#teaskies headcanons

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Soft

I wrote this more as a female reader but a lot of them aren’t strictly that! And this is all about chubby reader because there is a lack of that.

Contains: Iwaizumi Hajime, Matsukawa Issei, Azumane Asahi, Nishinoya Yuu, Sawamura Daichi, Sugawara Koushi, Hinata Shoyo, Ukai Keishin, Tsukishima Akiteru, Yamamoto Taketora, Aone Takanobu, Miya Osamu, Kita Shinsuke, Aran Ojiro, Bokuto Koutaro

Iwaizumi Hajime: He wouldn't mind anything but he tends to be drawn to thicker people. He loves how soft a chubbier partner would be compared to his hard muscular build. He also loves to leave marks and that means more marks on a chubby partner. Bonus points if you are shorter than him. He thinks you'd look angelic in anything and nothing.

Matsukawa Issei: Large boy requires soft, small partner. Thighs with some tummy chub are his weakness. He like's how your body would mold to his hands. He'd be lying to himself if he said he didn’t.

Azumane Asahi: He is a large teddy bear and he would be open to anyone. Though, like Iwaizumi, he loves how their body would feel under him. Nuzzling into the side of their neck is his favorite. Also, he would love to design things specifically for you body type and have you model it.

Nishinoya Yuu: THIS BOY IS ALL ABOUT PRETTY PEOPLE. He isn't picky, he just wants to worship the ground you walk on. If you are taller than him his favorite spot to cuddle into is your chest. Soft and warm on either side of his head/face.

Sawamura Daichi: not a picky one but he does love the squish. He loves the way thigh highs sculpt your thighs and how some of your body squishes out of certain garments. Gifts thigh highs and garter belts just to see how they squeeze the thigh meat you have.

Sugawara Koushi: He loves how his fingers indent in soft flesh. He thinks it's perfect cuddle conditions and will make sure you know you're loved. He may be chaotic and sassy but you are his #1 priority and will make you feel as if you belong.

Hinata shoyo: He doesn't discriminate. Hell, he spent most his life being shit on for his height. He won't let some chub get in the way of his loving on you. Drinks his respect women juice thanks to having a mom and a sister he's close to.

Ukai Keishin: He doesn't care but he is almost always drawn to chubby girls. He'd probably think you are sturdier and loves the feeling of a soft body under his muscled one. He is a kinky bitch and having more flesh to mark is great for him.

Tsukishima Akiteru: He is a kind soul who doesn't care what you look like, the extra squish you would have is just the cherry on top.

Yamamoto Taketora: Another one who would bow down to you. No matter the shape of his partner he would show you he appreciates you every second he can. Gives him something to keep his hands busy if you guys are just watching TV or something.

Aone Takanobu: Another teddy bear. Let him carry you around the house, he'd think it's adorable. Warm and soft is all he is locked onto and he will make sure you know he loves even the chub on you. He loves you for you because he knows that being judge mental towards appearances is not great.

Miya Osamu: He loves a person who can eat. The squish is just an addition he loves. He is another one who feels like the squish is extra padding to manhandle. You would be his designated taste tester. No one is allowed to make fun of you in his presence even if it's just friendly banter, ESPECIALLY HIS TWIN.

Kita Shinsuke: First, I must say, what a king.  He respects women and wouldn't even think about your weight, he might even like some chub. He doesn't understand why but the thought of a plush body next to him or even on him make his brain go 'brrrrrr'. I don't see him having trouble manhandling you before or after high school due to him being a country boy with his rice. 

Ojiro Aran: Again, yet another king. He had years of dealing with the twins' bullshit for years so some extra weight on his partner is not a problem. Show up to a game of his in his jersey paired with thigh-highs you might break him if he sees. Thankfully he only sees after their game, despite how much he loves you and has seen you in less, he almost fainted. Iwaizumi could be heard laughing at him from the hallway.

Bokuto Koutoro: He has stated that he likes women on the chubbier side. He also has two older sister's that have told him it isn't all about looks. He is mvp of repsecting women. He probably would be happy no matter your weight because it's your personality and not your body he's in a relationship with.

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Birthday

A/N: it’s my birthday soon so yeah lol and this was half-asses at most

Fandom(s): Genshin Impact

Character(s): Dainsleif, Alhaitham, Cyno, Diluc, Kaeya

Genshin Impact:

Dainsleif would use this day to cherish you and treat you like the goddess you are. You deserve the world and he’d gladly take the archons on all at once to give it to you. Now, he usually does cherish you today he amps it up even more. With some planning of certain things like outfits and places taken care of a week before other things had been in works longer. He helped design a beautiful piece of jewelry and placed an order for a bouquet full of flowers that reminded you of him. For Dain this is the only holiday he takes part in with his chest. You are his safe place, and his home that he never thought he would find again.

While he knows things like these don’t truly matter Alhaitham tries for you. He knows for sure that when your feelings aren’t “positive” he doesn’t like it. So he gets you mostly practical things that you needed and something that you wanted. I can picture him giving you socks and underwear cause you mentioned that you needed them but in the mix of that there would be a book or plushy you wanted! He would also know that with socks and underwear could not only be practical but also fun for both of you! He would take you out for brunch after giving you the present at home. He means well but he’s also too smart for his own good, even Kaveh tried to say something but was shut down instantly.

Cyno tries to gift from the heart. He knows he’s away a lot but he also wants you to know he’s always thinking about you even then. He might commission a TCG card or two from a certain alchemist that is the both of you in your favorite place or he might make a scrapbook! The scrapbook would be full of pictures he took, some with you and some that he took of the landscape when he was missing you, along with some description of where it was and possibly even how he was feeling. He’d also include some pressed flowers that he specifically asked Tighnari the meaning of.

Diluc will take this opportunity to spoil the ever loving shit out of you. He is a man with a plan and he will make sure it goes down perfectly. From bouquets to meals you won’t have to do anything but cuddle up to him and thank him. He would gift you something(s) he saw you eyeballing for a while, surprising you with how vigilant he was with everything in his world. Such a king. He’d be extremely willing to try some of your hobbies today rather than any other day.

Once he was done doing the major things he needed to do, Kaeya would slink back to you with a bouquet, a nice bottle of wine, your favorite meal, and a simple necklace that was in the shape of his pupil. He knew you loved his eyes, despite him being indifferent to the fact it was different, so he thought this would be perfect! Spending the rest of his night with you and cherishing it while avoiding the minor problems that would have popped up during his working day.

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Husband/Boyfriend Headcanons with Fukuzawa Yukichi!

A/N: head empty, only Fukuzawa Yukichi.

C/W: slightly spicy.

He is a very rational man until it has something to do with you then he’s slightly less rational.

Ranpo has to, and does, like you. Fukuzawa made the ADA for Ranpo so if Ranpo didn’t like you he’d have some self reflection away from you.

This man is large so he loves a softer, and smaller partner (but even if you aren’t he fell for your personality).

If you did have an ability he would offer to help by using his ability if you bring it up.

He craves your touch and presence more than he’d like to say, but as soon as you guys are alone and with your consent he would gladly sit you on his lap and run circles into your skin gently.

If, and when, shit hits the fan he makes sure you know what to do and he also makes sure the ADA has your back.

During more stressful chunks of business he loves to unwind with you by sharing a bath. He loves seeing you unharmed this way and also the view of you is his favorite.

He might not appear to be this type of man but he loves marking your body with love bites where only he could see. Not to mention the flush that covers your face looking at his handy work makes it even more incredible.

There have been moments where his mask fell at work and it was with regards to you. It would either be you surprising him at work or in the few instances you had been injured. The latter being the scariest for everyone in the office. The former was much more favorable because everyone loved to see their boss happy!

Ranpo appreciates all you do behind the scenes and he shows that by allowing you some snacks of his. This brought pause to the office the first time it happened.

I can see the younger members of the ADA flock to you for some help or even relaxation. Even Atsushi seemed to seek out some support from you.

The ADA loves you and so do the brief times the few Mafia members who met you out and about liked you.

This man loves to see you in traditional clothing but understands that you only do so rarely. He thinks anything you wear only enhances the beauty you have.

He would gladly watch an impromptu fashion show of clothing you bought. He enjoys any show you give him though.

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How I think my favorites would give hugs:

Long time no see. I’m sad yeet.

Iwaizumi Hajime: Akwardly at first if you hug first but ultimately his hugs end in overwhelming warmth and care and makes you feel safe.

Asahi Azumane: awkward but overall he tries to make you comfy. He’s a sweetheart and doesn’t want you uncomfortable and he tries!!!!!!

Nishinoya Yuu: sweet, sweet doofus. He’s trying to spin around with you in his arms and make you giggle.

Hinata Shoyo: PURE WARMTH AND LOVE AND SILLINESS IF NEEDED! I see him giving hugs like a combo of Iwa’s and Nishinoya’s hugs! He’s a big brother and he specializes in hugs for his baby sister so you know this dude came HUG.

Ushijima Wakatoshi: he is so??? BRICK. He tries to be nice but he mostly just lets you hug him and pats your back. He’s so stiff when it comes to hugs.

Kita Shinsuke: He is similar to Ushi where he just lets you hug him but I think he hugs you back almost a little stiff.. it’s comforting enough when you need it though.

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Squish!

More chubby reader stuff because I’m sad lmao but this time with some Genshin men!

Contains: Dainsleif, Diluc, Alhaitham, Itto

Dainsleif, Diluc, and Alhaitham love chub. They appreciate how soft you are compared to them but they know that there is a beast beneath the soft exterior that will come out if needed. They love that smothering is always a possibility during certain activities and in certain positions.

Dainsleif loves the warmth your soft body brings to him and how well it can mold to his own.

Diluc he wants to hold you easily and like royalty so he works out to ensure that will happen.

Alhaitham, despite being rational most the time, impulse buys items that he’d like to see you in. Would gladly think of you first over a the institution he works for as long as it means no harm for the bigger picture.

Itto doesn’t care about outward appearances as much as he does personality. You best believe this man would treat you like you deserve, he loves squeezing you. He’s very touchy.

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Headcanons for the feels✨

Fandoms(in order): BSD, Haikyuu, Genshin Impact

Characters: Nakajima Atsushi, Nakahara Chuuya, Dazai Osamu , Fukuzawa Yukichi, Iwaizumi Hajime, Kita Shinsuke, Hinata Shoyo, Arataki Itto, Kaedahara Kazuha, Cyno, Dainsleif

Contains: fluff

A/N: in my opinion these are pitiful lmao

BSD:

When you are feeling down Atsushi is no longer a cat, he becomes the best golden retriever boy you can find. I’m talking he will almost drop everything. He will constantly send you funny or cute videos, pictures, and messages. If he can he’d try to call you or even visit you when in break. When he finally comes home for the day you bet your ass he’d have some of your favorite snacks and meal along with a beautiful bouquet of flowers. They might not be your favorites but he did try and that is what makes you melt into a puddle. Cuddles you to sleep, partially for you and partially to make himself feel better.

Chuuya hates tears, or at least he hates crying in front of others and seeing you cry. He would rather step on a lake full of broken glass than have to see you cry. He goes through an array of emotions when he does see you cry, luckily his brain works fast and his face only shifts minimally so you don’t notice. He comforts you and wipes away the tears while asking what’s wrong hoping it wasn’t someone who had hurt you, and if it were that he could personally visit them when he’s already out working. While comforting you and getting the details, or lack of details sometimes, he gathers all the comfort items he has in his grasp. A nice glass of wine here, a cozy blanket there, topped off with an order from your favorite restaurant and your favorite movie playing on the tv. He will only relax once you are done crying and starting to perk up.

Yukichi understands people the most but that doesn’t mean he likes it. He is ok with feelings but he hates seeing his loved ones anything but happy or relaxed. I personally believe if he sees this in public his comfort will be more subtle because he doesn’t like initiating PDA but it’s an entirely different beast behind closed doors. Massages, a warm bath, your favorite meal that he prepared. Truly a king.

Dazai will do the most. Like, he’d test the waters with asking for a double suicide but the second it makes you upset he will be smothering you in kisses and hugs. He draws you goofy images and you I’ll send you cute little messages throughout the day. He will convince Atsushi and Kunikida to do the last remaining bits of work he has to leave early to get a few things for a pampering night ahead. He has the food, the flowers, the goofiness, and most of all the love. He manages to find some pictures from before he met you and told you the stories behind them.

Haikyuu:

Iwaizumi will pull you into his lap and just let you sit there cuddling into him with an arm around you while he does his own thing, usually work. He likes to have you in the room with him at the least but having you touching him soothes both of you the most. He will either cook a warm meal or get takeout for the both of you. He makes sure you do all the necessary things before bed to continue snuggles.

Kita would go out his way to pick some flowers himself to give them to you. He’d then make you something that his granny would make him when he’s down. He’d prefer if you were helping but would understand if you just wanted to be near him while making the food. He’d talk about his day and how the farm dog was extra helpful, he knew that would give him a little shift in your mood and maybe even your face shift into a small smile. He would 100% love bathing together. Seeing you physically relax makes him feel so much better that he can even start to describe.

Hinata is concerned and he shows it. He will do whatever in his power to get you to feel better. He will tell stories and even show you some funny pictures, usually of Kageyama looking constipated while he tries to smile. The ultimate golden retriever boyfriend. Would go out out of his way to just carry you because he can and will baby his baby. If he was out of the country or city he would be on the phone as much as possible along with sending pictures and even getting some of his teammates he knows you know to talk to you and send you silly pictures of Shoyo in practice, the more cursed the better!

Genshin Impact:

Itto will try everything from talk to you to tell you about his recent escapades to even lift random things, including you, to make you giggle! I feel like this man can only make one dish really well while others only taste decent and he will use this to his advantage. He will bring Granny Oni over too, she’s his secret weapon to help lift moods! Despite her being his secret weapon she also is doing it at his expense by telling baby Itto stories! He will pick flowers for you, doesn’t matter what type he will give you whatever one thinks would be enhanced by simply being near you.

Kazuha will play you songs or even sing. I think out of all these characters he’s most in tune with the emotions of those he holds dear. If you need him just to be near he knows before you say anything. If you want to talk he will start slowly by asking simple things like what you would like to eat and then ease into how you feel. Another King. Will let you play with his hair! Anything he can give you he will and does frequently. Loves to do crafts with you!!! His favorites are origami because sometimes you might need help and he loves to show you how.

Cyno might react one of two ways… he might go slightly rigid with annoyance if it were someone who made you feel this way but would get the detail fully before he goes out and settles it. BUT he might also just go rigid with awkwardness, he probably doesn’t have much interactions with many emotionally outside of work but he’s also a quick learner and talks to Tighnari for some help and find it’s easy to ease you once he’s confident in doing so. He likes holding your hand and rubbing gentle circles on it with his thumb while you talk about it. He’s a good listener and sometimes that’s the best but as I said he is a quick learner and will learn that sometimes talking isn’t what’s needed and it’s just his presence while you do your own things.

Dainsleif, my king. He is good at understanding and recognizing feelings, though he hates dealing with everyone but your feelings. He firmly believes honesty is the best policy even when it might not be the best to use right away. Helps get your thoughts in check and understands that his bluntness might not be the best but he slowly eases up on it. Likes to have you on his lap during the wind down of your day before bed. He is another person who would pick flowers but he knows flower language and tends to stay in the same zone with the flowers he picks. He is already getting takeout for the both of you when he picks the flowers. Before bed but after the in lap wind down he likes to pamper you by getting a bath ready for just you but he is willing to stay in the bathroom and either read to you or tell you stories.

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Port Mafia Headcanons

Higuchi has tried, more than once, to talk to Gin about what Akutagawa likes.

Chuuya once called Mori "dad" in front of the Battalion of the Black Lizard. When they were relaxing with some alcohol someone, be it Gin or Tachihara or Hirotsu or Higuchi, will bring it up and he immediately start chugging the wine from the bottle.

Along with the above Chuuya was dragged home by an annoyed Tachihara, he puked on Tachihara's shoes. Tachihara promptly got him home but he just brought him in and dropped him onto the floor and left.

The Black Lizard battalion has had a secret Santa and it ended terribly.

Motojiro puts real lemons in weird places to the see people panic.

The Battalion of the Black Lizard is like a tired dad with his two kids. Gin and Tachihara point at things and say "that's you" to each other. Hirotsu is suffering when this happens.

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Akutagawa Ryunosuke Boyfriend Headcanons:

Lets be real, this man is uninterested in most everyone and everything so if you can get him, congrats.

You probably have to be part of the Port Mafia in some way and would have to be there from the beginning. He does not trust easily.

You, along with Chuuya and Gin, will have to persuade him to cleanse himself 100% of the time.

He isn't affectionate but there are moments where he will sit down for tea with you and just quietly be with you.

He will probably crave your attention eventually, much like he does with Dazai, and will try to do what he thinks would be best to get validation from you.

Higuchi, although jealous of the relationship, will be alongside you if he is in a fight or sick.

However, if you get sick or hurt he will first call you stupid then promptly finding whoever had a hand in that.

On the days you both are off of work will probably get some take out with you and relax in silence. I don’t think he knows how to cook much or well but he has a few trusted restaurants he frequents often.

Long story short, this man is not aware of feelings and is also a paranoid little baby.

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Armed Detective Agency Headcanons

Dazai and Ranpo have a silent agreement that when Dazai is out avoiding work he will bring back a snack for Ranpo.

Kunikida has candy on him at all time for Ranpo.

Fukuzawa once took a nap at work, for one reason or another, and everyone panicked except Dazai. Ranpo was on the cusp of freaking out and not caring so he ended up just doing what he normally does.

All the ladies in the office have a system where they take breaks in pairs, the first time Kyouka went with she thought she was being turned into the police.

Kenji once brought a bale of hay to the office because he forgot he was carrying it. Kunikida was annoyed but lost for words.

Jun'ichiro and Naomi make each other snacks or get snacks for each other once a month as a special "thanks for being there" to each other.

Atsushi, on the brief moments he actually naps at work, purrs. 

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Dogs that these Haikyuu characters would have:

Part two

Sakusa Kiyoomi- A black Labradoodle, hypoallergenic and barely sheds. It would be the larger version and it would be well-trained, his favorite is how the pup would be trained to put away its toys. And it is groomed every month. Getting a trim every 3 months. This pup would be desensitized, or even likes grooming, from a young age. Please, this pup would be so done with everything but his owner.

Hinata Shoyo- I can’t pick between an Australian Shepherd or Beagle. He definitely trained his pup to bump the ball to him, amongst training it the basics. He’d most definitely find that brushing his pup is therapeutic and has desensitized to every aspect of grooming at a young age. Hinata and his dog look and act alike.

Miya Atsumu- I can see him with a tiny dog, Chihuahua, or a medium sized mixed breed. He would get a female dog and he would baby it to the max. This pup would know basics in training and get groomed the recommended amount. However, the dog is a terrible dog at the groomers.

Bokuto Koutaro- A yellow lab, or maybe a mastiff. He likes to train his pup different tricks as a bonding sort of thing so the pup is well-trained. He likes to bathe his pup at home and only needs help with nails and ears. His dog is friends with everyone! He also trained the pup to bump the ball.

Miya Osamu- A schnauzer-lab mix, this pup would probably have chill behavior like his owner but as soon as his uncle Atsumu and his dog-cousin come over his switch is turned all the way up. The dog would be relatively desensitized towards grooming but every now and then either the nails are a problem or the haircut/ hair trimming is the problem. Atsumu helped trained or find a trainer for the pup with Osamu. Osamu's dog is probably very food motivated, and Osamu is actively trying not to give into his cute pup's whining and begging when cooking at home or eating in front of them in general.

Kita Shinsuke- I've said it before and I'll say it again a GREAT PYRENEES!!! and she is a beautifully trained farm dog that is desensitized to everything and anything. Part of his chores every other day is to make sure she's brushed, especially if she's helping him on the farm.

I work with dogs and I love them a lot so here, I can probably come up with more lol

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Atsushi Nakajima Boyfriend Headcanons

You guys probably met on his day off when he was out and about.

Continued to meet like this and eventually shared contact info and it went on from there.

He's a giver and has trouble receiving. For example he will give you flowers or something sweet like that but as soon as you do the same he short circuits.

He will probably get better at receiving with time but it's still a struggle.

Takes you on simple, but lovely dates. (Usually Café dates or picnic dates)

Likes to cook together with you and Kyoka.

Kyoka was a bit wary at first but soon warmed up to you after a few weeks and some small gifts of sweets or plushies.

This in turn makes you their favorite person.

Movies nights are a must when they get a day off, usually Kyoka dips to give you guys alone time.

He wants to give hugs or kisses or just touch you but he's scared he'll break you. So, most of the time you'd have to make the first move.

If you were to get sick or hurt this poor boy would self destruct internally and help you the best he can.

If he gets sick or hurt, depending on the severity, you'd have to force him to relax and to let you help him.

His worst nightmare was Akutagawa finding out about you but now it's Fyodor finding out about you.

He's so anxious when everything is going to shit because he knows he can't help you at all.

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Ok, hear me out… DEMON SLAYER BUT YOUTUBE AU.

The Demon Slayers:

Tanjiro and Nezuko are typically vloggers but Tanjiro will do more random things with game play or even tutorials on things while Nezuko has more cooking type videos.

Zenitsu has mostly story time videos with sporadic challenge videos that have the kamado’s, Inosuke, and Genya (who he had to rope into it with bribes initially lol).

Inosuke is 100% adventure/ workout videos. He tries to be nice when giving advice but it usually sounds forced and is shitty.

Kanao has a science/ facts channel, maybe a little like How To Make Everything, with a lot of focus on butterflies and medical things. Often collabs with her sisters and the others at the Butterfly Mansion.

Aoi makes cooking and mental health videos with some sporadic vlogs are thrown in.

Genya makes videos similar to Tanjiro with more gaming videos, tries horror games with a grounding thing like a plushy or his pet. Sanemi has barged in at the worse times and he has cried on a livestream.

The Hashira:

Giyu made his channel as a joke to rate the best Salmon and Radish with Sabito and Makomo but evolved to him vlogging his journey of reaching his goals.

Mitsuri and Obanai have a shared channel that they give advice, vlog, and do snake care videos.

Sanemi lots of MMA and Boxing tutorials but he also is good with money so he helps people with tips of how and what to get to begin a healthy lifestyle. He would also have monthly vlogs with bike ride or hiking footage in beautiful areas with minimal talking.

Gyomei does story time videos, like actual kids books. And he often goes into tangents about cats. Everyone loves his content and his rambles. His user name has “cat” or some variation in its name.

Tengen is a channel like Watts The Safe Word, highly recommend checking it out, and has lots of info on safe sex and healthy relationships. His wives are either in the video or heard through voiceovers or in the background. Please cherish their relationships with one another.

Muichiro is an ASMR channel, sometimes tries to vlog but ultimately it ends up being videos of his crow.

Shinobu and Kanae share a science and medical information channel. People clicked mostly for the ladies but stayed for the information.

Kyojuro does a little of everything. One video it would be a vlog then the next it could be a challenge video. He mostly sticks to workout videos and vlogs. A lot of his vlogs have his brother in them. Everyone loves how strong his family’s genes are.

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AU where everyone is happy and healthy and alive 🥰🥰