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i think it would be very funny if at some point Darth Vader crossed paths w Artoo on a rebel mission and went 'is that my fucking droid'
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i have decided for myself that cody's special interest is historical space travel in the same way the age of sail and ocean liners is for us. PLEASE ask him about the deep space crash of 1200 BBY. or that time a distressed freighter disappeared inside a gas giant never to be seen again. he knows everything about that one line of cargo ships that used to supply the galaxy's frontiers way back when today's mid-rim was still considered an unknown region. oh i see the vision
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sorry, i love her but padme can't cook. she can't, there's just no way. she's probably had a private chef her entire life. she's brilliant and compassionate but she couldn't cook her way out of a wet paper bag. whenever i think about anidala, in any of those ROTS fix-it AUs, i think about, like, if padme lets go of her house staff on account of her husband having some concerns—i think a sense of self-reliance is pretty prioritized in the order, they don't pay staff to do the domestic work of the temple, they do it themselves—she's a go-getter, she is a compulsive workaholic, she can master cooking. she tries to cook an onion she hasn't peeled at nearly the temperature you're boil water at. in another instance she opened the oven door, forgot it was open, and walked into it, which means in the space emergency room padme has to tell a man with a straight face that she walked into an oven. i think her knife skills are 60% arrogance 40% sheer dumb luck, she tosses the knife around while she talks, she cuts toward herself, and she thinks mincing garlic is slapping a knife on a garlic clove until it's unrecognizable. the issue is that padme is stubborn, a perfectionist, and hates being wrong, so she only attempts cooking more often the more it implodes. but it is destined to implode. the only reason padme stops trying to cook and just agrees that anakin can take that chore is because watching padme handle a knife stresses him out so badly his blood pressure hits stroke risk range. like, i cannot emphasize enoug, i denand that padme has to stop trying to cook not because anakin asked her to, but because anakin is so massively stressed just watching her cook that it becomes medically necessary. he can't do it alone. he has to take a xanax if she's so much as using the toaster oven
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It's always "the Jedi failed at this," "Anakin should've done that," and never "Darth Sidious is so good at his job, he deserves to get Sith Lord of the month."
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My favorite little headcanon is Chewie knew exactly who Obi-Wan was and was like: yeah don't worry my guy is solid he can get you to Alderaan. No no, he won't recognise you or ask questions, trust me. I don't even think he knows what a Jedi is. He is not big on historical non-fiction.
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I’m a simple person to please, I just like to watch Cody kick droids in the face.
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apparently this retailer is selling their T Rex action figures in three flavors: Brown, Green, and HOLY SHIT A GHOST
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considering that canonically we know anakin is a robotics nerd with 1 friend (who he calls Dad by mistake at least once a week) and 0 rizz, i’m very enamoured by the fact that in any NO66 Good End AU, all of the jedi would be so confused that HE was the one with the secret wife. i have a scene in my head where a couple council members, let’s say depa and mace, are chilling gossiping and depa says “omg GUESS who’s secretly married” and mace names every single member of the order living and dead before guessing anakin
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Codyyyyyy. Halo? Sun? Crown of thorns? Who knows
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kinder than man, athea davis
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Made a whole comic based off this post from @milfcaptainrex !! I was cackling too hard and KNEW that I had to bring it to life???
I hate Palpatine So Fucking Much, so I made Fox as absolutely jacked as described??? Hope y'all like!! Have a great rest of your week!!
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concept design of Jocasta Nu, Chief Librarian of the Jedi Archives, in 2.01 Holocron Heist by Wayne Lo
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