥹🥹💞💞💞🫶🫶🫶

I LOV READING TAGS LIKE URS OMG THEY MAKE ME SO HAPY ABS7SHSONSOSN

[jan-asiku]

sina lukin ala lukin e ni: jan Tepo li ante e sitelen musi ni tawa toki pona?

this is toki pona to me

[theconceptofkidney]

a... kasi Tepo mi li pilin pona mute.

ona li mute li suli. mi sona e pilin ona tan ni.

a... kasi Manko mi li... n...

li moli ala! ;D ...tenpo ni.

[shopsanx]

Explore Playful Water Adventures with Sumikko Gurashi Uki Uki Mizu Tepo Toy

Sumikko Gurashi Uki Uki Mizu Tepo" is a playful and adorable activity toy inspired by the popular Japanese franchise "Sumikko Gurashi." Designed to captivate the hearts of fans and children alike, this innovative toy brings the charming world of Sumikko Gurashi to life through interactive features and engaging water-based activities

[dragontamer05]

It is wild to me how the song The Cat Came Back at some point got turned into a children’s song

but when you look at the lyrics..sure it’s comical but it’s a dark comedy.

- Every attempt at getting rid of the cat winds up with someone (or multiple people) dead

At the very least I’m more surprised that -at least from the couple people I have listened to singing for kids mind you, there was no attempt at altering the lyrics or anything

[dinisuciyanti]

Lu kok lucu amat sih din? wkwkwk kek pen nikah tapi emg ga laku (siapa jg sih yg mau sama lo. elo pinter juga kagak. b aja, cantik kagak, bantet tepos iye wkwk)

pen jadi independen woman yg wuaah yg bs dikagumin org banyak yang sukses tp karir lu jg b aja wkwkw. sok2 an flexing punya duwit, brp sih duit elu? paling juga pake kartu kredit/ utang, keluarga lu juga orang kampung wkwkwkwkkw ngaca cok btw seru sih ngikutin IGS lu, twitter lu, tumblr dll emg asli buat hiburan lucu bet wkwkwk. serasa ngeliat cewe ngebet kawin tp udh pasrah, denial dg cara sok2an flexing jalan2 lah, karir lah, apalah wkwkwk lucu asliii wkwkw gue sampe ngeliatin akun sosmed lu ke orang2 dan pada ketawa njirr, komen mereka ttg lu ya alay ya lucu wkwkwkwk

Halo anon yang berbudi luhur.

Trims sudah mengeluarkan unek-uneknya. I hope you are feeling content someday. Jangan kakean wasting time mantengin semua sosmed w ya, yang agak berguna sedikit.

29 September 2024

[ranboo5]

cbeeduo nation is real quiet about toki pona 🤔

Just explained c!beeduo for the toki pona podcast feeling good

[womanpl3aser]

Alex vause x reader

Its for women only, if you're a man get off my shit. Anyways I wont be writing here what this contains it will unfold as you read;) Enjoy!

MDNI or its up to u icrlcs

no wc but proofread lmk if I missed words

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"Alright ladies, outside your cells for check ups" the officer would say in a loud tone

"God I hate these so much dont you alex?" you'd say. No response, "Alex are you listening to me"

She'd just give you a "if you don't shut the fuck up ill ruin you" glare but you wouldn't budge, who were you to give up after being here all these weeks? months? gosh you don't even know how long you've been locked up. I guess minor memory loss it is.

"Alex goddammit!" You'd yell catching unwanted attention but at least you caught hers again so you couldn't really care less if others gave you nasty looks.

SHUT.THE.FUCK.UP she'd mouth you from the other side of the cell to which you'd just scoff, you were used to it. You turned her off 1,2 maybe 3 times when she tried to talk to you all nicely and peacefully without any intentions of starting anything with you but now oh well you gotta face the consequences don't you?

The next morning..

"I hate this food already" You'd complain to your inmate "Guess you could do fruits then" she'd respond with a tint of sarcasm as a joke.

Lunch time. Finally. You were craving something to eat, definitely not your tepo but it's better than being starved by Red who's not in the kitchen no mo'. "So how're your days in here y/n" a group of inmates would ask you that were sitting besides you and infront of you while "munching". "Shit" they'd give a dry chuckle "No shit, any other than that?" they'd resume their meals while you'd just sit there not feeling that hungry no more, at least that's what your actions showed "Well actually—"

Alex.Alex.Alex. She just stepped in for fucks sake how can she stop being so breathe taking without even trying. God she didn't even spare you a glance after that pie being thrown over her by "Crazy eyes" who supposedly considered you as her Prison wife?, is that how they'd call it. Anyways even so. She would act so nonchalant

Shed walk up to your table with the rest of the inmates and sit next to one of the left over seats and just stare at them, maybe throw some words in but never look at you. Like come on just a little quick glance wouldn't hurt would it?

Lunch break was over and you needed eagerly to get your clothes washed but you had it timed it perfectly. You knew she'd be there to take them so it just slipped right into place

Youd walk in the laundry room while catching an ounce of her attention. Yes! you thought to yourself. Finally she did notice me. "I-i just wanted t‐ , never mind" shit. you really were a literal fuck up and selfish like red said, stumbling over your own words, mixing them together dang but just as you were about to walk away you'd hear her voice again. No words could describe how much you deep down missed it. " 'ts fine just give them to me" You'd walk over to her and she'd grab them from your hands. You'd try to chit-chat with her, maybe a small talk would lighten up the tension inbetween you two but no. None of it worked "Alex" that would kind of catch her attention for a bit longer now. That worked. "I am sorr-" but you couldn't seem to finish that sentence. Deep down you felt guilty for what you've done and caused her to be brought back here

After stopping mid sentence she'd just mutter something you could make out and you'd forcefully just had to walk away. You had given your laundry to her what else could you possibly want from her? you'd ask yourself that. You had to.

Some days pass by and nothing happens. Just the same monotone Alex Vause, I mean it was 50% of your fault for whatever had happened but she was at fault too. It wasn't all clearly on you but you did cause half of it so that matters. Fuck you thought to yourself. Here she was again. Walking mindlessly but this time she spared you a glance and actually walked up to you. "What the fuck do you want" she'd say aggressively..

"what have you done" she'd say in shock "I-iam so so so so so sorry" You'd try to apologize pathetically but it was no use "You're such a pathetic little cunt" she'd spit out with no regrets "I figured I could tell the truth.. Straight up, right up" You'd try to say "Are you fucking serious y/n? you fucking brib- , I got no fucking words, really" she'd babble in madness but in really you expected her to be enraged, hit you even kill you infront of everyone but she didn't have that kind of mindset. Yeah ofcourse she worked in a cartel, selling drugs? grams? who the fuck else knew. Yeah you were put up in there but still. Not a single thought of harming you. "Y-you know I can't do this right now seriously" and just like that she'd merge off her seat and run somewhere, maybe the bathroom? but you didn't follow. Just sat there taking in all the scene and what had just occurred, breathing it in.

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Same day, Drama activity. Great, how awesome to participate in it with the person you weren't in great terms with at the moment. There would be voices chattering, blabbering and stuff. All in a blur. Your inmate would be with a gran doing some theatrical shit. She didn't even know what she was doing to be honest. "Ring ring! Oh the phone! Pick it up" She'd offer her hand to her partner that was chosen for that act. "This is not a phone" "It is! PICK it up" "It is not" she'd roll her eyes in real annoyance before she'd said "Then what is it?" "A dick" Everyone would be dying of laugher, including you. That was a good one christ but.

New unprofessional, talentless actresses had to get up since the last play ended. fucking great.

..Nowww were choosing.. Y/n Chapman aaaand Alex vause. Awesome, and i was wondering if this day would get any worse. You'd speak up and say "It's best for us not to work together right now" the officer would answer right away with the "There's no refusals so go on" but Alex would be hesitant too "In the terms we are I don't think we could cooparate". The officer would hiss and say "You could work it out, besides it drama time. Get up from your seats". You and Alex would walk up awkwardly from your seats clearly feeling that agnorance between you two. A few people would make suggestions on what the play would be about, especially that one indecisive person not knowing what to choose and lock in. Gosh. Finally after a bunch of seconds of debate it was finally to get in act.

"What can I do for you" You'd chirp in a fake tone "This fruit is rotten, I want a refund" she'd say in a sadistic tone "Well things don't always go the way you want" You'd say which would catch Alex's attention "No. Things don't go your way" You'd be bickering with each other like literal kids while everyone stared intensively at you two. Even the wannabe director but then it'd hit you, a sudden ringing would make you snap "..For the store. I could give you another one. And yes I lied but sometimes lying is to keep someone safe for a short period of time" You'd say which Alex would change her expression to confused or maybe more calm and heart warmed? it surely seemed like it. After finishing your speech, You'd give her another fruit. "Here you go, it's a nice hard one" You'd smile a bit but she'd giggle "I like soft ones" she'd answer and just with that, the play would end and you'd be left grinning while everyone started clapping and you were going back to your seat absolutely in shock.

A day or two after this "inconvenience"

Alex would spot you walking towards her but the moment you both made eye contact youd turn around and go to the "do not enter" crosses that were set by the staff there and barg into the library without second thoughts. She'd make a confused expression while speeding up to your walk/jog rhythm to catch up to you.

After finally reaching you she'd lock eyes with you and randomly slap you out of nowhere creating a mark on your right side of your lip but you wouldn't let this end without a war. You'd pull her hair slightly which would make her grunt and grapple onto yours a bit harsher which would make you whinse in a bit of pain but you could tolerate that deep inside(it was secretly turning you on). Both of you would start pushing each other but suddenly something would come over you.. "Fu-" You'd kiss her and she'd kiss back even harsher which you would push her on the table, kind of tripping her, making her lay down while you'd make your way and kiss her slowly making your way down her abdomen and then the thing you craved the most. wasting no time you'd pull down her panties and immediately dive into her heat. Fuck it was paradise. She'd moan and twist, squirm. fuck fuck fuck.. but she also had her little plan in her head. While you were eating her out she'd unexpectedly stand on her feet, forcefully push you down onto the floor, take that grandma's white bra off of you and start to kiss your boobs and then finally.. go down on you in an aggressive way, pulling down your panties in a quick move and lick,twist and suck. She wanted to destroy your intestines with just her tongue. Crazy fucking girl.

hate sex is it they say.

this was rushed, it's currently 8:53 and I had an idea of writing something with oitnb. Ngl I want that woman so badly at this point.

Btw new elabs smut will be uploaded sometime soon;) stay tuned

[architechtofthegods]

You're getting MARRIED?!? I HAVE TWO WEDDINGZ TO PLAN WHY DIDNT YOU TEPO ME OH MY GODS ANNABETH I VANT BELIVE IT IF PERCY BREAKS YOUR HEART IM GOING TO STAB HIM WAIT HOE LONG HAVE YOU BEEN ENGAGED HOW DID HE POP THE QUESTION IM STILL IN SHOCK I CANT RIGHT NOW MY LITTKE SISTER IS RHWTTING MARRIED- @aripxllo

um... well, we... we've known we were going to get married for a while, but things have changed recently.

I just want to make it official kind of quick.

[ursuladecayart]

OC commission for Sam of Xatu and Tepo (btw they are a really good artist check them out, lots of pretty ocs)

[adhdo5]

toki pona Glosbe will become usable so help us God

[the-name-stealer]

No oue names but we are gifting them to you, hope someone gets the reference

Copi-Copi, Elemento, Adjetivo, Mente en Blanco, Chaucha, Yo Soy, Calugoso, Duquesa, Reina, Coliforme, Tepo-Tepo, Yo no Fui, Fierro Malo, Palmerita, Neumatex, Cortachurro, Etcétera, Maletín, Duque, Guasón, Jefe, Moneda, Cucky, Pelusa, Tía, Legui, Reality, Chester, Chu, Ro, Playita, Palmera, Señor, Re Frito, Pescado, Chamuyo, Calendario, James Bond, Rata, Cabeza de Chaya, Neumático, Repetido, Añico, Rucia, Gonzo, Chino, Cortéz, Albertito.

Also Cabecita, Bigote and Mutante

oh! Thank you! NAME TAKEN! My name is Copi-Copi, Elemento, Adjetivo, Mente en Blanco, Chaucha, Yo Soy, Calugoso, Duquesa, Reina, Coliforme, Tepo-Tepo, Yo no Fui, Fierro Malo, Palmerita, Neumatex, Cortachurro, Etcétera, Maletín, Duque, Guasón, Jefe, Moneda, Cucky, Pelusa, Tía, Legui, Reality, Chester, Chu, Ro, Playita, Palmera, Señor, Re Frito, Pescado, Chamuyo, Calendario, James Bond, Rata, Cabeza de Chaya, Neumático, Repetido, Añico, Rucia, Gonzo, Chino, Cortéz, Albertito. Also Cabecita, Bigote and Mutante.

[liz-ayumi]

Apps que toda Ana/Mia usa ou já usou e quais as funções:

Yazio: contar calorias das comidas

My Fitness Pal: contar calorias das comidas e calcular calorias de receitas que vc faz

FatSecret: contar calorias das comidas (na minha opinião melhor que o Yazio)

Tabela De Calorias: simplesmente uma tabela com as calorias de mais de 2500 tipos de alimentos

Jejum Intermitente: conta suas horas de NF, serve também para fazer planos de quantas horas ficar de NF, ele tem 3 modelos prontos de jejum para vc seguir

Treino Em Casa: app com exercícios físicos desde simples aos mais elaborados, ajuda bastante a sair do sedentarismo e perder gordura

Pedômetro: Calcula quantos passos vc deu num dia, semana ou mês, em quanto tepo/minuto e quantas kcal queimou

Tumblr: mealspo, meanspo, thinspo, bonespo, inspo em geral e diário coletivo

Pinterest: inspo, mealspo, thinspo, receitas e ideias