#tbh a lot of these are probably Brooklyn 99 or just random tumblr posts

[glitchviper]

Incorrect Quotes (ft. Class 1-X)

This ended up being way longer than I thought so I added a read more thingy. But enjoy this chaos : )

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Hiroharu: So how do we keep it light and breezy? I know! A comprehensive set of rules

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Carlos: It has recently come to my attention that some of you think I’m a big nerd. This is terrible so I am here to lay down the facts

Carlos: One, I am very cool

Carlos: Two, I own aviator sunglasses

Carlos: Three, needs don’t own aviator sunglasses

Carlos: Four, Jimin owns a basketball and I touched it once

Carlos: Five-

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Burai: Life isn’t always candy! Sometimes it’s a mouthful of sand! You just gotta keep putting things in your mouth

Moa: … You are not allowed to give advice any more

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Jetsam: I can’t be sick, I’m wearing pastels for pity’s sake

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Tsutsumi: Do you… want to talk about how you’re feeling?

Rin: I don’t talk about feelings, Tsumi. I don’t have any. Never seen one.

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Aito: Mr. President thank you for agreeing to see me!

Hiroharu: I didn’t. You just walked in here and started talking.

Aito: I don’t have time for a history lesson.

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Makoto: Mmm these fries are bussin’

Taishiro: for real for real

Amorette: My lord, these fries are unequivocally fuckin’ bussin’

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Kiku: I’m too young to die and too old to order off the kids menu. What a stupid age I am!

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Rin: I slept for seven hours

Rin: which is twice as long as I normally sleep so I’m a little disoriented

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Kiku: leave me to do my dark bidding

Hibiki: What are you bidding on?

Kiku: … a table

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Ayume: beat 3 eggs. At what hand-to-hand combat?

Tamashi: Must be, Sato-sensei banned quirks in the kitchen, remember?

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Tsutsumi, staring at the clock: Wait for it… and 8:01. Hiroharu Aki is officially late for the first time ever. Alright, let’s do this who’s got theories!

Michiko: Umm alarm didn’t go off

Tsutsumi: All three alarms, all with battery back up. Come on who wants to take this seriously

Aito: Ooo he was taken in his sleep!

Tsutsumi: That’s what I’m talking about!

Jiro: Super dark but definitely more plausible than the alarm clock theory

Jimin: I bet he tucked himself into bed too tight and got stuck

Makoto: Maybe he fell into another dimension where he breaks the rules

Sato: It’s 8 a.m why are we not ready for class?

Moa: Hiroharu is a few minutes late

Tamashi: And we’re all trying to figure out why!

Sato: I’d like to play. I’d say he’s underestimated how long it’d take to make his breakfast.

Sumiye: This is fun!

Tsutsumi: it is fun, but you’re all wrong. He clearly accidentally tried to put the wrong shoe on the wrong foot and spent twenty minutes trying to figure out if he had corrected it or was just going crazy

Rin: There he is.

Makoto: Hiroharu Aki where have you been we’ve been worried sick

Akihiko: Do you care to explain yourself?

Hiroharu: I’m just 70 seconds late. It’s not a big deal don’t worry about it

Sato: You will explain yourself and you will tell us now

Hiroharu, afraid he’s in trouble: I had some problems making breakfast

Sato, with a small fist pump: yes!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAA This took a while. I wanted to do something fun with everyone in the class. I tried to include everyone at least once while also not making this too long. Sorry if things are kinda out of character it’s hard to keep track of 20 student's personalities but yeah it’s here! And time for the long list of tags

Moa- @you-may-call-me-meme

Hibiki- @3080-manami-hibiki

Burai- @buraibanzai

Amorette- @napstennoji

Akihiko- @captainbaeremy

Michiko- @residentquirksupport

Makoto and Sato- @dantelionwishes

Jiro- @zer0-10

Taishiro- @angrymemesandicecreams

Jetsam- @jetsam-kisa

Aito- @korissideblog

Rin- @kamiart

Hiroharu- @compoundhero

Kiku- @cryptidanaphafsi

Sumiye- @smol-hibiscus

Tamashi- @eldritch-whispers

Ayume- @onibony

Carlos- @pokeracer93

Jimin- @art-is-drawing

[spitpiss]

do all of the emojis.

j you useless bastard ily no hetero

☝ - How tall are you?

5′2″

✔ - Sexual Orientation

bi and ready to mingle or w/e

🚬 - Do you Smoke?

on occasion 

🍷 - Do you Drink?

every day

♒ - Do you Take Drugs?

yeeeeeep

😳 - Age you get mistaken for?

idk people think im 21 and i am

💉 - Have Tattoos?

shit tons

✏️ - Want any tattoos?

oh hell yeah

✂️ - Got any Piercings?

a few

✌ - Want any piercings?

oh i want more fo shoprobably some nipple bars next

👌 - Best friend?

tie between j and twiggy tbhtycho gets a position higher than that but hes family

♥ - Do you like anyone?

im a ray of sunshine i love everyone (no)

🎤 - Top 5 favorite bands?

yellow stitchesmcrearly paramorethe usedMSI

🎶 - Top 5 favorite songs?

Never Wanted to Dance - MSIEnd Transmission - AFIThat Power - Childish Gambino99 Red Balloons - GoldfingerLifestyles of the Rich and the Famous - Green Day

😒 - Biggest pet peeve?

someone that doesnt know when to give upthe pushy type you feel?

📝 - Story from your childhood.

me and tycho were just sent to live with this one family in uhhhh maryland? i think? they were a couple of pricks and their kid said some hurtful shit to tycho

so i made sure we werent there for much longer

i beat the shit out of that kid

💬 - I wish…‼️ - Something you’ll change?

i wish i could not be living paycheck to paycheck

💦 - What makes you horny?

someone whos not afraid of getting a little rough

🌟 - A wish you’ll wish for?

do i have to answer this one?

🔥 - Something spicy you like?

oh theres this spicy pizza at this local place and its the BOMB

👃 You hate the smell of ….

bong water

👊 - Something you hate?

a LOT of things and people

🚶 - Are you single?

and ready to mingle

💬 - Can we text?

dipshit we text all the time

💌 - Fan mail me?

how OLD is this post?

💍 - Marry me?

no hetero

💘 - Be my tumblr crush?

jacobi i HATE you for making me do this

💭 - Favorite foods?

fresh brooklyn pizzaany of the local shoppes are good enough

☀ - Story about your day.

i woke up at 2 in the afternoon and smoked a bowl immediately

💘 - Top 5 celebrity crushes?

oh fuck uh

idris elbanicki minajmichael b jordanhayley kiyokogerard way?

🎥 - Top 5 favorite movies?

scott pilgrimmonsters incback to the futureback to the future 2star wars ep 5

📺 - Top 5 favorite TV shows?

fuck dude i didnt even have a tv growing up

fosters home for imaginary friendskids next doorkenny vs spennytop gearspace ghost

✏ - Random fact about yourself.

im one hell of a tenacious bitch

✈️ - Where are you from?

jersey

🚀 - Where do you wanna visit?

literally anywhere thats Not on the east coast of the us

😍 - Do you have a crush?

no

😷 - Something you hate eating?

gross shit? idk

🙈 - What makes you shy?

i dont get shy

💃 - Can you dance?

i can mosh

💏 - Do you love anyone?

i love my bro tycho

👟 - Favorite shoe(s) to wear?

vans

🌴 - A island you would visit?

hawaii? idk man

🌎 - A country you would visit?

i almost said hawaii again

i want to go to france tbh

🌀 - Favorite type of weather?

i love that grey overcast but not raining

where its cold but a hoodie is good enough

🔮 - Do you believe in luck?

yep and i wanna keep her on my side

📱 - What kinda phone do you have?

pixel 2 boyyyyy came Almost free on my plan

📅 - Favorite time of the year?

winter time baby i love the cold

📚 - Career goal you want?

im happy where i am

🍴 - Favorite food(s) to eat?

this is on here already isnt it?

🍭 - Favorite Candy?

i love reeses i would kill for reeses

🍇 - Favorite fruits?

gala apples for sure

🚘 - Dream car(s)?

fuck dude DREAM car? probably the ford gt it looks sleek as fuck

or a lambo but like dream on right?

🚔 - Have you ever been arrested?

oh yeah

🚑 - Have you ever driven in an ambulance before?

i plead the fifth

🎫 - Do you have a license?

yep

🚼 - Do you have or want kids?

no not really

🔞 - Are you under 18?

nope

🐶 - Do you own a pet?

i would LOVE a pet but nah

😔 - Something that makes you sad?

i dont wanna answer this

😡 - What pisses you off?

being looked down on

😏 - What turns you on?

i answered this but uh

im pretty easy to turn on

😈 - Are you a freak?

;)

💪 - Do you work out?

a lot yeah