#ted ihnmaims x female reader

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Hi!! I’ve just discovered your blog, could I request Ted x female!Reader, maybe general romantic headcanons? Tyyy 😊 (I’m so insane for this man, so happy to find another ihnmaims writer on here aaaa)

I need you to run to me, run to me, lover.

Ted (IHNMAIMS) x Female! Reader romantic headcanons Summary: Romantic headcanons of Ted and female! Reader Warnings: talk of outdated ideas (just feminine ideas but nothing extreme), basic IHNMAIMS violence (references to AM's torture, possessiveness on Ted's end. Word count:874 (pretty sort sadly) ˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖

Any feminine presence outside Ellen isn’t common in the group, so you being a part of the group and staying with Ted is what he takes pride in. He’s got a lovely lady he gets to kiss and keep for himself that treats him well. He’s never been more grateful for someone in his life since you said you reciprocate his feelings.

The group also sees your love as a benefit, Ted shuts the fuck up more often now that you’re on his arm. He doesn’t go on as many rants about his hatred for all of them since you just kiss him, and he gets quiet from embarrassment.

Ted would view you as an angel if you’re a lot kinder than he is, not only because of his insanely religious ideas, but because that’s what AM will try pushing in his mind. It’s more likely because the AI wants to see if you’ll lose feelings for Ted if he’s beyond clingy.

Religious ideas definitely have an effect on him, especially with AM fucking him over. The religious ideas would be so much worse in the relationship, the idea you’re an angel would become worse. Worshiper ideals. But that worship from him to you won’t fly with the AI, if anything, it’ll cause him to be more inclined to hurt you.

Speaking of clingy, it’s to an insane extent. Ted is always sleeping next to you or in your arms, holding your hand on the journey for the canned peaches, and sobbing in your arms when he sees fit for a good cry. Ted isn’t extremely pleased at the idea either, usually trying to push away before that lost dog mindset sets in. Open your arms and he’ll go back eventually. You make him so soft! How cruel you are!

Unironically, it’s a “us against the world” sort of thing for Ted, and he’s right to an extent. AM is against you, the others don’t care (meaning for Ted: they want to take you away), and he believes it. If anything, it won’t make him better with relationships, he’ll be insecure and he’ll say you’re trying to leave him too. It’ll cause him to hold you a little closer at night.

He’s gone so long without real romantic love to the extent he is so desperate for nice lady touch. As much as he denies it, he’s desperate for a feminine presence (which plays into his lost dog habit of following you). Ted will also keep you very close.

When Ted is tortured, he’ll go crawling to you again. Not only because he genuinely wants you to take care of him but because you’re so soft. He knows for a fact you’ll help him, going into your arms will be met with kisses and soft touches, a great contrast from the usual treatment from AM.

As little as his family life affects him under AM’s hold, he’ll be a husband for you. Ted will do things for you a husband would: being soft to you, saying nice things (when he isn’t having bouts of anxiety), and pulling you along when AM gives him delusions again. Don’t worry though, he’ll hold you real tight just so you feel better.

If you’re a lot more feminine, he’ll view you as needing protection (what do you expect he grew up in the 50’s/60’s). Ted will keep you in the center of the group with Ellen, keeping you close but not close enough for discomfort.

If you ever find a way to get something as minute as makeup, give him kisses with lipstick on, he likes knowing you left a mark. Not only to taunt the others about having a lover, but also to know you like kissing him.

Calls you his wife so the others know you’re his. It’s met with laughter and taunts from AM since he thinks marriage is an entire joke in the first place and will mock you with it. “You must be such a pretty wife to Ted if he goes out of his way to say such nice things about you,” AM would muse. Of course, Ted didn’t take it too seriously, he knew AM said that sort of stuff whenever he felt fit.

“You’ll stay my wife forever, right?” Ted muttered; the rest of the group having gone off to sleep. You sat against one of the deckplates, holding his head against your chest. His grasp on your body got tighter, making you slightly uncomfortable but you knew it wasn’t his fault for all of his worries.

“Of course,” you nod, brushing his hair from his face to kiss his forehead. 

On the journey for the canned peaches, he’ll mutter about how sweet it will be. He’ll feed you the peaches and get to see you smile a bunch, not just because he kissed you, but from genuine happiness. He’ll start thinking of ways he could turn it slightly romantic, hoping his anxieties don’t get the best of him and he tries running off with you, coming back just to find the peaches eaten up.

At the end of the day, Ted is anxiety filled and knowing you’re there to hold his hand helps just a little bit more.

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Haiii !! Maybe some Ted x female reader headcanons or oneshot, she’s very physically affectionate and he’s coping with having an actual girlfriend (and getting to do the whole ‘chivalrous knight’ act lolol) pleaseee thank you >w<

A/N: Hello!! I am absolutely in love with this request!! I hope it is okay that it's only headcanons, but I don't get to do those often </3 I do plan to write a oneshot of this, though! I just don't have a solid idea of what it would be yet! Hmm. Perhaps a sequel of a previous story? We'll see. I hope you enjoy!

Let’s keep one thing in mind, first of all: It’s very easy to trigger him, unfortunately. Even if you didn’t count the 109 years of torture, Ted has had a lot of trauma surrounding relationships; especially with women. The process it took for the two of you to get together was long, painful, and included a lot of yelling and tears (at least on his end. On yours? That’s for you to decide).

However! By the time you’ve broken down his walls? Oh god, he’s the most anxious mess ever. He has no clue how to handle a girlfriend.

The last time he had a serious relationship it ended in her dying, and while he’s assured that you won’t die on him (Even if you both want to, AM will not allow it), being tortured in front of his eyes, or worse, being made to hate him, is scarier.

He thanks whatever higher being is up there listening that you are patient. You kind of have to be with him.

Prepare for the most awkward scenarios as he tries to be a chivalrous loving boyfriend and absolutely fails.

Whenever you all get food, he’s making sure you eat first. He’ll give you his share if he has to; he can live with starving for another however-long-it-takes if it means you won’t deal with hunger pains.

Is it raining? Are you cold? Take his sweater. Take both of them, even. He’s a man, he can handle a little cold. He’s not freezing. He’s fine! It’s fine (lying).

Are the others giving you trouble??? He’s handling it! Doesn’t matter who it is, or if you can handle it yourself, you’re being pushed behind him while he yells at the offender for having tried to hurt you. Even worse, he might believe it’s a ploy to turn you against him- That’s not happening. You might have to stop him from getting into a physical fight. 

Don’t worry, you’re good at that.

In fact, you’re good at a lot of handling his more intense emotions. When he starts to spiral, you’re there to ground him. When he’s crying, when the world feels like it’s collapsing, your arms are his safety net. 

He was not used to the physical affection at first. It’s bad enough that you’re already sweet and kind and patient with him- now you want to touch him?? And not hurt him?? He can’t wrap his head around it.

The first time you hold his hand, he’s having trouble keeping focus on whatever’s around him. No, he’s too busy trying not to pull his hand away on instinct as though you burned him. You didn’t; he likes holding your hand, in fact, but it’s still a big shock. 

The first time you hug him, he freezes up and waits for something that doesn’t come. You don’t push, and it makes it easier to wrap his arms back around you.

The first time you kiss him? He swears he’s finally died and gone to Heaven. 

After that, he’s just as physically affectionate. He never wants to stop holding your hand. If he has to, he’d at least prefer sticking close to your side. 

This is especially true while you’re all walking around, whether towards the canned peaches or somewhere else. You’re kept in the middle with Ellen, close enough that if something attacks you up front, he can easily get in the way. 

I like to think during more quiet moments, he likes to play with your hair or your fingers while calling you such sweet things, like beautiful. Bonus points he might kiss your hair/your fingers. Let's all remember he's a charmer!

The paranoia and the spirals will never truly end, nor will his mood swings. But he’s trying his best, you know? He wants to be good for you. He wants to do things right this time. And he’s so, so, so thankful that you’re patient about it. 

Everyone else? Not so much.

They’re all tired.

Oh well.

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My IHNMAIMS masterlist!!!

My requests are open at the moment!!! Request list Rules for requesting Following requirements

Ted

I've got nothing else but love for you - Ted x GN! reader romantic headcanons

I need you to run to me, run to me, lover - Ted x Female! Reader romantic headcanons

Oh good god, let me give you my life - Ted x GN! Reader romantic comfort fic

Ellen

My fading voice sings of love - Ellen x fem! Reader romantic headcanons

Gorrister

You'll never know how easy you are to need - Gorrister x GN! Reader romantic headcanons

The psychology of fear - Yandere! Gorrister x GN! Reader romantic headcanons (read tw before reading)

AM

It takes strength to be gentle and kind - AM x GN! Reader romantic headcanons

He said he'd cure your ills, but he didn't and he never will - Yandere! AM x GN! reader romantic headcanons (read tw before reading)

Your love is sunlight - AM x GN! AI! Reader romantic headcanons

Your love is sunlight pt.2 - AM x GN! AI! Reader romantic headcanons

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This is all for now, more will be added once I get more requests and have more time!!

Thank you for supporting me, I am very grateful to write for this fandom!!!

[thecreativecorner33]

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Hello everyone! Welcome one and all to Sara's secondary blog: The Creative Corner! A space made to share all of my writings in one space! That way they're not lost in the great beyond of my main account. Also, I will be taking writing requests here!

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IHNMAIMS: -Ted -Ellen -Gorrister -AM -Book!Benny* -Book!Nimdok**

*I will only write male/masc readers for Book Benny, as he is canonically gay and I would not be comfortable writing him with female/fem readers. So sorry!

**I will only be writing platonic/familial scenarios for Book Nimdok, as I am not comfortable writing him in a romantic scenario.

General Prompts: I will write Male Leads, Female Leads, and Gender Neutral Leads! No names will be stated in these fics, only pronouns will be used. If you have a general prompt idea, send it in and specify which lead you would like for me to use for it! And please be more specific with these prompts, as they are not fandom-specific! Example: "Hello! May I please have a female lead x reader? I was thinking of a oneshot where the female lead is a shy nerd, and is trying to find ways to confess to the super popular reader! Thank you!"

What I Will Write: -Fluff -Angst -Hurt/Comfort -Yandere* -Gore* -Character Death* -Platonic -Romantic -Polyamory -Found Family -Headcanons -One Shots -Drabbles -X Reader (Male/Female/GN) -Readers of any gender, sexuality, or lifestyle! -Character x Character

What I Won't Write: -Smut/NSFW -Homophobic/Racist/Transphobic/Xenophobic/etc content -Adult x Child

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