#tedchar starkid

[notanerdyprude]

im fuciing. theowing up. i cant rbsThe. im so. WHAT THE FUCKKKK WHAT THE FCUK WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS. NICK AND MATT LANG WHEN I CATCH YOU. theyre so fucking trahic im actually going to sob. fucking lOOK FUCKING. HFUDHXISHD.

[rysttle]

Rewatched tgwdlm (as you do) and had to draw something quick (lie) about it after seeing this scene

Bonus dumb doodle,, alternate timeline lmao:

[peanutsmixedwithjuice]

she’s showing you her husband

SRRY FOR BAD QUALITY

[junosarcade]

“one for the road..”

i have like three other hatchetverse pieces to do but uhm. tedchar

[karenchasity]

pastel holy sinners moodboard !

gift for my friend moth !!

x x x | x x x | x x x

[starcanwrecked-confessions]

tedchar is one of the most tragic hatchetfield ships purely from that it is so. normal.

theres nothing that forces charlotte out of hatchetfield like with lexthan, she can live there as she pleases.

she isnt doomed to remain a mystery to everyone like miss holloway, so ted could easily learn anything he wanted about her unlike duke.

they’re just two co-workers, one trapped in an unhappy marriage that she refuses to leave, constantly digging herself a bigger pit of guilt each time she strays from her commitment to her husband, and one hopelessly in love with a woman he cant have, either because he’s too scared to lose her like he lost his first love, or because she simply won’t be with him.

there’s nothing cosmic stopping them, its only them. it’s a self-sabotaging relationship that they can make work, but they won’t. no matter how many times charlotte says ‘the last time’ and no matter how deeply ted grows to care for charlotte. charlotte will always have a shitty husband, ted will always be a side-piece.

~~~

[starcanwreckedpulp-doyoushipit]

do you ship it?

[hatchet-handle]

oomf on twitter requested some catified CharTed :3

[chaicedtea]

Hey, what’s up. My names Ted, but you can call me Teddy if you like 😉

I’m 35, single, and Bisexual, so don’t think I’m just talking to the ladies 💞

ooc under the cut

HELLO! It’s @vampireluvbitez , @max-lipschitz , @lavenderbylers , @the-bastard-box , whatever you know me as.

He/him pronouns, I’m 17 so don’t be weird, nsfw jokes/implied nsfw is fine idc

Death and dying is also obviously fine, but just understand that I might not be in character all the time since I love to shitpost LMAO

I HIGHLY encourage interaction. Genuinely any kind. Roleplay, asking me stuff in the ask box, whatever. I love interaction :D

I’m also okay with ship roleplays, especially if it’s tedgens, tedchar, tedcharsam, tinkoffski, or paulkinski

Hi best friend @tedgensisreal

Oh yeah, ooc will be in green

[love-godapproves-ships]

DOES THE LOVEGOS APPROVE OF TEDCHAR (TEDSPANKOFFSKI X CHARTLOTTE SWEETLY FROM TGWDLM)

love god thinks they have a cute dynamic but knows charlotte and ted both deserve to grow on their own before getting together

[notanerdyprude]

hey! do you want a tedchar cannibal au? no? too bad!

ted loves his evil gf <33

bonus doodle under cut

[notanerdyprude]

bill: so are you and ted going out?

charlotte: oh, heavens no!

paul: what do bees make

charlotte: honey?

ted: yeah babe?

charlotte:

ted:

paul: dont lie to our faces ever again

[notanerdyprude]

ermmm tedchar

[notanerdyprude]

i drew a tedchar child. have her.

[notanerdyprude]

GIVE SOBGS FOR TEDCHAR PLAYLIST i currently have somethin’ stupid by frank and nancy sinatra, moon song by pheobe bridgers, dear arkansas daughter by lady lamb, and taking whats not yours and daughter of a cop by tv girl

[notanerdyprude]

miitopia tedchar save me miitopia tedchar