#teen wolf fart stories

[facefartdreams]

Tyler Posey lifted a cheek from the hot cement basketball court next to all his best guy friends. In typical Posey style the guys winced as they braced for another Posey fart. The fart shot out in three beats, airy and muffled. "pffffsshhp, pphhrrmmpph, phrmpph!" The heat from the cement heightened the smell and his friends pulled their shirts over their noses. “Damn Pose! Another one?!?!” Greg was used to this behavior. Tyler was a 5 year old when it came to gas humor, and it seemed you couldn’t hang out with him without getting at least one fart from him. John took his shirt down and sniffed the air “Ugh! It’s still bad!” Tyler Hoechlin knew his friend’s fart was gonna linger, and sat with his shirt over his face, rolling his eyes at Posey. Posey began to waft the rest of his gas to all three of his friends.

Tyler Posey didn’t do this to be mean, or teasing. Tyler in fact wanted his friends to retaliate. and one day he knew they would. Posey had a fart fetish. When he was younger, he would fart on his pillows before bedtime and take deep whiffs. That got him searching for fart stuff online which led him to some fetish websites. Overtime he learned how to masturbate and from then on he got off on the intense imaginary smells of gas from hot guys in photos or even real farts on Youtube. Tyler sat in class with Greg & John as a new kid walked into the room. Dylan just transferred from a tech school into a University and was sort of a dweeb, so Tyler thought. Dylan took the lone empty seat next to Tyler and waited for class to begin. Posey took this empty moment to rip a fart in the class full of guys, bring chuckles and moans throughout the class. Dylan looked at Tyler with eyes of fear and shock. Tyler smiled at the dweeb and leaned back in his seat to relax. Class began. The teacher was young, just a year or two older than the average senior. So when talking about solids, liquids, and gases, the guys in the class all had some good chuckles about the gas substance. "Posey's got a lotta gas teach!" Tyler laughed and looked over to Dylan who stared shyly at the man. Tyler gave him a smile… fuck he was kind of weird… That afternoon Posey walked to Hoechlin's dorm to chill and play some video games. "Hey Ty, have you met Dylan? He's my new dorm neighbor!" Posey gave the same look of awkward shock Dylan gave him at school. "How many more times am I gonna have to see this kid?" Dylan smiled and acknowledged that they had met. As the games progressed Hoechlin left the room to use the bathroom. Posey sat with Dylan in awkward silence until Dylan tried to spark a conversation. "So… what do you do for fun?" Tyler continued staring at the game and ignored Dylan as a person in the room until he responded with "huh… this…" Dylan stared at the video game Posey had his eyes glued on. Posey sat with a stare and with a hint of remorse tried to spark up some conversation with the weird newbie in return. "So… huh… what's your last name?" Tyler asked. "O'Brien, you gonna add me to Facebook? I have one!" Dylan lit up. "What? No! Just trying to be nice and talk…" Tyler went back to his game. Then out of thin air Dylan shot back with something that sent chills down Tyler's spine. "That was some fart in class today…" Dylan smiled at his comment and Tyler's eyes lit up in shock. His eyes moved from side to side as Dylan stumbled upon the one thing Tyler really wanted to talk about. "It was okay… I… guess…" Tyler tried focusing on his game when the other Tyler reentered the room. You could cut the tension with a knife. Posey was silent. O'Brien smiled and watched the now failing Tyler continue at his video game. Tyler sat in chemistry class groggy and miserable. He didn't sleep a wink and mostly because he sat in bed thinking about Dylan and the way his eyes lit up in awe when he brought up Tyler's fart yesterday. Did he like them too? He couldn't! Some straight laced guy with a happy go lucky grin couldn't possibly like something so foul. Greg and John entered the room and sat near Tyler. "Dude! You look like shit" Greg laughed at his own comment and John spoke up. "You and Hoechlin must have gotten wasted last night?" Posey made some underhanded comment about how Hoechlin's new buddy Dylan doesn't drink and the guys cracked up. "He just sat around and talked, no booze, no girls, no fun, worst free time of my life!" "Dude! You should just fart on him today, aim em' all at him. Be merciless!" John's idea sparked a smile within Tyler. Dylan was gonna get served. As Dylan walked into class he looked well rested and pulled his water bottle out of his backpack… "he must still use the same one from high school. What a loser, just carry the one book, you just have one class today dumb ass!" Tyler thought. At that moment Tyler tapped Greg on the shoulder and Greg turned around as Tyler shifted his eyes towards Dylan, still facing Greg. Tyler lifted his rump

slightly from his chair and a small squeaker of a fart blasted from his seat. Dylan looked shocked and stared at the two guys and laughed. Greg laughed back… primarily at Dylan rather than with him, and turned around to prepare for the lesson. Dylan looked a Tyler to comment "Yesterday's was better…" Tyler said nothing and prepared for the lesson. His butt lifted from the seat again and a faint hiss left his shorts. A faint whiff of ass hit his nose and Dylan's. That's when the strange part occurred. It was 15 minutes into class and the four guys in the back were hit by a stronger smell. Rotten eggs, foul skunk, and sweaty ripe ass filled the air as Greg and John began to choke. "Teacher! I think Posey needs to be excused!!!" John sounded worried. The professor made no reaction, these guys break wind in class everyday, it was just another day for them. Posey made no comment but to laugh and claim the attack with a grin. John and Greg turned back around to the lesson when Tyler looked at Dylan… Dylan winked an eye at the once champion farter and smiled. Knowing he just bested the champion. Tyler lifted a leg and ripped  a rather audible blast at Dylan and the class erupted in anger at the 20 year old stud. Dylan secretly lifted a cheek and although silent, the smell was unbearably worse. Tyler blushed red as John and Greg turned around to egg Tyler on. "Dude, we said be merciless, but this is too much! Give the poor guy a break and take some beano" John was in near tears. Greg was on the verge of dry heaving. "Dylan, buddy! You're not even flinching! You're a beast to put up with this!" Greg was impressed by Dylan's composure. What John and Greg didn't know was that Dylan had just let loose another series of gas attacks into the room. Tyler let out a bigger fart, which, accidentally timed made it seem like the smell came from his loud blast rather than Dylan's SBD. Within 40 more minutes of class the guys were now all well equipped to handle a chemical war.

Class was over and the guys walked out. John and Greg were applauding their newfound hero Dylan for taking Posey's gas like a champ. Neither guy knew that the smell was Dylan's brew. Posey sat back and watched as the weird kid got high fives and back pats for his stamina. "We're now a group of five bros man, you're in!" John said as Dylan got bright eyed. He just wanted to fit in. Posey felt even sicker… what if Dylan wanted to fart more?

The party was a huge hit. Posey and the gang threw a huge bash at his dorm. There was beer, chips, salsa, bean dip, and more "Everclear" than you'd know what to do with. "Do we really have to invite him? I still think he's a dweeb!" Tyler asked John. "Dude! You're just upset that you can't throw him off with your stink. That guy is more of a man than you! haha!" Tyler focused on that conversation between him and John for the duration of the party as Dylan sat right next to Posey with some bean dip and broccoli. "Hey Tyler!" Dylan tried to be nice. Tyler sipped his beer and scoldingly told Dylan "How come you don't drink?" Dylan looked at him sheepishly; "I'll drink, if you'll be nice to me." Tyler obliged and Dylan took a swig of Everclear with his juice. Tyler laughed at Dylan's facial expressions each shot and asked him to try it again. 5 shots later Dylan said "This doesn't have a taste? *hiccup*" Tyler took a shot himself and wrapped his arm around Dylan. "Come here kid, I'll show you some beer…" Tyler brought out a Guinness for them both. "This is only for special occasions, that cheap PBR is nothing…" Dylan LOVED it! And drank happily with Tyler the rest of the night. They laughed and got to know each other better. Tyler even calling Dylan "cool" in his book. Dylan smiled… but began to look sick from the alcohol. Greg was scoring big with the ladies as Hoechlin and John left with no one. "Man, Dylan's pretty fucked up tonight. What did you do Pose?" Tyler Hoechlin looked worried. "He's fine, he can crash here tonight. I don't want his dorm leader finding him drunk when you take him home." The guys left for the night and Posey and O'Brien stayed. Tyler wrapped him in a blanket on the couch and headed to his bed to go to sleep.

Tyler laid awake in his bed to thoughts of men from his porn library ripping ass in his dorm room. As he stroked his cock he imagined the smells and sounds they produced just for him. He threw one of them on the bed in his imagination and began to eat his ass out. He imagined the smooth run fleshy ass against his tongue ripping fart after fart and soon he was furiously stroking his meat in an intense sweat that was absorbed by the bed. The man in his dreams ripped a fart that went on for ages, his cum shot out onto the sheets and the guy's face became more prevalent in his mind… it was Dylan! Posey gasped for air and rose up from his bed panting in fear. "What the fuck was that?!?" Tyler thought. He got up and walked back into his livingroom. Dylan was curled up on the couch and sleeping like a baby. "Fucking dweeb" Tyler mumbled under his breath. He got a glass of water from the kitchen and began to head back to bed, but something came over him. He walked over to Dylan on the couch… "Don't do it" Tyler tried stopping himself. He took a sniff of the air, a loud sniff. Nothing. He would regret this next move… he moved in closer. Posey got within inches of Dylan's ass and although it was snuggly fit under the covers the smell was amazing. The dweeb had an ass odor, and Tyler was getting hooked. Posey went to bed in shame of his secret sniffing adventure. But his mind raced with the thoughts of Dylan's gas in the classroom that afternoon. Could he be… falling for the dweeb? Tyler's dreams were tame, except for one. Dylan was snuggled in bed with him and he was dutch opening him as a prank. He woke up and headed to the kitchen for some breakfast. Dylan was up and at it. "What? No hangover?!?!" Tyler pointed out. "That? Oh, last night was nothing. I drank twice as much at home. Dylan was acting rather alpha male this morning; Tyler was confused. Talk of the weather and classes grew old between the two and Posey tried coming up with other conversations. Dylan had other ideas. "Man, I bet I had some GAS last night. Dylan winked at Tyler and Tyler felt uncomfortable again as Dylan aimed a fart into Tyler's direction. The smell wafted to Tyler who winced and coughed on the smell. Tyler had to retaliate and ripped one of his own. It stunk, but Dylan's was stronger. Just like the classroom experience Dylan was besting the gassy fetishist. "So you can retaliate?" Dylan ripped a longer blast. The smell intensified and Tyler's dick grew in his shorts. "I thought I'd freshen the room a bit with my brew." Dylan smiled and then smoldered his stare at Tyler.was he flirting? Tyler turned red and tried to get up and do his book report. "Have you read your book yet?" Dylan asked. Tyler played it off and said yes, but Dylan's next quote sent chills down his spine. "Was your book against my ass last night? Because you had your nose there for part of the night. Did it smell good?" Dylan was going in for the kill. Tyler was sweating and told Dylan to get out. The fear was all over his face. "Get out? I think I have something you want Posey Wosey. Dylan sat on Tyler's lap and Tyler tried bucking him off. The fart was loud. It was warm. not just warm, it burned! Fuck it burned! Tyler winced from the smell, but it was the most magical moment of heaven he ever experienced! Dylan wrapped his arm around Tyler's shoulder and Tyler wrapped his around Dylan's back. Dylan let out another fart after lifting a cheek and aiming it at Tyler's stomach. "I see you've stopped competing. is someone out of gas? Dylan cooed at Tyler. "You're the king." Tyler moaned over and over. "The king?!?" Dylan smiled. "Well, that's pretty impressive. Am I more kingly than that farter you have saved on your computer?" Tyler was taken aback by Dylan's remark. Dylan looked at his Internet history last night! But it didn't matter. In fact it felt safer. Dylan was doing this willingly.Yes Dilly! OH YES!!! FUCK MORE!!!" Dylan smacked Tyler in the back of the head and ripped an angry fart in his lap. But you told me to get out. so I guess this is goodbye.

Dylan sat up and walked out the door farting almost each step of the way. Tyler's legs had lost circulation but that didn't stop him from crawling to the door in hopes of getting Dylan back. Tyler laid in a fetal position alone in his apartment dorm breathing in the smells of Dylan's crop-dust. He was so sexually frustrated he was in tears. What if Dylan told the guys? What if he told the school? Class on Monday had Posey freaking out. He sat at his typical desk when Dylan walked in… he sat right in front of Tyler. John and Greg noticed this and took seats next to Dylan instead of you. "Man, I see Dylan is learning from Friday's mistakes. Can't sit next to the gas bomb for too long!" John chuckled at Tyler's expense and Tyler stared at Greg. pointing to the empty seat next to him. "Man Posey, I don't think anyone is gonna sit their after you nuked it last week!" Posey tried to laugh it off.deep down he was hurt, lonely, and feeling left out. His new view was kind of worth it though… Dylan's round butt spread right in front of his view. Dylan pulled his jeans down and Tyler sprung a boner when he noticed… he wasn't wearing any underwear in class. His jacket covered his front view. To the teacher and the rest of the class it looked like Dylan was fully clothed. The smell hit Tyler like a ton of bricks. He focused more on Dylan's ass, the hole opened up and the smell magnified. Every minute Tyler was hit by a wave of stink from Dylan's butt in class. Tyler had a show of Dylan's ass right in front of him. As class ended Posey's notes were blank. Dylan pulled up his jeans and got out of his seat. Greg and John walked out with him with Posey trailing behind. "Yo Dylan! We still on for tomorrow?" Greg asked. "Yeah, see you then! I'm bring Hoechlin!" Dylan smiled as Tyler spoke up, "Wait? What's going on?" Posey looked confused. "Oh, we're hanging out Tuesday… you can come right Dylan?" Greg looked at Dylan as though Dylan was in charge of the group. "Yeah, come on!" John and Greg headed to their next class as Dylan was pushed against a wall by Tyler. "What the fuck was that!?" Tyler was furious with the mind games. "Chill buddy, you getting' jealous of me taking over? Afraid of my power?" Dylan bit his lip and chuckled at Tyler's grip as it lightened. Dylan smiled and ripped a fart and laughed harder. Tyler asked Dylan to hang out after his classes, his voice cracked from the question. "Well, what would we do together?" Dylan smiled more, it was a shit eating grin that made Tyler feel two inches small. "Well… we could… study…" Tyler sulked. "Oh, because you didn't record any notes today and need mine?" Dylan laughed and tickled Posey's nipple. Posey flinched and responded. "We… we… can do the thing…" "Oh! The thing… yeah… well, I knew I'd hook you soon. Tell you what, I'll give you my notes, but at a price…" Dylan looked powerful. Tyler was scared. "All the notes you can ever need… but you'll be my personal fart sniffer… for life." Dylan massaged Tyler's shoulder after the proposal. Tyler struggled to speak as Dylan's other hand moved down to Tyler's member… "I think your little friend has chosen for you". Dylan walked right into Tyler's apartment. "Man, you still got any of that bean dip?" I'm hungry. Tyler pulled the dip from the fridge with some broccoli and handed it to Dylan. Dylan had wrapped a blanket around his body and pointed to a hole. "In." Dylan commanded. Tyler stuck his head into the covers right against Dylan's ass. He was wrapped tight against Dylan's hole. The first sniff was incredible. Dylan's ass smelled just like the gas Tyler was subjected to in class. That's when the first fart hit. Tyler's nose burned as he carefully sniffed Dylan's ass and stroked his cock. Tyler woke up with his face trapped in a bed sheet. Dylan was gone. It was 3am. He read a note on his bedroom door: "You couldn't even last 5 minutes down there. You're pathetic. If you don't do better next time I'm gonna twist your nuts until they pop off. Love you sweetie! -Dilly" Posey was scared, but his hard on still grew.

He threw himself on his bed, face to pillow, when a foul smell hit him… Dylan farted on his pillows before leaving… he sniffed until he passed out drunk on Dylan's gas. Tuesday night Posey was dressed to the nine's. The guys went to a club and were sitting at a booth. Dylan was leading the conversation and John, Greg and Hoechlin were eating it up. Greg drew everyone's attention to a girl. Dylan glared at Tyler and pointed to the restroom with a wink. "He wants me to do this now?!?" Tyler thought. The two guys passed the bathroom and Dylan led them to an area behind the building. Dylan guided Tyler so that his back was against a brick wall, and with no words Dylan began to fart onto Posey's thigh. Tyler was mesmerized by the showing. Dylan was blowing out gas like a champ. Most were inaudible, but the breeze, and the foul smell was a dead giveaway. For 5 minutes Dylan let rip constant streams of gas, but at minute 6 Posey tried bucking him off. "Dude! That's enough, you're proving your point you're a fucking GOD! Now get off me!" Posey felt a little nauseous from the performance. "No Pose! I got GAS! I need you to sniff it. Come to think of it, my shorts are probably filtering the stink. It may travel back to the other guys." Tyler was listening to Dylan speak and he felt lightheaded with excitement and fear. "Can you pull my shorts down… with your teeth?" Dylan gave Tyler the sweetest puppy dog eyes he could muster. Tyler dropped to his knees and praised the bubblebutt before his eyes. Dylan backed his ass up into Tyler's mouth as Tyler opened wide and bit down on the back elastic of Dylan's shorts. As Tyler pulled down on the shorts his nose rubbed against Dylan's open crack. Tyler could smell the scent of trapped gas between the cheeks flood his senses. A quick sharp toot filled the air and Tyler's oxygen was tainted further with the gas of his new fart king. "Air my shorts out and keep your face in my ass. I got a lot more" Dylan was talking as though this was the most normal behavior in the world. Tyler began to moan. How did Dylan never run out of gas!?!? "You're doing a lot better than Monday night. Just don't pass out" On the word pass out Dylan let out a fart that could singe nose hairs of anyone in the parking lot on the other side of the building. Tyler tried to escape but his head was trapped against the brick wall. He was in Dylan's fart trap. "We better go back… I still have a lot of gas but you'll just have to claim whatever I have to release in the bar." Tyler stared at Dylan. He was embarrassed to fart. Dylan was embarrassed about farting in front of the other guys. But around him he was a gas bomb. If that didn't say love, what did? A few months later the guys were hanging out at John and Greg's house. Dylan was sitting on a bean bag and munching on some taco bell when a fart erupted from his ass. This fart scared the living daylights out of the guys and they stared at Dylan. Dylan was about to cry when Posey spoke up. "Sorry guys, hahahaha! That was me." John looked back at Dylan on the other side of the room. "Uhh… bro… that noise came from Dylan!" The smell hit the guys with force. "UGH! Wait y'all, ever since Dylan came into the picture, Tyler's farts have stunk SO much worse!" Hoechlin looked confused. "Guys! Seriously, I can throw my farts! See?" Tyler leaned and motioned to Dylan to rip a fart from his seat. Dylan let out another loud monster and looked scared and cried "STOP!" They guys busted out laughing as Tyler waved a hand behind his ass to waft the magnify smell from his ass. Dylan lived to see another embarrassment free night. Posey was sure to be rewarded for that save tonight… when the taco bell finally reached Dylan's gut. Dylan was sure to make Posey suffocate and cum his dick off that night.

[garfinkelstingle]

Hi! I absolutely love your fics, could you do a fake insta fic with timothee? The face claim being Rachel Zegler with she/her pronouns. Thanks!

pairing: timothee chalamet x fem!reader

a/n: nonnie there is no excuse as to why this took me so long apart from the fact that i was in a slump... but now i am (sorta) not! i hope you guys like it and have a great day & week xxx (also some of these "posts" are very self-indulgent AND i'm going to the eras tour twice next year so i'm just so excited aaahhhh!!!!!!)

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[rosheendubh]

just as point in fact…no one ever paired Tywin Lannister and dad-bod in the same sentence…

—Just sayin’��a mid-60s/maybe early 70s, lean, mean, ruthless, pragmatic, cunning, disciplined, battle-machine. He walked into that throne room when Cersei was about to kill herself, and her son, with more presence than Filoni’s rendition of Thrawn (no fault to Lars, but he was both not well cast, and not well directed) could to an entire ISD hanger’s worth of Fart-Gas Zombies held together by red duct tape chanting his name…which is also quite out of character, whether from Legends/canon EU books. Thrawn’s characterization with Zahn is many things, but excessive displays of aggrandizing isn’t one of them (cue: the apologetics for “but 10 years in Exile”)…it also doesn’t help that none of the actors look like they’re taking their lines seriously (and with the over-long, melodramatic pauses, long-range 10000 yard stares, and ChatGPT level dialogue, who can blame them?—no honestly, I’ve seen ChatGPT dialogue that sounded exactly like that exchange between Sabine and Ahsoka on the ship, with her training…down to the actual tags/and descriptors), and move through the space around them so stiff and hesitant, you can tell no time was taken to smooth out scenes largely cast on green-screen between the production team, and the actors. Which is why, even the action bits appear awkward, and without much dynamism.

—To each their own, but this portrayal of such a pivotal character is definitely Filoni’s (horridly, but only IMHO) misconstruction. —and as for Ezra and Sabine’s reunion…*wah-wah-wah*—whaaaa??? Anyone recall Sansa and Jon Snow’s embrace after ALL THE ABSOLUTE SHITE they’ve survived over the years? I will still rewatch that moment—ya’ll should too. It’s very cathartic compared to Gazoo-moment everyone was rewarded with, between Ezra (“Hey, Girl, Waz’Up-Word”)-lost-boy-for-a-decade-SpaceAladdin, and Sabine (I’m supposed to be in my late 20s/30?-with the emotional maturity of a teen who just lost cell phone privileges-so flipping annoying-you wish Shin actually had gutted her and decapitated her…omg—how do people think she’s *sooo awesome*—and goes shrill on a Wolf-Horse for…reasons?? Oh, dramatic tension, she’s a very tortured and *fiery* warrior…I’m a woman, and a feminist, but this ain’t how ladies should be written…this is how fanboys think STRONGFEMALECHARACTERS act…take a pass, go watch EmilyBlunt in ‘TheEdgeofTomorrow*…).

—GoTs has A LOT OF ISSUES (mostly with S7/S8 of GoT, and its early Season1 episodes were admittedly…difficult. For a while, I called it LotR with T&A$$…but by that SeasonFinale, as Daenerys stepped out of ashes with 3 lil’Bebe Dragons, and Jorah kneels to her, vowing that line, “Blood of my Blood”—a line that could have fallen in flat-trope-tripe—hell no, hello, Drama Hook. We were on Team Dany…). —Genera differences aside, Team Filoni needs to take some lessons from what the GoTs writers/producers learned as they re-vamped (apparently, an even worse original filming of S1E1 of GoTs, that went back to the drawing board, it was so awful…so urban legend/DenofGeek alleges)—get fresh eyes to look at what you’re doin’ dudes…and maybe someone who’s read the actual source material. But isn’t in love with it—like Gilroy. I still think that’s why ‘Andor’ carried such a different essence—and a much needed sophistication for how science-fiction, and SpaceOpera ought to land. Fuck, go read some DeathStalker too, if you’re looking for bombast with tropes, and a good time. Watch bloody ‘The Expanse’. Someone mentioned, if Filoni required a lesson on how to communicate back-story as a balance between narration, and scene progression, to bring a largely uninformed audience up to speed on a Universe/World building Plot mythos with which most audience isn’t familiar, watch the first 15 minutes of ‘Serenity’. And maybe the entire Season of ‘Arcane’?. —which leads to the ultimate conclusion, Thrawn shouldn’t have been used by Filoni at all in ‘Rebels’. They needed a BigBad, and he ought to have just contrived his own generic Imperial of the Week. Which is what he did. And named it Thrawn. And yes, I know, supposedly he consulted Zahn. I’m more convinced, Zahn is diplomatic, and either felt (as he’d mentioned a few years ago), he was done writing Thrawn’s arc, and so, resigned his BlueManArtLovingAdmiral to the Disney drain of EU archives from which Disney borrows when it can’t be bothered to create its own original characters; or, he’s going to quietly retcon Thrawnius back into Zahn shape—given the rumors of recent months where he seems to have reconsidered revisiting Thrawn/Chiss arcs. Who knows? —My suspicion with ‘Rebels’ (of which, I completely can figure out the story-line, *secret*—it’s not that complicated for anyone who’s read any sort of children’s literature, or young adult books through their youth. Yes, I’ve tried watching episodes—it’s a cartoon made for kids—would’a loved as a kid…probably/maybe? As an adult, I’m wondering what other fodder people read and watch to consider this *quality*). I think what no one admits is, the animated series needed a big name from popular Lore to draw viewers, so there was computer-animated, cartoon-Thrawn…Filoni’s Disney Imperial. —okay, soap box rant done—we all have our OPs. I’m holding out for Andor/S2, but after that, cancelling Disney+. Actually, might even cancel before, and just renew when Andor/S2 comes out…

[lucas-hotpot]

Blog4- Light and Dark

Storyboard

Frame 1:A circular lens moves left and right on the screen and looks for the person, the camera will freeze on the person's face and then spread out to the full screen.

Frame 2: The character walks through the city, and the clouds in the background follow the movement of the character. A UFO appears from left to right and the character looks up at the UFO, which stops above the character and fires a lightning bolt.

Frame 3: The characters in the picture began to turn into werewolves, their limbs grew claws and their heads turned into Wolf heads, and hair was also an important sign of werewolves. The background of this part of the animation is flashing light.

Frame 4: This part of the animation will show the wolves attacking innocent citizens and destroying the city, the picture has cars on fire and the head is blown away, the screen quickly switches to different pictures, which can express the wolves to the city a lot of damage.

Frame 5: This shot is a bird's eye view from the sky, showing the havoc caused by the werewolf in the air, and this shot is in contrast to the previous shot.

Frame 6: In a dark room the door was opened and a light shone through the crack. This part expresses the werewolf being found in the home.

Frame 7: In this part, I split the scene in two, with the police and the werewolves in half and some simple dialogue. The werewolf will pull down his pants and fart at the police, who will be enraged.

Frame 8: The police call Batman to begin the hunt for the werewolf, and Batman prepares to fight. It's a mix of my favorite superheroes.

Frame 9: This shot shows a long shot of Batman chasing the werewolf, Batman and the werewolf chasing the main chase through the woods, Batman's flashlight shaking up and down as he runs, the scene moving rapidly from left to right.

Frame 10: The screen is evenly divided into three parts, the animation starts from the left, the first part of the werewolf is trapped by Batman on the roof, the second part of the werewolf uses gestures to challenge Batman, the third part of the werewolf reveals a folding knife ready to attack Batman.

Frame 11: This part of the animation shows Batman, and I use a lot of close-ups to show them fighting. The werewolf is defeated by Batman.

Frame 12: The werewolf is shot from the top of the building. Here, a long shot is used to show the falling process of the werewolf. The werewolf falls to the ground, and the blood slowly flows out, the camera narrows into a circle and focuses on the body, which corresponds to the beginning.

Character design

When thinking about this work, I watched and referred to many excellent animation works, which provided me with a lot of inspiration in character design and story plot, and also provided me with high reference value in painting style.

Reference:

Chang, Y.-S. and Chen, Y. (2018). The Analysis of Animation Narration for Short Animation – The Short Film: CARN. doi:https://doi.org/10.1109/amcon.2018.8614758.

Vimeo. (n.d.). Case Jernigan.

Pinterest. (n.d.). Pin by 12345 on Ajin anime | Batman artwork, Batman redesign, Batman concept art.

Pinterest. (n.d.). the art of animation | Character design teen, Character design girl, Cartoon styles.

[that-blue-vault-dweller]

Fo4 Companions React, Fics, Etc. Masterlist

About the Writer (Me!)

Bio of my F!Sole Nora Hale

Rules for Platonic Drabble Requests

Rules for Companion Reacts

Companion Reacts:

F!Sole Drinking

F!Sole Finding Shaun

Danse’s Platonic Relationships with Other Companions

Piper’s Platonic Relationships with Other Companions

Cait’s Platonic Relationships with Other Companions

F!Sole Gets Car Running

F!Sole Hugs Companions

Someone Else Taking Up F!Sole’s Attention

Cheering Up F!Sole

F!Sole Accidentally Farts Out Loud

F!Sole Receives Unwanted Advances

F!Sole Pukes

Being Told They’re F!Sole’s Best Friend

F!Sole Telling Them that She’s Pregnant

Dogmeat Finding Lady Friend and Having Pups

F!Sole Being Artist and Drawing Companions

F!Sole Being Amazing Chef and Cooking for Companions

F!Sole Getting Mad at Them and Leaving Forever

F!Sole Comes Back and Apologizes for Leaving

F!Sole Has Tibetan Mastiff

F!Sole Singing Happy Birthday to Husband’s Grave

F!Sole Can Fly

Companions Realize They Haven’t Heard F!Sole’s Real Name

F!Sole Wakes Them Up and Calmly Says Her Water Broke

Companions Get Drunk

F!Sole as Medium to Bring Back Dead for People to Say Goodbye

Companions See F!Sole’s Baby for First Time

F!Sole Discovers Room Filled with Bombs and She Hurries Away

Activities F!Sole Does with Companions

F!Sole Copying Companions’ Gestures

F!Sole Finds Vault Filled with Caps

F!Sole Finds Out that the Caps are All Fake

Companions Trying to Cook for F!Sole

Pre-Teen F!Sole with Big Dog that Protects Her

F!Sole Says She’s Giving Up on Life

Danse Gets Out of Power Armor

F!Sole Getting Way Too into Nuka-Cola

Musician F!Sole Writes Song for Them

Young F!Sole Having Crush on Male Companions

Seeing F!Sole Naked

Someone Kicking or Hitting Dogmeat

F!Sole Makes Them Ice Cream

F!Sole Has a Dachshund

F!Sole Has Glass Eye and Has to Take It Out to Clean Out the Area

F!Sole Secretly Having Mental Breakdowns

F!Sole Narrates and Does Sound Effects for Things Around Them

F!Sole and Them Make and Set Off Fireworks

Finding Out that Young Shaun that F!Sole Brought Back from Institute is Synth

F!Sole Carries Around and Sleeps with Animal Plushie

F!Sole Has Rock Drake Like Ones from ARK

F!Sole Saying Random Things 

F!Sole is the Fear of Raiders Everywhere

F!Sole Suddenly Sneezing Really Loud

F!Sole Gives Companions a Day Off

F!Sole Explains Baseball and the “Old Days” When Visiting Diamond City

F!Sole Tries to Hide Self-Inflicted Stab Wound on Chest

Companions as The Simpsons Characters

Depressed F!Sole on Wedding Anniversary Listening to “Hi Honey” in Old House

Telling F!Sole a Joke So Good that She is Practically Crying and Can’t Breathe

Teen F!Sole that Knows a Lot About Things that Suburban Teens Shouldn’t Know

F!Sole as Doctor that Makes Really Good Prosthetics

F!Sole Asking if They Want to See Her Defy Gravity Before Suddenly Ascending

F!Sole Gets Projector Running at Starlight Drive-In

F!Sole Makes Movie and Offers Friends a Cameo

F!Sole Stars in a Movie that Companions Watch at Starlight Drive-In

Super-Mutant F!Sole That Has No Idea She Is Super-Mutant

F!Sole Cuddling Dogmeat After Mission

Tattoo Artist F!Sole Offering Companions Free Tattoo

F!Sole Raises White-Faced Baby Deer that Thinks She is Its Mother

F!Sole’s Now Grown Up White-Faced Deer Dies in a Raid at Sanctuary

F!Sole Finds Her Wedding Dress and It Still Fits

F!Sole Acting Like They are in Comic Book

Cuddling with F!Sole

F!Sole Telling Hilarious Childhood Story About Going to Baseball Game

Nick Valentine finds OG Nick as Feral Ghoul

Pre-Teen F!Sole Raised in Abusive Family

F!Sole Has Maned Wolf Pup that Grows Up to Be Pretty, Loyal, and Clever

F!Sole Has Giant Black Wolf that is Really Strong

Catching Teen F!Sole Doing Chems or Drinking Before She Runs and Screams

Teen F!Sole at Doctor’s Office Getting Shot and She Tries to Escape

Rat Runs Toward F!Sole and She Climbs Wall Like Spider-Man and Won’t Come Down

Young F!Sole Seeing Them as Parental Figure and Calling Them Mom/Dad

Young F!Sole Being Bullied At School and Coming Home with a Bruise

Young F!Sole Getting Kidnapped

Nerdy F!Sole and Companions Find Old Silver Shroud Set in Boston

Touch-Averse F!Sole Letting Them Tend to Her Wounds and Hugging Them After

Mufasa’s Death Scene from Lion King

F!Sole Pulling Out Armory’s Worth of Ammo and Weapons Out of Pockets

F!Sole Finding Container of Glitter and Causing Chaos

Teacher F!Sole Wanting to Reopen a School for Adults and Older Kids

Dogmeat Showing Signs of Being Abused

TW! F!Sole is Raped

F!Sole Hatching and Raising Deathclaw as Pet

F!Sole Taking Care of Them When They’re Hurt

F!Sole Gets Old Food Factory Going and Cans Tons of Food

F!Sole Used to Be Part of the Enclave

F!Sole Has Pet Shadowmane from ARK

F!Sole Asks Male Companions to Pretend They are Dating to Get Rid of Creeps 

F!Sole Gives Companions Custom-Made Weapon

F!Sole Gets Tank Running and Then Goes for Ride with Companions

F!Sole as Dentist

Abused F!Sole Who’s Glad Her Husband is Dead

Companions Finding Toddler F!Sole While Looking for Resources

F!Sole Using V.A.T.S. to Shoot Several Targets Accurately and Even Shoot a Grenade Out of the Air

F!Sole Has Beauceron

Shy Teen F!Sole Sees Boy She Has Crush on and Hides Behind Companions

F!Sole Had Long Day and Decided to Shave Her Head

Dynamic Between Pre-Teen F!Sole and Companions

Dainty F!Sole Dropping Something Underneath Car Then Picking Up Car to Get It

Companions Turn Into Super-Mutant and Keep All Their Memories

F!Sole Finds Rat and Thinks It’s Adorable

F!Sole Separates From Companions for One Night and Remodels a Settlement into a Fortress by Morning

Dogmeat Having Translator Collar from the Disney Movie “Up”

F!Sole Making Toys for Kids at Christmas

Minutemen General F!Sole Makes Curie Her Own Lab

F!Sole Asking Them to be Child’s Godparent

Teen F!Sole Hugging Them, Telling Them They’re All She Has Left, and Running Off into the Night

F!Sole in Deadly Fight Starts Singing and Animals Come Kill Enemies

F!Sole with Pet Parrot

Teen F!Sole Makes Tree Swing and Asks Companions to Push Her

F!Sole Gets Working Submarine and Takes Companions on Underwater Ride

Teen F!Sole Stubs Her Toe on Log and Starts Cussing and Kicking It

F!Sole Breaking the Fourth Wall

F!Sole as Pre-War Governor of Massachusetts Siding with BOS

F!Sole Talking About Birds Aren’t Real Conspiracy and Finding Out It’s Real

F!Sole Disappearing for Few Days and Returning with Shock Collar from Nuka World

Teen F!Sole Going Through Rebellious Phase

Teen F!Sole Getting Period for the First Time

Maxson Doing Something Stupid and Motherly F!Sole Sends Him to His Room in Front of Companions

F!Sole Never Sleeps

F!Sole Dies

Fics:

Cold as You (I’ve Never Been Anywhere) (Father/Shaun & Nora)

The End of the World (Piper & Nora, Curie & Nora, Cait & Nora, Danse & Nora, Dogmeat & Nora)

Piper is Obsessed with Sweets (Piper & Nora)

Nora Likes Architecture (Piper & Nora)

Piper’s Height Complex (Piper & Nora)

Piper Is Allergic to Cats (Piper & Nora)

Nora Has a Hat Obsession (Piper & Nora)

Nora Enjoys “Pretty Woman” By Roy Orbison (Piper and Nora)

Piper and Chopsticks (Piper & Nora)

Piper Loves Cuddles (Piper & Nora)

Traumatophobia (The Fear of Physical Injury) [Curie & Nora]

Personality (Baby, You Got the Cutest) [Paladin Danse x Nora, Nora & Piper Wright]

Into Each Life Some Rain Must Fall (Nora & Piper, Nora & Curie, Nora & Codsworth, Nora & Danse, Nora & MacCready, Nora & Dogmeat, Nora & Animal OC)

Happy Birthday, Blue (Nora & Piper + tentative friendship among the rest of the group due to mutual love for Nora)

I’m Sorry, Dad (Teen Nora & Nick Valentine, Teen Nora & Piper)

Braving the Storm Together (Nora & Curie)

Written in Blood (Cait & Nora)

The Price of Humanity (Nick & Nora)

The All-Seeing Synth (Nora & Piper & Nick)

Comics and Art: 

“Honky Tonk Badonkadonk”

“Piper’s Limit”

“At Least It’s Not Raining”

“A Crappy Situation”

“Girl’s Night”

“Raiding the Castle”

“No Funny Business”

“Maxson’s Mommy”

Fallout 4 OC - Jasmine of the Commonwealth

Disney Parodies

“Do You Wanna Be Our General?” by Preston Garvey feat. F!Sole

“Show Yourself” by F!Sole feat. Father/Shaun and the Institute Doctors

“Let Me Go” by F!Sole

[gatorsnot]

nnext old school oc callback goes to...loajo, nym, and tokall (respectfully, from left to right) from a cancelled animated series kid me wanted to make with friends called jaku legend loajo!

the story was about a lone wolfdog named loajo who, after enduring months of abuse at the paws of his parents' pack after their deaths (which many feel he is to blame for, which was honestly debatable if i remember corrrectly), is rescued by fellow wolfdog tokall during a war brought about by famine. tokall is an older guy (note the gray hairs around his snout), but takes loajo under his wing in hopes that he they can rely on each other in the harsh conditions until the hard time passes. as they journey through the region, they free yet ANOTHER wolfdog named nym from her brutish father who was some kind of warlord (?)

the large number of wolfdogs was - as it turns out - the result of humans intentionally breeding them at an alarming system of mills and selling them illegally, but many escaped and began getting involved in conflicts with the local domestic dogs as well as the wolf population in the wilderness. so not only did this clash cause high tension between the three groups as well as contributing to the prey shortages, human authorities caught wind of the operation and started raiding the mills, with most of the wolves and wolfdogs being put down due to the high aggression. the trio find themselves trying to rally as many canines - whether they're dogs or wolves or in-between - to flee the area and find a safer place to live before more lives are at stake.

as for the three pictured, loajo was your typical 2009 edgy teen character that spent most of his time brooding, nym was sarcastic and flirty (she and loajo became mates, predictably, and had pups together at the end of the story, predictably), and tokall was your experienced yet grumpy old fart who tried his best to mentor these moody whippersnappers, and he ends up dying after being shot at one point.

anyway, some old art!

[murfeelee]

TS4 Werewolves - Rant Alert

I got this one comment that sent me off on a whole tangent, so I decided to reply to it separately.

slade-the-neko replied to your photoset “The Wolves:This world is slowing down How can I fight it? How can I?...”

Dang Murf, that's very impressive! Really makes me wish Sims 4 had werewolves. I'll definitely try porting the Skyrim model to TS4 if they ever add them.                    

Y’all know TS4 is my trigger -- wtF is EA even doing over there? That Tiny Living Stuff Pack was a JOKE, like....seriously? o_O For as much money as they’re swindling y’all for TS4, EA’s Sims team is creatively BANKRUPT. ZERO innovation, intuition or inspiration.

EA just takes popular concepts/crazes like the Tiny House Movement, Baby Yoda, and Harry Potter, and waters it down to the barest of minimums: tiny homes with huge AF Murphy beds instead of bunk beds or convertible futons/sofa-beds; a decorative Baby Yoda you can’t even interact with; no school of magic sims can go to (and no magic for kids YET). I’m so tired of them!

People keep comparing RoM to TS1′s Makin Magic, and I keep going WHERE? I said in my initial trailer reaction for RoM that it made zero frikkin sense for the RoM magic land to have that perma-nighttime full moon, without even bothering to have werewolves in the so-called realm of magic.

RoM would’ve been the PERFECT chance to add werewolves. What better way to have a magical pack than to also introduce werewolves as the local denizens of Glimmerbrook’s forests. Missed opportunity, EA. (－‸ლ) 

They could’ve added a werewolf household living in the woods, that your sim either befriends or gets bitten by, so your sim goes to the Magical Realm to either find a cure for lycanthropy (for the werewolves or for THEMSELVES if they’re bitten and are gonna turn in a couple days), or wolfsbane poisoning if one of the wolves is made sick by the brand new harvestable Wolfsbane *cough cough!* (Wolfsbane comes in the Vampires GP, but they could‘ve totally made more types of Wild Wolfsbane, Yellow Aconite, Purple Monkshood, etc.).

Either one would give your sim a REAL impetus and incentive to go learn magic and talk to the RoM residents and mess with potions & alchermy. Which is another reason I said (I’ve BEEN saying) I wanted HEDGE WITCHES, who could do HERBOLOGY. U_U

The RoM Game Pack NEEDED to be its own Expansion -- it wasn’t a realm at all; it was a Diagon Alley ripoff and everybody knew it. HELLO, EA! Part of worldbuilding is creating a EFFING STORY that gives your game a FRIKKIN PURPOSE. EA didn’t go the distance at all; they did the mere basics of adding magic to TS4, with a lot of style but not much substance. But ironically they did the same with the mermaids, which did get their own EP, and everyone agrees that TS4′s Island Living was worse than TS3′s Island Paradise, so wtf. (－‸ლ) 

But I doubt werewolves would get their own Game Pack like the Vampires & Spellcasters -- EA would do Faeries/Elves before wolves, I suspect, cuz faeries are in a sense easier. Wings, mushrooms & flowers, glittery magic, LOTR-esque art nouveau inspired furniture, etc -- everyone knows the standard faery.

But if TS4 werewolves got a pack all to themselves it would force EA to effing give a crap about lycan culture & lore, and the complexities of things like pack dynamics (alphas, betas, omegas, etc), moon cycles, transformations, lupine physiology & locomotion; diet & hunting (adding new flora & fauna), etc.

While heavy in gameplay expansion, with werewolf-specific abilities, interactions & animations, what other stuff could you stuff into a werewolf stuff pack? Y'all saw how in TS3 the Supernatural EP didn’t give wolves a single bloody thing other than their CAS stuff -- for build/buy mode wolves got ZILCH. We didn’t get busted furniture or shattered windows or blood splatters or more fur patterns -- NOTHING. Everything in build/buy mode was for witches & faeries--all wolves could do was tear the crap up with their claws.

And even their CAS stuff was lackluster - no hairy skins, makeup or tails, but we got body hair & face sliders, claws, fangs, etc.

I like TS1's werewolf design from Makin Magic the most, since their heads/skins looked like wolves.

TS2′s was the biggest downgrade in terms of the LOOK of werewolves, in that it was just a skin.

If EA does do wolves for TS4, I’d hope they make it so the werewolves look like effing WOLVES. At least let them turn into animals, like the ones in TS2 PETS. (WHY TF was TS2 the only time Sims had ACTUAL magical pets!? >_< TS3 has dogs! TS4 has dogs! DO IT ALREADY.)

Considering the cartoony PG13 angle EA insists on keeping TS4, I don’t imagine they’d EVER make wolves look like @camkitty2​’s amazing werewolf mod at MTS:

And certainly not the scary Skyrim werewolves that I converted.

Or even the ones from EA’s other property, Dragon Age (which are effing ugly, IMO).

(The ugly anthropomorphic bipedal version, btw, not the more wolf-like version.)

TBH, If TS4 did werewolves at all I BET YOU MONOPOLY MONEY the template EA’d use would be a lot like Bigby Wolf’s design from the Wolf Among Us video game:

Bigby goes through 4 phases, from man to gradually being an actual wolf in his 4th phase/Final Form. His 3rd phase has a face that not really wolf-like so much as Jekyll/Hyde; beastly enough that you pretty much know Oh that’s a werewolf they’re doing, without it actually looking like any animal.

It’s big and scary with muscles & claws & hair, but cartoony enough that it’s not drastically different from a regular sim. EA’s wack enough to pull something like that, rather than going the extra mile to give us the kind of Skyrim-esque werewolves many simmers want.

Or the full-shift magical WOLF that I personally want.

Don’t get me wrong; Bigby has a great design for Wolf Among Us, made by AA developers Telltale (who do The Walking Dead video games). But Electronic fArts is a AAA developer, with billion dollar budgets, massive teams & bookoo resources. But by god EA’s the laziest AAA company around; just the kind of twats to do AA level work with AAA finances, as we’ve seen in TS4 and TS3.

Bigby’s 2nd phase is basically what TS3 did for werewolves, with the scrunched up brow/nose, pointed ears, hairier face, etc.

This kind of werewolf design is fine, but it leaves A LOT to be desired, especially if it’s the only form you see in certain werewolf franchises. It reminds me too much of how Teen Wolf makes werewolves -- basically as hairier vampires from Buffy (which makes sense). But come on EA, go the distance; go FULL WOLF SHIFT or go home.

In Eastern Europe werewolves ARE vampires/witches -- they’re connected to nature magic, druids & wicca, neopaganism, etc: magic runes & symbols, stones & metals, scyring, bonfire festivals (having Celtic holidays would be so cool!), enchanted woods & nemetons & ley lines, the effect of moonlight on water #TuckEverlasting style, shamanistic sacred animal totemic power and such. Tap into that tribalistic Slavic, Norse & Celtic lore on werewolves, EA, you effing COWards!

In TS1′s Makin Magic and TS3′s Supernatural, witches and werewolves came in the same pack, and had gameplay elements tied to each other -- in TS1 it’s the Beauty & the Beast charm that magical sims can use, and in TS3 werewolves can be used as witches’ assistants to Gather harvestables/collectables used in alchemy potions. So for TS4, having werewolves in RoM would’ve made SO MUCH sense. Hell, they could’ve fit into the Vampire GP, too -- why was wolfsbane even IN that pack? o_O

So if TS4 adds werewolves, I hope they add something NEW to the lifestate, and do more research into other portrayals & iterations of werewolves.

Everyone knows about Norse Berserkers (were-bears), but less attention is given to the Wolves of Odin, the Ulfhednar/Ulfhedinn (werewolves). A lot of Nordic neopagans are into them nowadays.

A werewolf GP would make it so EA would have to flesh out werewolves -- if they live in the woods, give them woodland build/buy mode CC. Let them live OFF THE GRID as technophobic naturists, cuz electronics like tvs, PCs & radios hurt their sensitive eyes & ears. They could be more modern, sure, but it would be so much cooler to have sims who only use well water and hot springs and compost toilets and woodfire ovens.

Bring back hobbies/skills like bone/woodcarving, gem cutting, basket weaving & looms, soap/candle-making, pottery, horticulture, tree-cutting/tree-hugging, animal husbandry (could you imagine werewolf shepherds? XD), sparring, (arm) wrestling, boxing, hunting, bird watching and more. Basically: fullblown medieval-rustic hunting lodge aesthetics: animal pelts, antlers, mounted taxidermy, COME ON, EA, stop being boring!

[adrianfridge]

fanfic authors tag game

tagged by: @clotpolesonly

tagging: @demonzdust @sinofthewolf @roachbuggfanfics @luulapants @princeescaluswords

AO3 name: whatthefridge

Fandoms: 1

Number of fics: 22(?) [I have essays archived in my account and a ton of drabbles]

Fic you spent the most time on: When We Were Monsters took at least two years, with the first chapter posted months after I’d already got through several full drafts

Longest fic: When We Were Monsters (56k words) | Stackson | explicit | enemies-to-lovers slow burn hurt/comfort with post-kanima Jackson meeting post-nogitsune Stiles

I didn’t expect this to be my longest fic. The original draft was only 18k, and then it just. kept. growing.

Shortest fic: [not counting my essays or drabbles] Within (863 words) | Stiles-centric | gen | a “what if” symbiosis of Stiles and the nogitsune

This was the shortest plot bunny to ever hit me, and I’m upset that I’m incapable of expanding it into anything else

Most hits: Dirty Secrets (Hits: 22k) | 10,349 words | Jacksterek (Derek/Jackson/Stiles) | explicit | polyamorous soulmate tattoo AU with an equal angst-to-smut ratio

The core of the idea was “How do I make myself cry and also I’m horny.” I wrote this as a brain fart in between being burnt out on When We Were Monsters and being equally burnt out on the distraction notfic that I tried to write in the meantime

Most kudos: Happy Endings are for Winners (Kudos: 1,383) | 17,770 words | Stackson | explicit | ABO retelling of season 1 with omega!Jackson and alpha!Stiles

My first fic both for fandom and Teen Wolf. I always assumed my first fic would be Sterek, but alas, fate had other plans for me.

Most comment threads: When We Were Monsters (Comment Threads: 61)

Fave fic you wrote: I’m very torn because I like all my fics for different reasons. Gonna give a shout-out to An Inconvenient Storm (Halemore—which the world needs more of—with kanima/werewolf Jackson experiencing hypothermia for #reasons), Tremors In My Bones (Steo, which I worked SUPER HARD to fit into canon 5A with behind the scenes hatesex bottom!Theo), and Getting Laid (Sterek cursed fic that will live in infamy)

Fic you want to rewrite/expand on: That’d easily be Happy Endings are for Winners, simply because it’s my oldest fic and because there’s things I always wanted to include for a sequel and just never got around to,, and probably never will :’(

Share a bit of your WIP or share a story idea that you’re planning: I’m not actively working on any fanfic right now, despite a few WIPs in the closet. My current project is an original story I started like five years ago and finally have the confidence to tackle. It involves wolf-shifters (I was werewolf trash even before I got into Teen Wolf), and one of the two main characters has a Tragic Backstory™ that folks will want to claim is a Derek-Malia hybrid, but no, this backstory existed prior to Teen Wolf entering my life.

[captaindaddykru]

Author Tags

i was tagged by a few bomb ass people to this tag and since i’m all for peer pressure i gave in @kombellarke @marauders-groupie​ @octannibal-blake​ @arysafics​ @thelittlefanpire​

Fandoms You Write for: i started of writing for camp rock/hannah montana, which was more just an excuse to write jonas brothers fanfiction? i was twelve, give me a break. i’ve written most my stories for glee. other frequent flyers are teen wolf and arrow. wrote a few for greys, pll. right now just the 100 because bellarke has me in their chokehold and i dont have enough room in my heart for anyone else. insert sad emoji. also coincidentally the only fics i feel are actually good sometimes.

Where you post: AO3, older works on FF.net

Most popular one shot: by kudos “we both pretend (but i start where you end)” that has 828. it’s a modern au about bellamy and clarke going from reluctant acquaintances to lovers. in the fic clarke has cancer. one of my bestest friends is obsessed with it, but i hate how unnuanced it is. 

by comments “i would give my life just to hold your hand (i’m your number one fan)” which is actually my most recent fic. its a celeb au and it blew tf up??? im as confused as the next girl. 

Most popular Multi-Chapter: i dont write a lot of ACTUAL multi-chaps so “does it show again (just how much i’ve missed ya)” which is just 2 chapters. it’s loosely based on mamma mia, and i think my favorite fic of my own. 

Favorite story you wrote: i already said mamma mia so i’ll go with “’cause love now is only the pain of needing” which is, again, loosely based on tatbilb. i love twisting well-known movies and books into something that fits bellamy and clarke’s story/stories. i love this one because i’m really far up bellamy’s ass and i in that fic i got to write a sort of love letter to him.

Story you were nervous to post: not per se nervous bc i actually dont give enough farts about what other people think, but fics i prepared for backlash on were “i’m your ride or die” which was a canon brollexa fic and “much too full of resentment” which was a bellarke fic from echo’s pov. yep. yep. 

How do you choose your titles: song lyrics, sporadically poems. i love music and i cant write without a song fitting the theme or mood of the fic.

Do you outline: my best fics are probably the ones i whip out in a eight hour writing blackout without thinking about it. i do outlines as in i write down a few lines i wanna use or what general scenes i want so it’s easier for me to kind of make a ‘to-do list’ out of the scenes to motivate me. 

Complete number of stories: 67 on ao3, 35 of which are the 100.

In progress: LMAO.... k here we go.

* dystopian army fic: 12k words written, don’t know how to end it so i just keep writing more to which at one point youre like nothing makes sense anymore. 

* oth based WIP: one more chapter to write, which i have written about 5% of.

* [censored]: it’s a surprise

*mammia mia: here we go again: a continuation of the mamma mia fic. set in the same verse. just fluffy family stuff? yeah. ive been thinking about it a lot and its just gonna happen at some point.

* a nicholas sparks movie au, ten points if you can guess which one: for bellarke bingo.

* best friend’s older brother, slight age gap, sexual tension kind of thing: for bellarke bingo.

* teacher au: for bellarke bingo :D

* ghost au: for bellarke bingo.......

* THIS TIME TRAVEL AU I UPLOADED ONE PART OF 2 YEARS BACK AND SOMEONE ASKED ME TO CONTINUE IT AND I KIND OF WANT TO? LIKE 2% WRITTEN, BUT PLOT IS THERE.

i am but a mere human who works full time now. but i will try my best.

Do you accept prompts: yeah, but i literally cannot promise anything. if im not inspired its just not gonna happen.

Upcoming story you are most excited about: the nicholas sparks au

i don’t know who to tag because most of my talented writer friends already tagged me and i dont have any other friends on here take pity on me so anyone who wants to do it: tag me because i wanna read your answers<3

[wheredidhiseyebrowsgo]

Hello people who save me from boredom! I was wondering if you knew any fics where Derek plays the violin. Thank you! Much love to you

Yes! And our musician!Derek tag. - Anastasia

Medication Mambo by anais_ninja

(1/1 I 413 I General I No Pairing)

Laura Hale copes with the loss of her family and pack in her new home of Brooklyn, New York. Derek, not so much.

There's nothing you can't do, now you're in New York by therossandrachelofteenwolf

(2/? I 1,817 I General)

Stiles accidentally finds out about Derek's former career as a violinist back in New York, but Derek refuses to talk about it. So Stiles does some research and finds.... Alexis Castle, Derek's former student. Whose father is the author of his favourite crime novels.

filling me up with the shivers by teamfreewolf

(1/1 I 2,470 I General I Sterek)

Stiles does some digging into Derek's past; he's surprised by what he finds.

Violon d'Ingres by hazelandglasz

(1/1 I 3,014 I Not Rated I Sterek)

Stiles is a struggling street musician in Beacon Hills, but he has a spot that always works. Imagine his surprise when a violinist in a wolf mask shows up and steals it. And worst of all, he doesn’t even seem to be doing it for money. Meanwhile Derek, a renowned violinist, just wants to get away from the constant scrutiny of the orchestral world. He finds release in anonymity, playing on the streets. His peace gets interrupted constantly, by an annoyingly loud guitar on the other side of the park.

As Stiles struggles to figure out the ‘Violin Wolf’ ‘s identity, he meets Derek at a coffee shop. What follows can only be described as an epic love story filled with mistaken identity, angst and ultimately, beautiful music.

Velvet Mask by Captain_Loki

(1/1 I 5,473 I Mature I Sterek)

It's at the beginning of this relationship, the one that has been years in the making, that Stiles finds the violin. Derek thinks Stiles has a manilla folder stored somewhere of all the things he's learned about Derek Hale, treats him like a detective in an old film noir, like a case to be cracked, Stiles does love a good mystery.

Hallelujah by TonyStarkIsARobot

(1/1 I 6,675 I Teen I Sterek)

This is the story of a Sheriff, a concert pianist and their son, who learns how to play just like his mother.

Or: "Both of them had been so alone before. So completely isolated and lost in their anguish and then all of a sudden, Stiles had seen that he’d never been alone. There had always been the sweet and sad sound of the violin to settle him and lull him to safety and sleep."

Strains of the Heart by clotpolesonly

(1/1 I 20,633 I General I Sterek)

Stiles has always worked with Scott for end-of-year projects. Only this year, Scott wants to work with his new girlfriend Allison, leaving Stiles without a partner. The only person not already partnered up is Derek Hale, first chair violin who has played for his sister Laura and only his sister Laura since joining the academy.

If he was just an asshole, Stiles could handle that. But Stiles has a vision for this project, one he's spent his whole life cultivating, and Derek? Derek just doesn't get it, and that Stiles cannot handle.

To Have Outlived the Night by stillane

(1/1 I 23,448 I Mature I Sterek)

Derek steps away from the window. “You helped me. They took that as a declaration.”

That Which You Cannot Undo by uraneia

(1/1 I 28,181 I Explicit I Sterek)

By twenty-eight, Stiles has resigned himself to a quiet life of working in his magic shop, selling Jackson Whittemore fart-inducing tea, and looking after his goddaughter. It's a good life. But the quiet goes to hell when his sister, Lydia, shows up with a crispy werewolf in her trunk and a bite mark on her shoulder, because hard on her heels comes the hottest person Stiles has ever seen, and he happens to be looking for his uncle.

You know, the dead guy Stiles helped Lydia bury last night.

(Or: the Pracitical Magic AU nobody asked for.)

[ayllriadayne]

Women in Ice Cells: The Sun's Daughter

In ASOIAF, many historical female characters are measured less on their own value and more by how much their deaths have impacted the men in their lives. Elia Nymeros Martell is no different: we see her family, particularly her brothers, mourn her, lusting for vengeance over the deaths of her and her children, but we hear relatively little of Elia herself. She was a key part of Robert’s Rebellion–not as an active player, but as a pawn, used as a bargaining chip to ensure her family’s loyalty. She watched her infant son die, then was raped and brutally murdered.

Elia’s tale is a tragic one, but unlike other characters who died before the story begins, such as Rhaegar Targaryen, Arthur Dayne, and Brandon Stark, we know very little about her. While we hear tales of Rhaegar’s gallantry, Arthur’s honour, Brandon’s “wolf blood”, Elia largely remains a mystery. Barristan tells us she was “a good and gracious woman” (Daenerys IV, ASOS). We know her health was delicate. Oberyn tells us she thought baby Tyrion was adorable. But aside from that–who was she? GRRM doesn’t tell us, so all we can do is find out for ourselves.

Elia Nymeros Martell was born circa 256 AC, the fourth child and first daughter of the ruling Princess of Dorne, and one of only three to live to adulthood, along with her older brother Doran and younger brother Oberyn. Elia was born premature, and was not expected to live–and yet, against all odds, she survived. This is our first hint that Elia, despite her frail health, was far stronger than she seemed. As a child, Elia was close with Oberyn, as they were only a year apart. While it would be easy to imagine Oberyn as the reckless one, dragging the sensible Elia into shenanigans, this might not be the case, for reasons I’m about to go into.

We know very little about Elia’s childhood, but we do know that when she reached marriage age, she and Oberyn accompanied their mother on a tour of Westeros in search of potential suitors, travelling to Starfall, the Arbour, Oldtown, the Shield Islands, Crakehall, and Casterly Rock. Their stay in Oldtown affords a glimpse at Elia’s personality: Elia was charmed by Baelor Hightower, until he farted in her presence, whereupon Oberyn nicknamed him Baelor Breakwind (like Baelor Breakspear), and after that Elia couldn’t look at him without laughing. This is our first clue that, far from the solemn figure several characters paint her as, Elia was lively with a good sense of humour.

However, while the Hightower visit is important, it’s the trip to Casterly Rock that tells us the most about Elia as a person. The Martell retinue arrived in the wake of Tyrion’s birth and Joanna’s death (hey look, another member of the Dead Ladies Club! We’ll be looking at her too), and the mood in Casterly Rock was understandably grim. However, as Oberyn tells Tyrion, Cersei promised Elia to show them baby Tyrion before they left, who was reputed as a monster. That alone is interesting: it was Elia, the gracious princess, who wanted to see Tyrion, and initiated it, as implied by Cersei “promising” her–not Oberyn, the wild and inappropriate rogue.

Then, while Oberyn describes baby Tyrion as “hideous”, he also says that Elia thought he was adorable, and “made the noise that young girls make at the sight of infants…The same noise they make over cute kittens and playful puppies” (Tyrion V, ASOS).

That’s about where personal anecdotes of Elia end, but it paints a sweet picture: a young princess, always messing around with her little brother, who squees at the sight of babies, no matter how ugly they are, and laughs at fart jokes. Obviously this all happened when Elia was a teen, and we know relatively little about Elia as an adult–jarring, given that she was 27 or 28 when she died. But between this and how other characters describe her, we can begin to make her out: sweet, good-humoured, lively, kind, with a little of the fiery Dornish blood in her–much like her niece Arianne–and sunny as her House’s sigil. Elia deserved so much better.

Next time, I’ll be taking on the Lioness herself, Joanna Lannister. I hope you enjoyed reading!

[junker-town]

Sports movies that would be more fun to emulate in real life than ‘Field of Dreams’

Photo by Charles Ommanney/The Washington Post via Getty Images

MLB wants to emulate ‘Field of Dreams’ next season, and that’s fine. But if we’re being honest, big league adaptations of these movies would be even cooler.

I’ve never seen Field of Dreams. It’s probably fine? From what I gather it’s sickly sweet with a lot of I Love You Dad-type stuff engineered to exploit our too-human hearts.

The effect is apparently pretty strong, because Field of Dreams is still revered 30 year after it was released. So much so that Major League Baseball will try to bring the movie to life by making the Yankees and White Sox play in an Iowa cornfield next season.

If you build it …@Yankees. @whitesox. THE Field of Dreams. August 13, 2020. pic.twitter.com/RuBpS04BgG

— Cut4 (@Cut4) August 8, 2019

Ignoring the fact MLB’s promotional image implies Aaron Judge, Gleyber Torres, Tim Anderson, and Yoan Moncada are ghosts walking out of the cornfield, and therefore will have shuffled off this mortal coil by the time the game is played, this could be fun! Baseball is a goofy sport that is enhanced when played in goofy places. Why not!

But it does get us thinking: What famous sports movies would be even more fun to replicate for a one-off event? Here are some of our ideas. Go ahead and tell us yours via your nearest comment section and/or Twitter account. Being realistic awards you no bonus points.

Eddie (1996)

Pretty sure everyone reading this has had this fantasy. Take a vocal fan out of the stands, let them coach the Knicks, and if they win the fan gets to keep the job until the Knicks lose again. There’s no risk to a cratering team. In fact, the changeup might help break the loop of hope and letdown (and hope and letdown) that the Knicks have been stuck in for 20 years. — Louis Bien

Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)

I want this. I want this, like, yesterday. How have we gone 15 years without someone trying to take the world of professional dodgeball by storm with professional wrestling-esque characters, overwhelming production values and all the pageantry it entails?

The best part is that since this is a one-off event we can totally get Jason Bateman to do commentary and stick Chuck Norris courtside. I’m almost upset I’m sharing this information here, because I know some wealthy industrialist is going to steal this idea. — James Dator

Nacho Libre (2006)

First off, yes, wrestling is a real sport. The action might be slightly scripted but the moves are real. Imagine a random cook in a monastery becoming a luchador. It’s an underdog story for the ages. He even fights for a great cause: so the orphans in the church can eat better quality foods. It’s a heartwarming story filled with adventure and danger, mostly from the fear of having their bones broken from getting power-bombed. Picking a random person and making them a part-time luchador is an event worth watching. Especially if one of their first matches is an eight-person battle royale. Sign me up for the chaos. - Vijay Vemu

Teen Wolf (1985)

I just want to see people get eaten. — Christian D’Andrea

Air Bud (1997) or Treasure Buddies (2012)

The Air Bud archives, including its spinoff series Air Buddies and Santa Paws, is more voluminous than the Police Academy and Mission Impossible franchises put together. And you really couldn’t go wrong picking ANY of its 14 installments. SO MANY GOOD DOGS.

For the sake of brevity, I’ll narrow it down to two: OG basketball-playing Air Bud, which still holds up 22 years later, and which seems like the most logical choice if we’re talking about replicating it in real life. (Here’s one suggestion for the starring role.)

The other is Treasure Buddies, which I have never seen and technically isn’t a sports movie but gets the nod based on a Wikipedia description that belongs in a museum:

The Buddies find themselves on an Indiana Jones style adventure.

Yes, please. — Sarah Hardy

Over the Top (1987)

Don’t you want to win an arm wrestling championship? — Russ Oates

The Sandlot (1993)

The Sandlot — or more specifically Sandlot 2 (2005), where girls exist and play sports — is truly the only answer here. Since about age 7, all I wanted to experience was playing baseball at the sandlot, and that hasn’t changed as I’ve gotten older. Just make sure James Earl Jones is present. — Kennedi Landry

Brink! (1998)

Brink! is a Disney Channel original movie about extreme in-line skating and how capitalism exerts its influence on our passions. But the X-Games already exists, so we don’t need to bring skating to life, we just need ... more milkshakes to the face.

Pup ‘N Suds forever. — Michael Katz

Like Mike (2002)

I need to see a 4’ tall child dunking on NBA Players. — Tyson Whiting

Ed (1996)

In this film, Matt LeBlanc (who is basically channeling Joey, because what else is he going to do, he is Matt LeBlanc) winds up as an errand boy for a professional minor league baseball team. One of his errands has him cross paths with the titular Ed, a chimpanzee who, it turns out, is really, really good at playing baseball for unsaid reasons. Hijinks ensue. This film has everything — a fart-off, some light animal torture, a magical coin (?), and yes, a meta Friends reference — all of it terrible. In fact, we called it the worst sports movie ever made.

But am I going to sit here and pretend it wouldn’t be awesome to play minor league ball with a farting monkey? No, reader. I am not.

— Ryan Simmons

Slap Shot (1977)

Nobody wears a helmet. Fighting, while not exactly legal, is certainly encouraged. As is putting on the foil. Winning captain has to strip down to his jock strap. Don Cherry would spontaneously combust, leaving a technicolor apparition muttering about “Old Time Hockey” for all eternity. — Paul Flannery

White Men Can’t Jump (1992)

Blacktop basketball, Jeopardy!, and undefeated Wesley Snipes drip. This movie has everything anyone could ever want in a movie, and also two-on-two basketball should be an Olympic sport. — Michael Pina

Brewster’s Millions (1985)

Quasi-sports movie with Richard Pryor portraying a pitcher for the Hackensack Bulls and John Candy serving as his catcher. I’d happily work to spend $30 million in 30 days and have no assets to show for it to inherit $300 million. — David Fucillo

Space Jam (1996)

There is no better time to do this than the present. With talks of wanting to raid Area 51 and kick it with aliens, we can surely assemble a group of five extraterrestrials, have them take the talents of guys like Kevin Durant, Giannis Antetokounmpo, James Harden, Russell Westbrook, or other NBA stars, and do a live-action remake of the original Space Jam. Only difference is that LeBron James replaces Michael Jordan. — Harry Lyles Jr.

Luck of the Irish (2001)

This Disney Channel classic has a description as follows: “A teenager (Ryan Merriman) must battle for a gold charm to keep his family from being controlled by an evil leprechaun.”

Do I need to explain anything else? — Whitney Medworth

Blades of Glory (2007)

It’s really hard for me to comprehend why we haven’t seen an all-male figure skating pair since this movie came out more than 10 years ago, but hey, I’m not in the movie business. Not only was this a highly underrated Will Ferrell film in my humble opinion, the sports world deserves to see two men complete the Iron Lotus (successfully, I feel like I need to add) on live television, dammit.

— Morgan Moriarty

[ao3feed-scottstiles]

The Bet

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2vyI737

by MuskyWolfThings

*If you're still taking prompts, maybe one where Scott and Stiles make a bet and loser licks the others feet and musky body after Lacrosse?*

((From my Tumblr.))

Fuck. Yes. Here you go.

Pics that make the story even hotter.

1:http://ift.tt/2vJjql8 2:http://ift.tt/2wBRBYp

Words: 1373, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Stiles Stilinski, Scott McCall

Relationships: Scott McCall/Stiles Stilinski

Additional Tags: Foot Fetish, foot worship, Armpit Kink, musk kink, Scent Kink, Man stink, Teen Stink, Jock stink, Ass stink, ass worship, Fart Fetish

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2vyI737

[asagi-s-garden]

Let me put your minds to ease about The Great Wall

Because it isn’t a White Savior film

Spoilers below, and why I believe it isn’t nearly as offensive as the PR makes it out to be

First of all, IT IS NOT A WHITE SAVIOR MOVIE, MATT DAMON DOES NOT SAVE THE DAY

This is the biggest complaint I see and despite what American PR would have you believe it just simply is not the case, Matt Damon is in it yes, he is the “main” protagonist yes, in the way that it’s his POV and he gets the most screen time, and yes, that’s a problem, but it doesn’t change the fact that it was a Chinese woman who saved the day

So Matt Damon ISN’T the Chosen One? No, not even close, there is no Chosen One, PERIOD

But doesn’t he learn martial arts and stuff in the- Let me stop you right there: No, he’s had multiple armies train and work with him over his lifetime, he came already knowing how to fight and he does not use martial arts

So... a girl saves the day? Yep, a Chinese woman named Lin Mae who leads the entire army, she’s the general

But she’s the only woman in it right? No, there’s an entire branch of this army that’s female only because they fight using acrobatics and men are too heavy, there are jokes about men not being able to do it and everything

.. You said she’s the general? Yeah, she’s the freaking general by the end of the movie, and even gets to be a general in the MAIN Chinese army

But she’s the love interest right? There is no love interest, she and Matt Damon make googly eyes at eachother a couple of times but that’s it, there is no kiss, no one gives up anything for the other, they develop a deep and platonic trust as soldiers together, maybe flirt a little, that’s all that happens

Ok but everyone speaks English right? No! Please stop spreading this rumor because it just is not true!! ONLY TWO CHINESE PEOPLE SPEAK ENGLISH IN THE ENTIRE MOVIE AND ONE OF THEM IS LIN MAE WHO WAS TAUGHT BY THE OTHER WHITE GUY, IT IS CHINA AND 98% OF THE CHINESE PEOPLE IN CHINA SPEAK CHINESE

Another white guy? How many white people are in this thing? Just the two (past the first ten minutes) One is a traitor, the other is Matt Damon, pretty good odds, other than that the only non-Asian person past the first ten minutes is a Latino guy

So if he doesn’t save the day what is Matt Damon even there for? To fall ass backwards into a method of helping subdue the monsters, he found out by complete accident that the magnet he had on him is why he managed to kill the monster, not because he was more skilled than everyone else, but literally by sheer dumb luck

So... he’s useless? Well no, certainly not, he’s powerfull in his own right that came long before he ever came to China and he helps Lin Mae with alot of things, they work as partners throughout a fair amount of the movie but he’s in a secondary role to her because she’s the one who executes the orders, delivers the killing blow, etc, and in fact, both times he tried to deliver the killing blow he failed and it was Lin Mae’s skills that saved them

Ok so it isn’t as bad as PR makes it out to be, that doesn’t mean it’s good: Well it being good or not is subjective, but it’s a really cool story with AMAZING monster designs, breath-taking colors and graphics, and utterly incredible action sequences that were never boring (wich is amazing because I usually find atleast one boring moment in all action movies with rare exception) and outstanding charectors, I found it thoroughly enjoyable

I’m still mad about Matt Damon: And you have every right to be, let me make a note here that I am not at all trying to excuse the fact that the main in a Chinese movie is a white guy, and I am not trying to convince anyone to see this movie if they don’t want to, my point in making this post was for people who are on the fence like I was who wanted to support a Chinese-driven film but were put off by the white guy, and didn’t know if the good outweighed the bad, I just wanted to give everyone the ACCURATE DETAILS that PR and critics don’t want to give you because Hollywood is racist and critics know it, there are a few other reveiws on Tumblr that mention all of this and I wanted to put in my two cents too, you have every right to your opinion on the movie, but it makes me really mad to see misinformation going around that PR is causing (like the “everyone speaks English” bullshit because I’m telling you, I sat there reading the subtitles, only two Chinese people spoke English, stop saying everyone did) I’m not trying to convince anyone to see the movie, I’m just trying to fight the misinformation going around, and if you still don’t want to support it because of Matt Damon then that’s fine, obviously I’m no authority on anything, but everyone is taking the trailers and posters and stuff for face value wich is a mistake

If anyone has seen my meta blog, you know that I’m always massively weary of PR, because PR is what makes Teen Wolf, a smart horror show, look like a campy romantic drama with nothing but shirtless guys, and it makes The Legend Of Korra, an INCREDIBLY mature and IMMENSELY dark animated series look like a cartoon about fart jokes, that’s the only commercial Nickelodeon ever wants to run for it, talk about bad advertising, The Great Wall’s PR would have you believe this is The Matt Damon Show set vaguely in China because Hollywood is racist and wants to sell it like that, but the movie isn’t that way

Honestly Lin Mae is one of my new favorite characters and I’d kill for a prequel or even a sequel just about her alone, so there’s, you know, also that

But TLDR? If you’re wondering if the bad outweighs the good- it doesn’t, this is still a predominately Asian driven movie that’s really outstanding and the white guy isn’t as big of a cookie as PR is making him out to be, if you want to see it for the Asian cast? Do it, please do it, please support the Asian actors and actresses and stunt people/designers/animators/etc etc etc involved because we need them to succeed in Hollywood

[falloutgirl313]

EMOJI TAG ☝ how tall are you? ★ 1,49 ✔ s/e/xual orientation? ★ Pan but I'm also kind of Demi 🚬 do you smoke? ★Socially 🍷 do you drink? ★ Yeah but try not to do so ♒ do you take drugs? ★ Ermm no, I tried tho but just weed, so all good 😳 age you get mistaken for? ★ 15 lol 💉 do you have tattoos? ★ No but I want them. ✏️ do you want any tattoos? ★ Yes, I want ten lol ✂️ do you have any piercings? ★no ✌ do you want any piercings? ★mmm not really. 👌 best friend? ★ I have many tbf. but my boo Bri ♥ do you like anyone? ★ yeah 🎤 top five favorite bands? ★Foo Fighters, The All- American Rejects, Fall Out Boy, Panic! At the Disco, The 1975 🎶 top five favorite songs? ★ Gives you hell- AAR, Girls/Girls/boys- P!ATD, Under the table- Banks, What I need- Hayley Kiyoko, HOLD ME TIGHT OR NOT- FOB 😒 biggest pet peeve? ★ sharp noises, also being touched without consent 📝 story from your childhood? ★ oofff I have many... mmm my cousin cut my hair as a present for my mom on her birthday lol She hated it. 💬 i wish . . . ★ More wishes ‼️ something you’ll change? ★ My life lol 🌟 a wish you'll wish for? ★More wishes 🔥 something spicy you love? ★ FOOD 👃 you hate the smell of . . . ★ Farts? lol and dog pee and onions 👊 something you hate? ★ myself lol 🚶are you single? ★As a pringle, yah 💭 favorite foods? ★Tacos, sushi, Paella, ceviche, Pizza.. Pasta ☀ story about your day. ★Try to catch up and watch pll again but it's too much lol. I'll never finish 💘 top five celebrity crushes? ★Dylan O'brien, Tyler Posey (BTW he has a pretty good d!ck lol), Logan Henderson, Logan Lerman, Nick Robbinson (boys) Emily Rudd, Taylor Swift, Hayley Kiyoko, BANKS, Taylor Momsen 🎥 top five favorite movies? ★She's the man, The perks of being a Wallflower, John Tucker must die, 13 going to 30, Mean girls 📺 top five favorite tv shows? ★Skins UK, Teen Wolf, Degrassi, Big Time Rush and Glee ✏ random fact about yourself. ★Umm I did some musical theater class. I had singing classes since I was 15. ✈️ where are you from? ★ Bolivia 🚀 where do you wanna visit? ★ France, New york, Australia and England 😍 do you have a crush? ★yeah 😷 something you hate eating? ★Soup but just some. I do also like some soups but it depends how you make them. 🙈 what makes you shy? ★ I’m naturally shy 💃 can you dance? ★ kind of 💏 do you love anyone? ★ yes 👟 favorite shoe(s) to wear? ★ Converse or Vans 🌴 an island you would visit? ★ mmm Hawaii 🌎 a country you would visit? ★ Australia, New York, France, England, Japan 🌀 favorite type of weather? ★ I like all kinds, it depends on my mood 🔮 do you believe in luck? ★ yes 📱 what kind of phone do you have? ★ iphone 5 📅 favorite time of the year? ★ Autumn! 📚 career goal you want? English, also Gastronomy, also a psychology lol and I'm not studying either xD 🍴 favorite food(s) to eat? ★ Tacos, Ceviche, pizzas and sushi 🍭 favorite candy? ★Chocolate 🍇 favorite fruits? ★ Strawberries and watermelons 🚘 dream car(s)? ★ jeep 🚔 have you ever been arrested? ★ nope 🚑 have you ever driven in an ambulance before? ★ nope 🎫 do you have a license? ★ nei 🚼 do you have or want kids? ★ not have and not really... 🔞 are you under eighteen? ★ nope 🐶 do you own a pet? ★ yesh 😔 something that makes you sad? ★ Many things 😡 what pisses you off? ★ Many things 💪 do you work out? ★ Not really

[beardedbigman]

TEEN TITANS Vol.1

TEEN TITANS Vol.1 Blinded by the Light

Written by Will Pfeifer, With art by Kenneth Rocafort and Scott Hepburn "Teen Titans: Blinded by the Light" is the first volume of the 5th Series of the Teen Titans from 2015. (if that sounds confusing, you should stick to Indie comics made within this decade)

Everybody knows the Teen Titans as the justice League in training, the adolescent hook that pulled us toward reading, I for one remember it as the first time child me witnessed a female cartoon character that forced me to say "LLAAADDDYY!!! With the Black Cape, And the MAGIC! Oh, Swwweeeett LADY!" And as you can imagine, my eyes protruded from my skull, in a cartoonishly horny wolf fashion from the golden age of animation...

With every Teen Titans comic, This line up has a roster unlike the last one, minus a few similarities. This team consist of- RED ROBIN/Tim Drake Leader and and pretty much the only member with the capability to think ahead of his actions.

BUNKER/Miguel Jose Barragan Puple, Unstoppable Death Cloud.

WONDER GIRL/Cassie Sandsmark The power house of the group, Mostly for being the only home owner of the group.

RAVEN/...Raven? ...It's Raven! 'Nuff said.

BEAST BOY/Gar Logan I think they wanted him to be the funny one, but that aspect didn't always land. At least they made him easy on the eyes! The boyish charm of Link And the skin tone of Invader Zim, If I were the same age I am now in the real world, but 2D, And not judged by the things just out of my hearts reach...

and POWER GIRL/Tanya Spears Mouthy teen with the strength, heart AND Legal paper work of the original Power Girl, But no dopey cleavage window. Major plus on her part.

It is up to these 6 freaks to stop the half-baked wrong doings of jerks, And BOY, do they get exactly that. In spades...

The story starts out like any cookie cutter villain's blue prints. They hijack a bus load of children! Their intent is to blow up the lobby of a S.T.A.R Labs, in Down town New York. It's here we get our first "WHY?!", Because the explosives seem to be Paid Suicide Bomber... And Bomb they do, But not at S.T.A.R Labs. And the one that didn't bomb, Got thrown by Wonder Girl, off the Moving Vehicle, into A WALL! Not only does this... (Man, I guess you could call him) LIVE, But he's in the mood for some talking. And there's no better person to talk to than Red Robing doing his best Spider-Man impersonation. But he doesn't talk long before the people who paid him to wear a bomb, Make him dead through I.V. tampering. Can you imagine? A terrorist organization group pays you to wear a bomb, Then bites your back when the jigs up... Go Figure!

With no other leads, our heroes go off doing the teen age normality of "Dicking around". Raven goes to a dive bar to see a band illegally using her likeness, And Bunker and Beast Boy go fight the the leader of the bombers on the school bus, BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT VILLEINS DO WHEN YOU DON'T CATCH THEM! So after Bunker finds out that the lead terrorist is a Robot, He kills her, With VERY little effort, But because you never truly escape your problems, Raven's fan meet up is crashed by The Same DAMNED Robot! Raven uses all the powers at her disposal. From Piccolo DBZ arm grapple, Turning off al the lights while making spooky noises, To using a sexier version of Charles Xavier mind-link, to ask her friend,"Can you come pick me up?" And pick her up, They Do! They crush the now named Algorithm/Terror bot into powder, And Raven reanimates the dead....

Now this is where it got WAY too convoluted, And reading stopped being fun, And started being a chore... Red Robin finds clues to put together that Algorithm has connections to S.T.A.R. Labs, left by Manchester Black. So while the rest of the team takes Wonder Girl's Mom out for brunch, Red Robin Goes to S.T.A.R. Lab to get his tooth knocked out, and be manipulated into killing Algorithm. And somewhere in the middle of all this Raven Kills a goofed up invisible prep student with a Brick, And Manchester finds out an Actual terrorist group, Not paid by him, Wants all the World War II Nazi weapons ST.A.R. Labs has hid away on Governor Island.

After Power Girl makes fun of everyone, and makes herself a Titan, they head to the S.T.A.R. site with the Nazi stash on  Governors Island, And this part IS EVEN HARDER TO UNDERSTAND THEN THE PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED CONVOLUTED PART! Their main goal is to take a weapon known as "THE ERASER" And they do that by stealing a different weapon That slows down time. But unfortunately for them the effects are negated on Half demons in slutty Halloween costumes of Big Bird, And green shape sifters under the guise of a may fly. I still have no idea why. I read that whole part 10 times over. It comes down to two things, This is stupid or I'm stupid. Probably that last one. I'm pretty cashed out at this point. So Raven and Beast Boy go about breaking anything higher than a toaster on the Technological Advancement list, And that eventually gives the rest of the Teen Titans the green light to start smashing anything/anyone they find displeasing. And before you know it, everything's broken, New York is safe, And what terrorist weren't rushed to the ICU, Are in cop cars. So the Teen Titans take this much needed rest, And most of them go strait to twitter. Probably to make fun of Spider-Man for doing Absolutely nothing during all this. MANHATTAN IS YOUR DISTRICT, SPIDER-DORK! Get With IT.

Mayhaps that be the end, But questions linger forcing you into making the decision on buying that Vol.2???

                          ~MY TAKE AWAY~ With this story, As any comic, no words can paint the visuals given to you by your imagination while experiencing a comic first hand. And the best thing about this one was it's use of panels. Each one had it's own subtlety, that you would have to read over a couple of times to really appreciate. I refuse to undersell how Good this came across to me.

Raven's weird, bird-like design was a well needed change. Her staple attire in most things goes from "slutty witch", to "Goth/Emo Teenager" (the 2nd being the preferred choice) But Raven's design here, was more "Warrior Class, Mage" And that better suits her character. Not that they played down the sex appeal. That was still Very much there.

Another defining factor in this comic was Red Robin acting as his own person. Too often, Any Robin, comes off as tiny BatMan, And, as those Bat elements are still present, it was good to see Red Robin as a individual.

The last thing I enjoyed, Chest Tattoos! You got a Chest Tattoo, I got a new favorite person.

And Now for-                           ~WHAT I DIDN'T LIKE~ Repetitive acts of Terrorism. Terrorism, In Real Life, tends to be repetitive, And senseless, But I'm Reading! Change it up a bit.

there was so much information thrown at you in the last few pages, that it was kinda hard to process... Nukes, New team mate, Time stopping powers, Nazi weapon heist, IT'S TOO DAMN MUCH!

Cassie Sandmark has Tim Drake in her phone, and that's her life line to Red Robin. Why?! They can't have those pucks with a T on it from the cartoon? It's bad enough she does nothing to distance herself from the Power Girl alter ego, Now she's gotta drag other's real names with her? BatMan would not approve.

That's another thing, PHONES! They actually care if they're trending on what ever 2-bit twitter they have in this comic? I get the whole "Yeah, Teens! Extreme!" Vibe they're going for, But it's hard to root for a team that's so Self Absorbed, that they gotta check their social network feeds after so much as cracking a fart in public.

OH! And, Bunker... My GOD! What is that about?! He can effortlessly kill a murder-bot with nothing more than a thought, But he gets away with almost ever terrible thing you can think of. My words maybe rash, but Threatening a pedestrian that called him a bad name, Destroying a mugger... I'm more than understanding to the argument, "That guy was offensive toward Bunker's way of life" and "That mugger had a GUN" But when a hero acts as hastily, half cocked as that, Their motives should be questioned.

                                     ~lose Ends~ Was Manchester Black behind the use of the eraser?

Will the preppy drug users get bailed out of jail by their parents?

Are Beast Boy and Bunker a "thing" *Wink*Wink*?

Will those band geeks from that dive bar raise that demon like it was their own?

Will I seek the answers in Vol.2? Nope. Probably not. But I didn’t write this to deter anyone from enjoying this read for themselves. My goal is to say “Hey! Does this sound neat? Check it out!” It’s like $6 bucks on Amazon.

That's 'bout all I can say for a Graphic Novel that took me 12 minutes to read.

Thanks for hearing me out, Tatty-Bye!