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five-crows-in-a-trenchcoat · 8 months ago

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sure, you may be going to college. but me? im going imma going imma going to the going to the hardware going really going imma going imma going to the hard oh yes im going to the hardwareee storeeeeeee

#you’d be surprised at what they have in there I mean would you look at all that stuff #they got allen wrenches #gerbil feeders #toilet seats electric heaters trashcompactorsjuiceextractorsshowerrodsandwatermeters #walkie-talkiescopperwiressafetygogglesradialtiresbbpelletsrubbermalletsfansanddehumidifiers #picturehangerspapercutterswaffleironswindowshutterspaintremoverswindowlouvresmaskingtapeandplasticgutters #kitchenfaucetsfoldingtablesweatherstrippingjumpercableshooksandtacklegroutandspacklepowerfoggersspoonsandladles #pesticidesforfumigationhighperformancelubrication #metalroofingwaterproofingmultipurposeinsulation #aircompressorsbrassconnectorswreckingchiselssmokedetectorstyregaugeshamstercagesthermostatsandbugdeflectors #trailerhitchdemagnetisersautomaticcircumsisers #tennisraquetsanglebracketsduracellsandenergisers #soffitpannelscircuitbreakersvacuumcpeanerscoffeemakerscalculatorsgeneratorsmatchingsalt-and-peppershakers #haha #lol #funny #humour #shitpost #comedy #weird al yankovic #weird al #hardware store #silver’s favourite textposts

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