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others: king of the court (derogatory)
hinata: king of the court (lovingly)
#kagehina#tell me this isn't true#oh man#the way kageyama jas always been a benevolent king in his eyes#that's love ur honour#hinata shoyo#kageyama tobio#one of my most beloved kghn tweets i've ever made it needs to grace tumblr too#haikyuu
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Porsche: *looks at Porchay*
Porsche: Baby boy. Baby.
Porsche: *looks at Kim*
Porsche: Evil.
#tell me this isn't true#how the fandom thinks porsche is#and to an extent it's true#Porsche thinks of Kim as the coolest theerapanyakul with feral cat tendencies and sht communication skills#he's like#I NEED you to teach me those moves at Yok's but also fuck you for making my brother cry#now come here let me hug you and give you proper big brother cuddles#all the while Kim's very weirded out and has a face of deer caught in headlights#chay absolutely loves it#and encourages his hia#kim kimhan theerapanyakul#kinnporsche incorrect quotes#kinnporsche#kinnporsche funny#kimchay#porchay pichaya kittisawat#porsche pitchaya#porchay#porsche
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love the fact that shannon acknowledged the fact that sophie and fitz both 100% require therapy and just. wrote it into the plot
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we were sitting on the floor and i was cutting out tiny pictures to make a collage for a friend's birthday. you were on your phone and you laughed about something, and i was still in love with you then, so i asked what had you giggling.
"sorry. i was just..." you took a moment and went back to texting. "i was telling someone about how you're afraid of the dark."
i'm afraid of the dark because something bad happened. "oh." i felt a little slinky of shame crawl down my throat.
you glanced up, and maybe it showed on my face, because you rolled your eyes and held the phone to the side casually so i could see the group chat. "what? was it a secret?"
i looked down to the scissors in my hand. "i just..." no, it's not a secret. it just felt like something private, something serious. saying why would you tell someone that just feels like an accusation. it's unfair. i honestly am not even ashamed of it, it's just a fact about my person that i don't usually share.
what a strange experience. is this a human thing or a generational thing? for our grandparents: did they need to worry about how quickly someone can just... share your personal information? again, i didn't even really have a true objection. what could i say? i want any person in my life to feel they can be honest with their friends. it's not like i said don't tell anyone this.
i cut out another letter to complete the rainbow happy birthday, started hunting for the exclamation mark. i heard you sigh dramatically.
"don't make a big deal about this," you said.
this entire conversation was a pattern for us, and this was when we got to my least favorite part of the pattern. i would get my feelings hurt in some oblique not-technically-terrible way, and then it would be making a big deal about something. you'd get frustrated for me for being soft, but i was born soft. you knew i was soft when you pierced me. it's one of the things that made controlling me so easy.
"i'm not," i felt my voice crack. the question came without my wanting. "why are you guys talking about me?" and why are you saying that thing? why not like - i'm telling them how you're generous and kind and pretty.
you let out this low, tragic groan. "oh my god." you tossed the phone away from your body. "there, see? i just won't talk to them if you don't like it."
the rest of the hour went the way it always went, between us: i said i don't actually mind if you talk to your friends but -, you found a way to call my minor expression of discomfort "being dramatic." you got upset that i had been offended. i ended up apologizing, even though i hadn't actually done anything.
afterwards, you picked up the phone again. after texting for a little bit, you snorted. "okay," you said, "but it is kind of funny you're afraid of the dark. i mean, when you think about it."
#spilled ink#writeblr#i'm trying to write about this really specific and wierd new experience#that i think is specific to the internet generation#where people you trust can just... say whatever??? and while most people are trustworthy#sometimes they'll just like... put ur shit out there????#and the thing is that sometimes it's GOOD - i want you to tell ppl if ur partner is being cruel!!!!!#i want u to be like ''hey is it normal if xyz happens'' ... but stuff like ''she's afraid of the dark''#PARTICULARLY when it's CLEARLY making fun of me....#what is the point of that.#this is huge and complicated and happens outside of romantic relationships too btw#like someone u thought of as a friend will be like . oh did u know she's scared of heights and it's like.#girl why are u fuckin doing that tho?#it's not a SECRET i just ...???????????????????????#and i think that gross feeling of like -- ''i can't REALLY be upset bc there's not a TRUE RULE about this....''#it's just not something talked about. bc it's so specific and yet so complex#bc how could i say like '' this is a violation of trust'' when it... technically I GUESS isn't????????????#idk maybe im just like super sensitive but please tell me in the comments/tags/etc if this is#something u have experienced (a trusted person like spreading ur shit) and if u were cool with it
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No matter what people say about Trey, Ace is The Most Normal Character. He plays basketball. He's good at card tricks. He likes eating hamburgers. He's used to getting a lot of attention because he's a youngest child. He teases everyone constantly but sometimes he can be nice. He's 5'8". He had a girlfriend in middle school and the relationship failed immediately. He could transfer to my school and I wouldn't blink an eye.
#of course this is assuming the traitor ace theory isn't true#you're telling me a shrimp typed this post!?#twisted wonderland#twst#ace trappola#twst thoughts
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when ysa in qipao is to kdj but kdj in sexy cat suit is to yjh
#orv#omniscient reader's viewpoint#r u telling me this isn't true#this is persephone's motherly love#when motherly love is supporting your son-in-law in debasing your own son#persephone is so true#kim dokja#yoo joonghyuk#persephone#joongdok
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#critical role#cr lb#ygifs#imogen#and now I'm like did imogen have her own reason for not even going near the raven queen did she pray to her for her mother#thinking her mother was dead was gone and the goddess of death had her and it was just a little girl praying at her bedside#take care of her mother. tell her how much she misses her. she misses her so much. and the raven queen never answered#and she could find no comfort not even in a deity who brought eternal rest there was no solace. and there was no correction#did she pick a god and pray? for her mother to come back. for her father not to hate her. for someone to look at her like shes not a monste#that all this time this certified atheist to have zero interest in the gods or helping them not because she genuinely didn't care#but because once upon a time the little girl she used to be cared so much. and prayed so hard. never seeing the red veil around her#damning her from the grace of the gods#and isn't that just what a monster deserves#not even a gracious god will find you special enough you feel like nothing to them because you are nothing to them#and it's like is that true or is such an evil force preventing their light and it's like I'm chewing but I'm choking#I had to stop looking at laura's face because it was making me too craaazzzyy she'd just be like (bafta) and I'd be like (SCREAMING)#hey matt if this is a birdcall to make imogen a paladin tweet tweet beautiful man
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gojo doubted his own fucking cursed technique, HIS SIX EYES THAT HE IS RENOWNED FOR, because of geto. (AND HE WAS RIGHT!) do you know how insane that is??
#gojo satoru#geto suguru#satosugu#stsg#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#gego#goge#anime#six eyes#cursed technique#they're in love your honor#my six eyes tell me you're suguru geto#but my soul knows otherwise#manga#if that isn't true love then idk what is#gumisgirl
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i love how Zenos can be as deep or as simple of a character as you want him to be. he's a man with almost non existent empathy who felt something for the first time in his life when he got the shit beat out of him as a kid and has been chasing that high ever since. he's a man who, when he finally experiences something even more exhilarating than that high, slits his own throat so he never has to live a mundane life seeking more. he's a man who sails across to the edge of the universe and helps you take down a threat to all of existence in the hope that you'll agree to his offer to have one final death match with him just for the fun of it (and even allows you to say no and walk away if you don't want to). he's a man who somehow doesn't even CARE all that much for fighting but it's the only way he knows to actually FEEL something so he obsesses over doing it and finding the strongest opponents that can actually give him a struggle.
Or he's a gorilla with a combat boner that hunts you down to the edge of the universe and says "we fight now".
#and somehow both are true#i hope this isn't like divisive or anything it all feels very easy to grasp#but feel free to tell me if i'm wrong#zenos yae galvus#zenos viator galvus#ffxiv#endwalker spoilers#idk if there's a point in tagging that with dawntrail out and all#(which i still haven't played btw)#but i'm doing it anyway
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Even you.
#american primeval#this one's up for debate gals#after abish says and i quote:#''Young Elk deserves a long life in this world. All the Shoshone deserve that''#what does he say? 'New heart?' or 'No heart?' ???#the dubbers and transcribers appear to be at a loss so until we get an official script it's a mystery#i understood this as him asking if she thinks he deserves a good life after all the carnage he's wreaked#can he grow a new heart? one that isn't full of violence and anger?#does she think he'll just somehow transform into a new person? (INCREDIBLE IN LIGHT OF HER CURRENT BUTTERFLY CYCLE)#to make THIS the topic of one of their only conversations??? i'm VERKLEMPT#otoh if it's 'no' instead of 'new' it also works bc she's just said going to battle is akin to him carving out his son's heart himself#so he might be asking how can he have this long life? does he get a share in this broad statement or does he deserve death?#and she's saying he deserves life#third door maybe he's just speaking shoshone that sounds similar to english and it means 'even me?'#AMAZING IF TRUE bc it means they're at the point of understanding each other on a level that transcends language#OH YEAH EVEN ME? YEAH EVEN YOU#imo abish is on a bit of a high horse every time she opens her mouth but omg this convo#it's an argument! he yells at her! and storms off!#but what it boils down to is abish not only telling red feather she wants him to live but practically asking him to#in other news everything about this dynamic is catnip to me#abish x red feather#red feather x abish#abish pratt#red feather#edit: mine#i was also a big fan of the chest pounding#ETA stripped down the post bc i couldn't pick a side on the line spoken!
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Something that I need people to understand, especially on this hellsite. Is that oppression does not depend on who you actually are.
It depends on how the world sees you.
If the world sees you as X identity. They will treat you as X identity, whether you are or not. If the world sees that you are not X identity, but they can use the oppression of X identity as a cudgel to make you act the way they want you to? They will use it.
Oppression is NOT dependent on who you actually are. It depends on how the world sees you. It depends on how people see you and what they decide to put on you because of that.
Oh. And when someone experiences a form of oppression that is NOT based in the reality of who they are? It's still that kind of oppression. It's not "misdirected"- it is still that kind of oppression being leveraged to maintain the current social climate.
#this is specifically inspired by all those annoying people#who think that trans men cannot experience sexism or misogyny#but let me tell you as a queer disabled Jew that shit also hits me on SO MANY other levels#oppression depends on how the world sees you#and honestly I think so many people are resistant to that idea because it is a fucking SCARY one#if oppression is based solely in who you actually are#then it's easy to say that certain things don't happen to certain people and there are rules to oppression#and like#I understand that is comforting to some but.... that isn't true#the only rule to oppression is that it will be used to keep everyone in line#and it will be swung at anyone and everyone in order to do that#and who you ACTUALLY are does not stop oppression from happening#sometimes it actually even makes it fucking worse
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Transandrophobia truthers are so damn racist and white oh my fucking god y'all actually piss me the fuck off every time you tokenize Black and brown men for your stupid as fuck "mra but make it trans-inclusive" ideology created by a creepy guy with a corrective rape fetish(something I'll never let up on for as long as I live, btw). If I ever see another one of y'all say "Black and brown men face discrimination because they're seen as overly masculine and that's why masculinity in men is oppressed in this society" I will literally kill myself. Stop using Black and brown men as brownie points for your bullshit arguments about misandry being real when you don't have the slightest idea how racialized oppression works. White boys are so annoying and dumb istfg.
@punkeropercyjackson @punknicodiangelo @pinkpinkstarlet
#like none of the dumbasses i've seen say this shit have been poc and HEY IT'S ALMOST LIKE THERE'S A REASON FOR THAT#because actual black and brown men know that their oppression is not based around masculinity but around RACISM#because if it was about masculinity then feminine men of color wouldn't face the same oppression and would be privileged over them which#is not true#it's also worth mentioning that black and brown WOMEN also face these same issues of being seen as more aggressive/strong/violent and thus#more dangerous even more so than our male counterparts so it's not an 'anti-masculinity' issue it's a fucking racism issue#plus once again feminine women of color also face these stereotypes#when we are masculinized even while presenting as feminine that isn't anti-masculinity you dumb fucks that's just racialized misogyny#and misogynoir#it is incredibly telling that white transmascs who use this argument never even mention women of color and that's because if they did then#their entire headass argument would fall apart because it's not about MASCULINITY being oppressed it's about RACISM(which newsflash women#experience too) and masculinity being assumed of black and brown people(women included) is just another facet of the white supremacist#gender binary not any form of masculinity being 'oppressed' in this society lol#don't even get me started on how these men misuse butch lesbians in their arguments as well and act like they are man-lite ugh#sorry but as a black woman i am officially pissed off rbn#like y'all love to spout 'intersectionality' and shit maybe *throws book at them* ACTUALLY READ UP AND LEARN WHAT THE FUCK IT MEANS#stop misusing words created by black women to prove that men are an oppressed group on god you mfers are annoying#anyway the lesson learned here is that white trans men are just as insipid and racist as their cis counterparts#pos the lot of you#racism#transandrophobia is not real#op
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it's not good for the job search to have a fundamental, bone-deep certainty that the world will always punish an honest attempt >:|
#robin processes emotions on main#this is the result of my dad being unemployed and/or getting pushed out of his jobs five different times in my childhood#long and depressing story short: he got fired five times for being too autistically blunt and unwilling to lie on behalf of his clients#and every time he lost a job we had to move#and it left me with this just. utter certainty that I will be fired#and/or fail at my jobs#it's a very cold calm certainty#until I think about going out and trying anyway. and then it's a ''oh um um let's think about something else''#it's hard for me to even think about it because it's too scary and my mind sends me in any other direction because I start#physiologically feeling like I'm dying :)#btw this is all just me reminding myself that my anxiety isn't stupid; it comes from literal childhood insecurity#I Don't Actually Think it's true. I Hope it's not true. I just feel in my bones that I'm gonna be homeless someday#google search: how to convince your bones that we might be okay? how to tell your bones we have a chance if we'll take it#ENOUGH midnight rambling. bedtime for robin
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Seen a meme goin' round Al Gore's internets the past few days talking about average income if you exclude the top 1000 or whatever Americans, and its math sucks and is bad and is also wrong. You should not take it as fact just because it's in a meme format, it uses data that simply does not seem to meaningfully exist and to the extent that it does, relies on mixing up means and medians repeatedly and interchangeably.
#Boy it'd be upsetting if that were true or whatever#And it's not like wealth isn't concentrated in this country#But also this is simply not based on anything resembling a fact and if you have data to disprove me I welcome it#The one with the blue haired anime girl getting more and more distressed#Apparently in the original anime she's super bad at math so it's in character for *her* I guess#But like...#Somehow they managed to actually exaggerate wealth inequality in this country#Which is kinda impressive but not in a good way#Anyhow I do not think that whatever constitutes 'our side' here should be willing to tell ourselves comforting lies#Or demonizing lies#Depending on the exact process you deploy them towards
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#now you know how to keep cale away#lemons#scatter lemons#lemons are cale's kryptonite#tell me cale isn't a fox#you can't#because it's true#cale henituse#tcf#lcf#lout of the count’s family#totcf#trash of the count's family#trash of the counts family#lcf cale#manhwa#fox#manhwa memes#meme
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do you think there was ever a rumor, however briefly, that madara was natsume's grandfather
#it's funnier if it isn't true but it gets so out of proportion that madara starts to wonder if it's real#natsume shaking him desperately: TELL ME IT ISN'T TRUE. WITH MY GRANDMOTHER SENSEI????#natsume yuujinchou#natsuyuu#natsume's book of friends
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