#ted 2

[junkfoodcinemas]

Ted 2 (2015) dir. Seth MacFarlane

[amygdalatraxx]

HoneyBeer

[c-jay-s-text-posts-only]

Nice Fingering . . .

After a wild night of fun, Yang wound up crashing Jaune's car into the barn behind her house. She'd tried to jump off a ramp and failed miserably, now the car was stuck in the wall about fifteen feet off the ground.

**It was very lucky that Taiyang wasn't home that night, and luckier still that he wouldn't be back until a few days from then.**

After getting back on solid ground, Jaune helped Yang tie a rope around the front bumper, and the two ran further inside the barn to keep a safe distance away from the 'landing zone'.

Yang: *Straining* Come on . . .!

Jaune: *Also straining but facing the other way and skidding with every step.* HNNNNNNGGGGGGGNNNNNNNHHHHHHH!!!!

Scrappy: *(Jaune's car) Wobbles with the pull.*

Ruby had found the two long before they tied the rope onto the bumper, and watched with unveiled interest as they tried to haul 'Scrappy' down. She was also sitting a safe distance away.

Ruby: *Finishes drinking her coffee.* Alright, you got it . . . You got it, tighten your cores . . . put your legs into it.

With a loud crash, the car moved slightly forward, broke through the wooden walls, and landed on the hay bales below.

Ruby: *Claps her hands.* There ya go! Nice job!

Jaune: *Breathless* Sheesh?!

Ruby: *Sees a chance to tease her sister.* Okay, so, I gotta ask you guys . . .

Jaune: *Out of breath.* Wazzat? *Coughs.*

Ruby: *Smirks* Was there just kissing last night, or was there finger-stuff?

Yang: *Throws Jaune's guitar at Ruby's face.*

Jaune's Guitar: *TWANG!* *bonk!*

Ruby: *Gets decked and knocked out.*

Ruby’s Metal Coffee Mug: *Tink-tink-tink!*

Yang: *Unamused* Does that answer your question?

Jaune: *Worried* Ahh, my guitar . . .

[cinelestial]

Happy 38th birthday to the talented Amanda Seyfried 💫

[raurquiz]

#happybirthday @nanavisitor #nanavisitor #actress #kiranerys #startrek #deepspacenine #lowerdecks #macgyver #darkangel #fallout #friday13th #ted2 #torchowood #dynasty #battlestargalactica #theouterlimits #Wildfire #ABreadFactory #KillerinLaw #Unbelievable #SixFeetApart #ds930 #startrek56

[baddingtonbitch]

Boiler Room (2000) Walker Texas Ranger S1E13 (1994) Contraband (2012) Phoenix (1998) Ted 2 (2015) The Gift (2000) The Mod Squad (1999)

[trahald-the-burrower]

What actors male and female do you think would make a good real life gollum if they were to play him in a movie?

I assume you mean an actor/actress without the use of CGI!

Right off the bat I'll say Serkis, since he plays the character in Jackson's LOTR, and does and incredible job of it. He's really quite delightful as young Sméagol, and he looks really cool in prosthetics during his Sméagol to Gollum transition.

Aside from Serkis, another male actor I'd choose is Bill Skarsgård.

A female actor I'd choose is Mary Morris.

(PS, actress Amanda Seyfried was compared to Serkis's Gollum, appearance-wise, in Ted 2.)

(PSS I haven't seen this mask anywhere for sale and I wonder if it was made specifically for Ted 2. I may have to look deeper into Ted 2 to sate my curiosity. It really is an amazing mask.)

[corrupteddoodles]

i watched ted 2 and despite the really stupid dudebro humor i genuinely liked it

also “THERE’S SO MUCH PORN!” lives in my head rent free

[mirobraz]

ABC's of Death 2½  (2016).

[moviesandfood]

Ted 2

[junkfoodcinemas]

Ted 2 (2015) dir. Seth MacFarlane

[briangriffin93]

Matt and Trey are better show writers than Seth McFarland 🥰

Oh wow, you really just said that.

In what way? What defines a “better” show writer? Seth hasn’t even written Family Guy in a long time as he’s been too busy working on Ted (which is hilarious by the way) and The Orville (which is better than modern Star Trek). All Trey and Matt have right now is South Park. Sure, they’ve made more movies and more awards and even have a broadway, but really? Seth’s style has much different passion and weight to his work that it doesn’t even compare.

He’s also a much better singer and that’s why he’s able to land in movies like Sing.

Oh and by the way it’s MacFarlane not MacFarland.

[angstbabyjae]

[pwecie]

Randy Cunningham, Bluestar, Ted Clubberlang. In that order. All three were influential in my childhood. If you wanna ask why the fuck Ted is here, ask my mom and her superb parenting skills.

[animarumaeternae]

[jiniwae]

Laptop Scene from Ted 2

Traveler: Shit. I can never get a signal in your apartment. Hey, can I use your laptop?

Ballister: Yeah, go ahead.

Traveler: Okay, thanks. [slides off the couch and walks into another room, then five seconds later, offscreen, yelling in shock]WHAT THE FUCK?!

John: Holy shit, dude! What's the matter?! What happened?! What's going on?!

Ted: [views John's laptop] There's so much porn!

Ballister: Well, what the hell are you doin' lookin' at my private shit?!

Traveler: What are you talking about, "private shit"?! Johnny, it was wide open! There are literally thousands of files here!

Ballister: Well, I've been meanin' to clear some of that out!

Traveler: Jesus Chri--! Look at the organization here! "Clockwise Rim Job"? "Counter-clockwise Rim Job"?

Ballister: Yeah, well, sometimes you like seein' the tongue go the other way!

Ted: You sick bastard! Look at this! "Chicks With Dicks"?!

Ballister: [breaks down] Oh, my God! Oh, my God! I have a disease, all right?! I need help!

Traveler: There are no chicks with dicks, Bal! Only guys with tits!

Ballister: Well, this is such a relief! You know, I'm so glad I'm finally caught! I wanted to be caught!

Traveler: Bal, now you listen to me. This is a wake-up call, all right? You gotta get back out there, and meet somebody, because you are spiraling outta control here.

Ballister: All right, all right. I will. Fine. Just stop lookin' at that shit, please!

Traveler: Bal, I mean it, all right? The next chick you meet, you are gettin' back in the game. [closes Ballister's laptop]

Ballister: Fine. I got it. Done.

Traveler: All right. Now let's get rid of this.

Ballister: What, what do you mean? We'll just delete the files.

Traveler: No, no, no, no. That shit can always be recovered. We gotta smash your laptop with a hammer.

Nimona: Promise me you won't freak out.

Ballister: How, if I don't know what's gonna happen?

Nimona: I guess you'll just have to trust him.

Ballister: Why would I trust him?

Nimona: If you don't, Si'ha Nova is going to see this!

Ballister: See this?

Nimona: Now promise!

Ballister: I promise.

Nimona: Promise promise?

Ballister: On my life!

Nimona: Then say it again.

Ballister: I promise!

Nimona: Wow.

Traveler: Good!

[they smash Bal's laptop outside with a hammer and a crowbar]

Ballister: All right, there, you happy?

Traveler: No, the circuits could still be reconstructed if somebody worked at it. We gotta bury it in the harbor.

[he and Ballister bury the pieces of the laptop, contained within a plastic bag, in the harbor]

Traveler: Okay. We'll come back once every three months, take a dive, and check on it.