#taylor standing there like 🧍‍♂️

[tennistalksisterstyle]

who decided this placement 🤔

[iwannascreameurekaa]

pjo characters as quotes part 2

Will to Nico: "Here's your Benadryl, it appears Kayla has ripped up a piece of the flooring so if you go to the bathroom just be careful not to stub your toe"

Nico: "...okay"

Jason: "I am not a dog"

Leo: "Yes you are"

Piper: "i bet on loosing dogs"

Leo: "Is it possible to have an autistic dog?"

Will: "wtf"

Piper: "I'm sprinkling sexual tension on them like Parmesan cheese"

*Taylor swift music blasting while they're watching tv*

Hazel: "is Will able to turn down his music or"

Nico: "will turn down Taylor swift"

Will: "you're not a swiftie!!" *music immediately turns off*

*lightning strikes*

Rachel: "Looks like the gods are telling you no!!"

Hazel, in an extremely gleeful voice: "Do it again circus monkey!!"

Annabeth: "You know how to use the microwave, I'm not worried about your happiness"

Will: "*mockingly* "The boogeyman's gonna get you" *normal voice* I will kiss the boogyman. On the mouth."

Nico: "what"

Piper: "greys anatomy is one piece for white people"

Leo: "I am a fricking car"

Jason: "cars can't speak"

Pipers: "he's kinda proof that they can"

Hazel: "what's thunder thighs? Does it strike lightning"

Jason: "I'm sorry since when was I a twink"

Piper: "since your birth"

Jason: "then what is Leo????"

Piper: "a double twink"

Random person: "turn to god"

Piper: "turn to Chappell Roan"

Will to Nico: "DO YOU NEED A LAMP? I CAN STAND IN THE CORNER OF THE ROOM SILENTLY PLEASE"

Will: "my parents chose normal daughter but something happened in the process and they got Hamilton son"

Nico: "I wanna be a bibically accurate angel when I grow up"

Leo: "you're a bibically accurate plastic bag"

Leo to Piper: "You poked me with your long fricking female nails"

Percy: "I'm a strong boy"

Annabeth: "if you're such a strong boy can you help me put away towels"

Percy: "I said I'm a strong boy not a smart boy"

Annabeth: "the gods are gonna strike you if you touch his stuff" 

Nico *pointing at every character that has died in the series*: "DEAD DECEASED KILLED MURDERED"

Nico *pointing at Jason*:  "CYBERPUNKED"

Hazel, just learning about Bluetooth speakers in cars: "i would be a bad driver bc I would be listening to music and swerve to the beat"

Percy to idk who:*pointing to a tv that says "predator"* "thats YOU!"

Leo: hi Frank!

Frank:...I wish I had a prosthetic leg so I could take it off and throw it at you

Leo: what 🧍‍♂️

(Note: I love their beef sm make them kiss now)

Will to Nico: "Time for sleep!! *pause* oh wait I forgot you can't sleep the city needs you!" 

Annabeth: "Don't make enemies if you're allergic to peanut butter."

[a-frog-in-a-bog]

That's the first pic I've ever seen of swiffer standing up straight and she looks so tiny? Aren't they supposed to be the same height they're both wearing like 4inch heels? 🧍‍♂️lmao get outta there Meg you're better than this

at first i was worried meg was gonna feature on a tswift song then i realized that would mean that taylor would have to share the spotlight with a black woman

[anachronistic-falsehood]

standing here like 🧍‍♂️ what’s ur problem with butches taylor. taylor what’s ur problem

[tiktaalic]

so i think you might. like. at worst hate and at best are cas voice utterly indifferent to sterek but there's a fic i need you to read. so bad. it changed my brain chemistry or whatever people say. it's an au and they're barely recognisable as sterek and pretty ooc but it's so good it's basically an original novel to me. classic literature even. should be taught in high schools. etc. very stiles centric and very intentionally feeds derek dust which actually. may get you wondering: hey why is anon sending this to me, known derek lover/hater/it's complicated-er. well the answer is: it's just so good. read just like. the first chapter. and see what i mean. why is this sterek fanfiction?! why does this author not have a pulitzer?! it's so crazy. you have a knack for somehow kickstarting entire movements on tumblr and im hoping by sending this to you we somehow create an entire sub fandom for this fanfiction. thank you have a nice day . wow i almost forgot to give you the title it's called the standing dead by standinginanicedress

#not a sterek but I slept for 8 hours and woke up at 2am so I’ve been reading this. I’ve had 3 thoughts mainly which are. One. I assume this is what Taylor swifts life is like. in another world there’s 100k about Taylor being forced to perform Cornelia street after a horrific betrayal leading to breakup while she’s a mess and rebounds with some guy. Two. It’s so funny to me that it’s stiles because while it’s not recognizable as stiles it is like. Yeah of course out of all the fucking teen wolf characters YOU think it’s STILES that’s a tragic figure whose trauma is underexplored while Derek goes 🧍‍♂️, in a distinctly absurdly attractive manner, orphaned without friends. There’s an unintentionally (?) funny aspect to the meta of it. I haven’t eeked past s3 still but it’s very. Out of stiles and Derek there was one of them who was in a really fucked could easily throw the word abusive around relationship. And one of them had zero friends to talk to or process things with and was entirely isolated with this horrific relationship that was His Fault hanging over him. and it wasn’t stiles I’ll tell you that much. Three. Thought three is a thought I’m often idly thinking where I think it should be a law to assign celebrities a therapist and or case worker once they’re famous enough to have articles written about them. Anyway. Thanks

[vintagecomputer]

FADE IN

INT. KITCHEN - TV WITH BASKETBALL GAME ON IN THE BACKGROUND

Two men hold matching ✨groom✨ and ✨groom✨ champagne glasses full of sparkly pink beverage

TAYLOR, a bearded teenager with greasy black and red hair dressed as 2004 Bert McCracken holds up his glass. FELIX, a shorter guy with slightly less greasy hair holds up his glass as well.

FELIX A toast to... uh...

Taylor and Felix stand like 🧍‍♂️🥂🧍‍♂️ as they try to think of something to toast to.

FELIX A toast to being homosexuals

TAYLOR I'm not gay though

FELIX Yeah nevermind couldn't be me

END CREDITS

[matoitech]

Oh you'd be surprised at how many people wish they were teens in the early 2013-14 era

i’ve seen the tweets from ppl talking abt how they wish they were teens in 2012 when one direction was popular and it makes me feel a little nuts

[ilyasorokinn]

this is so cheesy but can you do Kasperi Kapanen with number 9 from the general dialogue prompts (“Are they dead?”) about like… killing bugs for you lol

BUGS

9. "are they dead" (from this prompt list)

tw: killing of a bug

you had a deathly fear of spiders to the point where if you saw a spider, your entire day was put on hold until it was caught and killed. kasperi knew this since he was the person who was catching them.

he left early in the morning to get some errands done, and was getting ready to start grocery shopping when he got frantic texts from you.

y/n, the bae ❤️‍🔥💚💛❤️💚💙🖤 kas kasperi this is not the time to not reads your texts KASPERI!

kas, the man 🧍‍♂️ what? what is it?

y/n, the bae ❤️‍🔥💚💛❤️💚💙🖤 come home please quick run if it's quicker

kas, the man 🧍‍♂️ what happened?!

y/n, the bae ❤️‍🔥💚💛❤️💚💙🖤 hurry!

kas, the man 🧍‍♂️ all right, i'm on my way

kasperi rushed home, breaking a few speeding laws on the way. he opted for the stairs as opposed to the elevator, "what? what is it? what happened?" he burst through the front door.

"in here!" you shouted from the bathroom.

he sprinted down the hallway and found you standing on the sink of the bathroom, "what's going on?"

"there's a spider in the bathtub," you told him.

he deflated, catching his breath from the hike he had taken to get to your apartment, "are you kidding? i broke the speed limit, ran up the stairs and you mean to tell me that i did all of that because there's a tiny spider in the shower?"

"yes!" you exclaimed.

"i didn't even get to grocery shop."

"i'll do it for you, just get rid of it!" you shouted.

"all right, i'll do it. go outside." you hopped off the sink and waited in the hallway for him to "get rid of it".

after a few moments, you heard a loud bang and the door opened, "are they dead?”

“yes, the spider is gone. is that all, your highness?" he joked.

"no, that'll be all."

taylor's night of neglect!

[shawty-writes-a-little]

Hi! I saw your Halloween event and I wanted to know if I could request a Kaz x reader with this line from Delicate by Taylor swift(can it please by fluffy :P)

"Sometimes I wonder when you sleep, are you ever dreaming of me, Sometimes when I look into your eyes, I pretend you're mine, all the damn time"

Thank you so much<33

Watch you sleep

Hey @ilovemarvelanne1 DUDE OMG Kaz brekker is my comfort character and reputation my favourite album-could this get any better???????

Pairing: Kaz brekker x reader

Warnings: None (I’m just 14 and know some words don’t expect much🧍‍♂️)

FLUFF

The night was still roughly alive in the higher parts of the sky, dark blue and the day peeping had began from the lower ones. The crow club was still full of hustle, men and women still playing, uneven chatter, laughing, the classic drunk fights no one looked twice onto. Just the usual crow club. It is known The Slat is only ever quiet in the slow hours of afternoon. Kaz too was still awake, almost all of the dreggs didn’t have an entitled sleep time. He strolled through the crooked hallways going back to his workplace of a room. He had forgotten what he had called y/n there for. Y/n. The only one who could make Dirtyhands forget something “work” related or important-a cautious advice or a strategy-to-discuss. He didn’t acknowledge this till long enough but he caught himself rather thinking of y/n here and there whenever there was something that acquired her. Caught himself watching her as she’d joke around with Inej, make stupid bets with Jesper, almost see a saint in Nina whenever she’d come with a waffle. Those weren’t obvious observations-littlest frankly but he noticed them. He noticed them and held them familiarly dear.

Y/n had waited in the brown leather settee of his workplace. Kaz entered the room unaware she has still been waiting there. He noticed how she didn’t move as he walked into the room. Strange. He paced more into the room to find y/n sound asleep. Y/n was asleep with her head slightly tilted, her arms crossed around herself tightly, legs dangling to the side of the armrest. She looked so peaceful as though she had no care in the world. Kaz didn’t have it in him to awake her sleeping so calmly. He didn’t have it in him to avert his thoughts and gaze off of her everything about her was simply so beautiful. Her hair fell in perfectly across her shoulders-the calmest face he’d ever seen. She had faint smile spread across her even while sleeping-she’s probably dreaming. But why is she smiling? Does she ever dream about me?

Why was he thinking all that? She had this toll on him, or maybe it was just him. Kaz knew it, he had felt this before. The constant urge of being concerned about her, the self frowns when y/n would get a little to close to others, the little curling and smirk of a smile whenever her name was mentioned. Was he feeling something? Falling more? He never felt any regret at the slightest opening to her about anything. Very foreign to bastard of the barrel but it was true. He never liked to talk about his past to anyone but with y/n he felt that sense of relief, he felt good someone knew, someone who’d understand. He felt good it was y/n. And everything with and around her felt better every now and then. He had started to long for her presence.

Whilst he had all those thoughts spiralling in his head y/n kept sliding lower on her seat without any support, she was a light sleeper-why did he knew that? She was a light sleeper. She would wake up sinking lower he thought. Wanting to prevent that he gave her a slight nudge by her shoulders bringing her upwards and swiftly wrapped her a blanket around her that he grabbed the edge of his bed. Expected, since his cabin and bed had an open entrance.

Turning around he forgot about his cane standing on the side. Turning around his leg yanked the cane off by mistake. The very moment y/n was awake tapping her feet back on the ground unaware she had fallen asleep on the sofa.

"Saints-" she exclaimed getting back into her senses they weren’t getting attacked, it was just a thud of the crow carved cane "I’m sorry I felt asleep-"she began looking down at the blanket wrapped around her absolutely confused.

“No it’s quite alright, I didn’t mean to awaken you.” Kaz replied hoping she didn’t catch him watching her as she slept. Just that thought felt strange to him, this entire time was he just doing that? Watch her like a some creep?

“It’s alright I just came here for the prototypes you wanted me go through.” Y/n explained as Kaz’s expression didn't seem to recall anything.

“The huh?“

“The prototypes? The new ones wi-“

Right. The prototypes. “Yes—no you can do that tomorrow-and go back to sleep again if you’d like.” He sputtered knowing how ridiculous he must’ve sounded.

“It’s fine I’ll just head back to my floor. You wouldn’t have to endure me sleeping don’t worry.” Y/n said with a slight chuckle shrugging the blanket off.

“The sunrise is about to happen anytime-and I am working the night on my desk anyways it’s fine with me, really.” Kaz tried bargaining again hoping with everything in him that she’d stay.

“You sure?” Y/n asked with a courteous smile, liking this side of Kaz. Not Dirtyhands, not bastard of the barrel but Kaz. That boyish grin forming up that took everything in him to hide it.

“Yes! Yes-I’ll be working-it’d be a good company anyways.”

“Since when does Kaz Brekker need company?” She asked playfully.

Since you. “You’re staying then?” He asked slight aware of the answer, walking back to his desk turning again to get a clear view of her.

“Only if you promise not to stare.” Y/n joked shutting her eyes settling back onto the settee again.

“I’ll try.” Kaz replied with barely a whisper making sure she didn’t hear. He had grown fond of her and he knew by now. He’ll tell her one day, as it struck to him how much he’d like to watch her sleep, watch her joke around everyday.

It wasn’t shocking but precious to him how alive he felt in this very moment. Kaz wanted to savour this forever.

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Aaaaaaaa I know this ones short but it’s my favourite one so far :)

Let me know what you think AND YOU YES YOU! CUTIE GO DRINK SOME WATER RN OR ILL SMACK YOU W KAZ’S CANE