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other-peoples-coats · 6 months

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so I'm once again poking the murderpuppy au, and also, separately, thinking about the canon divergent au where Ben actually does follow Bail back to alderaan after they meet for the first time.

and thus alderaan just has A Resident Murderpuppy wandering around, being a whole situation. locals treat walking galactic extinction event like a stray cat, somehow doesn't end up with billion number death toll.

(rip to anyone negotiating with alderaan tho. making a trade deal was already difficult when you're up against queen and Mr 'lying to literal evil space wizards is a great couples bonding activity ', let alone adding in a murderpuppy who's fully onboard with 'if anything happens to bail or bails people I'll kill everyone in the galaxy and then myself.', and is fully capable of following through on that.)

#coats chats #murderpuppy au #is he an aide? a secretary? an on call assassin? yes :)#not that they'd use him as one. but. y'know.#you can take the man out of the horrible sith trauma situation but you cant take the horrible sith trauma out of the man #jedi like hmm yikes? sith like HMMM YIKES #alderaan like :) our murderpuppy now no takebacksies we called dibs #does he end up a diplomat? not really. is he technically part of alderaans diplomatic corp? yeah.#technically speaking a knife is a diplomatic tool. from a certain point of view.

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