#techno vying for fakirs spot as her Bestie duck trying to get him away from HIS bestie (on account of Crow)

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sigh. let me dig through my texts....

ok its really long and incoherent. have a read more. enjoy 👍

so i cant find the Beginning of it but presumably it went something something Fakir Fucks Up and dumps them in the DSMP where they land in las nevadas, turning them both into dsmp-style hybrids (duck a duck of course, and fakir a wolf), and quackity hires them because hes Desperate. later decided they got separated and quackity reunited them. duck was really good at working in the casino bc shes so Charming. fakir was cringe and mean and no one liked him to the point where quackity made him wear a uniform with 'KILLJOY' emblazoned across the front. and a sign over the corner he stands in saying "Ignore the buzzkill". also duck figured out what skates are and loved them so much theyre part of the uniform. shes also terrible at using them. fakir tends to help catch her balance, and walks exclusively on the toe stoppers out of spite.

duck is (very awkwardly) befriending techno in order to get him away from philza (< this is the awkward part bc shes a Terrible liar and thus not a good spy) on account of crows and in doing so accidentally joins the syndicate and befriends ranboo to the point where she ends up babysitting michael. she also ends up enemies with tommy in the way teenagers are bc he Insulted Ballet and wont put his Heart into Dancing >:( also she finds the self aggrandizing jokes cringe. tommy also tries to flirt with her on account of his whole "im tommyinnit and i love women" thing but duck doesnt even register herself as a woman and just calls him Weird and moves on. and maybe bites him. fakir also thinks tommys cringe for not putting his heart into dancing to the point of trying to fight him and while ducks getting between them she accidentally reveals to tommy that everyone told her to Avoid him which upsets him bc he didnt fucking know that and duck and fakir realize at the Same Time that tommys doing Bad, Actually, and now duck wants to fix it but she doesnt have tutu to help and shes spinning SO many plates already.

ALSO because fakir is cringe and suspicious of Everyone Except Duck, he fails to notice the actually suspicious people who kidnap him! because duck broke skeppy out of the eggs control which makes it Panic and now fakirs bait in a big birdcage. L. duck, however, has charmed so many ppl she manages to get quackity and techno working together to save her bestie. except they keep arguing about it so she has to keep >:( ing at them. meanwhile the egg is trying to take over fakir by promising him the power to protect duck but it fails bc he remembers the ravens blood thing and then he monologues at it for a solid minute before he remembers hes talking to a fucking egg, pauses midsentence, and gets laughed at by the egg for it. L. egg also tells him it Knows ducks coming for him and this is a big trap but he has no way to tell her. hes having a terrible time. not even being fed. duck also trips and grumpily mentions that TUTU wouldnt have tripped which shuts quackity and techno up as they realize they dont know jack shit abt her past and they actually Care about her. yayyy theyre civil with each other now. anyway they get ambushed when they get there and duck is INSISTING they can solve this peacefully and yells at everyone to stop, which gets quackity and techno to stop bc theyre both trying to prove theyre a better friend than the other, which gets the eggpire to stop bc holy shit techno yielded to this TEENAGE GIRL. and she starts to talk to bad, which works bc she talked to skeppy, and successfully un-eggs him. this causes the egg to tell the rest to kill her, but techno has been inching towards fakirs cage so he pickaxes a hole into it and slings fakir over his shoulder as quackity grabs duck and they start RUNNING. on the way out, quackity gets caught (techno saves him bc god dammit duck CARES about this idiot) and duck gets a bad slash to the calf (unnoticed until they reach technos cabin) which pisses off fakir. relevant bc techno solves this with a god apple which is Totally Not Overkill and therefore funny enough to be included. also it contributes to all of their crises. as well as duck trying to convince techno to give fakir one, too, on account of him looking like death from the whole Ordeal. and coughing up red sludge.

at some point duck finds out quackitys fiances were mean to him and she goes to yell at them bc thats her Friend (without telling quackity) and um. hm. thats actually where our discussion stops, but PRESUMABLY she fixes their marriage by virtue of actually Telling Ppl Things (through yelling). or something. or makes them realize Somethings going on with karl. idk.

Is it crazy to say I have a DSMP Princess Tutu AU?