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in desperate need of a superhero who has every conceivable superpower...but isn't "overpowered" bc they're mediocre at everything. flight? i mean yeah they can fly. with all the grace of a drunken butterfly, bumping into multiple surfaces in the process, but yeah technically they're flying. super strength? sure with super butterfingers built-in, but it counts. laser eyes but their aim's for shit. they've saved the world as many times as they've endangered it by making a bad situation worse. the "good guys" and "bad guys" are equally apprehensive of having this person on their team
#telepathy but it also picks up static and pop radio stations that can't be filtered out#visions of the future that average 33% accuracy#telekenisis but again dangerously bad aim#teleportation but occasionally you end up in the middle of the pacific#superhearing but they can't choose what they're hearing#x ray vision that induces car sickness#pyrokinesis but I don't need to spell out why it's gotten them banned for life from multiple jurisdictions#can freeze time but can't reliably restart it at the correct speed#the worst part is they're versatile enough that having them on your team is still better than nothing#it's just a huge headache that everyone (including them!) wants to avoid at all costs
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in desperate need of a superhero who has every conceivable superpower...but isn't "overpowered" bc they're mediocre at everything. flight? i mean yeah they can fly. with all the grace of a drunken butterfly, bumping into multiple surfaces in the process, but yeah technically they're flying. super strength? sure with super butterfingers built-in, but it counts. laser eyes but their aim's for shit. they've saved the world as many times as they've endangered it by making a bad situation worse. the "good guys" and "bad guys" are equally apprehensive of having this person on their team
#op's tags>#telepathy but it also picks up static and pop radio stations that can't be filtered out#visions of the future that average 33% accuracy#telekenisis but again dangerously bad aim#teleportation but occasionally you end up in the middle of the pacific#superhearing but they can't choose what they're hearing#x ray vision that induces car sickness#pyrokinesis but I don't need to spell out why it's gotten them banned for life from multiple jurisdictions#can freeze time but can't reliably restart it at the correct speed#the worst part is they're versatile enough that having them on your team is still better than nothing#it's just a huge headache that everyone (including them!) wants to avoid at all costs
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#telepathy but it also picks up static and pop radio stations that can't be filtered out#visions of the future that average 33% accuracy#telekenisis but again dangerously bad aim#teleportation but occasionally you end up in the middle of the pacific#superhearing but they can't choose what they're hearing#x ray vision that induces car sickness#pyrokinesis but I don't need to spell out why it's gotten them banned for life from multiple jurisdictions#can freeze time but can't reliably restart it at the correct speed#the worst part is they're versatile enough that having them on your team is still better than nothing#it's just a huge headache that everyone (including them!) wants to avoid at all costs
in desperate need of a superhero who has every conceivable superpower...but isn't "overpowered" bc they're mediocre at everything. flight? i mean yeah they can fly. with all the grace of a drunken butterfly, bumping into multiple surfaces in the process, but yeah technically they're flying. super strength? sure with super butterfingers built-in, but it counts. laser eyes but their aim's for shit. they've saved the world as many times as they've endangered it by making a bad situation worse. the "good guys" and "bad guys" are equally apprehensive of having this person on their team
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