#tee shitposts

[punkfistfights]

my best friend and i, talking about dnd

best friend: centaurs should have horse heads

me: absolutely not. why do you want me terrified that they'll eat my fingers?

[wordcubed]

Showing up to the library fundraiser wearing my "Free Use Slut" tee shirt and explaining that the "Free Use" bit is about supporting our libraries

[freakyarty]

[capn-puyo]

I forgot to post this lol

[hych-tee-tee-pee]

WHY DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME ELLIOT RODGER DRESSED AS CHRIS CHAN . . .

edit: well nvm it's faked but whatever

[bossybigeyes]

goodsir & jfj versions added (: jopson next probably

(edward’s name is formatted differently to the rest 1 because i made him first obviously but 2 it just read like LITTLE EDWARD which was hilarious but distracting)

[the-lonelyshepherd]

this is what happened at doomcoming trust

[quixoatic]

can we talk about how the pico park hbg stream can be retitled "feinberg and silverr continously mald for 4 hours because of poundy"

[bitedontsuck]

it’d smell like sourdough starter by the time I’m done with him

[dogsstew]

In the depths of normal clothes I have saved on my Stu Pin Board, here are these too.

[truesmiggles]

I'm shooting myself, the single time I wanna read caldre fanfics suddenly they're all written by 10 years old who's just found out what bdsm is

This is not my cal and andre, half these are written by people who haven't even watch the god damn movie. No they aren't neurodivergent openly gay twinks LIKE THEYRE LEGIT ABT TO SHOOT UP A SCHOOL THAT IS WHAT I WANT.

Half them are dog shit, I'm not saying I can write any better but it's so obvious it's they're first time writing, I read one where the first thing was them getting oiled up. Like no I don't wanna read Calvin getting a leash put on him and called a good boy.

[freakyarty]

tcc as chikawa characters 2!!

[ieatarms-gay]

Stink pussy 🤢

[carcassmuncher]

Hitting up Culver’s

[bossybigeyes]

designing these is my new favourite thing ever - Crozier version to go with Ned:

yes they’re on redbubble. will do jfj next probably :)

[bellltreee]

i feel like it'd be really funny just to wear crappy band t shirts like,,, on purpose. just a shirt with the word 'the beetles' or the kmart-ified band shirt that says "we will rock you!!" and there's just a picture of kurt cobain.