#team Fortress

[haven4sinners]

So I’m going to cry now just excuse me

Siri play Like Him by Tyler the Creator

[spookymartian]

Tf2 mercs with their child! Reader that infected with brainrots

Me using my german stare when typing this heh..(Lobotomy core)

the previous post was originally a crappost but since i'm a kind and loving individual i'll do this for you

scout

"scout are you the rizzler to miss pauling's gyatt"

"WHAT IS A RIZZLER" *after enough times he starts repeating it because he thinks it's funny. He then calls himself the rizzler unironically and gets jumped by everyone because of how stupid it sounds.*

solider

"solider more like sigma"

"WHAT" *picks you up and shakes you* "I AM NOT A SIGMA I AM A SOLIDER*

pyro

"[muffled sounds which start to sound like the words fanum tax and skibidi toilet because they think it's cute the way you say the words in such a joyous manner]"

engineer

"okay kiddo, don't touch that sentry"

"skibidi"

"wh-"

heavy

"woah heavy you got that gyatt!!!!!"

"WHAT IS GYATT?????" *genuinely thinks it's something bad and goes to medic in a panic*

demoman

"see my wounds, wee one? that's why we cannae let ye on the battlefield."

"only in ohio!"

"THIS IS NOT OHIO-"

medic

*healing heavy* "okay heavy you be careful now :)"

"thank you dokto-"

"ZESTY!!!!!!"

*medic strangles you until heavy has to pry him off of you. he isn't strangling you because he hates you but its because he thinks you're gonna tell everyone about him and heavy having nice interactions alone.*

sniper

"bro is the lone alpha sigma"

*he just stares at you, wondering if you have a brain tumor*

spy

*giving you a lecture as to why scout is not a good role model* "scout is a very immature failure and you should not look up to-"

"MR BEAAAAAST!!!!!!!!!!"

*he lets out a groan and literally just walks away*

[oblique-lane]

[snartfulisms]

hes honest and thats all that matters

[bunshr00m]

we as a fandom need to talk about the sandvich saga more like what do you mean the cast got bored and created this whole series where medic hallucinates that he is dying in the desert and they throw bread crusts at each other and spy has a crisis because he wishes he was a ballet dancer

i love you tf2 cast

[cupcakeruth]

ATTENTION TF2 FANS.. COMIC 7 IS REAL AND THEY’RE ACTUALLY WORKING ON IT !!! WE ARE SO BACK.

Original post from Twitter here

[feralrabidcrow]

Yeah I dunno. Spare pixels ma'am

[flowerboy11300]

Scout:

[honeysparklesmash]

My another work for Russian tf2 zine! I'm not so happy with the result anymore, but I'm still feeling tender..

[neonghozt]

1 reblog= one beat up for this "individual"

[brellafan]

This is probably what sniperscout looks like to a person who knows nothing about tf2

[asmoteeth]

you guys seemed to like these last time

[oblique-lane]

[das-sena]

Ok gente, me escutem

[wormscience]

ms pauling for my mind. self care possibly