#team talks

[lock3d-n-load3d]

Tough t' do much as a bird. Though its halloween now. Happy halloween y'all.

Gotta get back to making sure theres no more zombie animals now. Forgot our doc can bring back dead animals if given enough time. 'N to think I had a hand with it the first time.

Speakin' of Rafel. Hes nowhere around the base from what I've seen. Odd. Dunno where hes ran off to.

- Reese

[teamphobia]

WHERE IS DANGER? WHERE IS MY BEST BEST FRIEND DANGER??? I WANT TO SPEAK TO DANGER 🩶🩶🩶🩶🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

-Michael, obviously @paldean-ranger-brandy

MICHAEL!! MY BEST FRIEND GOOD BUDDY MICHAEL!!! HI MICHAEL!!

-Danger

[parisoonic]

People in glass houses Heavy...

[rose-above-dark]

I support women’s rights and women’s wrongs

[anoant-haikyuu-dump]

I'm all for people hitting yams with the "long hair and a cool fashion sense" beam but my favorite timeskip flavor is lame office worker

[kurogxrix]

me after opening tumblr to those spam porn bots posts when all i wanted to do was read a silly ass fanfic:

[dissentersbedamned]

[swugflower]

Brucie Wayne gets interviewed and the question who, expect Batman, is his favorite Gotham hero.

After some awkward moments of silence, he blurts out that it’s Spoiler. Since she is the only one from the main active team that isn’t his kid and this way he avoids picking a favorite.

Meanwhile, the group chats explodes into chaos instantly.

[oh-no-its-bird]

Really stupid au where when they were younger, Kakashi and Obito shared an accidental kiss a lot like Sasuke and Naruto. (Kakashi commits to his mask shortly after but will never not insist it's unrelated)

Years later and Kakashi, trying to cheer up Naruto and Sasuke ab their own embaressing accidental first kiss, shares his own story

Then, years later when Obito reveals himself on the battlefield, instead of going "woah, another Uchiha!?" when he hears his name, Naruto can't help but point and shout OH MY GOD UR THE GUY WHO KISSED SENSEI!!!!!!!!

Instant dead silence. (Obito wants to die)

Sakura, who never heard the story ab how it was a one time accidental kiss: "omg... sensei's childhood boyfriend went evil on him... this is so fucked up"

Obito is VIOLENTLY thrown off by this turn of events (and also hasn't actually thought ab it in years oh my god that did happen didn't it)

Kakashi, seeing how badly it threw him off, and also the kind of person who plays hard into throwing people off and generally fucking w them to gain an edge, seeing Sakura mumbling ab lovers to enemies and just kinda goes "Yeah Obito I can't believe you'd do this to me I thought we had smthn special."

"Yeah a rivalry????"

"So I was only ever a way for u to get stronger,, figures u were using me,,,"

[Confused Obito car crash noises]

Sakura yells smthn ab him being a deadbeat and how Kakashi can do so much better and Naruto is instantly shouting in agreement as Sasuke stands there like "hn." Which is basically the same thing for him

Kakashi just starts straight up lying actually

"What about all those picnics we went on... watching the sun set over konoha..."

"Are you talking about when Minato said we weren't allowed to come back inside till we stopped arguing and ate on opposite ends of the roof bc we couldn't even look at eachother without yelling???"

"It was so romantic."

Obito, starting to actually doubt himself, "was that a date????"

(It was not.)

"You died in my arms..."

"I died under a rock"

"We literally got eye married" (not a thing, he just made this up 3 seconds ago)

"We got WHAT" (no one can prove him wrong tho bc no surviving Uchiha knows that much ab their clans marriage traditions)

"Oh my god sensei's husband is a deadbeat" - sakura, horrified (and maybe a little delighted)

"Figures." -Sasuke, who's been in proximity w Obito for some time now and absoloutley believes every word ab this topic Kakashi is saying

"Woah. This is almost as bad as the fact he murdered my parents when I was a baby dattebayo" - Naruto who's priorities are NOT what they should be

"Ok. I wouldn't go that far." - Sasuke, who's priorities are also fucked but not THAT fucked, oh my god Naruto

"No, no he's right. We should kill him even harder for this" - Sakura, who doesn't actually agree but wants an excuse for more juicy sensei love drama (and also wants to see Obito beaten to death anyways)

[box-off]

"This pannel this", "That panel that". How about we talk about him?

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[homkamiro]

me ultimate hc that sniper can perfectly mimick animal sounds (bird whistling for example helped him attract predators back when he was a hunter!!)

[lock3d-n-load3d]

Apparently last post was 10th.

Small number, but a good achievement.

...

I wonder if I should try make seperate blog. Could post own stuff there. Keep answering questions here though. Easier.

...I hear screaming. Again.

- Stas

[teamphobia]

DANGER!!!! >:D

MY FAVORITE SPIDER LADY!!! 💛💛💛 HI!! WHEN CAN I SEE YOU AGAIN? SAY HI TO JUNIOR FOR ME !!

-Danger

[parisoonic]

its not my fault i keep playing against Daniel Day-Lewis mfs

[egophiliac]

(almost) four years in, and I finally had time to draw something for the anniversary! woo! 🎉🎉🎉