#team Thanos

[lovecharmforyou]

Thanos:

Also Thanos, seconds later:

[raingalaxy]

so unserious lol

[magicpiano]

I have seen a few DCxMarvel dimension travel fics, and quite a few of them are of them are Peter Parker post-blip. Which gives me a crack fic idea: everyone who got snapped ended up in the DC universe. Yes, all of them.

The current world population is around eight billion, so half of that would be 4 billion... Yeah that would cause so so so many problems. But the DC universe is used to crazy shit.

Obviously there would be a sudden influx of "new" heroes and villains but with absolutely no context it is hard to figure out who is who.

Batman immediately trying to make contingency plans for all these new heroes and villains as well as figure out their civilian identities but this is very difficult because literally no records exist yet.

Magic users from both worlds team up, but I think they were still unable to fix it, the infinity stones were just too powerful. Also I think Dr. Strange and Constantine can't stand each other.

While I am at it, Wonder Woman and Loki would probably hate each other too. DC is more Greek but it has had their own version of Norse mythology, so maybe they are the same and have beef?

They would struggle to feed and house that many new people, but getting them jobs and integrating them into society would be hard too. And good luck proving anything anyone says. "You swear you have a law degree from Harvard? Okay I guess."

Do doubles exist? Yeah a lot of people probably don't have an alternate universe double, but it stands to reason some do. How do you deal with having a new kind-of twin? Or a dead friend or relative coming back, but different? Or even someone you never knew/doesn't exist in this world insisting they are family.

Some au double ideas I have seen people toss around are: Dick Grayson as Richard Parker, Kara Danvers as Carol Danvers, Steve Trevor as Steve Rogers, and Slade Wilson as/being somehow related to Wade Wilson, but I am sure there are other fun ideas out there too.

The snap didn't just affect humans/earth! So other planets are having the same problems.

Then randomly, five years later, just when people were getting used to the change, they all disappear again without warning. This causes as many problems as the original appearance did.

[transexualpirate]

"could sportacus defeat homelander" is such a stupid question. ofc he could. he could kill thanos without even breaking a sweat if he wanted to. the true question is could he beat shaggy

[imavikingo]

I have this silly idea… lets imagine Loki (Gamora and Nebula too) can be free from Thanos and infinity war doesn’t happen at all.

Thanos influence wilted and died at some point and the universe is free of that ugly wrinkled wet paper tissue of a titan.

Loki’s punishment after the avengers wasn’t staying in a cell at Asgard, instead he was forced to do a sort of “community service” in Midgard.

Meaning: helping the Avengers and however of the team needed his assistance on missions.

He could do magic but restricted, of course. He couldn’t do malicious or destructive magic (nor illusions) at all.

Except at enemies and in that context it was also more controlled.

That didn’t stop him from annoying the team sometimes.

Doing mischief is in his name, a little bit of jokes and games is expected, right? On his own words he does it to “spice things up”

One of those things was making Steve stop talking for a while. Making him partially mute. In a harmless way of course.

(It sounds worse than it actually is)

Loki’s reasoning is that Steve talks and expresses more of what others expect of him than talking his mind. He got used to going through the motions, and being by himself, only caring when other people are in danger/at risk. Once they got to Bucky it was making sure Bucky was okay and comfortable.

He wants Steve to unwind for once in his life. And of course making him a little bit embarrassed. Its fun watching him blush and splutter after all.

For missions and work he can talk perfectly fine. In dire circumstances too. But on a normal Thursday?

Without the weight of the world on their shoulders? That’s fair game to him.

This little trick works this way:

Only some of Steve’s thoughts can be voiced out loud, but they’re completely out of context (of his train of thought) or uttered in the most inconvenient of times as they come (if Steve is screaming inside it will be voiced that way out loud).

Only him (Loki) and Steve can hear all of what the captain is trying to say and communicate that way if Loki is feeling like it. (Loki is not going to invade Steve’s mind more than that, even if its really tempting)

And Loki is so entertained by all of it (the mind of the captain, the endless confusion of the team, the jealousy that some of them feel, the discussions that seem unilateral but are really funny to him and make him laugh out loud) that he started to bring a bag of popcorn and soda everywhere.

Tony: Ok, So… how are you doing cap? Still can’t get a complete sentence yet?

Steve: Im so tired of this, and yes Tony I still can’t talk normally.

Loki: ohhh? My my Captain… Are you still trying to find a way out of it? You can’t. You’ll need to get used to it.

Steve: Fuck you Loki

Tony: LANGUAGE!

Steve: not you Tony. Loki!

Bucky: shut up Tony!!

Steve: i want to talk Loki! Let me talk, this is ridiculous.

Tony: no robocop, YOU shut up!

Loki: No. this is too entertaining, you think i want to end one of the only things that gives me joy? You’re out of luck Steven.

Steve: ughhh, fuck me… I hate you so much sometimes Loki

Bucky and Tony: WHAT?!

[rinneverse]

thinking about something devious rn

[facelessfinest]

Super duper quick question, but why the fuck didn't No Way Home start and end with *any single one of the still living Avengers INCLUDING STEPHEN STRANGE* corroborating Peter's story, thus disproving the very flimsy evidence Mysterio somehow convinced thousands of people with????

It does not matter how much their reputation has fallen in recent years, they still killed Thanos, undid The Snap, and saved the world several times before that (and after, in all their individual shows we don't like to acknowledge.) They have enough influence to overwrite a small city hero's reputation, and it isn't like they're trying to fool anyone, they would literally just be setting the record straight, because Peter did not actually do the things Mysterio tried to frame him for, so maybe they should have done this weeks before Peter even had to come crawling to Strange begging for some god damn support.

Like, we don't even have to address all the much worse things that happen in that film, because it never should have even happened in the first place. Where the fuck were Happy and Pepper, why didn't Strange stop him in the middle of his stupid little idea and say "Yeah, no way I'm wiping the whole world's minds when I could just go on TV and say you didn't do it'????? Peter is supposed to be the genius protege of genius Tony Stark, Stephen Strange is a genius former neurosurgeon with a photographic memory, how did neither of them come up with a better idea than spell-that-can-easily-become-volatile-if-you-so-much-as-talk-too-much-while-I-cast-it????

[vertigoartgore]

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.5 #4 cover by David Marquez (2019).

[ponr-a03]

Trying to get back into the swing of it all… just have to keep going! So here’s a snippet of some of what I wrote! I thought it was pretty good!

A Nightmare?

“Dread it, run from it, destiny arrives all the same. Prepare all you want, Stark. I’m coming. And soon It’ll be just you and me” a deep rumbling voice called out across the burning field. “You all thought you could stand against me.” The figure motioned to the many dead bodies of his family that were littered in between them

Tony felt his heart quicken as a large figure emerged from the flames of the ruins in front of him

“Thanos” The genius rasped out, his throat tight.

It felt as though he had been inhaling the smoke that surrounded him.

“I was chosen, as were you. No matter what multiverse you’re in, this will be your legacy Stark.” The figure laughed as he gestured to the dead bodies all around, fear and panic gripped at Tony's soul.

The heat from the flames felt so real.

They encroached closer and devoured nearly all of the bodies of his loved ones that were lying there in front of him.

Stephen was there too. Blood seeping away from his body.

“This isn’t real” Tony choked out, his throat felt dry, and his lungs were heavy as his breathing became erratic.

[lovecharmforyou]

hahaha he just never let go

[xelidonia]

Okay, I know "They've become Thanos" is the standard reference for a MCC player collecting all the team colors, but "They've become the Archivist" is significantly funnier

[batcavescolony]

What if s3 e7

Captain Carter is back and Byrdie. AND WHY WE'RE WE NOT GIVEN A STORM GODDESS OF THUNDER EPISODE AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! hi Kahhori 💙. The Eminence, interesting. I see so many cameos in that foosball table, and I love it. 🤍STORM🤍ORORO🤍STORM🤍ORORO🤍. Peggy went off alone and got taken, this is why we don't go off on our own. InfinityVisionUltron wants to help save The Watcher.

[tequitoclown]

Bluesky didn't appreciate these posts from r/IsMyPokemonCardFake so maybe you guys will

I want these so bad

Image ID #1: A fake pokemon card. The art is an edited photograph of a hound dog, colored blue and with Suicune's features edited on.

Image ID #2: A fake pokemon card called "Thanos and Mewtwo GX" with full art, textured holo card featuring the two characters. The card is entirely silver otherwise, and the text is difficult to read. It is a basic tag team card with 300 HP, and psychic typing.

Image ID #3: A fake Pokémon card of Articuno. The artwork is an incredibly chibi version of them, with no neck and exaggerated neck fluff. Their proportions are similar to a sparrow. The foil is speckled, making the card difficult to read. It is a basic water type with 70 HP. ./End ID]

[namethathasnotbeentaken]

I do be missing my DA:D tho 😔

I will be calling it dragon age: veilguard because I don’t love the ‘the’

Also because DA:V

Dave

[keycomicbooks]

Thanos #1 (2019) Variant Ariel Olivetti Cover & Ariel Olivetti Pencils, Tini Howard Story, 1st Team Appearance of the Butcher Squadron & Origin of Thanos and Gamora

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[toothfa-1-ry]

CHICKS DIG BAD GUYS

choi su-bong/thanos x ex gf!reader

"Fuck me" you whisper under your breath with obvious annoyance as you spot the familiar shade of purple approaching you, cursing yourself for having such bad luck

The tall boy's grin seemed to widen even more upon hearing your remark

"Gladly" he gleamed with obvious delight which caused your frown to deepen

"Hey boss, you know her?" no. 124, you quickly note his number, says to the boy who stood infront of you

"Hey! Hey! shut up man" su bong, as you know him as rather than his weird nickname thanos, frowns at his team mate (which in your point of view seemed more like his lackey)

Su bong in turn, whips his head towards you with an excess amount of glee in his face to your dismay

"Senorita!" He leans to you "I'm sure you missed me"

"Su Bong-" an irritated expression plants your face which your ex boyfriend quickly recognized as the face you made before you began scolding him

"Hey Hey hey!" He shouts with enthusiasm which causes you to groan much to his enjoyment "It's thanos not su bong. Cmon, you know that baby"

The familiar nickname he called you made you feel like gagging. No one had called you by that awfully cringe nickname ever since you broke up with him when he used up your savings to invest in crypto currency without your knowledge

"What the hell are you doing here?" You ask him as you fold your arms, taking a step back to create some distance between you and your ex boyfriend

"For the same reason you are" su bong takes an immediate step towards you when he sees what you were trying to do

You open your mouth to retaliate, shout, or even scream but su bong beats you to it with widened eyes

"Don't you think it's fate?" He says as he walks behind you, grabbing you by your shoulders while he leans towards your face

"What the hell are you on" you knitted your brows "are you on some kind of drug-"

"I mean" he laughs loudly, causing other people to turn and stare "It's has to be fate or some kinda shit right?"

"Get of your high ass su bong and speak properl-"

He cuts you off again, this time placing his finger in your lips

"thanos. It's thanos baby, you know that" his voice low, if it were anyone else they would have taken it as a threat but instead you just brush his hand away from you, glaring at him

"Whatever, you and your shitty nickname. Just say what you want to and get lost"

Su bong gives as exaggerated sigh "do I really have to spell it for you? You always did like to play hard to get didnt you"

You felt like slapping that cheeky grin away from his face

"All im saying is that it's fate baby!!" he nodds his head with giddiness while punching the air with both his arms

"even the universe wants us to get back together. Why else do you think we would both coincidentally end up meeting eachother in this place?!" He spoke rapidly, fast, almost as if he was rapping

You immediately scoff, which caused his smile to drop in an instead

"Get lost loser" you turn away "Don't you dare talk to me again, i don't talk to bad people like you"

"Hey!" su bong attempts to grab your hand but you flipp him off, showing your middle finger as you walk away from him.

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Nam gyu stood awkwardly next to thanos as he watched the rapper get flipped off, trying to decid on how he should respond in order to make thanos happy

"I guess even winners have to lose some right?"

He recieves a resounding thud in the head by the frowning rapper

"didn't you even pay attention to what they said?!" Thanos shouted with offence

Nam gyu massaged his head with an dumbfounded expression "i dunno boss, that kinda sounded like a rejection to me.."

"You idiot! Wanna get hit again?"

Nam gyu immediately staggered a few steps away from thanos, covering his head with his arms

Thanos took a deep breath, placing his hands in his hips, taking an assertive stance as he laughed. Very loudly.

"She called me a bad person" thanos said in a tone that seemed a bit too optimistic.

Nam gyu couldn't help thinking, isn't being called a bad person a obvious insult?

Thanos quickly noticed his lackeys expression which made his scowl "you really don't understand women do you?"

Nam gyu shook his head fervently as Thanos wore a proud look on his face, his fingers on his temples as he shook his head

"Chicks dig bad guys" he says with cockiness in his voice

"So?"

"So? You asking me So?! Don't you get it!?!" Thanos loops his hand around his lackey as he jumped up and down,

He grinned from ear to ear as he shouted at the top of his voice impulsively

"Holy shit! she still wants me so bad!"