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[petalsandpurity]

Not the body shop going into administration I only use their face products 😭😭😭

[mysticheathenn]

Reassuring Messages From The Universe

Hi, Hexlings!

This pick-a-card reading is all about messages reassuring you that everything is going to be okay. I felt called to do this reading, hopefully, this reading gives you some sort of solace, peace, and hope.

This is a general reading, remember to take what resonates and leave what does not. This reading does not supplement your need to seek professional help. Tarot should be used as entertainment and not a for sure answer to your problems but as a guide, a sense of hope, and amusement.

Take your time when choosing your pile. Ask yourself the question and choose the picture that you can’t stop looking at. Listen to your intuition.

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Pile l:

What are your reassuring messages? Tarot: The Chariot, 6 of Swords (Clarified by 2 of Swords, reversed), 4 of Pentacles (Clarified by 4 of Pentacles), The High Priestess, King of Wands.

Some of you may be dealing with depression, anxiety, or in general, your mental space has not been in the greatest of shape lately. Something is going to give you your spark back to help you trust and lead you on your way towards victory. You've been in your shell long enough holding onto the reality around you. For some of you, this is by choice but for the majority of you, this is because of your circumstances. You could be dealing with financial struggles or whatnot, either way, I see you finally walking down the path of where you want to go with no fear as to what will or can happen because you are trusting more in the universe (God, Allah, etc) that everything will work out. You're walking away from what could be a job, relationship, friends/family, or even just no longer letting your mental health and mindset get the best of you anymore and finally deciding enough is enough. If not you the universe will show you that enough is enough, this doesn't feel like a thrust into your new direction like a tower moment but more so of a gentle hand. Similar to how an animal is scared or nervous in their new home and you are gently letting them feel the lay of the land and giving them pets here and there of encouragement that everything is fine and that they are safe. This next chapter feels like safety, reassurance, and guidance from the divine. You may still be scared and may sometimes even revert back to what you know best but it will be more so of a quick mindset switch before you continue on this new path. I'm hearing where you are is no longer serving. Trust that you are being led to victory and not another lesson, financial bankrupt, etc. Lead with passion, lead by your passions, and live your life passionately. Be Bold and stop shrinking.

Extra Messages: Tea Trea Oracle: Strong emotion passionate love or hate. November. A period of ill health/Depression. Do not lower your standards. The key to the outcome of your problems. Involvement with the law (contracts or winning a legal battle). Obstacles you will overcome. Happiness.

Pile ll:

What are your reassuring messages? Tarot: 9 of Wands, Strength (reverse), 10 of Wands (reversed), 10 of Cups, 9 of Pentacles.

Weirdly "Hit Me Baby One More Time" came to mind but not in the sense of what the song is about but more so that you are constantly being knocked down by life's challenges and most of you aren't sure if you can get up again. "Knock me down 9 times but I get up 10" - Cardi B (Get Up 10). Your strength is weary but something in you still has that hope and faith that something better is coming and you are right. With the 9 of pentacles and 10 of cups card something better is coming. Because everyone's desires and goals are different whatever this is that you have been dreaming, manifesting, praying, or just working your ass off for is finally coming into fruition. You just need to not give up before the finish line, you're almost there. "I'm almost there" - Tianna, Princess and the Frog movie. Your story might be similar to Tiana's or you may have a deep admiration for her for how she worked hard and finally got her dream of owning a restaurant. Tiana is you, you are Tiana in this reading. She went through some tough times and even thought about giving up a time or two but something in her just like yourself is holding on to that thread of hope that everything will pay off, you just need a sign. This is that sign. Keep hanging on, hold on to your guides/Universe/Ancestors/etc hand during this process when you feel you need that extra push to keep going. I am hearing some of you a fast may help give you more clarity or bring this to fruition faster. Some of you may have been thinking about fasting. Fasting can be anything. It can be not eating from 8am to 8pm, not eating breakfast and lunch, sustaining from social media or sex, etc etc. Whatever it is fast may give you the clarity and strength you need. Fasting is only for some of you

Extra Messages: Tea Tree Oracle: October. January. Good Fortune. Protected from negative forces beyond your control. A sincere wish will be granted. Period of frustration, lessons to be learned. The most difficult part is over. Major challenges to overcome. Something important, such as a new job or raise.

Pile lll:

What are your reassuring messages? Tarot: 10 of Cups, 5 of Wands, 7 of Swords (reversed), The Hermit, 4 of Cups, 9 of Pentacles.

There are two different messages for this pile. For some of you, you are dealing with someone in your life that is causing you a great deal of emotional and mental turmoil. You may even daily try to pray and wish this person away because you don't have the strength to do it yourself, while others of you are in hermit mode because you are tired of receiving people in your life that does nothing but make you hate people, wish you never met them, or just not want to connect with others in general. Either way, the main gist of it all is people are stressing you out and have not been treating you well forcing you to rethink everything in life. Some of you might even question your existence as if you are here to be a punching bag for those who have not healed their inner wounds. For those still dealing with toxic people I am seeing you going into a period of isolation. Your prayers, manifestions, cord cutting rituals are being answered. I'm hearing be careful what you wish for. So for some of you, this isolation is exactly what the doctor ordered while some of you will like it in the beginning but slowly realize exactly what this period of isolation may mean. You may be the type that doesn't do well alone or not always surrounded by people and this isolation it will teach you not only how to see your self-worth and what truly matters in your life (what you want and not allow people to treat you). Others who are in a period of isolation already may have been working on something if not you will receive an idea something that will bring you the emotional and financial fulfillment that you have been desiring for a while. Either way, at the end of both periods of isolation blessings, emotional, and financial blessings are to be found. Take this period of self-reflection as a blessing and utilize it to the best of your abilities to explore yourself. I get a sense that you don't know yourself pile lll. Some of you may have an idea of who you are, what you stand for, and your morals/integrity.....but do you really know yourself..the real you and not the one you put on as a facade. Do not be afraid of what is to come. Do not be afraid of peace and quiet. Embrace the silence. Embrace the change and shift in the current.

Extra Messages: Tea Tree Oracle: Honor and respect will come to you. Changes in your life. Sorrow over a loss. Financial Pinch. Happiness. Peace and Harmony. Deep personal strength and peace that assures success (period of isolation).

Pile lV:

What are your reassuring messages? Tarot: 9 of Cups, Awakening, The Hermit, Queen of Wands (reversed), King of Wands

Similar to pile lll, but different. Instead of this being about others causing yourself turmoil this is mostly about you not feeling confident in yourself or your abilities to do anything right especially regarding goals, talents, etc. For some of you, this idea was implanted by someone you once looked up to but for most of you, this has more to do with either perfectionism or just comparing yourself to someone else. You aren't realizing that the reason the grass is greener on the other side is because that person too had to put in the work to make it in such a state. They didn't just wake up with green grass but they nurtured it, fed it nutrients, and kept unwanted and negative pests or harmful animals away from it. You need to do the same for yourself as well. You are the grass that needs to be nurtured, loved, and spoken to with such kindness. Anything else that does not give you the feeling of growth, happiness, and peace has no room in your life pile lV. As mentioned before, in pile lll you may either be in isolation or in need of isolation to help clear your mind. Either way in this isolation, you will be finding yourself again. Some of you may even look up things on Tumblr, Pinterest, etc on how to be "That girl/boy/person", Cottage Core, or whatever aesthetic or vibe that you have been wanting to do either way you want to become more tapped into who you are without caring what others may think. You are stepping into your power and becoming happy with life and possibly even trying to romanticize your life more. Some of you may even want to start a YouTube channel to help romanticize your life with edits and so forth. Weirdly I am feeling the vibe of slow-living content (only a few of you.) If not slow living waking up at 5 or 6am in the morning type of routine. Either way, this message is to reassure you that you are and will be coming back to yourself. It may take some time, trial, and error but when you listen to only yourself and not others, you will flourish beyond belief. Take this time to document your journey so you can see your growth as to when you become the person you are meant to be. Being yourself is the key to your financial abundance. That's all I hear. I don't know what they may mean for you either way being and finding yourself is the key. This could be like I mentioned YouTube, this could be giving into your desires to knit or crochet weird things or even making figurines and selling them on Etsy...whatever the thing is, being authentic is the key.

Extra Messages: Tea Tree Oracle: Someone or something is trying to come between you and something you want. Recognition, Reward for merit. Chain of events that will affect your life. Career. March. News of a birth or new business opportunity. Happiness. Money will be coming to you. A goal-oriented person.

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Stay safe and be blessed

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[woso-dreamzzz]

Romantic Masterlist

_ - Smut

Alexia Putellas x Reader

Pet Problems -> Social Media

Pet Problems II -> Your cat gets pregnant (It's all Mapi's fault)

Pet Problems III -> Meeting the kittens is very stressful

Pet Problems IV -> The first two kittens go off to a new home

Pet Problems V -> It's adoption day for the last of the kittens

Shot Through The Heart -> Social Media

Shot Through The Heart II -> The story of your love

Shot Through The Heart III -> You're pregnant

Shot Through The Heart IV -> Your last final

Second Time's The Charm -> You and your kind of ex-wife

Second Time's The Charm II -> You, your kind of ex-wife and a baby

Second Time's The Charm III -> You spoil your wife

Second Time's The Charm IV -> Alexia gets her puppies

Second Time's The Charm V -> You feel terrible

Second Time's The Charm VI _ -> You take control

Second Time's The Charm VII -> A look back when you were still 'divorced'

Second Time's The Charm VIII -> You have your baby

Second Time's The Charm IX -> Your co-workers meet your wife

Second Time's The Charm X -> Your wife has always been frowny

Run, Run, Run -> You have to run

Leah Williamson x Reader

Nothing But Net -> Social Media

Nothing But Net II -> You've got one of the biggest games of your life and your girlfriend comes to support you

Holiday -> Social Media

Strictly Come Dancing -> The final of Strictly Come Dancing

Sorry -> The aftermath of the World Cup

Alessia Russo x Reader

Muse -> Social Media

Muse II -> You attend one of Alessia's matches

Champion -> You're riding a high and make sure to keep it going

Grace Clinton x Reader

Race -> Racing at its finest

Lena Oberdorf x Reader

Enemies -> Out on the pitch, you're enemies

Laura Feiersinger x Reader

Tea -> You're part of her routine

Kyra Cooney-Cross x Reader

Accident -> It wasn't planned

Accident II -> Lunch with your sister

Charli Grant x Reader

Reunion -> Your girlfriend moves to Spurs

Courtney Nevin x Reader

Movie Night -> You see your girlfriend

Chloe Logarzo x Reader

Birds -> Your girlfriend comes to your place

Mary Fowler x Reader

Date -> You're a bit of a wallflower

Date II -> Social Media

Ellie Carpenter x Reader

Hangover -> A holiday with your teammates

Katie McCabe x Reader

Carded -> The comeback of McCard

Power -> You and Katie both know who really holds the power

Power II -> You put Katie in her place

Knight -> You yell at your sister

Ona Batlle x Reader

Home -> Social Media

Patri Guijarro x Reader

The King -> Patri thinks you're the king of Barcelona

Aitana Bonmatí x Reader

Ma'am -> You steal your father's plane

Ma'am II -> The plane ride

Ma'am III -> The aftermath of your elopement

Ma'am IV -> There's a lot of security

Ma'am V -> You want your wife happy

Shy -> You still get shy around your girlfriend

Questions -> You vs Carla the social media manager

Jana Fernández x Reader

Hi Barbie -> You're Barbie and Jana's just Ken

Hi Barbie II -> Bruna interrupts

Bruna Vilamala x Reader

Escape -> You need an escape plan

Escape II -> Your sister meets your girlfriend

Escape III -> You visit Barcelona

Fridolina Rolfö x Reader

Mornings -> Early mornings with Frido

Mapi Leon x Ingrid Engen x Reader

Flirts -> Your cousin's two friends are definitely flirting with you

Flirts II _ -> Mapi and Ingrid take you home

Flirts III -> You have doubts

Flirts IV -> You hate to go

Loud -> You and Mapi have always been loud

Jessie Fleming x Reader

Oops -> It was an accident

Janine Beckie x Reader

Brewing with Beckie -> You go on the podcast

Chloe Kelly x Reader

Flowers -> It's a tradition

Lauren Hemp x Reader

Master Builder -> You work at Legoland

Laura Coombs x Reader

Cookies -> You bake a bit too much

Cookies II -> Social Media

Cookies III -> Laura comes home to something she doesn't like

Deyna Castellanos x Reader

Uni Love -> Social Media

Uni Love II -> You'll follow Deyna anywhere

Amanda Ilestedt x Reader

Pictures -> Your girlfriend visits you in London

Laia Codina x Reader

Treat You Better -> Laia thinks you're in a relationship with your best friend

Treat You Better II -> Social media

Treat You Better III -> You visit Spain

Treat You Better IV -> The Conti Cup

Treat You Better V -> Sometimes, Laia can't understand you

Andrea Medina x Reader

My Wife -> You've known Andrea for a very long time

Vicky Losada x Reader

Anger -> Your phone kept ringing

Anger II -> Social Media

Anger III -> It was meant to be a quiet night

Leila Ouahabi x Reader

Tesco -> How Leila got the bruise on her cheek

Laia Aleixandri x Reader

If Music Be The Food Of Love -> Leila can't quite believe that Laia's bringing her to see the orchestra

If Music Be The Food Of Love II -> Social Media

[not-goldy]

https://www.tumblr.com/not-goldy/757083490666872833/idk-how-true-allegations-since-jk-stans-are-known?source=share

How tf does a (might not even be real) scan of a passport, you could get by being friends with someone at the airport, prove that someone has sensitive information about someone's personal relationships? Add that only one of the people in said relationship was in the country, where they say they have this info from?

You know who said she did have such info? Yeah, Headliner. And that psychotic bitch threatened to beat JK for wasting himself on another man. Funny enough she's friends with that other JK solo firstsight, who's also a former sasaeng and lies about JK on a daily basis to keep herself and her followers under the belief that jikook aren't serving together. Both Korean JK solos who claim to know shit about JK. Other Korean JK solos mass tagged the Korean military when they got got early insight into jikook enlisting together because a rumor of them traveling to Japan put them over the edge. Again with no regard for JK's safety. Only because he would be with Jimin.

So again... How does a might not be real scan of a passport mean shit? Why even listen to any of them? They're all crazy

I don't know what this obsession with Jungkook is anymore than I do this madness, plain psychotic brain rot .

And the pimpinis are gonna sit here on Jimin's fine internet with dandruff in their hair, look us in the eyes, and tell us to believe the goofy two legged hunchbacks who crawl into trash bins for crumbs, stalk idols for pocket change, hang on treas and sniff dirty laundry for cold tea are some how more trustworthy than the people who engage in intellectual discourse over ships.

I'll check myself into a mental asylum if I took them seriously at all. Like lock myself in a Nazi torture chamber and rape myself to death.

[wellthebardsdead]

Fools prayer pt8

Part 7 here

Part of this shows Vivec’s perspective from voryns dream visit.

———

Vivec: *tucked into his bed after nerevar finally left him to rest for the evening. His body still sore but healing, though the pain was greatly overshadowed by the immense sense of relaxation and exhaustion washing over him as his aching muscles felt the comfort of a warm, soft, cushioned mattress for the first time in so long*

Ordinator: *steps to his bedside gently taking the now empty teacup from his hand as he ‘begins’ to fade into sleep* did you enjoy your tea, Hla uripe? (Little amusement, insult implied)

Vivec: *so utterly exhausted for a moment he didn’t even register their words* hla uripe?… tea?… I didn’t drink any- *opens his eyes to see himself no longer in his bed, but another he’d once been familiar with long ago… when his reputation was little more than a concubine to the Hortator or whomever would feel the want to have him. The blankets and cushions in shades of dark blues, rich greens, deep reds and warm yellows, and the canopy above lined with glass and carapace lanterns illuminated in a rainbow of colours, all dancing off the thin veils of purple and pink silks, and shining through the heavy smoke of incense in the air* I can’t- move… *turns his gaze to his bedside as he sees a familiar figure from his path step into view from behind the curtains surrounding his comfortable nest* voryn…

Voryn: *golden skin practically glowing in the lantern light as he sits down on Vivec’s beside, a seemingly friendly smile on his face from the red of his lips, but lined with a cruel malice with the sharpness of his eyes as he admires the empty cup in his hand* of course you can’t. I drugged you. You wanted to serve Nerevar tonight, didn’t you?

Vivec: *seeing directly through the illusion before him. Having dealt with voryns tricks long before he’d become dagoth ur and the house of shadow turned his enemy, but deciding to play along to see just how far he’ll draw out this memory and see if he remembers just as much as he does* I did- I do- *catches himself off guard hearing how young he sounds before blinking once more and looking down to see a golden illusion over his blue dunmer half* I owe him my life, every thing I am belongs to him why did you drug me?! My body feels weird! *whines and tries to squirm, not to try and actually move, but to mimic the memory exactly as he remembers, seeing more and more cracks in the illusion as voryns friendly smile doesn’t turn to unfazed amusement, but a dark, cruel grin*

Voryn: shhhh. *leans down gently stroking his cheek* don’t fret. I merely wanted to have him for myself tonight. You serve him so loyally without rest, I thought you might benefit from my little trea-

Vivec: did you forget the part where you allowed the guards to rape me while I lay helpless as you walked away to seduce nerevar?…

Voryn: … *smirks dropping the illusion, his gold skin melting away in the smoke of the incense to reveal ashen grey beneath it, his third eye glowing bright as it stares down at him* hm… you always were so annoyingly clever. It seems not much has changed… except… well.

Vivec: speak.

Voryn: I seem to be overflowing with power with no one to care for, despite the villain you wish me to be. And for all the good you’ve done, you’re scraping for change in the dirt to feed those you abandoned-

Vivec: I abandoned no one! *snarls trying to move, to push him away, to strike him, and failing as his sleeping body refuses to wake for his dreaming mind* All of this! It was all your fault!!! If you hadn’t of-

Voryn: if I hadn’t of what? Vehk?… Ohh right. Become dagoth ur… and whose, fault, was, that? *leans in close as the vision of the bedroom around them gives way to the boiling interior of red mountain and the heart chamber where vivec enacted mephalas orders*

“VIVEC PLEASE!! DONT DO THIS!”

Vivec: *closes his eyes tight wanting to cover his ears as nerevars terrified and agonised cries echo throughout the chamber* n-no- no I I was just-

Voryn: listen to him vivec. Listen to him cry for you. Listen to what you did.

Vivec: *unable to escape the memory as he recalls so vividly in his mind how he cut down the man he’d devoted his life, his heart to* no! No I was only obeying Mephala! She tricked me! She lied to me! I thought I was doing the right thing!

Voryn: you murdered us… you murdered him, when all he ever did was love you. You condemned us to that mountain. You turned me into dagoth ur. You convinced him to leave me with that accursed heart!

Vivec: *sweat pooling on his brow and tears pricking the corners of his eyes as voryns words cut into him like knives and nerevars screams become deafening* IM SORRY!!

*silence*

Voryn: *gaze softening having gotten what he wanted* I forgive you, vehk. *gently smooths the younger mers hair from his face, holding his hand as he watches vivec breath deeply, so close to unravelling in his grasp* you were lead astray by the so called, good daedra… and they only made our sweet nerevar do their bidding further, not only against you, but me as well, and in turn, him too. You know better than anybody their cruelty, you know the pain I’m burdened to carry. No matter how much you may despise me… it is an agony we share… and when at last nerevar is at my side, I promise you, you’ll be taken care of…

Vivec: n-neht?… at your side?… taken care of?…

Voryn: yes, we will bring a new age of light to our people, the good daedra can harm us no f- ARGHH! *falls back in shock as Vivec finally pushes himself from his body and through voryn, right into nerevars mind* neht? *opens his eyes to find himself in the doorway of nerevars room, staring not at the Hortator passed out at his desk, but the golden mask on the floor by his safe*

Nerevar: *jolts up from his desk as he opens his eyes in fright* Ah- wh-what? I- huh- *pauses seeing him standing there* Vehk, what are you doing up? You need to be-

Vivec: *walks past him and his desk to the mask, bending down and picking it up to feel it’s very real weight and cool touch against his hands, sending dread deep into the pit of his stomach knowing that voryn was indeed here.* …Mephala… didn’t lie to me completely then… *looks to him with fear lingering behind his eyes* Dagoth Ur was never the true threat… it was Voryn. *sets it down on his desk and shakily hugs his robe tighter, feeling the shudder of fear and a cold sweat on his brow, even in his dream state* I expect you’re used to him coming to you in your dreams by now?…

Nerevar: *eyes widening in a mix of concern and suprise* he… came to you as well?

Vivec: he… *sighs recalling it* he did… I almost prefer my visits to cold harbour over his presence in my sleep… *meets his gaze as the Hortator stands and grabs his cape as he approaches him*

Nerevar: he didn’t hurt you did he?… *gently drapes it around his shoulders*

Vivec: *smiles from the gesture, his heart feeling a deep warmth that seeps into his soul, that they could return to such friendly, comfortable familiarity so quickly despite all that had happened* no… and I think that’s what scared me so much about it… I opened my eyes and he was at my bedside… he promised I’d be, looked after, when he’d at last he by your side again… so I pushed my way out of the dream and came to find you- *gasps as he’s suddenly pulled back from nerevars mind, and directly into voryns, the taller dunmer holding him prisoner from behind as one hand holds his arms, and the other his neck* Let me go!!

Voryn: Shhhhhh *leans over his shoulder kissing his cheek with a feathery, but firm touch* you’ve always been such a brat, running to tattle on me to nerevar. Can’t you see I’m trying to offer you a gift? I only want what’s best for you and our neht. *slides his hand further around his neck, his thumb and index finger grasping his jaw and holding his head steady* you want to help people don’t you?… you want to look after, your, people, don’t you? You want to be loved by them right? How can you continue doing that as you are now? Desperately hoping your mask will be enough to keep you going forever.

Vivec: *eyes wide as he tries to turn his face to look at him* how did you- ahh- *whines softly as voryn firmly holds his head in place*

Voryn: Because your heart is so, predictable in its kindness. *rests his chin on Vivec’s shoulder, loving how he struggles feebly against his grasp* you’ve seen it yourself, the good daedra have abandoned us, abandoned their people, the temple has become greedy, they abused your gifts, they abused your love. And now they abuse our poor sweet Nerevar as he tries to make everything better, Just join me at my side and we can make it right. Forgive our past and We can bring forth a new era, together.

Vivec: *wanting for a moment to give into him, knowing deep down his words are true. He’s powerless as he is now, and Nerevar is much the same, the temple is corrupt, the good daedra lead him astray, and the suffering won’t stop until change comes… but even then how could he trust him as he is now, after everything he’d done to him, after how sneaky and conniving he’d been with his intentions in the past* …No, I can’t- I won’t.

Voryn: *smirks letting go of his arms and sliding his arm around his waist as he whispers into his ear* perhaps you need more convincing then.

Vivec: I don’t need- *blinks and immediately pushes back into voryns embrace as overwhelming horror and fear shocks him to his very core. The void before him gone and replaced with the burning, crumbling magma of what once was the heart chamber in red mountain. And where the brass tower once stood, now replaced with mephalas still breathing, mutilated body. And from her open rib cage, the heart of creation, no longer just that of lorkhan. To it now bound not only Voryn, but so too now the lady of whispers, the lady of twilight, and the dark lady… the daedras forms and cries twisting in and out of the beating mass as they struggle to break free from their subjugation beneath Voryn Dagoth* wh-what have you done?…

Voryn: I punished them, as they did me. Isn’t it beautiful? Bound to the heart, bound to me, they will finally serve their people… *snickers and sighs fondly* and now, you can’t get rid of me like last time, because if you do. *nuzzles into his ear and whispers with a soft growl* They die with me. *bites his ear hard*

Vivec: *jolts awake and shoots upright in his bed, gasping for air and crying out in a mix of fear and shock, from both voryn, and the two ordinators at his bed side trying to wake him from his nightmare* n-nerevar! Where’s nerevar- *coughs*

Ordinators: shhhh lord vivec please breathe, here drink some water we’ll fetch him for you- where did this cup come from?

Vivec: *eyes wide, staring at the almost empty teacup left behind by voryn, filled with a now sold, black substance, ebony… his blood* v-voryn, he was here- he was here he was actually here nerevars in danger I need to protect him it’s all my fault I should have had more faith in Mephala I failed everyone it’s my fault-

Ordinator: shhh- shhh lord vivec we’ll inspect the area for signs of a break in-

???: Vivec?

Vivec: *turns his gaze to the door looking pale as a sheet, sweat coating his brow and body feeling cold and numb as he realises with mounting horror what his refusal to continue following Mephala had actually done* he actually did it…

we… we can't kill him.

Nerevar: what do you mean he did it?… what do you mean we can't kill him?…

Vivec: the heart… he bound the good daedra to it with him… mephalas plan. My actions… it was all for nothing. *swallows a lump in his throat* It's my fault… I should have never turned my back on her…

[shithowdy]

prev post reminded me of the time a rep for a homeopathic vaginal suppository brand was admitting to me with a straight face that all the HPUS "active ingredients" listed were useless dilutions and that if i checked the "inactive ingredients" i would see that the first ingredient is boric acid followed by neem and tea trea, which is actually what is doing literally anything

[ayn-alwyns]

Hare in the Snow - JP Dub [3:48]

The only proper way to get through winter is to huddle up inside a soft blanket with a few cups of hot tea.

[00:00]

*FOOTSTEPS, SHUFFLING NOISES*

[00:26]

Are you still cold? Not at all…? Really?

[00:35]

But you’re all curled up. It’s obvious you’re still cold.

[00:43]

*PIANO STARTS* Stop being so stubborn. What if you catch a cold? Here… Wrap yourself up tightly. I’ll go make a fire.

[01:05]

*MORE SHUFFLING* Here… cover yourself with this blanket. Don’t move. What is it? You think I trea you like a little rabbit?

[01:22]

*SOFT LAUGH* Well then, stop resisting. You won’t get away. Be good and stay put.

[01:40]

*STICKS CLATTERING, FIRE WHOOSHING AND CRACKLING* *MUFFLED VOICE* It’ll get warm soon. Are you still cold?

[02:00]

*FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING* Do you want another cup of hot tea? *TRAILS OFF, POURING SOUNDS*

[02:15]

*SNIFFLES* Achoo… You didn’t see that…

[02:30]

Why are you glaring at me…? Even hunters can accidentally catch a cold sometimes…

[02:45]

*PATTING NOISE* Why do you want me to come over? What are you going to do to me?

[02:55]

*FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING, SITS DOWN* Huh? You want to share your blanket with me? Well then, here I come…

[03:14]

*SHUFFLING NOISES, SOFT EXHALE* It’s so warm…  *MORE SHUFFLING*

[03:30]

*SOFT INHALE* Hey. Is this a trap? I’m warning you. I don’t taste good.

[enchanted-prose]

-Bevin Conner is a decaf man, he is fueled by *patriotism*

-Imogen leans towards lavender chamomile tea

- Tobias would like cookies and cream milk (the one that tastes like vanilla extract from my university @impossibleweaseldiplomatthing )

-Fink dry scoops preworkout 

-Mott likes apple juice

-Subsequently, Trea brings him little apple drinks with tiny umbrellas

-Roden. Root beer. 

-Jaron fancies himself to be a rockstar type of guy

-Which means Wilta naturally has to prefer monster

-Harlowe just likes to be hydrated

[strangeauthor]

trick or trea :3

treat! lavander tea! (matches ur icon)

bonus: project sekai! flash warning!

[thenationaltreasuregazette]

Articles Nonsense Fanart

National Treasure | Timeline Part 1 & Part 2 (updated!) | Injuries | Invisible Injuries | Missing Time | Ben's Mom | | Boston Tea Party Character Analysis | Holiday Hijinx, Angst Edition, Holiday Hijinx, Fluff Edition Holiday Bonus (secret Masonic Christmas) | Same House? | Parallel Heists

Aftermath series: Legal and Medical Archeological Fallout Ben and Patrick Ben and Abigail Ben and Riley Abigail and Riley Abigail and Patrick Riley and Patrick Ben and Sadusky

Book of Secrets | Injuries in Book of Secrets

A Treatise on Book of Secrets: Intro | Ben's Character Arc | More on Ben's Arc |

The 2003 Script | Intro to the 2003 Script | Teaser | Act 1 | Act 2a, Act 2b

NatTreas vs The Details | Ben Gates vs Invisible Inks | Dividing the Treasure | The Legalities of Treasure-Finding | Where is Patrick's House? |

Treasure Hunt Movie Reviews | Mr. Car and the Knights Templar

Ben | Ben & the Navy | Does Ben have a Ph.D? | Nic Cage and the Art of Weirdness | Neurodivergence in National Treasure, Ben Gates Edition | The Gates Family vs Romance (aspec Ben) |

Abigail | Abigail’s Accent | Should Abigail Leave Ben?? (Pt 1: Solid Beginnings), (Pt 2: Mutual Weirdos) (Pt 3: Disaster) (Pt 4: Meet the Parents) | Re: Abigail's Dress | Neurodivergence, Abigail Chase Edition, pt 2 | Abigail's Arc, pt 1, Pt 2, Pt 3

Patrick | Why So Many Lemons??

Unsung Heroes | Meat Lady

Editorials: On watching National Treasure with a friend | On ignoring Book of Secrets

NT3?: Ted Elliot

Hot off the presses:

The 2003 Script: Act 3 NEW!

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New articles Tuesdays-ish | New nonsense Thursdays-ish | Asks answered every other article-ish

P.S. If you've sent an ask I love you and I'm working on it!

[destinyc1020]

I wish that tomdayas stopped being insecure about Elordi and stopped posting pap pics that they think shows he was horrible to Z when it just shows a couple that had just gotten out of a 14 hr flight. Contrary to her experience with Trevor, Z has not talked at all about what happened with JE. She dated him for a few months and they broke up more than 3 years ago. Just let it go

I wish that tomdayas stopped being insecure about Elordi and stopped posting pap pics that they think shows he was horrible to Z when it just shows a couple that had just gotten out of a 14 hr flight.

Hun....NO Tomdaya fans are "insecure" about Elordi. 😏 And some fans don't like him for reasons that don't even involve Z...but more so have to do with Joey. 🤷🏾‍♀️ And nobody is claiming that JE was a "bad boyfriend" to Z based on ONE photograph of them after a 14-hour flight. PLEASE lol. 🙄 Most people are making those claims or assumptions based on LOTS of photos, fan encounters, eye-witnesses, "sip or spit" tea from accounts from other people, AND also the fact that Z hasn't given that man the time of day in over 3 years.

If anything, WE"RE the ones saying that Jacdayas (and other Tomdaya Antis) should "get over it already". 🙄

So yea...no Tomdaya fans are "insecure" about JE lol. 😅 If some Tomdaya fans feel a certain way about him, it's because of his long-standing reputation.

[mossfulmemory]

been adding tea trea oil to my facewash (like a drop or two into my palm and then mixing it) once a week, my skin seems to like it a lot tbh

[mysticheathenn]

What Are The Lies You Tell Yourself?

Hi, Hexlings!

This pick-a-card reading is about the many things you tell yourself to keep yourself small, stay in toxic relationships, make yourself feel bad, etc. Maybe even words of kindness to help dispel those lies.

This is a general reading, remember to take what resonates and leave what does not. This reading does not supplement your need to seek professional help. Tarot should be used as entertainment and not a for sure answer to your problems but as a guide, a sense of hope, and amusement.

Take your time when choosing your pile. Ask yourself the question and choose the picture that you can’t stop looking at. Listen to your intuition.

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Pile l:

What are the lies you tell yourself? Tarot: 4 Swords (reversed), 2 of Swords, Awakening, 9 of Wands, 7 of Swords (reversed)

Pile l you have two different messages so I will start off with the first message of those who like to self-sabotage their lives. You like to feed yourself the narrative that you are too busy and everything is hard because you are afraid of failure. You are afraid of the things that can come from actually doing the many things that you say you want and will do. This might be success, failure, or fear of losing those around you because you aren't sure if leveling up will cause a rift or if people will start asking for money but either way, you refuse to look at yourself with complete honesty and accountability when it comes to achieving your goals because you are always feeding yourself lies as to why you can't do them out of fear of the unknown and it's time you stop lying to yourself. This doesn't even have to be a fear of failure or success, etc this could just be you feeding into your imposter syndrome or for some of you feeding into your Lana Del Rey era where you fear if you aren't sad, stressed, or anxious you won't be loved, be a funny person anymore, whatever the reasoning is. You have to give yourself a chance to fly or else you will never know what you are truly capable of or even know if you can really fly.

The 2nd message is for those who identify with hyper-independence. You refuse to acknowledge the fact that the reason you do everything yourself is because you fear having the few people around you let you down like others have. So you continue to feed this narrative of "I like to do things myself." "I'm the only one who can do things right around here." While some of it may be true...you really deep down fear people letting you down again. You are prolonging the inevitable of letting people show you who they really are. Let others around you help you so you can have a break now and then, stop always trying to carry the weight of the world on your shoulders. If someone messes up or doesn't come through...so be it. You can't control everything in your life...you are going to have to release some of that control and go with the flow and allow things to come and go no matter how lonely or horrible the feeling may feel. Better will come when you stop trying to control everything.

Extra Messages: Tea Trea Oracle Deck: June, Slowly but surely getting ahead, dissatisfaction with life, An exciting life, waiting for news/ package/ or letter, Do not back down from the opposition show strength and fortitude, solid foundation success with effort, feeling tied down or frustrated.

Pile ll:

What are the lies you tell yourself? Tarot: 7 of Cups, The Star, Page of Cups, 8 of Swords, Queen of Pentacles.

Similar to how pile l has two messages so does this pile. The first message I would like to ask is who hurt you? Who hurt you enough to where it made you believe that you can't be loved, shouldn't be loved, nor seek love. You continuously keep yourself in a small corner...my own little corner from the Cinderella movie featuring Brandi is playing in my head (Link to Song). Long story short you feel small when you are around others like you have to change who you are in order to be and feel loved but when you are alone you are exactly who you want to be if not exactly who you want to be at least you have an idea or a sense that who you are currently is not who you want to be and it's sad love. I want to hug you and let you know that you should be around others who see you, for you. You are not hard to love and you deserve the best and purest love there is. Stop feeding into the narrative of others as your own, because it's not.

The second message is similar to the first message and a little bit of the first message of pile l. You like to tell yourself reasons why you don't deserve nice things or feed into the mindset that you will never amount to financial abundance. I feel some of this mindset has to deal with childhood/adolescent trauma others of you this may have developed because you kept feeling like every time you got a leg up life would knock you down a peg as to tell you, you aren't meant to have good things when in reality life was trying to redirect you or point you in a direction of something better. You were meant to shine and have many options of abundance in your life. This message is for a few of you but this also has to deal with your looks. You possibly feel that your looks are not up to par and that everyone you meet is always better looking than you. You may also have a fear that if you ever did decide to date that the person you are with would leave you for someone better looking or "better" in general.

Extra Messages: Tea Trea Oracle Deck: A path with money is waiting for you to find it, Getting together with friends, Take care or there will be a loss of material wealth, Opportunity of windfall, Stepping into a new experience, Work/success/achievement, Affairs with your family.

Pile lll:

What are the lies you tell yourself? Tarot: 5 of Wands, Justice, 6 of Cups, 10 of Wands

This doesn't feel like a lie per se that you tell yourself like the other piles but more so of the delusion you feed yourself. This feels more of a victim mentality mixed in with entitlement and before you say nope not me....*David Beckham's voice* Be Honest. How do you feel when you aren't getting your way or dealing with small inconveniences. Be Honest. If the answer is you complain about life not being fair and you go into victim mentality mode that everything always happens to you and not for you or you just feel for whatever delusional reason that life must always cater to you without any kind of effort is....quite bold...I will applaud you for that love. You have the confidence of a mediocre white man, haha. I love to see it. This per se again isn't all that bad but it kind of is as it stems from your childhood of you parents always handing you gold stars for just existing or putting in "at least they did it" energy. You like to believe that you are doing hard work or you are doing a lot when really you self-sabotage or you do one little thing and expect life or others to bend towards your will because you "tried". This message doesn't even feel like a message to help guide you but more so to act as a mirror because it has been a while since you have been completely honest with yourself and your behavior. Some of you might be sick of yourselves and need this while others of you don't smell your own shit.

Extra Messages: None. You don't really need extra messages as your reading was all the message that you needed for a shift and clarity on how things are. Stop lying to yourself. Look in the mirror and ask if you really love what you see? If you really love the kind of person you are? If you really love how you move in your life towards things you want.

Pile lV:

What are the lies you tell yourself? Tarot: The Tower, The Empress, The Sun, Queen of Cups

Three major arcana cards and one minor arcana say a lot about you, pile lV. At first because of the type of reading this is I thought maybe you might be afraid or lying to yourself about becoming successful or experiencing happiness but as I drew clarifiers for your pile it started to come together that you are not being authentic to who you are in your feminine energy. What I mean is that you are people-pleasing way too much to the point where when you want to say no, you say yes instead. This pile gives me the vibes that when a guy approaches you, you are on your "best lady-like behavior when politely declining the guy." Even when he keeps persisting and etc you refuse to act out of character and say listen my guy back the fuck up and fuck off. Take a hint. You can be in your feminine energy and still maintain boundaries, and say what you want to say without coming off as "hard, rough around the edges, etc. There was a YouTube short the other day that was from the Clock app where someone was making fun while also having a point when it comes to people pleasers. "Oh, you're such a people pleaser...how many people have you pleased?" So many people have stitched it not being able to answer this question because who have you pleased? Do you consider yourself a dog pleasing its owner for treats, shelter, and so forth. For some of you, this all stems from childhood because maybe you grew up in a transactional household where your parents or family didn't do anything for you without expecting something in return, or even romantic and friendships have done this. It's okay to say no from time to time. It's okay to not be this prime and prissy-like persona. Again you can be loving and kind while still painting boundaries and saying no to things you don't want to do.

Extra Messages: None like pile lll, you don't really need any extra messages as your message has everything that you need to hear.

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[adelha-mathilde]

A Mutual Friendship (Prince!Vash AU) drabble

content: Vash finds out that King Nai has made an arrangement with some of the nobles. An arrangement nobody expected, but proves beneficial for everyone.

Vash walked into the throne room to hustle over to the table set out. King Nai there as well as his closest advisor Legato. While the members of the Currier clan nobility were also in attendance. The crown prince also noting that his personal bodyguard was standing right behind his brother. So Vash felt some of his tension ease as he took his seat next to his twin.

King Nai gave his twin a smile before speaking up. His words strong yet warm as he gave his attention to the documents upon the table. "It has come to our attention that many of the other nobles have become impatient with my selecting any of the ladies to wed. For either myself or my twin. But I am glad to say that we have all made a step towards mutual friendship with another nation. The Currier clan and their allies have proposed new trade agreements as well as a peace treaty between us. They had also pledged to stand with us should any other nation threaten to conquer us."

Vash blinked to then openly grin in sheer delight at the news. Wolfwood also smirking as Laird Eugene Currier bounced the newborn bay girl in his arms. The Laird choosing to speak up as his daughter Magdeline sat beside him to sign a few of the documents. "Many of the ancient clans agree that a mutual friendship between our nations is ideal. Or they agree to a non aggression treaty to ensure we have one less enemy. I have obtained the signatures of many of the clans to proceed with a peace treaty that they will uphold. From the Kurokaze clan to the Alvareide clan. Even the pompous head of the Soonge clan agreed to sign." Legato gave a huff to inquire, "Just how did you get the fabled Duke Laurence Soonge to agree to such a thing?" Which had Countess Mathilde smirk to speak up as she poured King Nai another cup of tea. "I contacted him personally to remind him of the several dozen favors he has racked up with myself and several others in my clan. He may be a suave and devious womanizer. Yet he utterly fails when it comes to both holding his liquor or playing cards."

Wolfwood burst out laughing as King Nai gave the white haired lady a smirk. While Legato openly rolled his eyes to shake his head. "To think that such an important matter of politics would come down to who lost against who at cards. Realistic as well as disdainful. However, I sense no malice or wicked intent from any of the Currier clan. So I have deemed it safe to ally with them in this treaty of peace and mutual trade." Vash nodded to look to the Countess with keen interest. Her words soon surprising him when she directed her gaze to the crown prince to speak. "Prince Vash R. Seibrem. Before anything is made official. I believe it best that you speak openly to those present. It is you that the citizens dearly love and speak openly with. You are the one that walks amongst the people to listen to their woes and aide them in their times of need. So it should be you who decides. Have it in you to place your trust and faith in what our clan offers to your kingdom? Or do you have doubts you wish to voice?"

Vash felt all eyes in the room turn to him. Which set his nerves on edge. But Wolfwood walked over to place that hand to his shoulder and give him that old smile and wink. the knight saying with amusement, "Well, needle noggin? Time to speak your mind. Just say it as it is." Vash felt the tension ease to heave a sigh of air. Soon looking around the table to then smile that same warm yet shy smile that was his nature. "The people here want the best for all people. Not just those in their own kingdom. I want this peace and friendship between us. Not as a political move or for any leverage or gains. I want the relationships we're building to deepen and for us to stand together. As friends. As family. As partners and allies. I accept this treaty and fully support it."

The others at the table gave smiles as Vash fetched a quill pen to begin signing his own name to the documents on the table. While the Countess Mathilde beamed to then make a valid point. "Then I for one will ask that we drop all the titles and royal formality we keep having to cram our feet into. Since we're all friends now and should be able to skip all the ruffled skirts and frilly necklines." This had Legato blanch as he paled at the mere suggestion. His fist soon banging on the table as he shouted, "How dare you even suggest that-" However, King Nai raised a hand for Legato to instantly cease his bellowing. The king soon settling into his chair with a more relaxed posture as he nodded his head at the suggestion being made. "I agree to that. Recently, Magdeline told me that a lot of the clans of your nation don't bother with the formalities and titles unless it's a serious political event or religious holiday. So adopting such a tradition now would be suitable. Besides. I think we've had more than enough of the frilly necklines as Adelha put it."

At this, Wolfwood reached up to just pop all the buttons on his collar and heave a sigh of relief. Noting with a huff of air, "Thank God! Having my shirt buttoned up to my chin makes me feel like someone hanged me! Can we please look into a new kind of formal attire that doesn't include necklines? All they do for me is give an enemy a chance to yank the neckline and break my damn neck!" Both Eugene Currier and his best friend Claude Gaugain openly laugh at this for Adelha to get up from the table. Her steps taking her to Wolfwood for her to just give a tug on the neckline area of his attire. The sound of ripping seams soon followed by the neckline falling to the floor. Which had Legato and Nai raise an eyebrow as Vash giggled at the sight of Wolfwood heaving a huff of sheer relief. the knight rubbing his neck as Adelha stepped back. "I will gladly tailor and adjust all the clothes you want, Nicholas. Vash. Nai. We'll call it adapting your style of dress to our own culture if anyone nick picks."

Claude soon removed his coat to show that hos own attire was much more casual in nature. Despite the expensive material of his clothes, his shirt had no sleeves to restrict his arm movement. Which also showed off how truly muscular the man was. Vash commenting with sheer awe, "Wow. Claude. You look like you could take on a grizzly bear bare handed." This has Claude smirk as Adelha chuckles to admit, "He has. During my winter survival training in the snow saturated mountains. We ended up running into a very grumpy grizzly bear. Claude was able to wrestle the bear around and right off the incline. He got a few good scars on his abs for his trouble. But he technically did win."

So it was that the people at the table were able to make this peace treaty between two nations into official law. While Vash was able to deepen his hope that, perhaps, he might have more chances to strengthen his blooming relationships with the maiden he so fancied.

[tables-has-vanished]

Hello fellow tumblrinas

Friendly reminder to not let tea trea oil products get on your dick

Sincerely, someone with a dick

[lbteas]

LBTEAS Organic Tea Garden is Snowing!

LBTEAS Organic Tea Garden is Snowing, which is beneficial for the tea Treas, where, the snow will freeze insect eggs and adult insects, reducing insect pests in the coming year, more conducive to the quality of spring tea; and the snow will increase soil fertility. Snow contains a large amount of nitrogen compounds, nitrogen compounds are brought to the soil by snow water when melting snow, and nitrogen is an essential element in the process of amino acid synthesis. The newly issued spring tea will certainly be fresher and refreshing, worth looking forward to.