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renohasbigtits · 4 years ago

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Oh my goodness those Ignis mpreg headcanons were so well written! I really enjoyed them they were really cute, if ya don’t mind me asking could you do Prompto next? I’ll leave all the details up to you but plz give us more uwu

Mpreg Prompto (Final Fantasy 15 Headcanons)

Omg ☺️ I’m glad you liked the Iggy one. Honestly While making the Ignis one, I was thinking about doing a Prompto Mpreg headcanon but I didn’t think someone would ask for a Prompto one.

But I will give the the people what they want!! PROMPTO MPREG!! Expect this to be very silly 🙃

Idk where this takes place, I’ll leave it to your imagination ;) just know that no ones dead! Yay everyone lives!!

One more thing: this does contain Mpreg (Male Pregnancy. Don’t like? Don’t read! Constructive feedback is welcome!)

• He’s a lot of things (being adorable cinnamon roll is one 🥰) but stupid isn’t one of them.

• he’ll noticed 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺 how he’s gaining weight and starts to become more insecure (someone hug him pls)

Minor Warning: mentions of eating disorder habits.

• he starts to exercise more but he pushes himself a little to far of what people consider “Normal” and stops eating around people. That caught Ignis’s eye.

• Ignis motherly instincts kick in (Noct ain’t his only kid ya know) he confronts Prompto’s lack of appetite but Prompto doubles down.

• Ignis asks Noctis to, as his Best Friend, To help Prompto. Noctis goes to talk to his Best Friend.

•Noct tries to talk to Prompto about his excessive exercise and seemingly lack of appetite but Noctis’s awkwardness and his unintentional nonchalant attitude, doesn’t help and Prompto just ignores his friends concerns.

•however, one day Prompto passes out while running and is rushed to the hospital.

•it’s only then, he’s given the shocking news; He’s Pregnant! Not just that, he’s already a month Pregnant!

•he’s in shock and disbelief at first. How could that happ-

•oh yeah he had sex (duh)

•to make a long story short, Prompto was at a party, met someone, was getting along great and...well yeah you guess the rest xD (tbh I’m not comfortable or good at describing sex scenes, so I’m not gonna torture you guys 😅)

•after that, Prompto never saw (or heard) from them again.

•Gladio was like “Welp, it least you got laid!”

• meanwhile Noctis and Ignis: 👨‍🦯👨‍🦯

•Now, in a hospital bed, with the news that he’s Pregnant, Prompto feels alone, confused and scared. So he, reluctantly, turns to his friends for help.

•Noctis jaw was on the floor, he wanted it to be a joke. It wasn’t a joke.

•Gladio was: 📉📈📉📈📉📈📉

•Ignis, being the most calmest and levelheaded, tells Prompto to try to contact the baby’s other parent (can you tell I’m trying to be gender neutral? What can I say I love my he’s, she’s, and they’s 🥰)

•this, however, proves to be a colossal failure, since Prompto doesn’t even remember their name!

•Out of stress Prompto begins to cry :’(

• Noctis finally sees the seriousness of the situation, promises his best friend to help him and be there for him.

•Ignis and Gladio as well! Yay Grandma and Grandpa!...I mean Uncles!!!

•One Month: Prompto begun to eat correctly again. He’s lucky that the baby wasn’t harmed.

•this poor boy...gets sick a lot!!

•morning sickness is his worst enemy!!!

• “Now I know what my Mom went through...”

• he has the most RANDOM cravings...poor Ignis.

•he has to make the weirdest shit for Prompto!

•it least he’s eating it, so it’s worth it...kinda.

•Noctis is very protective of his friend. He knows people can be... judge mental.

•if anyone gives Prompto weird looks or glares.

•Oh Hell No!

•Noctis ain’t having none of it!!

•he’ll glare at them back! “What? What the hell are you staring at?!”

•He almost fought someone.

•Gladio had to stop him, he’s making Prompto cry (and that shit ain’t acceptable)

•Ignis just sighs. (Being a single mother is hard guys)

• Second Month: Prompto’s belly keeps gets bigger. He proud and nervous. He feels like he’s getting fat.

•The Doctor assures him that he’s not getting fat, he’s womb is getting bigger, which means the baby is growing fine.

•plus his friends are the best support system!!!

•lris gets him baby clothes, baby toys, etc.

•you better believe he’s taking pics of his baby bump.

•not just because it’s adorable, but because he wants to document it! He wants to scrapbook it!! It’s one of his biggest projects and he wants it to be perfect!

•Third Month: he has to buy new clothes ;-; he’s already outgrowing the ones he has!

• Prompto’s insecurity: 📈📈📈

•Noctis still tries to fight ANYONE who even looks at Prompto.

•Even Gladio gets annoyed with Noct fighting people and arguing with security to not kick them out.

•”Noct stop trying to fight people or your getting nothing but vegetables!!!”

•oh and you just know Prompto is gonna buy some Chocobo plushies, he’s kid is gonna love Chocobo’s as much as he does!

•55% of the baby supplies is Chocobo related.

•Fouth Month: This is it. He finds out the baby’s gender!

•it takes a while cuz the baby was an awkward position.

•”poor little guy, he must feel uncomfortable as much as I do.”

•”she’s actually a girl, Prompto. Congrats it’s a Girl!”

•”AAHAHAAHAH! IT’S A GIRL!” lris had to scream that where Noctis, Gladio and “I haven’t had my Coffee yet” Ignis could hear.

•THAT’S IT! I’M MAKING IT’S A GIRL CAKE!!

•that’s how they celebrate the announcement of the baby’s gender.

•Noct wouldn’t admit it but he’s really excited to be an Uncle.

•Gladio and Ignis as well.

•however, Prompto does not have much experience with taking care of Babies, so he starts practicing.

•for the next couple months, he training to take care of baby.

•he gets better but he fears he won’t be a good father (or mother) to his unborn Daughter.

•he doesn’t want her to feel what he felt growing up; loneliness.

•he promises her that he’ll never let her feel alone. He wants her feel loved and safe.

Eight Months: She’s already kicking. Literally!

•Seriously, She’s the most active baby the Doctor’s ever seen!

•let’s hope she won’t be too energetic....

•lris decides to make a baby shower for Prompto. The plan is simple:

•Ignis makes the food. (So many new Recipeh’s)

•Noctis keeps Prompto distracted. It’s not that hard as it sounds, he takes Prompto to a Chocobo farm!

•all tho, Prompto can’t ride the Chocobros cause he might fall and hurt himself and his unborn daughter, but he’s really enjoying himself. The plan is going smoothly.

•meanwhile Gladio decorates with the material he’s given because Iris doesn’t trust him to bring his own.

•it’s small and not many people came but hey! It’s the thought that that counts.

•Noct gets a text to bring Prompto to the party. The plan is going great!

•Prompto was so moved by all the hard work and the effort his friends made, that he balled his eyes out.

•it went great! They eaten the delicious food (THATS IT! GRANDMA IGNIS ACTIVITY!)

•the gifts were adorable ☺️

•Noct’s gift (note: lris had to drag Noct to a baby store, so she and Noct could get a gift. Much to Noct’s embarrassment) was Rare Black Chocobo plush!

•it was so cute! (In a dark way)

•Gladio’s was an adorable baby book. (He would have gotten a book about Chocobos but they didn’t have any ;-;)

•Ignis’s was a strange one. It was a coffee maker.

•”Iggy...why would I need this l?”

•”Cause your gonna be up all night.”

•believe me. Ignis knows all to well.

•lris’s gift was an Moogle Plush.

•It went amazing! (Prompto got to take some left overs home)

•Nine Month: The last month. The doctor was put Prompto on bed rest. Don’t walk around too much, try to stay hydrated.

•Noctis has to come over to look after Prompto during the last days of his Pregnancy.

•to say Prompto is nervous would be an understatement!!

•he’s sooo scared to feel what labor is like. He knows it’s extremely painful. Yeah he’s having a c-section but....

•Wait! WHAT WILL THE C-SECTION FEEL LIKE?!?!?

•he wouldn’t have to wait long...

•during the night, Prompto was having a hard time sleeping, due to some back pain (you know where this is going...)

•trying to get up, Prompto feels something wet.

•”NOCT!”

•”what I was drea-“

•”Prompto...did your water break?!”

•”I-I don’t know!!”

•unsure what to do, Noct (panicking) calls Ignis.

•”IGGY! I THINK PROMPTO’S WATER BROKE? MAYBE? I DON’T KNOW!”

•”Noct, how about you call the midwife?” Said Ignis calmly. (Let me know if you got that joke 😉)

•Noct calls the midwife, she tell him to bring Prompto to the hospital.

•(weeeeeeeeee wooooooooooo 🚑)

•They figure out pretty quickly that, the baby is coming NOW!

•poor Noct, sitting in the waiting room with a pajama top on and unclean pants (no shoes btw) hoping that it would go well and nothing happen to Prompto and his niece.

•after for what seems like forever, A nurse comes out with a small bundle in his arms.

•”He wanted you to hold her.”

•Noct was stunned. In his arms with Prompto’s baby girl!

•and she was the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen!

•this tiny little thing, has his blond hair, blue eyes, even his freckles! She was the cutest thing ever!!

•Noct even shed a tear. He’s definitely not telling anyone about that.

30 Minutes Earlier

•Prompto just woken up. He passed out after he heard her cries.

•now, waking up; he wants to see his baby girl.

•once he sees her again, he basically falls in love all over again.

•Crying while her eyes were looking at his.

•”Hi there...nice to meet you.”

•She cooed in response. OMG.

•everyone else fell in love with her too.

•”She’s Adorable.”

•”hard to believe she’ll grow up so big.”

•she was basically welcome with open arms.

•over the years, shes basically a mini version of Prompto with a bit of a shy streak.

•he takes so.many.pics that she becomes camera shy.

•She LOVES chocobos and love to ride them with her Daddy ^^

•Noct is basically her second favorite person. She’s almost always falling asleep on him. He’s not complaining tho.

•btw, that Black Chocobo toy? It’s her absolute favorite.

•Ignis has to be her third favorite.

•she always refers to him as Mama Iggy. Much to Iggy’s embarrassment.

•She likes helping him cook. She’s a little mini helper and even passes out food. Ignis greatly appreciates the help.

•Gladio gives the best piggy back rides!

•she helps him a little with his exercise.

•Prompto and his Daughter are the closest you’ll ever see.

•she’s his rock and he’s her Father.

•When he finds out his origins and his “Father” he doubt downs to make sure he’s never like him. Period.

•After Noct disappears, She’s helps him get ready for Noctis’s eventual return.

•while getting stronger herself.

•When Noctis returns (and brings back the light) he’s shocked and happy to see that Prompto’s Daughter, has not changed much (besides age)

•she now helps around the Citadel.

•Prompto? Well

•Prompto is truly great full for having his daughter in his life.

•”Hey D/N?”

•”Yeah Dad?”

•”I love you.”

•”I love you too Dad.”

OMG! I did not expect this to be fucking long! 😅 well I hope I did this Justice. To who requested this, I hope you loved it!

I guess it turned more serious than silly huh? Welp, I still hoped you guys liked it!

Please Reblog!!

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moonraccoon-exe · 7 years ago

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The Chocobros going to the chocobo moogle carnival! (bonus if it's their first time attending one)

Actually, today was my very first time in the Chocobo Moogle carnival, as well! So I totally keep those bonus points. That you didn’t say were bonus points but I’m taking as bonus points anyway. Cause I can. Yay for first time in the carnival!

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The first impressions when walking up into the carnival.

Noctis:

“Wha- what is going on now…? Look at all these people…( ‘’’o﹏o)”

Gladio:

“HOORAY, this means a lot of food, yo, guys! Betcha all I’ll get more prizes than you. o(○｀ω´○)9 ”

Ignis:

“This seems like an unnecessary waste of money to me. But it does look like good entertainment. （￣︶￣）”

Prompto:

“AAAAAH, IT’S CHOCOBO HEAVEN, GUYS! (ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ”

They tried to stay together at first.

They failed.

But let’s see what they did manage to do together first.

There was a happy, calm walk of the four around Altissia to look around, entertained and satisfied enough with only that.

Noctis was asked by someone in a Moogle costume to go do the moogle dance.

Noctis…is not a good dancer.

Prompto recorded everything.

Ignis is trying not to laugh and failing a bit because

Gladio’s bursting in laughter.

“Enough, you all! -`д´- “

Noctis won’t get a break from the guys constantly bringing it up as they continue going around.

They’re still walking just to see what pops up.

PrompTO’S GASPING.

*GAAAAAAAAASP*

“GUYS”

“What is it!? Troubles!? The Empire!?”

“IT’S MOOGLE CHOCOBO CARNIVAL OUTFITS! ヽ（゜ロ゜；）ノ“

Ignis is in denial and lectures Prompto on how innapropiate and childish and silly that is and-

They end up buying identical outfits.

Ignis will never forgive them for making him wear that stupid hat with the fake pompom.

Ignis secretly loves his pompom hat.

There wasn’t a shirt Gladio’s size, but they still bought the biggest they found.

This is Gladio walking around in a tight crop top that’s not supposed to be a crop top.

It’s chocobo races.

Prompto wants to go first because he thinks he’s the best on it.

Prompto’s currently in the water. He fell off the chocobo mid-race.

They all insist Ignis gives it a go, but the man insist of refusing.

Ignis decides there will be no harm on trying once.

Ignis is not allowed back in the chocobo races because he just broke an impossible record and the kids are upset no one can beat it.

Do you have an idea of how many moogle theme stuff Gladio’s going to buy for Iris?

It’s ridiculous.

It was too much, Noctis has to start saving all the souvenirs in his magic storage.

The guys meet this guy that lost 15 baby chocobos and asks them to track them.

“CHOCOBO” (୨ ●ꇴ●)୨

That was Prompto.

The party is going around Altissia looking at stalls and chocobos and different stuff while keeping in mind they’re searching for the little fellas.

They find one and it goes fine! ^ᴗ^

They spotted the second one across the water and on a lower level than the one they were in.

Noctis suggested he warped to make it quicker.

Noctis took too long chasing the chocobo.

The guys decided to catch up with him.

They got lost.

Needless to say, when Noctis warped back they were gone.

While looking for Noctis, Prompto spots another chocobo.

Prompto’s tiptoeing towards it to catch it.

Gladio and Ignis are busy talking about what to do to find Noct to notice their other son friend is tiptoeing away.

Prompto ends up chasing the chocobo in silence for so long he doesn’t notice he goes too far away.

He gets lost.

It’s a mess.

Gladio and Ignis worry for a moment.

They get easily distracted with moogle-shaped and chocobo-shaped cotton candy.

They also get distracted at some game stalls in which Gladio’s endlessly breaking more records and winning endless plush toys and other souvenirs.

Ignis’ arms are full of stuff and toys.

They stop only for a moment while Gladio’s helping him with all the things.

“Hm��”

“What is it, Iggy?”

“You know, Prompto’s lost on his own…Noct is wandering around on his own as well…and we two are together looking for them, with you on the lead and I following close.”

“So?”

“It feels…oddly familiar.”

None of them can remember or say why, so they easily shrug it off and continue their oh so desperate seach for the other guys.

…they’re stopping at every game stall they find.

They’re also taking a gondola just to relax and stare at the beautiful city and carnival.

Day off from those two, thanks the astrals.

Noctis did try to look for the guys.

He ended up distracted cause a kid lost her ballons.

Noctis warped to recover them for her, but spotted another child in the same distress.

Noctis has somehow ended up gifting balloons.

“Isn’t this supposed to be somebody else’s work…?”

Noctis still tries to look for his friends.

He ended up too tired (mentally) to do that.

He’s too lazy for this shit.

Noctis is sat at a dock, fishing.

He doesn’t care anymore.

Prompto did catch that chocobo and made it return with the guy by the fountain.

Prompto tried going back on his steps to see if he found Gladio and Ignis, but no luck.

Prompto’s a bit stressed.

Prompto’s asking around if they’ve seen “A huge guy with a tiny shirt, a man of glasses with this ‘scary dad look’, or a black haired guy that can’t dance.”

Some people tell him Yes and send him places, but Prom doesn’t catch up in time with the others.

Prompto’s actually putting effort in looking for his friends.

But he’s very easily distracted by the baby chocobos.

His search for friends makes him inevitably walk up into the chocobos, and he loses time into catching them.

Prompto doesn’t know how to hold this many chocobos.

Prompto bought gyshals for them and gave each a try so they can stick to him without needing to carry them.

Prompto is currently walking around Altissia with a baby chocobo army walking behind him in a straight line.

Prompto became Chocobo mom.

Chocomom. Momcobo. He’s Mamocobo. Chocomama.

Hahaha, chocomama, that sounds like the worst Final Fantasy rapper name ever.

Prompto’s not noticing he’s become a main interest point.

This blond guy with this carnival outfit walking around with like 10 baby chocobos walking behind him all lined up, omg, mom, take a picture! .A.

Prompto really is trying to find his friends, but now he’s also distracted by the people that walk up to him asking for photos.

Prompto spots Noctis later on.

The man already caught 20 fishes, 15 of which had prizes to them.

Prompto was so excited about finding him that he didn’t stop to think Noctis could warp towards him safely.

Instead, Prom threw himself to the water and swam over to him.

The chocobos are following.

They swim better than Prom, tbh.

Noct and Prom team up and start looking for the other pair.

They’re distracted by this guy in chocobo costume that asks Noct to do the chocobo dance.

“Why do they always ask me…?”

Prompto just recorded that too.

Noctis really can’t dance.

Prompto’s taking his turn.

The guy is ROCKING the chocobo dance.

Prompto’s adding his own movements.

Prompto just became main attraction again, dancing professionally with the guy in chocobo costume, with these other 14 chocobos around him.

“We’re supposed to be undercover, you know that, Prom?”

“And we are doing a FANTASTIC JOB! ╰(・∇・╰) “

Prompto really hasn’t noticed he’s like the star of the carnival.

Noctis is recovering balloons for so many kids, somebody help this man.

They find and chase the 15th chocobo.

It was a mess.

They ran, fell, stumbled, screamed, ran into glass doors, against walls, Noctis fell off a bridge into the water, Prompto ended up hanging from an edge, and the chocobo is enjoying of this.

But, hair messed, a hat lost, dirty and bruised, they recover the damn little ass.

They go give it back to the fountain guy, hoping maybe Gladio and Ignis are waiting there.

They weren’t.

The guy was grateful and gave them tokens, but Prom is just SO SAD right now.

The chocobos were so cute, he was Chocomom for a day, he misses the little idiots. (◞‸◟；)

Noctis feels bad for him.

Noctis is taking him to see the big chocobos.

Prompto’s frantically taking photos of everything, lots of selfies with Noct and chocobos, and enjoying of the sight.

“CHO CO BO HEAVEEEEEN ヽ(´∇｀)ﾉ”

Noctis tries to be the best friend and win a chocobo plush for Prom.

It’s a shooting game, you can’t expect Prom to stay still.

By the time Noct wins the chocobo plush for his friend and turns to see him, Prom just won 10 of those for himself.

It’s getting late, so they decide to keep looking for Gladio and Ignis.

Prom and Noct, still messed, soaked, dirty and bruised, catch up with them.

They’re in a restaurant.

Ignis is smiling.

Gladio’s busy chomping and chowing down this huge dish, while Ignis watches him saying something about being “impressed, this is your fifth dish, I’m not sure if I should be amazed or terrified”.

“…hey, guys.”

Gladio and Ignis turn to look at them and entirely freeze.

Gladio has this huge trail of noodles hanging from his mouth.

There’s an awkward silence.

Noct and Prom look at the huge bag filled of toys and badges, at Ignis hugged to this moogle toy, wearing a pair of toy, huge ass chocobo glasses, a bigger pompom hat, funny moogle face paint, and Gladio still with half-his-bite hanging from his mouth, bigger hat as well, brand new shirt, chocobo face paint and the hair braided with flowers.

“…a-ah, Noct, Prompto, we were so worried… (⌐▨_▨) ”

“Yeah, it looks like you were exhaustingly looking for us.”

“Oh yes, you have no idea, thank the gods we found you already.”

“Ignis, WE found you two.”

“AND in case you’re wondering, we fell into the water, got lost, wandered alone, chased a chocobo that made us run into walls and fall off bridges, while we’ve been looking for you two this entire time.”

There’s an awkward silence.

“Oh yes, we…were desperately looking for you two as well. We…won these…this is…all these are…to…sell…so we could set Missing posters up and…the dinner is…because…we were so worried…that…Gladio almost passes from the worry, and needed some-”

“The time is still counting, gentleman! You’ll be the first to finish the trial of all five dishes in only an hour and earn this dinner all for FREE! Don’t stop!”

Ignis is staring at the waiter in silence.

There’s awkward silence.

“…we may have gotten a little distracted, I admit.”

Gladio and Ignis spent the entire evening very nicely, tbh.

Well, the guys are reunited now.

So it’s time to visit THE ARENA!

Gladio’s first to try the one game of hitting the cactuar (sorry, non-english speaker here, not sure what the game’s called for you).

Gladio thinks it’s going to be easy.

Gladio requested they set the REAL cactuar and not the one for fair display.

Ignis is currently attending a 1000-needleed Gladio.

Noct tried with the for-entertainment-use catcuar.

He damn rocked the game.

The shooting game.

Of course, the guys sent their best player.

PromptO’S ROCKING THE DAMN GAME

Maybe he got a bit too excited.

Maybe he just broke the mechanism out of excitement and accident.

BUT he won candies for all the gang!

Prompto’s going to be taking selfies of all four of them across the evening/night.

They’re having so much fun, omg, Square Enix, please let them be this happy forever.

Prompto’s also taking pics of them while they’re not seeing.

He likes to capture the real reactions/emotions.

He has this picture sequence,

Noct is smiling to the camera, Gladio’s giving his back.

Gladio’s turning around.

Gladio’s accidentally hitting Noct with the huge bag he’s carrying with souvenirs and toys.

Noct is falling back and Gladio’s waving at the camera.

Next picture is Gladio alone dropping the bag and trying to catch Noctis, who’s missing in the photo except for the tip of his foot that’s poking from behind the edge of the bridge.

Next picture is Gladio’s butt and legs at the edge of the bridge.

Next picture is nothing.

Next picture is Ignis laughing and pointing at Gladio and Noctis coming out of the water in the background.

Next photo is a selfie of Prom and Ignis laughing and pointing at Gladio and Noct still in background unaware of the photo, arguing.

These guys are a mess.

The fireworks!

The guys are pretty excited, sharing convos on the experience of the day.

Ignis is cleaning his glasses during all the gondola ride even though they’re already perfectly clean.

He doesn’t want to miss a single detail of the colors and lights.

The fireworks start.

The chocobros sometimes laugh in awe or clap or let out a little ‘Wow’, but there’s almost no words sharing between them.

Too busy looking at the stunning fireworks.

Prompto takes his camera out, but stops midway through putting it up.

Prompto snapped a picture of the fireworks, an individual photo for each of them, one of the bros without him, and a selfie of them all.

But that’s it, he put the camera away.

“Oii, Prompto” it’s Gladio speaking “this is so good, I’d thought you’d be dying to take photos of every second.”

“Nah, man. These are enough. I’d like to look at them myself, now. :)”

The chocobros are all in the most comfortable and bonding silence, looking up at the sky.

It’s stunning.

Best damn day EVER.

Lots of fun for the Chocoband! ヽ(´∇｀)ﾉ

#chocobros #moogle chocobo carnival #ignis #noctis #prompto #gladio #headcanons #i guess?#ffxv #final fantasy xv

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domesticfluffsimulator · 7 years ago

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Actually look at this bc I can’t handle my own mortification

Of the published works:

Leviathan (FR): ~65% done / (EN): ~30% done (translation)

A Titanic AU with Noctis as Rose, Prompto as Jack, Gladio as Fabrizio and Ignis being completely done with everyone’s shit. First draft and most of the work is already done on this so I just need to finish the french version and translate it all.

Places we weren’t meant to go: 85% done

Prompto accidentally sends Noctis a dick pic but things don’t go as badly as he thought. I just need to push myself through the last part tbh.

Le Mariage Anglais: ~10% ?

Lucis loses the war, but Noctis is wed to Ravus instead of Luna. I have to build a correct prompt for this and probably edit the last published chapters because I hate them.

Of the works that aren’t published yet:

Oracle!Ignis:

After following Ardyn and seeing Noctis enter the crystal, Ignis starts manifesting symptoms of a higher power. I have a rough outline and the beginning of a chapter, I’m going slowly because I’m very careful about the atmosphere.

Hardware Store/Sex Shop Promptis AU:

Prompto is a nerd who never gets out of the house and doesn’t know the hardware store he buys all his computer pieces is a cover for an online sex-shop. Noctis, his neighbours, becomes really unsettled by the number of packages that accidentally arrives in his mailbox. It’s half-written and I only have to finish it tbh I’m just lazy.

Chocobo!Farmer Prompto:

It’s basically a “what if Prompto had not reached Insomnia and had been adopted by Wiz instad?” thing. I’ve promised this to a friend on tumblr, I have the beginning of a first draft and only a vague idea where I’m going.

Hierogamy AU:

Based on the anon ask I got for the minifics about Noctis forging the covenants by having sex with the Messengers. I realized I could use the excuse to build an entire AU with ritual sex so that’s what I’m doing. I’m in the research and worldbuilding phase and I only have a vague idea where it’s going for now tbh but like, less vague than the rest.

Hanahaki Ravnoct AU:

Again, minifics that got out of hand, it’s a “Lucis wins the war” AU where Noctis goes back to Tenebrae as an adult and Ravus develops the biggest crush on him. I have the worldbuilding mostly ready and a not-so-vague idea where I’m going, except I’m still not sure about the general atmosphere I want.

FMA AU:

Self-explanatory really, the worldbuilding was honestly surprisingly easy and I have a vague outline but I still haven’t thought about it hard enough to pretend I know what I’m doing here.

Vampire AU:

Honestly I’m still in the research and worldbuilding phase and I haven’t even got a plot yet. And don’t expect one soon.

Luna and Noctis as hunters:

I really really liked this suggestion last time and I want to build a fun post-apocalyptic kind of world but I have no real plot. Or worldbuilding, for that matter.

Why do I only ever want to write complicated AUs, huh. Why can’t I be a basic bitch and write simple cute romance like everyone else. Why

I have written down the list of fics

I’m scared to share it I am not sure I’m ready for that kind of commitment

#birb talking #fics

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moonraccoon-exe · 7 years ago

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Hullo! o/ Chocobros meets smol Ardyn anon here. I have another potentially fun request for you. How about Cor having to deal with smol Regis and gang? Or the bros reacting to them being smol. You can decide which one to do. :'D Thank you in advance!

Hallo! I’m sorry for taking so long. I’ve been constantly thinking on this and I think I’ll do both XD Apologies in advance for grammar mistakes, this isn’t second-read.

Let’s see what happens!

Everyone beware…

Cor deals with the rest of the Accordo Squad turned Smol, & bonus with The chocobros meet the complete Smol Accordo Squad (that means, yes, there is smol Cor too)

Let’s look for an excuse clarify; the baby/smol form is result of a status ailment.

For some reason (it’s Regis’ fault), the Accordo Squad decided to meet again for “the same of old days”.

So there goes the Accordo Team, on for a little journey for mere fun in the wild.

There’s this moment in which they’re making fun of Cor because he’s the youngest and back in the old days he was fifteen, so there where the rest had beards or adult height or an ID, Cor was this lanky teen.

They start treating him and speaking to him like he’s a baby, pinching cheeks and doing baby voice and all.

Mixing the words Cor and Baby, Cid has come up with the name “Corby” and they won’t stop calling him that.

There’s a point where they stumble upon this daemon they’ve never seen before and before they rush into action, Clarus pulls Cor back to their hideout behind a rock like

“Leave this to the adults, baby Cor.”

“FINE, go see how you handle it yourselves. Without me you all turn into a real mess of babies.”

Cor waits there but when he hears things get bad he jumps to action and kills the daemon, careful not to touch the cloud of steam it left behind, and nervously waiting for his teammates to come out of it.

When the cloud fades, there’s nothing but their clothes OHFUCK

But then Cor sees movements under the clothes and from under them four goddamn babies crawl out all confused and OH FUCK.

Tbh Cor just stands there and watches the babies.

“…this isn’t what I meant with ‘turn into babies’.”

Welp, Cor has no option but to deal with them:

Cor is currently trying to figure a way of herding four babies at once.

He doesn’t want to carry any of them.

Cor’s pretty sure the guys are conscious and will remember and will make fun of him for the rest of his life, and he won’t give them the pleasure.

He’s trying to keep them in a pack and making them crawl in the same direction.

Doesn’t work.

Baby Weskham sits there watching him, but Baby Cid is pretty SURE he saw a bunny so he’s furiously crawling after it.

Baby Regis just accidentally poked his eye with the cane and baby Clarus is hitting the cane for hitting his best friend and making him cry >:’(

Cor recovers baby Cid but now baby Regis just damn disappeared and, ofc, so did baby Clarus

“WESKHAM WHERE DID THEY GO!?”

Baby Weskham tilts the head with an adorable baby noise of question.

Baby Weskham is confused.

Cor drops baby Cid to go look for the other two.

Cor ends up carrying all four babies at once because this is a mess.

There’s baby Weskham and baby Regis each in an arm.

Baby Clarus is on his head.

Baby Cid is thrown onto his shoulder.

Cor tried phoning Monica to come save him (because Cid had the brilliant idea of HEY what about we go by feet!? So there’s no car he can use to return home).

Monica hung up on him when he told her “The guys just turned into babies”.

Also his phone died after that call.

Cor has no option but to deal with the babies until he finds somebody that could help him.

Cor had to go buy baby clothes.

The cashier kept staring at him because he was still carrying all four babies like that. They’re nude.

“…wow…y-your…your wife gave birth to four at once…”

“Oh. I…I have no- these are not my children.”

The cashier is terrified.

Actually, Cor isn’t bad at parenting; he had practice with the baby chocobros back in the days, so he knows how to put diapers on them.

The problem is making the four stay still while he does.

Weskham is a treasure that doesn’t move.

Cid and Regis…*defeated sigh*

Clarus is troubles too, but Regis is worse than he is.

“I thought I was done when your children grew up, I don’t have the patience for this shit anymore.”

It’s four babies, please understand Cor.

There goes Cor the Immortal Nanny, carrying two babies on the back and two more on the front.

At first he had put Clarus and Regis together and Cid and Weksham together, but had to rearrange;

Baby Cid insisted on smacking baby Weskham until provoking him and both started fighting.

Baby Regis insisted on doing pranks or trying to escape from the carrier and baby Clarus always helped him.

Weskham and Regis together works better, even though baby Regis insists on trying to escape. Good baby Weskham always stops him.

Baby Clarus and baby Cid insist on fighting, though.

Cor made the mistake of walking in front of a toy store.

You should have heard the massive collective baby scream when he did.

All four babies looked at the things on display window and went

“*BABY GASP* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! (」°ロ°)」 “

Cor had no option but go inside because none of them would shut the fuck up.

People stare at Cor every time he nags Regis because all they see is this stressed father calling his baby by “your Majesty” ｡ﾟ(TヮT)ﾟ｡

He’s nagging him because baby Regis insists on pushing things off the shelves.

Baby Cid helps him.

Cor ends up bugyin onesies and toys for them because the babies insisted and he wants them to shut up.

There goes Cor carrying with baby Regis in his carbuncle onesie hugged to a moogle, baby Clarus in a moogle onesie hugged to a chocobo, baby Cid in a chocobo onesie hugged to a cactuar, and coeurl Weskham hugged to a carbuncle.

Cor camps with them.

Cor thinks the babies are doing some daemonic ritual because they’re in their onesies dancing around the fire singing uncontrollably.

They can’t even speak, it’s just bambling as they sing.

Cor’s sat there like (눈_눈)

Cor had to chase them around for a good couple hours before they fell asleep.

Baby Cid insists on stealing Cor’s stuff and running nowhere at all (also falling at times).

Baby Weskham, as calm, is also dramatically curious so he saw a butterfly and crawled away of camp to chase it.

Baby Regis is a chaos.

Baby Regis insists on stealing Cor’s stuff,run away from camp, hide, throw things at Cor, and poking the others.

Baby Clarus follows him either to help him do his pranks or to take care of him.

Cor recovers a baby just to be thrown a spoon by another,recovers another and the first already escaped again.

“Their ritual dance around the fire was better, dammit.”

Three of the babies already understood (even though baby Cid had to be nagged and is currently sat there all grumpy), but baby Regis is A CHAOTHIC MESS.

Cor is tired of his shit.

Cor is carrying him by the ankle, upside-down

“MOTHER OF SHIVA,REGIS LUCIS CAELUM, CAN YOU PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELF FOR ONCE!? >:(”

Baby Regis peed on him.

It was on purpose.

The babies went to sleep and they’re al cuddled up and it’s disgustingly adorable, Cor can’t be mad at them.

Cor thought it’d be a good idea to throw baby Weskham in the air for fun.

Bad idea; now all four babies are bouncing around him so he carries them and throws them up.

The first hour goes cool but it’s gets easily boring to Cor.

After the first hour he starts to get tired.

“Listen, I’m 45. I can’t do this all day like I’m 29.”

Shut the f*ck up , Cor, they still want to have fun.

Baby Clarus ended up throwing up.

“Ha ha, weak.”

Cor’s having fun because for once he’s the oldest and the gang are literally babies.

Cor’s laughing at them all the time.

Baby Cid was waddling around and fell on his tummy.

“Ha ha, idiot.”

Baby Weskham tried Cor’s shoes on and ignored they’re like GIANT and tried to tie them but had no idea how to.

“Hahaha, you dumbass.”

Baby Clarus sneezed so loud he scared himself.

“Hahahahahha, you’re so stupid.”

Baby Regis was sat there looking at a butterfly all like .A. “woaaaaah” and when it flew past his head he tried to keep looking throwing the head back instead of turning around, and he fell backwards.

“Hahahahahahahaha, you’re so stupid ｡ﾟ(TヮT)ﾟ｡ “

Baby Regis tried taking Cor’s katana.

It’s disgustingly adorable, baby Regis is like TINY, the tiniest of the smol gang, and the katana is so giant to him but he’s carrying it around from a tip.

Don’t worry, Cor’s making sure nobody unsheathes that by accident.

Cor has rented a car.

Baby Weskham gets the passenger seat because he’s a treasure that doesn’t cause much trouble.

Look at baby Weskham sat there so miniature with the seatbelt on and it’s too big on him, oajdsdof, literally only the strap that goes to the waist works on him.

Cor has no baby seats okay

The other three are at the backseats and, as they cannot poke the heads out the windows and as they can’t go to the front because Cor stops them when they try, they need to find a new entertainment.

Baby Regis, Clarus and Cid are fighting each other.

Baby Regis started.

Regis, calm tf down.

Cor’s watching from time to time on the rearview mirror.

Watching these three murdering each other is fun.

Goddammit Cor needs to record this somehow before the status fades.

Cor had a terrible idea.

You can’t stop Cor.

Cor is camping and just set his own game of Baby Fights.

The baby that wins earns this big chocobo plush.

Cor’s basically putting two babies in front of each other and watching them fight.

He’s laughing.

The babies do only harmless attacks like smacking each other or shoving back and they cry at the smallest of hits.

This is sweet revenge.

“Who’s a baby now?”

Don’t worry, Cor’s making sure none of them is really hurt.

Baby Clarus won.

Baby Weskham won’t talk to baby Clarus for the rest of the night.

Baby Cid is throwing things at baby Clarus.

Baby Regis is trying to steal the plush, ends up feeling guilty and returns it on free will to baby Clarus. And then steals it again.

Cor woke up to baby Weskham smacking his face.

Baby Weskham is quiet but still troubles if he wants.

Cor finally gets to Cape Caem where Monica’s at.

“Hey, Cor, where are the…”

“…”

“…Cor, I don’t want to question you but why are you carrying with FOUR BABIES”

See, Monica wouldn’t have believed about the status ailment hadn’t Cor brought them to her.

Guess who arrived at Caem by the time?

Here come the chocobros!

They tasked the chocobros to look after these babies (didn’t tell them who they were) until they came back; Cor wants to show Monica the daemon that did that, see if they spot one nearby.

That night Monica returned with a naked baby and Cor was missing.

“…yes, you see, it’s a funny story”.

Monica explained who these five babies are.

“THEY ARE WHO!?”

“Oh look at the hour, I promised someone I’d see them by now, I leave it in your hands, bye”

Monica never came back.

Here we see it, four young adults that can barely survive on their own, parenting parents.

It was a mess at fist.

Noctis went nuts

“THIS IS MY DAD!? THIS IS MY DAD!?!?!”

Noctis is holding baby Regis in his hands all like .A.

As soon as he held him, baby Regis went all

“*HAPPIEST OF BABY NOISES* AAAAH! (o´▽`o)｡o○♡“

Doing grabby hands at Noctis and legs happily swinging around.

The chocobros all had to gather around to see him because literally nobody has ever seen a happier baby than this one LOOK AT THOSE GIANT BLUE EYES SPARKLING AND THE WAY HE GIGGLES IT’S ADORABLE.

Baby Regis won’t leave Noctis alone from now on

If Noct puts him down, baby Regis will crawl or waddle after him.

Prompto went fanboy mode when he saw baby Cor.

“GUYS LOOOOK IT’S COOOOR! AAAH, HE’S SO TINY! (ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ“

Cor’s trying to hide behind his hands in embarrassment.

Nope. That only makes Prompto happier.

Prompto won’t let go of baby Cor for the rest of the status ailment.

Smol Cid is also particularly fond of Prompto.

Must be his guns.

Baby Cid is always touching and patting Prompto’s guns.

(don’t worry, Prom locked them)

Ignis and baby Weskham are particularly fond of each other.

Ignis is all

“Ah. This is what I talked about. Finally an adult that’s got common sense and understands the quiet. Please do not eat that ant.”

Gladio’s looking after his dad.

“So this is what you looked like when you were a baby, huh. You’re like a wet potato.”

“You know, Gladio, my dad once told me you looked exactly the same than Clarus when you were a baby.”

“…a very handsome wet potato”

Gladio’s just looking at baby Clarus all the time.

On a side, he wants to pick baby Clarus and use him like a toy airplane for fun.

On the other side, what if he’s conscious and won’t forget when he goes back to adult?

Gladio can’t risk that.

He’s just going to stare at baby Clarus all the time.

Baby Clarus is staring back at times.

Baby Cid likes to bite Prompto’s hair.

Baby Weskham likes to look at Ignis’ recipes notebook.

Ignis likes to read what it says to him.

Baby Weskham has huge adorable baby eyes and he sits there super curious and quiet watching all the letters and drawings.

Baby Cor was too shy at first, but Prom ended up finding a way to make him laugh.

Baby Cor’s tiny shy giggle is the CUTEST THING EVER.

Regis is still following Noctis and making grabby hands athim.

Baby Regis wants to be hugged all the time. By Noct, that is.

Prom one day was like

“I had an idea,what about we dress them like their adult selves but with clothes their size? I know it may be a stupid idea, I’m sorry…”

Everyone was quiet for a while.

There are the chocobros, each carrying their respective baby (Prom carries with two), into every shop for baby clothes and disguises they find to complete their attires.

Noct feels observed out there carrying with baby Regis.

Noct is by far the most nervous of them all.

“WOW, your baby has HUGE and beautiful eyes!”

“Oh, that’snotmybaby, it’s not- ahaha, no, this is not my baby, this is my dad.”

The random lady is staring at Noctis like (・_・;)

There’s a super awkward silence and Gladio decides to take Noctis somewhere else before he screws up more.

“GUYS I FOUND A HAT LIKE COR’S OLD ONE (*ﾉ▽ﾉ)”

“PUT IT ON HIM, PUT IT ON HIM!”

They put the hat on baby Cor’s head.

It’s too big.

It falls and covers baby Cor’s face.

Baby Cor’s pushing it up and looking up at them.

“*collective loud ‘Aaaawww’*”

When they return they start dressing up the babies.

There’s baby Cid with his hat.

Baby Weskham in his vest and even a miniature fake monocle.

Baby Cor with his hat and a miniature toy sword.

Baby Regis with his cape and king attire miniature size.

Baby Clarus with his cape and a toy shield.

The chocobros are all staring and fanboying.

They’ve gone entire fanboy mode, you can’t revert it.

They’re arguing over which baby is the cutest.

This is destroying friendships.

The chocobros are starting to have a blast with the babies.

Please don’t let them, they’re going to go into stupid mode.

Thankfully enough, the status ailment reverts at some point before the guys can think about any stupid thing.

Funny enough for us, the Accordo Squad remembers everything.

They thank the chocobros for the attention and each teams decide to split because it’s awkward to look at each other to the eyes.

The Accordo Team are laughing and having fun talking about this mess.

“You do have to say, they did a particular good job on my attire. I looked the cutest.”

“What? You’re nuts, Wesky. Obviously I looked the cutest.”

“Come now, you’re talking in front of the king. It’s clear I was the cutest.”

“No way, Regis, I even had a toy shield. I am the cutest.”

“Well, I do have to say I’m the youngest, am I not? You’ve always treated me like a baby so that means, by logic, that I am the cutest.”

The Accordo team are now arguing over who’s the most adorable.

You know what, I think they still have no idea how to adult in life.

And this are the adorable and hilarious adventures of Smol Accordo Squad. (ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ

#this was fun #baby accordo squad is the shit

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moonraccoon-exe · 7 years ago

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You know one of those status ailments where they turn into toads? What if one day they found this new creature that turna them into babies instead and surprise surprise that thing got Noct and Prompto. So while trying to figure out the cure for this Ignis and Gladio have to deal with two cute babies (which I think Noct will remain the same cause no matter how old is he, he's still *ignis's* a baby.) Lol it would a bit chaotic dont you think?

That would be MAXIMUM FLUFF.

Omg anon you triggered me, like asjkfdkslf, ahaha, it’d be hilarious and so cuuuute, listen:

When battle’s done Ignis and Gladio just look at the babies and they’re like “Rly? -///-”, and Ignis suggests they wait, and maybe the status will go on its own, like the toad one.

Turns out it does not, so after a good two hours standing there Ignis reaches down and picks baby Noctis to his arms like “Well, we shall wait in a safer spot. Let’s move; take Prompto.”

“You mean as in carry him?”

Gladio’s not happy with the idea of carrying any of the babies but Ignis’ glaring at him so he’s left with no option.

He picks baby Prompto by a leg, btw, and carries him like that the entire time until Ignis notices and loses his shit.

When they get to a haven Ignis carefully sits Noctis down and tries to adapt his shirt, still adult sized, so it can be some sort of onesie.

Gladio’s just carrying Prompto and glaring at him all like

“You don’t fool me, smartass. You’re conscious and act like you’re really a baby just to get spoiled.”

Prompto pees on him.

“…you son of a bitch.”

They have to get some sleep, but the status doesn’t fade even overnight.

Gladio and Ignis didn’t think a baby could be troubles until it was time to sleep and both babies did not stop crying, rolling around, toying with the grown-ups’ eyelids and trying to sneak out the tent.

“Your highness, please, stop. Stay here. Sleep. Your- Noct, no, that’s enough. Prompto, don’t- Astrals, Gladiolus, help me.”

Gladio’s snorting and hiding under the pillow because HE WANTS SOME SLEEP DAMMIT.

The status stays like that even the following day so the grown-ups have to carry them around looking for an answer.

Ignis carefully found a way to carry Noctis on his back, wrapped in his coat.

Gladio’s still carrying Prompto by a leg.

They end up buying carry bags.

Gladio’s a bit embarrassed at first, tbh, but Ignis seems to be ecstatic and just dissimulating and trying to seem uninterested.

First time the babies poo, lmao

“AAAAAAH, IGGGGNIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSS DO SOMETHING”

“What happened!? Is anybody hurt!?”

“AGH NO IT’S MUCH WORSE, PROMPTO DID THE THING IN HIS DIAPER OHMYGOD LOOK AT-UGH NO, I CAN’T- I’M OUTTA HERE”

So they enter a paranoid mess of

“YOU CHANGE HIM. NO, YOU CHANGE HIM. YOU’RE MORE USED TO THIS, YOU USED TO CHANGE IRIS’ DIAPERS. OHMYGOD IGNIS THAT WAS YEARS AGO.”

They ended up calling for Cor.

Cor, embarrassed, sighs and uses his master skills for treating with babies.

“I thought I was done with you years ago….”

Cor ends up teaching them how to change diapers, hold the babies properly, and all that’s needed.

Gladio and Ignis constantly go to all stores to try many options on the babies to get rid of the status that’s lasted days already.

Lmao imagine if anybody recognized them AHAHAHA

Like they turn on the radio one day and it’s the news like

“In other news, some civilians have a testimony- they say that they saw the sworn shield of our missing prince Noctis Gladiolus Amicitia and adviser Ignis Scientia in a store at Old Lestallum together. And not only that, but they were also carrying, pay attention, a pair of adorable baby kids. Here you have the photo on screen for those of you watching us on TV. Who would have thought. This has made the rumors of a possible relationship between the two rocket up, to the point people believe that not only are the once-royal Amicitia and Scientia together but have also taken their time to form a family of their own, just months after the Fall of Insomnia. What are your thoughts, we’d like to hear, you can phone at (x) phone number or tweet us, Hashtag AmicitiaScientia and Hashtag AmicitiaScientiaFamily.

Gladio’s a bit embarrassed, and Ignis’ hiding his face in his hands.

Most tweets will go on “I KNEW IT” which will just embarrass Ignis even more.

“Noctis, please, stop being so picky, you’re a baby, you should be eating everything, even what you shouldn’t, don’t do this to me.”

Constant married-couple-like fights between the two friends.

“He doesn’t like the one with cranberries, leave it. It’s food for the babies, Gladiolus, not for us.” - “Ignis Scientia, I told you multiple times to get (X) size of diapers, and what does this tag say? Ah, I thought so.” “Gladiolus Amicitia, did you use my spoon to feed him? Omg, you’re a pain in the ass.”

When days pass and Gladio notices the babies are really not their 20-y.o. conscious, the starts enjoying of this.

Gladio’s taken charge of Prompto’s camera and has overloaded the memory card with photos of the babies.

He enjoys putting signs on the babies (because they can’t read) and snap pics.

Noctis has a photo of him laughing while sat in front of a paper that said “Fuckboy”.

Prompto has a photo of him laughing, sat on Ignis’ face when the man had been mid-sleep.

THE JOURNEYS ON THE REGALIA.

Like they had no money or time to buy baby seats so Gladio has to sit on the back to take care of the two.

He, the wild man he is, enjoys taking the babies by the clothes and putting them up on the air while the Regalia moves.

“GLADIOLUS SIT THAT BABY WITH YOU NOW, STOP, HE’S NOT SUPPOSED TO- OHMYGOD, SIT HIM DOWN ALREADY.”

Nah, Gladio will enjoy lifting them both on the air.

The babies laugh the entire time, and complain if Gladio sits them down.

Ignis had tried putting the roof on, but Gladio would just hold them outside the window, which was worse, so Ignis ended giving up and letting him do that.

At first it’s a big ass mess, but the guys end up enjoying of it.

Gladio has constantly walked in on Ignis humming or singing to baby Noctis while carrying him to his shoulder, so well and carefully held that Ignis looks as if though this is not his first time being nanny.

First time Gladio walked in on that, he stayed slightly away as if to give them privacy, but he was too amazed by Ignis’ perfect and natural fatherly being that he can’t look away.

The babies insist on not letting them sleep and pat them on the face at 4 a.m.

“Uh…Iggy…your sons are calling…”

“Before dawn, they are YOUR sons.”

Hashtag that was a Disney reference, ten points to myself.

Gladio constantly throws the babies in the air…and remember, Gladio’s STRONG, so the babies go fast and really high up and are a mess of laughter.

So Ignis is constantly freaking out and swearing he’ll grow white hair sooner than expected if Gladiolus keeps doing that.

Ignis has walked in on Gladio spoiling the babies, making faces at them, tickling them and, like Gladio’s had it, singing them to sleep far too many times.

Ignis is always amazed and moved; Gladio’s tough and big, but he’s really just a fan-boy mess for little kids and babies.

Baby Prompto will laugh every time Gladio’s carrying him and go quiet when Ignis does. This makes Gladio laugh at Ignis.

Baby Noctis, however, prefers Ignis.

BABY NOCTIS LAUGHING.

Baby Noctis will insist on throwing his tiny hands to Gladio, frowning and with the legs flying around (if he’s being carried), as if he wants to fight.

Baby Noctis, despite his constant attempts of murdering Gladio, will cry if Gladio’s not back by the time it gets dark outside, and will want Gladio to carry him for a whole hour before he gets to sleep.

Baby Prompto will constantly hug Ignis’ leg and hide behind it.

Baby Prompto will insist on trying to take and sometimes really taking Ignis’ glasses.

Both babies will start clapping and cheering as soon as they see Ignis get close to the kitchen or any stove (even when he’s just passing by).

Ignis loses his extreme disgust of the dirt with the weeks; both babies had puked on him times enough for him to just get adapted.

It takes them a while, because at first it was very chaotic, but now they’re adapted as if they were a family.

They will still carry the babies when going grocery-shopping.

Baby Prompto will cheer every time he sees another baby and will try to reach to touch their faces.

Baby Noctis will whimper and whine if he sees another baby.

“Oh, he’s so cute! Is this your child? Aw, he’s so cute, who’s his mommy?”

“Iggy?”

“Yeah?”

Gladio will point at Ignis and smile proudly.

“That’s his mommy.”

Lmao imagine Gladio trying to flirt with a girl at Lestallum and while he’s in the middle of it Ignis arrives with both babies like

“I beg your pardon, but they won’t stop crying since you left.”

LMAO the girl will gasp and look at him like !?

“…I swear this is not what-”

“YOU HAVE A HUSBAND AND KIDS!?”

And there goes Gladio’s possible date “THANK YOU, IGNIS”

“I’m sorry, but they won’t stop crying no matter what I do, they want you ;____;”

Gladio won’t mind and will go back.

Gladio will constantly hide the babies (in safe places ofc) and make Ignis freak out because “I SWEAR HE WAS THERE JUST A MOMENT AGO, OMG GLADIO WHAT DO WE DO HE LEFT THE HAVEN I KNEW WE DIDN’T HAVE TO CAMP, OHMYGOD WHATDOIDO”

Baby Prompto wouldn’t stop whining until they bought him five chocobo plushies.

IF THIS OCCURS IN GLADNIS AU THIS MAY BE A MAJOR EVENT BECAUSE IT WILL BE WHAT MAKES THEM REALIZE THEY WANT TO FORM A FAMILY ONE DAY.

Like one day the status breaks and the guys go back to normal and everything’s happy and it’s endless jokes everywhere.

But both Gladio and Ignis will constantly be thinking on how much fun they had while the guys were babies.

Except none will say a thing about it because both will be extremely nervous of what the other thinks.

And then one day Gladio just can’t keep it any longer.

“Iggy…I’d…what if…we’ve been together for a very long while by now and…I was thinking…we’re…wouldn’t you like…”

And after many days trying to say it he will just snap it out.

“Iggy, let’s have babies.”

Ignis will just look at him with wide eyes.

“…I don’t know Gladio, are you sure we can handle pregnancy already?”

Gladio will lose his shit at Ignis’ terrible timing for a joke.

Ignis will laugh and will just stare away because he’s too shy (on his own way) to look at him when talking about this.

“…I’d like it, too.”

DADS!GLADNIS AGH I CAN’T

THIS IS MAXIMUM FLUFF JUST TO THINK ABOUT

I CAN’T COPE WITH THE IDEA WITHOUT DYING

IT’D BE

CUTE

This is how you murder Moon Raccoon. With extreme fluff, asifjosfjgsfp.

PEOPLE, GIVE ME MORE BABY NOCT AND BABY PROMPTO WITH PAPA GLADIO AND DADA IGGY, PLS.

#yay anon #baby status ailment #ffxv #gladnis with baby prom and noct #coon answers #coon writes #coon's favorites

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