#temptingannihilation

[courtinggrievances]

temptingannihilation replied to your post: THE EVERLOVING FUCK DID I LOG INTO.  I DRAGGED...

ii told you 2o.

IF YOU KEEP BEING SMUG I’M GOING TO REPLACE IT WITH SOMETHING ELSE. 

EXASPERATION. FOLLOWED BY PROBABLE LAUGHTER AND A BODILY SHOVE OF MY OWN PERSON. 

[telematicsabiotrophy]

temptingannihilation replied to your post: “@courtinggrievances 2low down there fuck, iit2 ju2t a face”:

he get2 exciited.

oh uh, hii? you're hii2 mate riight?

[2tar2hiip]

temptingannihilation replied to your post: wow!! geez!! twoday ii2 a magiical miiraculou2...

cur2ed.

hii ii’m 2ollux captor and ii’m feeliing  ████████ twoday!! ju2t really  ████████ and  ████████!!

[amusedmuralist]

temptingannihilation replied to your post: victoriousinpink replied to your post ...

((SHITLORD

THERE IS ACTUALLY A BIG BIT OF HEADCANON LORE BEHIND THAT TITLE? 

LIKE, GHB BACK BEFORE HE WAS RANKING HIGHBLOOD, ABSOLUTELY HATED A NEW LAW BROUGHT IN BY THE COLD HIGHBLOOD THAT STATED ALL ART DONE BEFORE ONE WAS AN INITIATE WAS TO BE DESTROYED WHEN ONE JOINED THE CHURCH, SO HE TOOK THE TITLE ARSELORD AND WENT TO MURDER THE COLD HIGHBLOOD WITH A PIE. HE TOLD THE COLD HIGHBLOOD IT WAS POISONED BEFORE HE THREW IT? AND THE COLD HIGHBLOOD LAUGHED SO HARD HE COULDN’T CLEAN IT OFF, AND ENOUGH GOT IN HIS MOUTH THAT HE DIED, LEAVING ARSELORD/MURALIST/GHB TO BE THE NEW HIGHBLOOD.

THIS STARTED A FAD OF NAMES LIKE IT. HIGHLORD, SHITFUCK, LARDARSE... GHB WAS SUFFERING IN HIS EARLY REIGN. SOME OF THESE CLOWNS ARE STILL ALIVE. SOME OF THEM HAVE KEPT THEIR TITLES. SHITLORD IS ONE OF THEM, AND HE IS THE W O R S T TO DEAL WITH 

[brackishbarracuda]

temptingannihilation replied to your post: yall dreams are fuckin stupid 

they 2ure fuckiing are

bouy u get me

[apicultured-blog]

h0wdy

send me y0ur best sheep p1cture

[calumniare-blog]

@temptingannihilation @absylphe @bunnyinthebox @victoriousinpink 

and the second greeting already. wwelcome to my privvate blogging space and i hope youll find at least some enjoyment out of reading about my thoughts. the name is eridan pryope but ropes suffices. and this is the part wwhere you introduce yourselvves in return.

[biolacis-blog]

@temptingannihilation said: a nerd iin iit2 priime

@geminidoomed said: a fully matured nerd

Arrested aga!n for nerdy on ma!n.

[deterministpalindrome]

@temptingannihilation replied to your post: random que2tiion for the general clade 2la2h...

me and miine are clean and probably goiing two remaiin 2carce around here untiil thii2 2hiit pa22e2.

you lucky ba2tard2 

and damn 2mart tbh 

[hosteriumfictus-blog]

temptingannihilation replied to your post: IF YOU’RE GOING TO WHARF DOWN COOKIES, I CAN GET...

ii 2aw that.

I KNOW. I KNOW. I KNOW. BUT LISTEN, UNLESS YOU’VE GOT RECEIPTS, I HAVE NEVER MADE A TYPO IN MY LIFE. THAT’S HOW THIS WORKS.

[voguishcrow-blog]

@temptingannihilation

hey man

ive been readin this shit and i dont even know much bout troll shit but its exhaustin

[courtinggrievances]

temptingannihilation liked your photo

HOW DO I LIKE A “LIKE” SUBTLY, WITHOUT REVEALING THAT I’M ONLINE. 

[indulgentarcher]

D ==> Aw heck ye welcome love I just have fun impulsive spammin shit thats cute sometimes

[gravitatingapoptosis-blog]

Kanaya => Gravitate to Apoptosis

> Its been perigees, since you dug yourself out of the burning remains of your hive. Those first weeks were spent hauling yourself (and what few remaining supplies you could gather in the ashes) towards the other end of the underground river system you'd shoved Karkat and Sollux into. That alone had taken days on a sprained ankle, nothing in your belly but a few sips of water, and all the ash and dust you'd inhaled. You'd been running on fear and anxious hope by then, and little else.

> The way you remember it now is both vivid and hazy. You remember every cold-sweat sleep and all the grainy, brown and grey dirt under your nails when you'd been terrified and entombed under your hive. You can recall the acrid sting of the water in the aftermath and the way the old-damp fire smell had sunk its sharp claws into your hair and your skin, even after you'd set off and the rubble was miles behind you. It was the time between leaving your home and finding the other entrance that had mashed itself together into a single solid block of grief, regret, and a landscape that treated you harsher than it ever had in all the sweeps you'd lived in it.

> You guess, by then, you didn’t really live in it anymore. Maybe it'd sensed that. You had no oasis, no protection, nothing to burrow under. No more spire and cloth, no place here. Nothing beautiful remained. Your only hope for yourself had been to leave something beautiful and useful behind you and it was neither, now. By the time you'd pitched a pitiful camp at the end of the tunnels, you were only from the desert, not of it.

> You know now that eventually they emerged, and that you'd cried. They’d cried. That you'd all gone on together afterwards and somewhere between your burial then and here, now, next to Sollux and his colorful and inexplicable dim season leaves, you'd come together.

> It felt longer than it was, that slippery time between. You'd mourned, you'd been angry, blamed yourself and the boys and the world for your lost place in it. Karkat had been trying to warn you that letting yourself be conscripted and locked away would put so much of you to death, and you don’t think he ever realized how much of yourself you'd already done that to. But you dont think any of you realized that this, too, was a kind of death. 

> The kanaya you were before he'd reached out to you, before you'd sheltered them both, she might as well have burned too.

> You pick up one of the leaves, something bright yellow and bristling red at the ends, and twirl it between your fingers. It was the Equinox today, wasn’t it? it was also the only day of the season that you remember your lusus bringing you a small, spent paper lantern. Without fail, she would find the small light against the dawn and bring it to you dotted with rhythmic jade splotches. You'd never known what it'd meant before the caverns, Where it had come from. A sadness washes over you. You'd miss it this sweep. No lusus to bring you their small, caged offering and no home to keep it in. You’d miss it every sweep, if all of you didn’t succeed.

> You take the firebright leaf into your hand fully, and crush it between your palms ferociously, eyes pricking until both them and your hands are damp with your efforts, and bury the remains of it next to you into the cool dirt. Somehow, the motion is familiar, and it comforts your sore, nostalgic heart.

> This was another kind of death, to be sure. But the thing you hadn't seen, the thing that Karkat had been trying to open your eyes to, was that this was also the only way to live again. That at least this death would nourish the dirt instead of trapping you under it. You pull out the new palmhusk he'd managed to get for you in the last town and turn it on for the first time.

> It was what he'd been trying to tell you every step of the way. ‘Put down the sheers, Kanaya,’ he was saying. ‘Its time to grow.’

[amusedmuralist]

&

AU in which, unbeknownst to the both of them, GHB is the Highblood of Temp’s universe

1. All that admiration both your Karkat and Temp had for GHB’s poetry is suddenly a ridiculously flagrant dramatic irony

2. If Temp asked nicely, Psii would offer to kill grand probably. 

3. Or at least repeatedly embarrass him. 

4. Grand is unlikely to figure this out, it’s all up to you now Ron. 

[amicicidalgambler]

((Maybe,,, pokemon for temp,,, if u want

SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG SHIT

vespiquen: obligatory

chargabug: it kinda looks like something youd see on alternia anyways and also its whole description is about how its good for travel bc you can charge shit with it

magnezone: this whole line is always really common in cities in the anime and also there was this one thing where someone used a magnemite to pick an electric lock or something? useful

amoongus: theyre the little fucks in gen 5 that look like a pokeball with an item in it but are actually a pokemon. i know the mechanics of that doesnt translate to an au well but i want him to have caught one of them and powered them up out of spite anyways. or possibly bc someone else ran into it and got mad and caught it to tease them? idk

reuniclus: look at it? look at it

porygon z: You Wouldn’t Pirate A Pokemon