#tbf he DOES like the fluffy sweaters i got him but i literally got one him one last year AND the year before afjaskj

[queenerdloser]

buying gifts for my mom is SO easy god! like that woman has like three interests and i'm very familiar with her tastes so like. it takes zero time for me to figure out gifts for her. on the other hand, buying things for my dad is like deciphering hieroglyphics.

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ALPHALORE HEADCANNONS! (3 hc’s per character! [excluding Bartholomew, + I could only think of one hc for Kane I am SO sorry guys I tried… 😭‼️])

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Ink! [Sadly no magenta text on Tumblr :(]

★ He canNOT use an oven. At all. Every time he’s tried, he’s almost burnt the entire apartment complex down. He does own an air fryer, though.

★ Hate hate HATES Wahoo World with a burning passion. I mean, I don’t blame him because WWhAT IS THAT LAYOUT.

★ When being “set free” by Wrath, he was completely beheaded imo. I mostly based this on the fact one of his Super Cool Clone Traits™ was intelligence/quick thinking, which you use your brain for (and your brain is well. In your head).

Billy! [No yellow text on Tumblr :(]

★ He ate the Alterna snow at one point. Like, he was just chilling near the squid sister’s camp, and he saw the fluffy, white snow and just. Mmmm yummy chemical crystal snow go brrr

★ He tried to take up crocheting at one point to make little sweaters for Batholomew!

★ I feel like he’d be pretty decent at baking! Like, he’d know the basics, and maybe a few other skills, but yeah I think he’d be able to make cookies and other things :]

Wrath!

★ Has a permanent resting “:3” face imo. He just seems like the type of guy to do that,,

★ This 1 is kinda gross but. I feel like Wrath has very little or no skin underneath the bandages on his face. Also, his left(? Camera right I think?? Idk) eye is just gone-

★ I feel like his favorite food would be waffles w ketchup on them. Not sure why I think this, but eh

Travis!

★ He is Transmasc. To Me™.

★ Drank motor oil at one point when he was a kid bc he wanted to know what it tasted like. Yes, he liked the way it tasted (and still occasionally drinks it to this day). No, I’m not elaborating on this one.

★ After the 1st bluefin depot incident, his eyes got a slight magenta tinge bc of the fuzzy ooze in the poison he was shot with,,

Dave!

★ I feel like this was kinda implied in one of the alphalore episodes, but methinks he has a LOT of college degrees. I’m talking 12 degrees over 6-ish subjects? Nobody knows how he got so many in such a short period of time,,,

★ He reads a lot in his free time! Like, there’s 176 (170 that he hasn't studied) subjects in college that he could be reading up on when he has the chance!!!

★ Has absolutely TERRIBLE posture when he sits down. This man will wonder why his back hurts, then will sit like a shrimp at his computer, reading away at whatever subject piqued his interest that day [he js like me frfr]

Alpha! [No dark blue text option on Tumblr :(]

★ Knows every single star constellation by heart and is PROUD of it!!

★ absolutely despises sea cucumbers and anything resembling them because of the deepsea metro (tbf CQ cumber is pretty annoying, and it did quite literally make alpha instantaneously explode many times.. 😭)

★ Acquired a variety of large scars on his back, shoulders, etc. during his time in the deep sea metro. Most of these scars are from girl power station specifically-

Kane!

★ This man is scarily tall imo,,, I feel like he’d be around 6’1 (around 186 cm)