#ted 2

[junkfoodcinemas]

Ted 2 (2015) dir. Seth MacFarlane

[eldritchpalette]

Happy Birthdayversary, Critical Role! 

My piece for the @artists-guild-of-exandria CR 10 Year Anniversary Party.

We’re starting with Opal, who absolutely crushes it at the photobooth. Even Ted 2 makes an appearance if you look hard enough! Opal’s dress is a nod to Aimee’s dress she wore for the Menu premiere. It’s an Oscar de la Renta and it just felt so Opal to me. I’m so grateful to have Aimee join in with the CR cast, watching her learn in realtime some of the rules/nitty gritty about D&D warmed my heart as a player who didn’t play D&D until learning from watching CR for the past seven years. To Opal!

Description: Dark teal background with simple curtains. In the foreground, a tan woman with opalescent hair is wearing a black and ominous crown with purple sparkles around it and a very tiny spider next to her crown in her hair. She is posing for a photobooth holding onto large silver cellophane balloons to form the number "10." Her dress is a bubblegum pink lace tight dress, the lace is floral and is long sleeve with a square neckline.

Opal, created by Aimee Carrero <3

— 

I joined AGE the same day as Campaign 3s finale and I couldn’t be happier joining such a great group of people (and a WELL ORGANIZED group at that!). They’ve been so warm and nice since joining - I was _so_ inspired this past month.

[rising-defiance-au]

I think Kent and Ted the teddy bear would get along very very well…. Maybe even be Kent’s second brother or something since Ted reminds me of Kent’s personality a bit

Not so sure about em' being brothers, BUT they both sure are vulgar! If Ted didn't get on Kent's nerves too much, they'd probably have a blast at the club.

I know Ted looks ugly; please spare me.

[amygdalatraxx]

HoneyBeer

[c-jay-s-text-posts-only]

Nice Fingering . . .

After a wild night of fun, Yang wound up crashing Jaune's car into the barn behind her house. She'd tried to jump off a ramp and failed miserably, now the car was stuck in the wall about fifteen feet off the ground.

**It was very lucky that Taiyang wasn't home that night, and luckier still that he wouldn't be back until a few days from then.**

After getting back on solid ground, Jaune helped Yang tie a rope around the front bumper, and the two ran further inside the barn to keep a safe distance away from the 'landing zone'.

Yang: *Straining* Come on . . .!

Jaune: *Also straining but facing the other way and skidding with every step.* HNNNNNNGGGGGGGNNNNNNNHHHHHHH!!!!

Scrappy: *(Jaune's car) Wobbles with the pull.*

Ruby had found the two long before they tied the rope onto the bumper, and watched with unveiled interest as they tried to haul 'Scrappy' down. She was also sitting a safe distance away.

Ruby: *Finishes drinking her coffee.* Alright, you got it . . . You got it, tighten your cores . . . put your legs into it.

With a loud crash, the car moved slightly forward, broke through the wooden walls, and landed on the hay bales below.

Ruby: *Claps her hands.* There ya go! Nice job!

Jaune: *Breathless* Sheesh?!

Ruby: *Sees a chance to tease her sister.* Okay, so, I gotta ask you guys . . .

Jaune: *Out of breath.* Wazzat? *Coughs.*

Ruby: *Smirks* Was there just kissing last night, or was there finger-stuff?

Yang: *Throws Jaune's guitar at Ruby's face.*

Jaune's Guitar: *TWANG!* *bonk!*

Ruby: *Gets decked and knocked out.*

Ruby’s Metal Coffee Mug: *Tink-tink-tink!*

Yang: *Unamused* Does that answer your question?

Jaune: *Worried* Ahh, my guitar . . .

[pwecie]

[cinelestial]

Happy 38th birthday to the talented Amanda Seyfried 💫

[roninkairi]

And So Begins The Final Season of MultiVersus...

Look who dropped today.

And thankfully they were FREE.

Yeah I don't think that will be a problem anymore, Lola.

...SHE KNOWS...

[raurquiz]

#happybirthday @nanavisitor #nanavisitor #actress #kiranerys #startrek #deepspacenine #lowerdecks #macgyver #darkangel #fallout #friday13th #ted2 #torchowood #dynasty #battlestargalactica #theouterlimits #Wildfire #ABreadFactory #KillerinLaw #Unbelievable #SixFeetApart #ds930 #startrek56

[junkfoodcinemas]

Ted 2 (2015) dir. Seth MacFarlane

[viajerofantasma]

Ted 2 (2015)

[nordengaard]

Inspired by that Ted scene that’s been circulating again. Just a quick doodle.

[baddingtonbitch]

Boiler Room (2000) Walker Texas Ranger S1E13 (1994) Contraband (2012) Phoenix (1998) Ted 2 (2015) The Gift (2000) The Mod Squad (1999)

[trahald-the-burrower]

What actors male and female do you think would make a good real life gollum if they were to play him in a movie?

I assume you mean an actor/actress without the use of CGI!

Right off the bat I'll say Serkis, since he plays the character in Jackson's LOTR, and does and incredible job of it. He's really quite delightful as young Sméagol, and he looks really cool in prosthetics during his Sméagol to Gollum transition.

Aside from Serkis, another male actor I'd choose is Bill Skarsgård.

A female actor I'd choose is Mary Morris.

(PS, actress Amanda Seyfried was compared to Serkis's Gollum, appearance-wise, in Ted 2.)

(PSS I haven't seen this mask anywhere for sale and I wonder if it was made specifically for Ted 2. I may have to look deeper into Ted 2 to sate my curiosity. It really is an amazing mask.)

[corrupteddoodles]

i watched ted 2 and despite the really stupid dudebro humor i genuinely liked it

also “THERE’S SO MUCH PORN!” lives in my head rent free