#tbh. only feel like tagging them LMFAOO SORRY

[moe-broey]

This is like. A family photo. To me.

[adrienschat]

About Me Tagged

So, I’ve been tagged in a few posts by @summerfrwrks @lady-de-mon-coeur @sub-text & @rosie-b (ily guys thank you for being patient), and I decided to put them all together lmfaoo 

WIPs Post the names of all the files in your WIP folder regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it.

Ongoing:

The Wall Between Us (miraculous fic)

Golden (3rd edit - mysterious demon comes to town, a girl confronts her grief)

Stitches (poetry book)

Winterville School for the Talented and Gifted (paranormal romance)

Random music & animations

Barely Seen the Light of Day:

I have it kinda planned out but my alt-marinette au lmfao

Strikes at Midnight (fantasy novel I’ll never finish, but it has like 100k words)

Open Caged Bird (Webtoon I started like a year ago...)

Shipping

three ships:

adrien/marinette (in ANY FORM)

....... Drarry (dont block me i know hp is problematic etc etc)

those silly gays from our flag means death

first ship:

Probably percabeth? 

last song:

Cannibal (Nathan Apollo)

last movie:

M3GAN (SOOOO FUNNY)

currently reading:

The Dark Prince (i’m on like page 30 because i’m a dumb slow reader)

my Python textbook

the picture of dorian grey

random fanfics i love

currently watching:

Orange is the new black

Barry

currently consuming:

right now i’m having a smoothie

water

wish i was having DIET COKE

currently craving:

DIET COKE! 

rules: list five things you never get tired of writing. it can be tropes, themes, characters, phrases, whatever brings you joy. then tag five people!

1. LESBIANS!!!!!!

2. BISEXUALS!!!!!!!!!!

3. slightly spooky

4. PINING! PINIING! PINING!!! 

5. Dramatic irony

About Me

1. Are you named after anyone?

I actually named myself! I was 7, getting adopted, and i hated my birth name so i switched it to Julia (not named after anyone)

2. When was the last time you cried?

Yesterday during my singing lesson (i’m sorry K, i hope you read this and know i’m sorry lmfao). I cry a lot

3. Do you have kids?

nooooooooooo but i love kids and i love my niece and nephews.  someday i’d like to be a mom! 

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

Yeah but tbh i think it��s more like a teasing sarcasm. i don’t like to make people think they’re stupid 

5. What’s the first thing you notice about people?

How they’re feeling in a situation

sense of humor

6. What’s your eye colour?

Dark blue! Some people have asked me if I have brown eyes but only in dimly lit rooms lol.  

7. Scary movies or happy endings?

Scary movies with happy endings my beloved. Finding love despite the horrors. etc etc 

8. Any special talents?

Projecting myself onto characters

i’m not good at most things i do, but i have a talent for doing what makes me happy

9. Where were you born?

Germany!

10. What are your hobbies?

Writing music, novels, fanfic, and poetry

singing

gym

guitar

languages <3 (I speak Spanish fluently, ASL & French pretty okay, and a bit of german)

video games

crafty stuff (i used to crochet and knit a lot)

sewing! 

11. Have you any pets?

two kitties hehe. they’re under my “thea” and “dorito” tags. thea’s legal name is cool ranch. 

12. What sports do you play/have played?

just gym, no sport 

but also i did do cross country back in high school 

13. How tall are you?

I’m 6′ lmfao. I love being tall, it calls forth the short lesbians (this is a message to short lesbians to talk to me)

14. Favorite subject in school?

i liked math, which is ironic since i��m an editor/writer for work

15. Dream job?

I’m getting a master’s in software development rn, so i reeeeally want to create beautiful video games. 

Who I’m Tagging

Don’t feel any pressure to answer all or any of the questions! Love you guys <3

@castles-in-the-eyre @keyboardnonsense @asukiess @lesbitorte @fantasybuff3186 @juliuli @fragileizy @everythingisubtext @dorkylovespepsi @chatdc @talkstoself @doksangs 

[theyarebothgunshot]

My god I am SO GLAD YOU ARE ALL CAUGHT UP. So, yeah, sadly I had the same thought for a second but only a split-second like … what if jred just gets PETTY and outs them or does sth else fucked up?? Or like you said, does it as a heat of the moment kind of thing? Anyway also I need to hear more about what you think about J/2 fall out! I thought about it and I really agree that if nothing was going on, Jensen would have told Jared ahead of time like literally 5 minutes beforehand, right,?? but ALSO I feel like maybe Jensen didn’t think Jared would react so poorly??? Like lmfaoo? I don’t think any1 but the people involved knew (I’m 100% sure misha knew and is involved, I have to be for my hope to hold out) and that all the others like Ruth, Julie mcniven etc just went along with the joke cause they’re not so close to it and they were like! Cool I didn’t know this yeah I wanna be in it too! And Jared just took it personally (I mean I SLIGHTLY get it, I slightly do that it could be a shock without context and warning that your friend and costar of 15 years is reviving the show you did together without you like I can’t hate him for just being shocked BUT - And HUGE BUT why the fuck did he post abt it on Twitter? Like CALL him, call Danneel, idk … why tf would he go and say stuff like he’s gutted, et tu brute, and calling Robbie Thompson a COWARD ?? What tf is cowardly about any of this also that he deleted it MESSY, literally like stop for a SECOND and like get Jensen on the phone don’t do THAT skkkkdjhshs). So anyway. Can’t believe this mess. We thought it was crazy when the prequel news dropped and it just kept fucking spiraling out of control, when I tell you I was WHEEZINg to the point of almost crying when the Jared thing happened JUST BECAUSE I was like I cannot believe this keeps getting more insane. Literally wtf is happening!! Also the j/2s we’re so sick about it, I went to check the tag out of pure curiosity and I felt myself even feeling bad for them. Like, not even getting into the whole jred debacle I literally don’t care about him but just like imagine being on their side and THAT happening in front of your eyes knowing he didn’t even tell him and maybe they kinda hate each other now, rumors of unfollowing each other etc like DHJSJDJ. DAMN. But also i agree that the copypaste j/2s summoned this. Hate just can’t and won’t win, sorry lads. Any onslaught of j/2 copypaste and cockles hate WILL result in something cockles-positive, it‘s like the law of the universe at this point. We love to see it. -🐸

frog anon my beloved <3 always nice to have you in my inbox <3 i secretly subscribed to the j/2 fallout theory for a while already and only started to wonder if i was wrong when i saw them interacting during the online panel a few months ago, but now i'm sure that something happened between them. like. i am going through the j/2 fallout tag right now and it just all adds up tbh. he didn't even congratulate jensen on the win in january, nor did he post anything for his birthday, and now this. idk idk. i don't think they had a fight but i do think jensen is kinda done with some of his bs.

and yeh i get why jred would be upset that he didn't know anything about this, seeing as it was a show they BOTH were on for 15 years, but like you said, take it the fuck offline dude like wtf. especially the robbie tweet was like??? insane? anyways yeah i'm still not over it lmao

[bitchiha]

may i request kiba nsfw headcanons and kakashi smut also ily lizzie mwah :33

Kiba NSFW HC’s

A/N: ily too anon!! So this is obv the Kiba NSFW and I’m currently working on a Kakashi smut. Also I combined this request with another one which was asking for Kiba w a biting / marking kink and I think that’s pretty spot on for him so I’ll just add that here as well!

I DID NOT PROOFREAD SO IM SORRY IF THERE IS ERRORS I JUST NEED TO POST SOMETHING LOL

Okay first things first, Kiba does not know how to be gentle.. like this fucker will really try okay, like he’ll try and kiss you softly, but it just gets him all flustered and before you know it your lips are bruised again. Same thing with sex like omfg he tries to make it savoury but his instincts just kick in and now you’re all bruised on the inside. He feels so bad afterwards, but you kind of like it and he can’t help it.

He’s a possessive little shit sometimes too. Like one time when you came home you smelled like Naruto and it got Kiba so pissed off lol. He’s like, “where’ve you been?” And you tell him you went to get ramen with Naruto and he’s being too pissy about it, which just leads to him fucking Narutos scent off of you and a shir ton of hickeys. That drive just makes his thrusts 10 times more aggressive and like you’re so worn out after because like I said, he cannot be gentle with regular sex so imagine just imagine the jealous sex..

Because he’s so possessive he always leaves marks on you. Like if you’re not marked up after a good fucking is that really Kiba laying next to you?

His favourite spot to leave marks is on your thighs. Likes when you wear skirts and you move your legs a certain direction, accidentally letting a few hickeys peek out. He gets a kick out of watching your flustered face as you desperately try and cover them.

When he’s eating you out, leading up to it he does a real good number on your thighs. They’re so soft and squishy and he’s biting them and sucking and licking and just he loses track of time, but your whimpers always snap him out of it. Then he gets down to business. He does the same thing with your tits and sometimes you have to claw at him to stop because it’s way too stimulating. He can’t be gentle so he’s sucking and biting down on your nipples like there is no tomorrow. PLUS!! He’s really good at massages so if your tits are sore afterwards he’ll make sure to rub them real nice for you.

Also like.. after he’s already did a number on your chest and you’re going at it again (like literally the next day because Kibas libido is >>>>) wear a lacey bra. His head will explode. He will go feral. Like He goes to lift your shirt off your head and then he has to pause at the sight of your tits because wow. They’re covered by this really fucking hot lacey white bra and hes drooling over how it contrasts with the purple and red marks he left all over you.. yah he’s a goner <3

As much as Kiba loves lingère on you, you don’t wear it for him very often. This is strictly because he always ruins the pieces. Once you wore this really cute matching set of a purple bra and panties and kiba ribbed the panties off you. Like straight up ripped them off you. In the moment you didn’t care because right after he ripped them off his dick was fucking you senseless, but the next morning you were pissed. He even managed to shred up the back of your bra. Like he just got irritated with the clasp and scratched it off you.

He doesn’t think it’s a big deal, lingère is hot and it’s meant to be ripped off you, right? Plus you can always buy a new set.. but when you show him the price tag after you’ve dug it out of the garbage his eyes pop out of his head. Who knew that small amount of fabric could cost so much??

Jealous sex is always the best. He just gets so worked up and he can go on for hours. If you piss him off enough he’ll be into orgasm denial, but for the most part he’s trying to show you how much better he is than whoever you tried to provoke him with, so he’ll try and make you cum as much as possible.

Anyway, I think Kibas loud in bed. I mean like I think he’s just the type to not care how loud he is?? Like he’s just horny and the only thing he’s thinking about is you. He wants to make sure that you’re loud too though. Don’t hold them back girl, let him hear it. Or don’t and he’ll try like 100 times harder to make you moan.

He groans a lot, but he also says dirty shit too and like I don’t think he even cares how dirty it is. Also he has a thing for claiming too, so expect a lot of talk with regards to that. “Taking by dick so well baby, so eager for me to claim you?” “You’re all mine.”

Uhm tbh I think you could just lay down forever and let Kiba just go at it.. like he just has so much energy that he doesn’t mind expelling it onto you. Of course he wouldn’t mind if you returned the favour every so often. Like don’t get me wrong he loves getting his dick sucked. More than most boys do.. and he also likes if you want to ride him too. Riding him is the best treat ever, bonus if you wanna dig your nails into his shoulders or chest. But for the most part he doesn’t mind doing majority of the work. He likes going down on you or just treating you because he gets so excited at the noises you make.

Kibas an ass and tits man. You cannot and will not change my mind. He likes cumming on them too LMFAOO. Like ok he likes cumming in you a lot — he has a breeding kink, but if you’re not into it or he’s not in the mood he’ll just let his load off on your tits. It doesn’t matter if he’s hitting from the back because he’ll just flip you over and finish himself off. Your ass works too though. You’ll scold him for doing it sometimes because he likes to make sure it’s all over your tits or your ass, but he’ll just shrug at your scolding and give you a smirk.

Okay back to the breeding kink omg.. let me collect myself for a second here.. Kiba is a dirty talker okay, but when he’s really getting into his breeding kink his dirty talk turns kinda soft?? “Look how pretty you are all filled up.” “You’re so gorgeous like this, so ready to have my kids.” I mean.. That’s pretty fucking nice man, I feel like he may also manage to be a tad bit gentle when he’s getting into the whole breeding thing, just because the idea of you having his kids makes him soft, but it just depends on his mood tbh. Sometimes he just flips a switch and just goes for hours like he’s on some next feral bullshit and other times he takes it a little slower.

I don’t think this really makes sense and I don’t really have much to go off of to prove this point but.. I think he’d be good at aftercare? Like he would always have to shower you in complinments after, please give him some too, “that was great babe, you did really good, so good.” Then he’ll help you clean up. He ALWAYS and I mean ALWAYS, gets you a glass of water after sex. Probably drinks it halfway back to the bedroom and has to go and fill it up again, but the effort is what counts.

Uhm aftercare got me thinking of showers and now I think that he would also like shower sex. It’s kinda like what I said about kakashi in my NSFW headcanons for him, but I think Kiba would want to do it with you anywhere in your apartment: in the shower, on the bathroom sink, on the dinner table (WITH the dinner on it), on the coffee table, the couch... and do I really need to continue this? I think you all get it. It just ties into his claiming thing.

So when your friends are over and you’re eating snacks on the couch with pizza on the coffee table, it kinda makes him smirk because he’s like.. we did it on that coffee table lol

Also when either of you come home from mission, expect Kiba is gonna wanna fuck immediately. Like he’s not even halfway through the door but he’s taking his shirt off and telling you to do the same.

OKAY BUT HIS ORGASM FACE —

Ugh. Magnificent. Exquisite. Delectable. Like if he’s laying down, his head is titling back on the pillows, if he’s ontop his head is tilting down and all his fair falls in his face. He definitely squeezes his eyes shut and makes a little hissing sound, plus, he curses after. “Fuck, yeah right th-there.” “Shit, b-babe, I’m cumming.” Yes I believe he stutters when he cums. Don’t try me <3 AND ITS CUTE TOO. Okay also his mouth will fall open a little and it’s super hot because you can see his little canines peeking out.

This man

This man...

I am whore knee for this man.

[sincelight]

for the exo themed asks thing, do all of them. I’m nosy and I love you

shit alright i have nothing better to do anyway

1. bias and why? Baekhyun, and I’m still trying to figure out how it happened tbh

2. favorite line? (beagle line, maknae line, etc.) oh beagle line for sure, are you serious?

3. favorite exo bop? tough call, but i always get hype over power

4. favorite exo ballad? does wait count as a ballad? i dont care, my answer is wait

5. which exo member would you love to be best friends with? I think Kyungsoo. we’d just watch movies and eat all the time and I’m about that

6. which exo member would you love to date? none, hard pass on dating a famous person.

7. which exo member do you think you’d actually dislike if you knew them in real life?  suho but only because he’s always so embarrassing and I can’t handle it lmfaoo

8. which exo member is most like you? i think Baek and I are both equally loud and annoying. lil dumb, lil goofy, but loveable 

9. which exo members would make the best sub-unit in your opinion? Chanyeol, Kyungsoo, Baekhyun

10. which exo album is your favorite? first album repackage, definitely 

11. which exo album is your least favorite? while i love the song obsession, the rest of the album was just alright.

12. were you around when kris tao and luhan left exo and if yes, what was your reaction? kris and luhan were already gone by the time i got into exo. and when tao left i was still in the process of learning their names so i didn’t really care tbh

13. describe your bias in three emojis but...but im on my laptop. it would just be three hearts anyway 

14. what song got you into exo? overdose

15. did you watch the olympics closing ceremony live? i did! it was so cool to see them on tv

16. favorite episode of exo showtime? the one where they’re in the seperate rooms and have to all get the same answers to questions. only because of Baekhyun yelling HERE COMES TROUBLE, WOOO. kills me every time

17. opinion on exo next door its a fanficy fanservice show for us to watch and be like wow i wish i was that girl and it’s so cheesy but damn i loved when baek climbed on top of sehun.

18. studio albums or winter albums? studio albums because the teaser lead up is so exciting

19. favorite song off of the war? Chill

20. favorite solo song from any of the exo members? cry for love, that shit is perfection

21. favorite exo cbx song? blooming day

22. favorite song off of ex’act? i mean monster, come on

23. favorite repackage? first album

24. is your bias the same one as when you first starting listening to exo? if no, who was it before and why did it change? first it was jongin because of his white hair in overdose, then it changed to minseok for a bit. but then i started watching interviews and stuff and it was chanyeol because he’s so dumb. now it’s baek and i don’t know why but it is someone please help me.

25. exo song you love to dance to? lol dance, that’s cute

26. exo song that gives you all the feels? lucky, xoxo, 365, and peter pan all give me the same happy nostalgia because that’s the chunk of the concert i remember most. that section was just so cute and fun and i’ll never forget it

27. favorite song off of xoxo? 365

28. favorite song off of exodus? hurt. when that album came out minseok was still my bias so i fell in love with the song as soon as i heard the full thing because it was in his pathcode

29. favorite winter album? universe. every song on that album is *chefs kiss*

30. favorite vocalist? before baek’s new album i would have said chanyeol, but after all i got? baek’s got a fucking voice!

31. favorite rapper? i mean, chanyeol duh

32. favorite dancer? listen i know jongin is amazing and all, but i just like watching minseok move.

33. last exo song you listened to? i just listened to 365 after thinking about it a few answers back

34. do you read exo fic? if yes, rec some works and some writers! i do, not as often as i used to. every time im asked to rec something it’s always gonna be this one because i want everyone to read it

35. do you ship? name your ships if yes! oh, xiuhan i’ll never forget you. kaisoo, baekyeol, sebaek.

36. what would you tell your bias if you met them? “i’m so sorry” as i’m wiping my nervous vomit off his shoes?

37. how much exo merch do you have? light stick, bunch of albums, first box, a sweatshirt i got at exo’luxion

38. have you seen exo in concert? yep, twice!

39. universe or sing for you? universe! minseok’s part in the mv gets me emotional

40. kokobop or monster? monster

41. power or love me right? power mv, love me right song

42. how long have you been an exo fan? it feels like 50 years, but it’s been 7

43. favorite exo concept? honestly i was just a big fan of all the flowy like, hawaiian shirts during kokobop promotions

44. favorite photoshoot? am i supposed to know them by name? I liked the lucky one pictures? where sehun had the glasses and the dead eyes and jongin was blonde with the tattoo on his neck

45. share the first three exo-related pics you have saved on your phone/laptop

46. recommend some exo-themed blogs! no i don’t like tagging people i’ll pass

47. have you gotten anyone else in your life to listen to exo? my best friend’s gotten hype over a couple exo songs with me over the years

48. how does exo rank in comparison to other groups you like? what other groups? exo is king

49. favorite non-title track? i can’t decide between boomerang and gravity

50. favorite title track? my heart will always belong to overdose